Marquis Wu sent Zhuge Dali to visit the old heavenly master

The most outrageous thing about being able to take your ex-girlfriend and children with you to travel with your current girlfriend is that these two beautiful women seem to have no intention of confronting each other at all. This is definitely a master!

"Ahahahaha, I can see that Miss Zhuge is also a sweetheart! Then, as a person from Modu, what is your impression of us in Generdu?"

Zhuge vigorously nodded seriously: "Very good! Ge'er is located at the confluence of the five major tributaries of the Haihe River in the North China Plain, with Bohai Sea to the east, Kyoto to the west, Cangzhou to the south, and Yanshan Mountain to the north. second to none”

Seeing the little girl, Bayi, who continued to introduce her for more than five minutes without stopping, the short and thin reporter couldn't help but wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, with a embarrassed expression on her face.

"It can be seen that Ms. Zhuge is very knowledgeable! She has a better understanding of Gaerdu than I am a local. Let's change the subject. I noticed that you were discussing this Xikai Cathedral before. May I ask you to come here on purpose? Did you visit here?"

"this"

Seeing the little girl's face showing hesitation and wondering if he should reveal the purpose of this trip, Meng Lang smiled and stepped forward to wrap her arms around her slender waist, and smiled at the camera: "That's right! We came here just for the name!"

"Ah! Then, sir, you must know about church culture?"

"Oh, that's not true."

Meng Lang shook his head lightly, facing the camera and talked eloquently: "I don't believe in any religion. In my opinion, the existence of religion has only two meanings. One is as a medium for philosophers to explain and spread their thinking; the other is Dump the trash can of stupidity and despair as the ignorant."

"Mr. Haha, you are so humorous." The reporter wiped the cold sweat that was flowing more and more from the corners of his forehead, and forced an embarrassing but even more embarrassing smile at the corner of his mouth, "Then you must admire those philosophers very much?"

Someone from Meng shook his head again: "Of course not! As we all know, great philosophers never try to find a solution when encountering difficulties. They spend all their time explaining to others why there is no solution. "

"Don't say anything else, just look at the world right now."

"When encountering difficulties, what we flower growers think about is how to rise up and resist, and use the power of the whole country to build our own Leishen Mountain and Huoshen Mountain in the shortest time. The army, police, doctors, farmers, and workers are all in their positions. Each perform their duties, and stand shoulder to shoulder with gods with mortal bodies."

"However, in the kingdom shrouded in the light of God, their believers immediately choose to lie flat when encountering difficulties, and enjoy the sickness and death brought by God without any worries.

Among them, the doctors and nurses who fought on the front line in the early days could only fight against the god of death wearing protective clothing converted from garbage bags and disposable masks that were so thin that they could be called simple, showing the bravery and fearlessness of the angelic believers. "

"In those countries shrouded in the light of God, the rich and rich can stock up on three or four ventilators at home, and under the protection of a private doctor, they can have sex and sing songs every night;

But the corpses of the poor ghosts couldn't even be burned, so they could only be piled up in the trucks originally used for refrigerated pork. The sound of dripping and the desperate wails of the dying are intertwined and merged into hymns to God. "

"In those countries shrouded in the light of God, the rich can enjoy a rich burial when their dog dies, set up monuments, inscriptions, and hire special personnel to take care of and present flowers 24 hours a day; while the poor, even if their parents die, they will just be thrown away hastily. In the mass graves, you don't even deserve a name.

Of course, the believers of God still have some brains, at least they didn’t forget to send the FBI to arrest the reporter who made the mass grave public.”

A "praise" without any dirty words, but whose effect is comparable to that of digging people's graves, was finished by someone Meng. The two journalists didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

Brother, we are just a travel channel column group in a small TV station!You say this in our live broadcast, at best it is called the show is not doing its job properly

"Ha, haha! This gentleman is really humorous. Please forgive our limited interview time, and it seems that the snacks on your ex-girlfriend and daughter's hands are almost finished, so let's talk about today's interview first, thank you for your participation .”

At this time, Meng Lang had already focused his gaze on a window in the church, and nodded indifferently after hearing the words: "Thank you for your hard work."

When the two reporters walked away, Zhuge Dali in his arms suddenly rubbed his hair against his chin: "Meng Lang, when you were interviewed just now, did you suddenly say that you found something in the church?"

Meng Lang smiled lightly and raised his hand to hang the little girl's nose: "As expected of you, you are still so smart!"

As he said, he raised his hand to pinch the girl's small face, and turned her gaze to the same angle as his own: "Look here, the eighth window from the left on the second floor, do you see anything wrong?"

"What's wrong?" Zhuge stared vigorously for a long time, then shook his head slightly and said, "Isn't that the same as other windows?"

It seems that Dali's Jianghu experience is still too little!

Shaking his head, Meng Lang turned around and pulled Feng Baobao who was licking his fingers: "Baby, take a look, what's so weird about Dali's window?"

"Got it"

The mother-in-law Hanhan agreed, followed Meng Lang's instructions and stared at the window on the second floor with her head tilted for a few seconds, then said as a matter of course, "It's obvious that there is a melon inside looking at us."

ps: first update

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Chapter 429 The Pope's successor supports the heliocentric theory?

In the evening, the "family of four" had already returned home for several hours, but Zhuge Dali still frowned slightly, sitting with folded arms on the sofa that Xu Si had worked so hard to find, deep in thought.

"Dali, do you really want me and the baby to help you decipher it?" Meng Lang asked kindly.

Zhuge vigorously shook his head stubbornly: "No! I have already memorized all the elements around the church. As long as I screen everything, I will be able to analyze the truth! Give me some more time."

"Then what about tonight's massage class? If you don't come, you will be off schedule with the baby?"

Zhuge Dali showed a tangled expression, for a while he didn't know how to choose between thirst for knowledge and robbing men, and after a while he gritted his teeth and said: "Teach Sister Bao'er first, and if I can't figure it out in another hour, I will look for it." you."

Meng Lang turned around helplessly: "Okay."

For the little girl's strong personality, Meng has a deep understanding from the previous internship love contract, so he has no opinion on it.

After all, a soft girl has the benefits of a soft girl, and a strong woman also has the charm of a strong woman. Only men who are incompetent will ask women to accommodate themselves. Really strong men often rely on changing girls to adjust their lives.

Just like now, Meng is content to enjoy the rare opportunity to be alone with Feng Baobao

"Baby, I've already taught you everything that needs to be taught. Come up and move yourself." Meng Lang found the most comfortable position and lay down on the bed, closing his eyes and saying hello.

"No problem!" Gua Po Niang promised energetically, took off her shoes and slowly climbed onto the bed

"Well, it's comfortable! A little more force will be better!"

"That's right! That's it, the rotation angle can be bigger! Perfect!"

"Oh cool! Can you hurry up and neigh baby, you've made great progress!"

"Don't! Wait! Stop it! Baby, it's not allowed there! My old waist!"

When Zhuge Dali finally figured out the key to the problem, and rushed into the room with a face full of excitement, what she saw was Feng Baobao's knees on Meng Lang's back, grabbing his wrist and pulling him backwards innocently. a picture.

Of course, there is also Meng's painful and happy face attached to the painting.

"Meng Lang! I finally understand the principle of church windows!" The little girl rushed to someone Meng, as if eager to find someone to share the joy of successfully solving the problem.

Meng Lang narrowed his eyes and nodded absently: "Tell me."

"If I'm not mistaken, it's the material of the window and the light behind it! Isn't it?"

Zhuge Dali seemed to be asking, but he was actually full of confidence in his analysis: "The windows on the second floor of that church are all old-fashioned frosted glass."

"This kind of glass was originally invented to protect the privacy of the residents. It stands to reason that it cannot be used for peeping like a single lens, but in real life we ​​can often find that as long as a layer of water is poured on the surface of the frosted glass, the It can greatly improve its light transmittance, so as to achieve a near-transparent effect."

"I've thought of this before, but what confuses me is actually another problem. Why are you and Sister Bao'er so sure that there is something wrong with the window on the second floor!"

"Oh? Then do you understand?" Meng Lang asked with a smile.

Zhuge vigorously nodded seriously: "I didn't want to understand it at first, but when I searched through the memory pictures countless times just now, I finally found a different point: the lights inside the church!"