Marquis Wu sent Zhuge Dali to visit the old heavenly master

"The first question, because of the difference between aliens and ordinary people, what kind of problem is the most troublesome for alien law enforcement agencies to encounter when sentencing?"

Zhang Wei's eyes lighted up. He had studied this question before, and he was sure to score one point.

But just when he was about to ring the hand bell, the bell on the other side rang first.

"Jingle bell~"

Meng Lang raised his hand: "Ms. Zhuge, please answer!"

Zhuge Dasheng spoke quickly: "The most troublesome thing is the age issue. The law of the People's Republic of China clearly stipulates that in criminal cases where an elderly person over the age of 75 is a murderer, he should not be sentenced to death if the crime is extremely serious.

However, because aliens are generally successful in practicing qi, and their life expectancy far exceeds that of ordinary people, even those over 75 years old will still have a strong ability to commit crimes. Therefore, the issue of sentencing for elderly aliens has always been a problem that needs to be improved by the flower planters. blind spot. "

"Congratulations to Ms. Zhuge! Please continue to listen to the questions—"

"Second question, your name is Li Hua, and you are an ordinary foreign lawyer.

Your friend from the other side of the ocean, Captain Fred, lost in the battle for the Avengers' Grand Commander.

Please write a lawyer's letter in English and submit it to the International Alien Association, accusing him of the crime of sending his younger brother to smuggle across the border of the flower planter without mentioning Wude... It must not be less than 3000 words. "

Zhang Wei Zhuge Dasheng: (￣ー￣)

Why does this topic sound so familiar?

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s: second update

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Chapter 4 Zeng Xiaoxian: Is my family brother a joke?

While a group of people were idle and watching people writing essays in the ktv private room, the idiots in the iPartment were also enjoying their last vacation.

In the hall of Room 3601, Curry Sauce and Feng Baobao are sitting at the dining table competing to eliminate the takeout.

Takeaways worth 800 yuan were piled up on the dining table like a hill, and the two sisters bulged their cheeks like hamsters and kept stuffing pastries, soup dumplings, rice rolls, and fried dough sticks into their mouths...

As time went by, the takeout mountain kept shrinking, but Feng Baobao and Curry Sauce's eating movements did not slow down at all, which made the eyes of Zeng Xiaoxian and Lin Wanyu, who were referees, stare straight.

Chen Meijia came out of the bedroom, and the corners of her mouth twitched when she saw this scene: "Wanyu, Teacher Zeng... what are they doing? And why hasn't Ziqiao come back yet?"

Lin Wanyu looked up at the sky: "At first I thought they bought breakfast for everyone, but now I know, it turns out that they are challenging the Guinness World Record for big eaters!"

Zeng Xiaoxian secretly laughed at Lin Wanyu's fuss, he had even seen Shenlong and Tianlei before on Longhu Mountain, the two girls in front of him are just big appetites, it's a small battle~

"Zi Qiao said that takeaway is unhealthy and not good for children, so I went to the rest assured breakfast shop downstairs to buy breakfast for you. I guess it was delayed in line."

"That's it." Chen Meijia nodded, accepting Zeng Xiaoxian's statement, so she poured a cup of hot water and sat down next to Lin Wanyu.

"Wanyu, do you think something happened to Ziqiao? After he came back yesterday, he has been acting like a god. He didn't even read the cursing collection he bought at night, and left in a hurry after answering the phone." When I came back, I even changed into newly bought clothes."

Seeing Chen Meijia's nervous expression, Lin Wanyu shook her head as a matter of course: "Isn't Zhanbo always talking about it all day long, and this time he suddenly told me that he would live outside for a week before coming back, it's nothing ?”

Chen Meijia is speechless, your Lu Zhanbo is talking like a god, if you want to buy more hand-made things at home, my Lu Ziqiao is talking like a god, so there are too many tricks!

"Mr. Zeng, you have a good relationship with Ziqiao. Has he told you what he's been doing recently?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head: "No, Ziqiao has been normal recently. I heard from Zhang Wei that he has been busy with cultivation issues."

"Oh... it's cultivation again."

Chen Meijia was indignant: "The sanitation brigade has been upgraded to Haoqi League, and the iPartment is almost becoming a martial arts gym!"

Lin Wanyu grinned: "It's okay? We used to have Feifei here, and the iPartment was no different from the Budokan. Now it's just that there are more people practicing martial arts. I think it's quite interesting~"

Zeng Xiaoxian also chimed in: "Wan Yu is right, anyway, the frequency of my beating has not changed at all compared to before.

Moreover, the salary of working in Haoqi League is high, and there will be no danger with the support of Meng Lang. It's really good... Isn't it? Yifei and I are already looking at the house? We plan to take it for a few months before we start. "

"Buy a house?! Don't you and Yifei already have a suite on the top floor? Why do you want to buy a house?"

"Hey, Yifei bought the attic excavator on a whim? I thought my life was over."

Zeng Xiaoxian was full of fear: "But then Boss Meng thought I was pitiful, so he took over the excavator at a low price... In this way, Yifei and I can afford a big house with only a few more months of savings. down payment."

Chen Meijia was full of envy: "Then where are you going to buy a house?"

"Of course it's still a love apartment~"

Zeng Xiaoxian took it for granted: "Is the love apartment an asset under the name of the Overseas Chinese Alien Association? Although it is not completely the private property of Uncle Lin and Uncle Ma, it is still nothing to get us the internal purchase qualification and a [-]% discount." The problem? This kind of cheapness is not taken for nothing!"

Chen Meijia nodded thoughtfully: "That's right? Then when Zi Qiao comes back, we will find a way to buy a set."

"That's right, instead of thinking about those useless things, why not study which floor of the house to buy, Meijia, Wanyu? You help me figure it out? Yesterday I had a video discussion with Yifei all night, and I didn't think about it. Which floor of the house should I buy?"

"What's there to think about, why don't you just buy them all?" A young lady sighed why she didn't eat minced meat.

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and ignored his brother-in-law's silly daughter-in-law, and sighed: "I want to buy a house with a lower floor, which is more convenient? But Yifei insists on buying a house with a higher floor, so we can't reach a consensus."

"So... you guys didn't fight over the floor, did you?" Lin Wanyu's eyes were full of anticipation.

Zeng Xiaoxian categorically denied: "Of course not! Are you kidding me? With my stable younger brother in the family, Yifei never dared to talk back to me? The two of us have always discussed in harmony!"

[Zeng Xiaoxian's inner theater: Don't be funny!Who knows what that old man surnamed Bi taught Yifei again. The soda can in her hand is almost kneaded into plasticine? How dare I talk back! 】

"Huh? I hope." x2

Are they old acquaintances? Who doesn't know who?The two women looked at each other, and decided to give the bitch Zeng a last bit of decency.

Suddenly, Lu Ziqiao's familiar voice sounded at the door.

"dies~and folks~ breakfast is here!"

Seeing Lu Ziqiao and Feng Xingtong who came in together carrying breakfast, the three of them who were already hungry immediately beamed with joy, and made room for the two of them: "It's almost here, sit down!"

Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed a steamed stuffed bun and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing it, and asked vaguely: "Xiaofeng, why did you buy breakfast with Ziqiao?"

[Feng Xingtong's inner theater: I also want to know why!

Originally, when I got up in the morning, I wanted to discuss with the elder brother how to arrange the task of visiting the various friendly sects.

But who knew that my unreliable senior brother actually used him as a tool, asking me to come to 3601 to hold back the Lu family and buy time for his great career of picking up girls... Is this a human thing? 】

Although he complained helplessly in his heart, Xiaofeng greeted everyone with a very decent face: "Hello, three sisters! Hello, Mrs. Bao! I was doing morning exercises downstairs just now. It seems that Uncle Qiao is working hard to buy breakfast alone. , just drop by and do me a favor~”

"Our Xiaofeng family has such a good character and is so considerate. I don't know which girl will be cheaper in the future~" Feng Xingtong's polite and decent conversation was very popular with several "sisters", and Chen Meijia immediately started to make fun of him .