Marquis Wu sent Zhuge Dali to visit the old heavenly master

"Okay! But brother, is it considered drunk driving if you drive now?"

"Of course it is impossible to drink and drive, and it is impossible to drink and drive in this life. Didn't you realize that I have been pretending just now, but in fact I have never had a sip of alcohol? Besides, getting your cousin Dali out of the pot is the most important thing now." Goal, don't care about other side details!"

Zhuge Qing's face was full of eagerness.

Seeing that he seemed to recall something, he swallowed hard, and said with fear on his face: "If you don't quickly find her a boyfriend to divert attention, the old people in the village will be driven crazy, you forgot Did she drive an excavator to do 'modernization' for the village last summer vacation?"

The face of the baby-faced boy Zhuge Bai also changed when he heard the words, and he quickly echoed: "Brother, you are right, Cousin Dali's life is important! But... before so many people chased after Sister Dali, she didn't agree, brother Menglang can you?" OK?"

Zhuge Qing: "I made an exception and used Wuhou's Qimen to calculate. Lao Meng and Dali are a match made in heaven. It is reasonable to say that there is no problem, but Wuhou's Qimen is not very reliable. After all, even our father's cultivation The calculated marriages are all... ahem! So I'm not sure if it will work, I can only say that a dead horse is a living horse doctor!"

While talking, the two brothers had already set up Meng, who was unconscious, and left the dinner table after apologizing to everyone at the table, and drove straight to the magic city...

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At the same time, in the cafeteria of Shanghai Jiaotong University, a cute girl with short hair answered the phone.

"Hey, mom, what's the matter? What... Blind date? Didn't I tell you, I don't want to find a boyfriend in this way, I have my own plan..."

"Cousin Ah Qing did the calculations himself? Mom, what age is it now, you have to believe in science...Okay, okay, let's meet, tomorrow? Um, um...Okay, let's do it, I Hang up, goodbye mom!"

hang up the phone.

"Huh——" the short-haired girl let out a long breath, and suddenly felt that the food she liked to eat in front of her was a bit unsavory. She slid her phone unconsciously with her white and tender fingers, lowered her head and pouted cutely Mouth in a daze.

The short-haired girl was immersed in her own thinking world and didn't notice that not far behind her, a boy who looked a bit like a groundhog in a suit and bag overheard the phone call just now.

Hearing that the goddess in his heart was going on a blind date, the rose in the boy's hand slipped to the ground at some point, and then he left in a daze.

Chapter 197 The first step in love is to give up fantasy

Outside the room, the boy walked back and forth anxiously with his hands behind his back, just like a husband standing outside the delivery room, waiting for the accompanying nurse to come out and announce whether he still needs to work hard for the rest of his life.

Zhang Wei, who was justified because he wanted to keep a distance, was lying on the door at this time, trying to eavesdrop with his ear, his claws scratching his heart, in stark contrast to the old god Lu Ziqiao who was nibbling melon seeds.

Watching the boy plowing back and forth in front of his eyes, Meng Lang waved his hands impatiently and said, "Dude~ calm down, you won't be able to solve the problem by running around like a headless chicken."

"Brother, you don't know!" The boy was so upset when he heard someone talk to him, he immediately began to complain, "It's different from you. It's not easy for someone who looks like me to have a girlfriend. I really don't want to lose her."

Seeing that his anxious appearance did not seem to be fake, Meng couldn't help but wonder: "You don't want to break up with him, why are you still trying to find so many reasons to alienate him?"

When the boy heard Meng Lang's question, the expression on his face changed from nostalgia to sweetness, then from sweetness to pain, and finally from pain to helplessness. He sighed for a long time and said in a muffled voice:

"What can I do? Ever since I discovered my talent for killing werewolves, I made some money by hosting live broadcasts, and because of this, Xiao Xing quit his job to take care of me wholeheartedly.

But gradually, I found that there were fewer and fewer common topics between the two of us. She couldn't understand the games I said, and I wasn't interested in the baking she said.

At first, I didn't realize how this would affect our relationship... until two years ago, I won the championship in the first national werewolf killing contest.

That day, after I got home, I turned on the replay for the first time, wanting to share the joy of victory with her, and to tell her what kind of battle I went through for the future of the two of us, but..."

Speaking of which, the boy smiled bitterly. Meng Lang saw confusion and despair in his smile.

"But it wasn't until that day that I realized that before I knew it, she and I were people from two worlds.

I play Werewolf every day, relying on hard work and cunning, she lives quietly at home, studying firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.

You know, when I got home from the game that day, I excitedly turned on the replay and explained to her the wonderful operations in the game, but she smiled indifferently and changed the subject and said that she would try the mask she just bought tonight ... At that moment I was really desperate.

I don't know what happened, but since that day, I have felt a strange sense of alienation between us, and I can no longer find the love I had in her. "

Seeing the frustrated expression of the boy clutching his hair and sitting on the ground, Meng shrugged helplessly. After all, he is just a king with a strong mouth, and he has no experience in such things, but it doesn't matter, there is another master here. .

Sure enough, Lu Laobu, who is a good teacher, would never see a younger brother being emotionally stupid. He put down the melon seeds in his hand, and then... kicked the boy in the face.

"What are you doing?!" the boy asked angrily.

"What are you doing? I'll beat you to death!" Lu Ziqiao sneered blankly, "I used to think that straight men were either impatient or cowardly. This is the first time I've seen such a mentally retarded type. How is it different from eating hot pot with bare hands?"

"Hot pot is meant to be eaten with chopsticks, so don't cry if you burn your hands with chopsticks!

Put such a beautiful girlfriend there and you don’t know how to develop it yourself, so you’re ashamed to tell people that you don’t feel it anymore?Let me tell you, you are not scum, you are purely stupid! "

The boy with bright eyes/Meng Lang/Zhang Wei: "Please guide me!"

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Seeing the eager expressions of the three people who were full of curiosity, Lu Ziqiao nodded in satisfaction: "Well, because you are all so humbly asking for advice, this senior is here to teach you how to find out from the same girlfriend. Freshness..."

(Ms. Lu’s small class, if anyone wants to watch it, you can check in here. If more than 100 people want to watch it, I will write the knowledge points as a side story [yes, in fact, I just don’t want to disclose the core technology])

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At the same time as Lu Ziqiao was imparting his experience to the three emotional Xiaobai outside the door, the little sister Chen Duo in the room was also relaying the contents of a certain magical guide to the girls:

"There is indeed a perfect long-term love model in this world, not only one, but two.

The first model requires both men and women to find common goals and hobbies, tie them together with a highly similar rhythm of life, and achieve the goal of long-lasting love with the help of a special relationship intertwined with friendship and love.

The second mode requires one of the parties to take the initiative to integrate into the other's life with an attitude of completely giving up on oneself, and let your partner get used to your company in a subtle way, until you become a part of his life.

Don’t think that the second method is very simple. Integration into life means integration into his work, relatives, and circle of friends, rather than simply marrying, doing laundry, cooking, and having children. Many housewives think that they are the second type, but in fact They are just nannies that men marry home, and do you think men will stay with a nannie for a long time?

So, strictly speaking, there is no difference between the above two methods, and you don't even need to worry about which one to choose.

Because ninety-nine percent of couples in the world cannot achieve a perfect long relationship, so at this time we have to settle for the next best thing and learn how to manage an ordinary relationship. "

Secretly turning the text on the phone to the next page, Chen Duo took a sip of the water glass while recalling Sister Dali's teaching, and then continued to preach:

"As a woman in a normal relationship, if you want to have a long-term relationship, then the most important thing is to give up fantasy."

"Give up your fantasy?" The girl looked puzzled.

The little girl's emerald green eyes were calm, imitating the way Sister Dali gave her lectures and said seriously:

"In short, you have to acquiesce that your boyfriend is a big pig who likes the new and dislikes the old, and find a way to manage this relationship with the principle of equivalent exchange, instead of blindly believing the man's so-called 'love you forever' oath.

You must know that people are subject to change. The society is developing so fast now that a man cannot guarantee that he will still be a man three years later, so why should he promise to love you for him three years later? "

"This...Professor Chen, you are right! Then what should I do?"

"It's very simple, you only need to do two things well——

First of all, to find a job, you must have independent property rights, even if the money is not much, but whether you work determines whether your status in the eyes of men is equal or vassal, this is very important, and it is also the premise of the second point.

After you are equal to a man, the pandering actions you make will be meaningful, and will make him feel that you are paying for him, and then you will be moved..."

After explaining the theory, Chen Duo smiled reservedly in the girl's adoring eyes, then took another sip of water, and concluded according to the teaching sequence of Sister Dali that day: