"Don't dare! Don't dare!" Zhuge Fox rubbed his bruised and bruised arm, the severe pain made him gasp for air.
"That... Actually, I just wanted to say that there happened to be an elder brother with a lot of life experience who inspired me during the chat..."
----
The screen turns back to Love Apartment 3601, Zhuge Dali's room.
The little girl patted Chen Duo on the shoulder very relieved, quite satisfied with her serious and careful study attitude.
"Very good! You have already started!"
"Remember, controlling men is a very rigorous discipline, and there is no room for omissions."
(??????w??)ノ(??°﹏°??)
"Starting tomorrow, the two of us will unite the front to implement joint surveillance."
"I believe that as long as we take time, when we understand the biological code hidden deep in their genes, we will be able to firmly control the target in the palm of our own hands!"
Younger sister Chen Duo grabbed the small notebook and continued to record bit by bit. After a while, she raised her head and looked at Zhuge Dali with admiring eyes and said, "Good sister Dali, I have written it all down!"
But then, the little girl glanced at the online shopping a on her mobile phone again, and saw that the shopping list was full of gloves, lace dresses, hair accessories, cosmetics, silk stockings, high-heeled shoes, etc. that Zhuge Dali helped her choose. .
This made her very puzzled.
"But... I really just need to dress myself up? Don't I need to buy some gifts for Brother Zhang Wei?"
Zhuge Dali waved his small hand, and said in a firm tone: "Don't worry, I've calculated everything."
"Before, I established a perfect mathematical model, which can be used to analyze the level of attractiveness of a man to other girls."
"According to my calculations, unlike Meng Lang's Tiankeng, which attracts more than 90.00% of women of all ages, the probability that Lawyer Zhang can attract high-quality women is only less than one percent."
"So~ Compared with sister, my hell difficulty game, yours is already an infant level, so don't worry."
"Just follow what I said just now, and use Lawyer Zhang's name to donate half of your monthly salary to the orphanage where he grew up."
"On the premise of making him feel that the two of you have the same views, keep improving your femininity-in this way, Lawyer Zhang will become the shape you want within three months!"
Chen Duo: ??(.???????.)??
The little girl nodded her head sharply with her eyes shining brightly: "Yeah! Sister Dali, I'll listen to you!"
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At the same time as the two women issued the hunting declaration, their prey was also chatting next door.
Sitting in front of the computer, Meng Lang split his mind between two tasks. While absent-mindedly using his "Da Bao Ai Qia Ou Di Mi" to massacre the little friends in the game, he dealt with the softness and hard work of a certain legal pioneer. Bubble.
And behind him, Zhang Yida, our golden-armored warrior, was pressing the shoulders and kicking the legs of someone Meng with a look of graciousness.
"Well, Viagra~ It's not brother, I won't help you, but I can't give you more money for what you do now~"
Hearing this, Zhang Wei immediately flattered him with a smile on his face, "Meng Lang~ Boss Meng~ I didn't mean to ask you to borrow money! Strictly speaking, I just want to advance this month's salary."
"Oh, that's it? Then why do you advance your salary? And if I remember correctly, I have already advanced a monthly salary for you to be my personal legal consultant, right?"
"Hey hey~ This is it~" Zhang Wei took out his usual hesitating tongue debate skills, and said coyly, "Didn't Duo Duo crashed your car yesterday? You lent her the car, if something goes wrong, of course I should pay for it."
As he spoke, Zhang Wei trotted to the door, reached out and picked up a suitcase.
"This is the wife's money I've saved over the years and the salary you gave me in advance. After deducting the treats and shopping for my nephew, there is still 65 yuan left."
"I checked the maintenance fee of your car, and it would cost at least 100 million yuan to repair it if it crashed so badly. If you can give me the salary of the sanitation brigade this month in advance, I can make enough money to pay you back for the car repair." money."
After listening to Zhang Wei's words, Meng couldn't help but smile after being taken aback for a while.
This is indeed the style of his golden-armored warrior Zhang Yida, who has never been ambiguous about right and wrong.
"No need, the salary will be paid by everyone at the end of the month, and I don't need you to pay for the car repair."
"No!" Zhang Wei stepped forward and grabbed Meng Lang's arm, "Brothers will settle the score! We must pay for this money!"
Meng Lang was a little worried. Did this stop people from playing games?
"Sometimes I really don't know whether you are knocking the door or being generous, and when did you mix up with Chen Duo's little sister as 'you'? Do you still have 'Duo Duo'?"
"Eh..." Zhang Wei, who realized that he had spoken out his thoughts in a hurry, was a little shy, and looked around with his head down.
"Okay, okay~ I don't care about your personal relationship with the little girl, and our health brigade doesn't object to office romances, but you really don't have to worry about car compensation, there is an insurance company."
"Insurance?" Zhang Wei was puzzled, "But didn't Duo Duo drive the car at the time? She didn't even have a driver's license. Surely the insurance company wouldn't settle the claim?"
A certain Meng took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and saw an unread message first, but he did not open it immediately, but first called out a claim information in the mobile phone:
"You just won such a beautiful lawsuit, have you even forgotten how you won it?"
"If you don't need your brains, you can donate them to those in need. If you don't meet the claim requirements, then you can find a way to produce evidence that meets the conditions. Can't the seven little blacks downstairs handle a claim review?"
"Uh, boss, you're not in compliance with the rules, are you?"
"Well, you want to behave, right? The little sister Chen Duo is under 18 years old, and now she is being detained and cohabited by you. Should I call a demon and let them chat with you about the rules?"
Zhang Wei: ( ̄┏_┓ ̄)
"Boss, excuse me for interrupting me just now, goodbye!"
After saying a word, the golden-armored warrior slipped out of the door carrying the box, but ran into Chen Duo and Zhuge Dali who came together.
Chen Duo watched Zhang Wei run out of Meng Lang's room as if his butt was on fire, and asked curiously, "Brother Zhang Wei, what are you doing?"
"Forehead……"
"Hey~ That's interesting to say!"
Hearing the movement outside the door, someone Meng ran out, and before Zhang Wei could speak, he moved closer to Chen Duo's ear and said mysteriously, "Just now~ your brother Zhang Wei came to me and wanted to use him. All my savings will buy you..."
s: The first update, let's roll around and ask for tickets!
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Chapter 119 Who is the visitor?
"Just now~ Your brother Zhang Wei came to me and wanted to use all his savings to buy you to see him more in the crowd~"
Chen Duo: (??_??)???
"Meng Lang, you can do it!" Seeing that Chen Duo couldn't get Meng Lang's joke, the little girl came up and pushed Meng Lang into the room while interrupting, "Let Chen Duo and Lawyer Zhang talk by themselves, I also have a little work I want to ask you about the matter above."
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