Chapter 136 Meng Lang: She's Like an Invisible Cucumber
Meng Lang carefully stuffed the letter back into the envelope, then turned his head to look at the naive girl standing there looking left and right, and couldn't help but smile knowingly.
No wonder, Meng was still wondering before, how it took so long for Rose to get ready to go out, even though Rose didn't spend much time on dressing up, now the truth has come to light.
This silly girl, what can I say about her?
Meng Lang shook his head, pulled two chairs from the side, grabbed the girl's hand and sat down together, stretched out his other hand, took out his cell phone, and called Sanwa.
"Hello, Sanwa?"
"It's my boss, any new instructions?"
"Cancel all the big scenes that were previously arranged, there is no need."
Sanwa on the other side of the phone was silent for a long time, before answering after a while: "I see, do I need to prepare anything else?"
Meng Lang thought for a while and said, "Find us a boat before noon tomorrow. The size doesn't matter. The more similar the bow is to the Titanic, the better."
"Okay, we'll do our best."
"Ah."
"Then I hang up?"
"and many more."
"what?"
"As a friend, I thank you for your help, Xiao Hei."
"No, see you tomorrow then."
After hanging up the phone, a rare smile appeared on Sanwa's serious and indifferent face
Putting away the phone, Meng Lang slowly closed his eyes, quietly enjoying the silky touch from the little sister's small hand, and gradually calmed down his impetuous mood since time travel.
Just as he was intoxicated by this feeling of forgetting things, he suddenly felt a gust of hot air blowing from the tip of his nose, followed by a burst of warmth in his left eyelid.
Little sister Daili stared foolishly at those watery eyes, and cutely stretched out her lilac tongue to lick Meng Lang's eyes, muttering as she licked:
"Meng Lang, why are you sleeping? Don't sleep, okay? I want you to play with me."
Meng Lang: ╮──╭
Meng, who was dumbfounded, had no choice but to pull the girl back into his arms and sit down, coaxing: "But your mind hasn't recovered yet, and your clothes haven't changed, how can you play with the sticky one?"
"Yes! What should I do?" Little sister Daili tilted her head cutely, and her wig was twisted so much.
But immediately, the girl raised her little paw wittily, and said with a naive smile on her face: "I have a solution! Look"
As he spoke, he began to undress under Meng Lang's horrified eyes
"Don't! Don't intervene! Auntie, please stop!" Meng quickly reached out and held the girl tightly. He was afraid that if he didn't move faster, he would never be able to stop the car.
"That Rose, let's not be in a hurry about the clothes, why don't we play a quiz game and see who is the smartest kid, okay?" Meng Lang coaxed, wiping the cold sweat off his forehead.
Auntie, please agree!Let me stop for a while, and it will be convenient for me to keep abreast of your mental recovery.
"Well, that's fine! You ask me to answer, I want to prove that this baby is the smartest kid!"
"Okay, okay! No problem."
Meng Lang heaved a sigh of relief. Seeing that he had finally stabilized Little Sister Daili for the time being, he didn't have time to think about it, so he asked casually, "First question, why do many girls prefer to find tall boyfriends?"
"Meng Lang, you are so stupid! You don't even understand this." The girl reached out and pinched Meng's face, and said with her head held high, "Because they want to cure the hunchback!"
Meng Lang:  ̄ー ̄
Why?Why does Daili obviously have a low IQ now, but I still think what she said makes sense?
So Meng Lang, who was aroused by the magical brain circuit of little sister Daili at the moment, decided to do an experiment to see how far Daili's IQ had dropped:
"You are such a clever little ghost! You know all this, let's listen to the next question."
"it is good"
"1 plus 1 equals how much?"
"2!"
"Well, what about 2 plus 2?"
"The answer is 4! Meng Lang, are you stupid? Why are you asking such a simple question?" The girl put her hands on her hips, which made her very arrogant.
Forehead.Meng rubbed his slightly swollen eyebrows, sister, is it really okay for you to be so swollen? 22 You have started to snap your fingers and forget it?
Shaking his head helplessly, Meng Lang then asked, "Next question, what is 4 times 4?"
"Huh!" Little sister Daili smiled confidently and was about to pinch her fingers and tell the answer to the stupid fool in front of her, but after playing with it for a long time, she was surprised to find that she didn't seem to know how to pinch fingers.I don't believe anyone
Zhuge Daili:ˇˇ
"Host, I'm applying for an off-site connection!"
Meng Lang: ノへ ̄,
"Then who are you going to call, little sister?"
"Call my boyfriend Meng Lang!"
rash:
Fortunately, this silly girl's state is only temporary, if Dali really becomes like this in the future, he, Meng, really doesn't know how to live.
"Well, Daili, I'm the host, so I can't ask myself to answer the questions, can I? Look, since we can't answer the questions anymore, can we consider playing another game?"
"No! I'm going to play this!"
"But you didn't answer?"
"So, now it's your turn to answer, I'll ask!"
"That's fine."
"Hey! Please listen to the question, it's really difficult to reverse the question!" Little sister Daili asked with a mysterious and silly smile on her face, "How much is 4 times 4?"
Meng Lang: ╮′`╭
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