Marquis Wu sent Zhuge Dali to visit the old heavenly master

"Thank you, benefactor, I don't know how I should address you? The domineering cultivation method of Nine Snake Island is not too confidential. I will arrange for my sister to take you to read it."

"Oh, my name is Desperate D Lang, just call me A Lang, you don't need to thank me, I was also brought here by Luffy by chance, if you want to thank him, thank him."

After saying a few words of modesty casually, Meng Lang waved his hand casually: "Don't you still have something to talk to him? Send me to read the classics."

"Okay, my benefactor, please come with me." With a promise, the imperial sister Mary turned around and led the way.

Meng Lang walked slowly behind her. Halfway through the walk, he seemed to suddenly remember something, turned his head and shouted to Lu Fei: "Lu Fei! If you have anything to do, remember to come to me first! I'm here Something that can help!"

S: Shit, I just found out that the scheduled release made yesterday was filled in incorrectly and it will be posted tomorrow, sorry, sorry.

There are six chapters in Pirates, this is Chapter 2.One chapter is updated every Saturday and Sunday, and it is expected to be completed in three weeks.

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Chapter 2 and seven detailed knowledge points!On how to line up with the mother-in-law

Meng Lang and Dali entered the office and walked to the office of Zhuge Dasheng.

At the same time, in this short time of a few steps, Meng has already flashed many thoughts in his heart.

Audience friends, cheer up!The following details are very important!

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"Boom, boom, boom."

(One long and two short, the iconic office knocking etiquette.)

"Who is it?" A woman's voice came from inside the door.

"Auntie, it's me, Meng Lang."

(A voice that is neither humble nor overbearing and a proper address can add hidden points to the first impression.)

"It's you? Come in."

"Okay, sorry to bother you."

(Even if you have obtained the other party's permission, you still have to maintain courtesy and modesty. This is the secret that can make your mother-in-law score high on your parenting.)

Meng Lang pressed the handle with moderate force, and opened the door at a constant speed. At the same time, he took half a step back in a very gentlemanly way, letting Dali enter the room first. He followed behind and entered the door while gently turning around, and carefully closed the office door with his backhand, without making a sound during the whole process. noise.

(Meeting mother-in-law for the first time is like meeting hr for the first time. The core skill is to show yourself to the other party. At this time, you must not only show your strengths, but more importantly, you must not make any mistakes.)

"Huh? Lili, you're here too? Sit down quickly, and I'll pour water for you." Zhuge Dasheng saw the two enter the door, put down the documents in his hand, and was about to get up.

Meng Lang took the opportunity to briefly glance at the furnishings in the office, and his eyes froze slightly when he saw the honeysuckle tea in Zhuge Dasheng's water cup.

(At this time, it's all about the details. Don't rush to do things when you first arrive at the other party's house, or you will cause unnecessary trouble while lowering your status.

On the contrary, it is the right choice to use the preparation time of the other party to entertain you to collect first-hand information so as to start the topic. )

Meng Lang pulled vigorously to Zhuge Dasheng's desk, and moved two chairs over with his hands twice, without making any sound.

(Continue to pick out the details. Modern society emphasizes etiquette. Even if you have the strength to move two chairs at the same time, don’t do it. It will cause a little recklessness and affect the impression score.)

Then, after signaling the little girl to take a seat close to the desk, Meng smiled and sat down on another chair a little farther away. His buttocks only sat on the front third of the chair, and his hands were crossed on his legs. On the chair, the body leaned forward slightly, not leaning on the back of the chair.

(Knowledge point, pay attention to the seat when you meet for the first time, and be sure to put your girlfriend between you and your mother-in-law. This can avoid direct line-to-line and at the same time give the other party a slight psychological hint, implying that you and her daughter are inseparable. Of course, Subsequent sitting posture is also important.)

"Come on, Meng Lang, Lili, drink water."

Meng Lang hurriedly left his seat, leaned slightly to take the water glass with both hands, and then gently handed it to the little girl: "Thank you, auntie...Come and drink water."

(It's still the details, here you have to divide the water into two times, after the first time you have to hand it to your girlfriend, and the second time is yours. Also, be careful not to add anything to the water after receiving the water "Auntie, you can also sit" and so on, this is someone's home, and you don't need to make arrangements for the elders, which will easily arouse resentment.)

Sitting down again, Meng smiled and waited for Zhuge Dasheng to sort out and store a few documents before opening his mouth and saying:

"Auntie, I saw you drinking honeysuckle just now. Do you often stay up late lately? I have some supplements that are not available in the market. Next time, Dali will bring them over for you to try."

(It’s still the details, first bring the topic to the other party from the subtleties you are sure of, and then find a way to solve it if you have the ability/financial resources, and find a way to care for those who don’t have this ability.)

"Hi! No need, Auntie is just a little nervous these days because of the case, it's not a big deal." Zhuge Dasheng chuckled and shook his head, as if he wanted to take the topic out of the way.

Meng also nodded lightly, seemingly casually, and said: "Well, you are busy with your work, and I will tell Dali the usage and dosage when the time comes, so you don't need to worry about it."

(After starting the topic, pay attention to observe whether there is any embarrassing expression on the face of the mother-in-law, so as to prevent the flattery from being slapped on the horse's legs, and after confirming that the other party really needs help, then contribute moderately according to your actual situation.

In addition, here is a reminder, taking insomnia as an example, persuasion, science popularization, chatting and lamenting, which are commonly used by straight men, are not considered "efforts".

Be sure to use visible and tangible health care products/soothing tea/sleep aid pillows... and other gifts as sincerity. They may not be expensive, but they must be available. Even if you know that the other party does not need it, you still have to give it. This is an attitude question. )

Zhuge Dasheng had a good impression of Meng Lang, but now he is more pleasing to the eye. He pursed his lips and said with a smile:

"Hehe~ You have a heart, kid. It seems that our family Lili is still very attractive. A big leader like you will curry favor with me, an old woman."

Hearing the ambiguous words of the mother-in-law-to-be, Meng Lang responded wittily with a smile: "Dali is indeed very attractive, but isn't she also your daughter-in-law?

Besides, Auntie, you look very young, if you go out with Dali, people might think you are sisters~"

(Important point, more than [-]% of the mother-in-law will dig this kind of pit, that is, directly mention the three elements of you, her, and her daughter in one sentence. At this time, you must not follow her words and talk about yourself. It is to understand the intention, praise your girlfriend hard, and let the mother-in-law feel that you care about her daughter.)

"Oh~ You don't need to pick it up in front of Auntie. I know what kind of situation I am. You just need to remember to be good to Dali... By the way, aren't you very busy when you hear Dali say? Why do you think of me? This is it?"

Meng picked up the paper cup with both hands and took a sip of water, then smiled and said, "Look at what you said, don't you still work overtime in the company on big Sundays? I don't want to learn from you so that I can be more motivated." ~"

(Knowledge point, don’t rush to drink the water when you get it in front of you. When you can’t think of words, you can use the trick of drinking water slowly to buy time. At the same time, remember to talk about your girlfriend and mother-in-law. Don’t be stupid when people ask how you are. Just keep saying own business.)

With that said, Meng Lang put down the water glass in his hand, his expression turned serious, and he said solemnly, "However, I did come here this time to ask for your opinion on something important.

There is already news of Uncle Dali's whereabouts. I dare not neglect what you have told me. I have already found someone to arrange a trip to go there overnight. Now I bring Dali here to ask you, what should I say to him after we meet? "

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Chapter 2 Zhuge Dasheng: How did I give birth to such a silly girl like you?

"Have you heard about Xiao An? So soon?" Zhuge Dasheng was very surprised when he heard this.

She only handed over the task to the other party in the morning, how come there is news in such a short time?Could it be that the source of the Wuhou faction is really that far from the other side?

Meng Lang nodded seriously: "Well, although there are many coincidences in getting the news, I'm sure it's him."