"Uncle, haven't you studied biology?"
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PS: Second update
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Chapter 515 Does Meng Lang Know Why Hu Yifei Didn't Choose You?
Meng Lang shook his head dumbfounded.
"Uncle, what do you want me to say about you? You and the former Dali are two extremes - she knows the existence of other people, but she doesn't want to know more; and you are even more awesome, obviously living in the 21st century , can actually turn a blind eye to science~
Standing upright is a human being?If you can straighten your back, you are a strange beast?
please!Anyone who has studied a little bit of biology will know that besides humans, animals that can stand on two feet include kangaroos, frogs and birds, and upright vertebrates include penguins and seahorses besides humans...
The above things can also achieve the "indomitable" in your master's mouth, but what's the use of it?
In the final analysis, the reason why human beings are the primates of all things is because the brain has evolved complex enough to have the ability to create and inherit civilization. Is there a ghost relationship with whether the spine is straight or not?
For example, you...Professor Stephen Hawking, whom my family admires very much, is a patient with gradual frostbite. After his condition deteriorated, he could only curl up in a wheelchair for life, but this prevented him from becoming the most outstanding theory after Einstein Physicist and one of the greatest scientists of our time? "
Ding Zhang'an's face turned red when he was bullied by his niece and son-in-law who didn't give him face. He was tongue-tied and wanted to refute a few words, but he couldn't think of a suitable explanation for a while.
Seeing that he was speechless, Meng's arrogance suddenly became stronger.
"Sometimes I really don't understand how the brain circuits of you old antiques from the Inhuman world grow!
I would rather hold on to these so-called sages who sound plausible, but are actually too low-sighted, than open my eyes steadily to see if I can catch up with the back of modern civilization...
Say you are stupid, you are like a monkey with hair essence on each one; but say you are smart, but you can often play a lot of mentally retarded tricks for me! "
With that said, Meng Lang raised his hand and poured two cups of tea from the table next to him. He held one in his hand, and passed the other to Ding Zhang'an.
"Uncle An, there is something that I, a junior, shouldn't have asked, but since I've already said this today, I'll just mention it by the way—I've heard Dali mention it, because you didn't You only practice martial arts with a sense of security, and your goal is to become number one in the world, is that right?"
Ding Zhangan took a sip from the teacup, then closed his eyes and nodded slowly: "That's right, so strictly speaking, you are also one of the goals I want to surpass. Is there a problem?"
"It's a big problem! With all due respect, Sister Nuolan's younger brother, Jason, is a good psychologist. If I can't do it after returning to China, I can go to him to register for you? Don't worry, just rely on our father and son's relationship. Let me pay half for you!"
Uncle An's eyes suddenly opened: "Are you calling me crazy?"
"Awesome! I didn't expect you to be able to hear what I said in such a secret~ But let's be serious, do you want to think about it?
Although Dr. Jason's fees are very expensive, but he is famous for his work. If we detect and treat early, it is very possible to recover..."
Ding Zhanan used his air splitting palm and raised his hand to teach his clumsy niece and son-in-law a lesson, but when he turned his head and saw Nuo Lan's peaceful sleeping face next to him, he hesitated for a while and gritted his teeth to hold back his anger.
"Boy, I know you are trying to provoke me...give me a plausible explanation, otherwise I will try my best to complain vigorously today, and I will have a match with you!"
"Oh, Uncle An~ I'm a man in his decades, don't be so angry~"
He waved his hand casually, and Meng had a beating smile on his face.
"Let's not mention that your niece has long since refused to marry me, let alone that Nuo Lan is resting next to her, and that only my Haoqimeng family in the whole country is willing to pay you, an idler, even if I don't Fight back, do you really dare to hit me?"
"Ding... ding ding ding..."
As soon as the words fell, a series of crisp sounds like the clanging of gold and iron froze Meng's presumptuous smile.
"Damn it! You really dare to do something about the old thing?"
"I didn't expect you kid to hide such a brilliant horizontal kung fu... Hey! How can you do it? Anyway, you say you don't fight back, and you don't hit me for nothing! You also know that my niece will not marry you, sooner or later I will be you Uncle, if you are capable, can you deduct one of my wages and let me see?"
"...All right, you win!"
Meng Lang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and it was rare for him to fall into the disadvantage in a contest of words.
Ding Zhang'an enjoyed the hard-won victory, and he couldn't help showing a smug smile on his face: "It's not too bad! Boy, I know you don't dare to entertain me for no reason. Could it be... There is something wrong with my thinking?"
Hearing this, Meng Lang nodded slowly and solemnly, and said in a deep voice, "In my opinion, Uncle An, your ideas are definitely not qualified, and you will suffer a loss sooner or later if you let it go."
Seeing that his expression and tone didn't seem to be fake, Uncle An's face couldn't help becoming a little nervous: "What's wrong with me?"
"how to say."
Meng Lang took a sip from his teacup and sorted out his words by the way.
"Actually, this problem also exists in other so-called 'orthodox aliens' - your thinking is too out of touch with the times, which is very detrimental to the civilianization of aliens that the Haoqi League will advocate in the future."
Ding Zhangan Hanhan scratched his head: "We... are out of touch with the times? Are there?"
"Oh~"
A certain Meng looked at him sideways, and asked with disdain, "Let me ask you, have you ever talked to Yifei about your so-called nonsense about practicing martial arts without a sense of security?"
"I told you, what's the matter?" Ding Zhang'an was confused.
"Got~"
Hearing this, Meng Lang clapped his hands fiercely: "The case has been solved, do you know why Sister Yifei would rather choose Zeng Xiaoxian than you?"
"...Why?" Hearing that someone from Meng mentioned this, Ding Zhang'an didn't even bother to quibble, because he really wanted to know why.
You must know that he had a good impression of Hu Yifei back then, and he was also the only man in the division who could persuade Hu Yifei. Although some feelings had never been expressed, he really couldn't accept that Hu Yifei chose such a weak person. s husband.
Seeing that Ding Zhang'an was in a daze, Meng Lang picked up the teacup in his hand, touched him lightly with tea instead of wine, and said quietly, "Because compared to Mr. Zeng, uncle, you are too weak and timid."
Hearing his niece and son-in-law's denial again, Ding Zhang'an was not as eager to refute as before, but asked lightly: "Why?"
"The reason is very simple. Even if Mr. Zeng is powerless, he at least has the courage to face the reality... And Uncle An, with all due respect, how long are you going to lie to yourself?"
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PS: The first update
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Chapter 516 Ding Zhangan, I want to raise her forever
After drinking the tea in the cup in one gulp, Meng Lang continued his chatter.
"Although I don't know what you're running away from, the nonsense logic of practicing martial arts because you don't feel safe, even a three-year-old child can hear that it's full of mistakes and omissions."
"What's wrong with this?" Ding Zhangan frowned in confusion.
Someone Meng sneered, and asked with a weird look: "Uncle An, since you keep saying that you want to pursue the realm of the 'strongest individual', how dare you ask me if you have been struggling in the world of aliens for so many years, have you ever met a person who is not a person?" Is the weapon master the opponent?"
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