Marquis Wu sent Zhuge Dali to visit the old heavenly master

"Then what... San'er, pinch me and let me confirm if it's true."

Boom—boom—!

With a hateful blow full of armed domineering aura, Zhang, who didn't talk too much, smashed his body into the concrete ceiling under his feet.

"I've wanted to beat you up for a long time! How about it, are you sure this time?"

"I'm sure! I'm sure~"

Unscathed, Meng Lang crawled out of the humanoid pit with a little effort.

Not daring to argue too much with the suffering clone, Meng Lang got up and cast a Clean Clothes Curse on himself as if nothing had happened.

Then, after carefully looking in the mirror and confirming that his appearance had returned to full marks, he threw the mirror away, and finally couldn't help but fell down again, rolling on the ground laughing.

"Hahahahaha—! Ahhahahahahaha—! Ah—hahahahahahahaha—!"

Zhang San's head was full of black lines: "Hey, have you laughed enough! What should you do if you repeat words and make people say that you have a bad word count?"

"You know what! These days, the two words 'haha' can no longer represent happiness. If you want to not make people feel perfunctory, you have to start with at least four 'ha's. I call this inflation."

As he said that, Meng sat up a little bit again: "Furthermore, isn't the sand sculpture plot below worth my presumptuousness? Now I have a problem that I can't figure out-why I'm laughing like this, but you Like a normal person? Are you still my clone?"

"Who knows?" Zhang San shrugged calmly, "Either you are stupid in the iPartment, or I am paralyzed abroad. Such trivial matters are irrelevant. Rather than worrying about this, the two of us should prepare to do it."

"That's fine! Let me laugh for another half an hour, and start working in half an hour..."

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While Meng was entertaining himself with his avatar, Joe Fred, the new leader of the Alliance of Espers who he regarded as a laughing stock, sat on the ground in a daze, looking at his bloody hands. I was in a daze.

Yes, Fred's soul is dead, and with him is Joe Freddie's soulless body.

Now, the person who is stumbling and adapting to his new body standing in the free duel field is the brand new leader of the Alliance of Superpowers, a combination of the two——Joe Fred!

The era of aga is over, and the era of sleepgkg has officially arrived.

However, the new emperor encountered unprecedented problems as soon as he took the throne.

I don't know why, when I was right with Fred before, I felt that everything was going smoothly, but at the moment when he just took over the other person's body, an indescribable but absolutely tangible doom came to me. On him—

Who would believe that the soul link with a 20.00% success rate can be done in one go, but the soul-body synchronism with a success rate of at least 90.00% has a problem!

Joe Freddy worked so hard, and at the cost of half of his soul and most of the evil spirits, launched the Dark Seizure, thinking that he could have both his black magic and the super powers of his old opponent, but who knows In the end, it fell short.

Not only was his lower body paralyzed and he lost consciousness, even the supernatural powers of this body were weakened a lot like a convulsion...

Originally, Fred mastered more than [-] kinds of abilities, and he could use at most three kinds of abilities at the same time, but now after experiments, Joe Fred found that not only could he not use two kinds of abilities at the same time at all, even a single There are only a few hundred or so abilities that can be activated, and the power is not very strong...

What is this?

You've worked so hard to plan for half your life, only to find out you've robbed a bankrupt bank until you burst into the vault?

Look at the legs, look at the hands.

Look at the hands and look at the legs.

The old sleeping man collapsed. In the dark basement, he cried like a child who ate a whole pineapple raw with his mouth closed...

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Two hours later, the Bingo Dessert Shop in Modu.

Zhuge Dali and Feng Baobao in Lolita costumes had just opened the store door, and before they had time to arrange the fruits, they heard the phone ringing.

Picking up the phone, seeing that it was someone from Meng who sent a message, the two girls hurriedly gathered together to watch——

【Dali, baby~ Ugly country is progressing very smoothly!Fred died, and the disabled Joe Freddy succeeded to the throne. A large number of Fred's subordinates chose to join Zhang San in order to avoid the counterattack...]

Just when Zhuge Dali finished reading the first page and was about to continue scrolling down, Feng Baobao, who saw a guest coming, directly grabbed the phone, ignored those useless work reports, and swiped to the bottom of the news.

"Meng Lang is the last one. There will be a delay of 12 hours. I will come back tomorrow night including the flight time."

Zhuge Dali smiled dryly: "Okay, let's look at other things later, let's focus on opening the store first."

As she spoke, she raised her head to look at the guest in front of her.

"Sister Meijia, what would you like to drink today?"

Wearing kitchen gloves, Chen Meijia shook her head lightly with dull eyes: "Dali, touch my face~ I haven't touched my face for two days, please help me feel... have they become haggard?" ?”

"what?"

Startled by the guest's unreasonable request, the little girl thought about it for a while, and looked around in embarrassment. Seeing that no one was paying attention to her, she stretched out her hand to pull the lady next to her.

"Sister Baoer, the customer needs facial stroking service. I think this is a good opportunity to experience emotions. You can make a statement to feel the mood of Sister Meijia now."

"Ah yo? It's hot, I touch it, four one four~"

Feng Baobao did as he said, stretched out his slender and white hands to press Chen Meijia's face, and then... rubbed desperately.

"Ah! It hurts! Baby, please stop!"

Chen Meijia, who suffered a terrible disaster, hurriedly called to stop.

The mother-in-law let go as she said, and turned her head to give the little girl a thumbs-up: "Sister Gua! Really! I know that Sazi is called Monk Qi~"

Zhuge Dali: (?￢_￢)

"Sister Bao'er, don't do this in the future, it's fine with your own people, you will be beaten if you do this outside."

"Afraid of spilling children? Spicy pot can do it better than me? If you can't call Meng Lang to serve with you, we'll bury them all!"

"..." x3

Not only Zhuge Dali, but even Chen Meijia and the curry sauce who just came over expressed a high degree of speechlessness to Gua Po Niang's simple view of right and wrong.

"Dali, why don't you bring me another half-sugar waffle, since Ziqiao isn't around, I can only rely on sweets for comfort."

"Understand~"

The little girl agreed, and started to work swiftly. At the same time, she turned to look at the black girl: "What about you? What should I order?"

"Hey hey hey~"

Curry Sauce smiled shyly, raised his hand and showed three fingers: "Three cups of milk tea, I have two friends, they will be here soon!"

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