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In short, with the help of the fire magic weapon, sand and dust can quickly make delicious food.

Laojun didn't wait for a long time, and when Shachen served the food, he was already drinking and drinking.

but.

He was very polite, the host Shachen hadn't served the table yet, so he didn't move his chopsticks.

When Shachen came, he waved his hand to signal Shachen to sit down, and then he raised his chopsticks and tried a few dishes.

Shachen carefully observed Laojun's expression, and found that there was nothing wrong with him, but he couldn't see anything wrong either.

He couldn't help beating drums in his heart, and at the same time secretly complained, "It's better to be the master of Tongtian, with a bold temperament, unlike these old immortals, the city is deep and terrifying."

Although Master Tongtian must be very powerful, but when facing a junior like Sha Chen, there is no need to be too reserved.

He has always been straightforward, expressing his emotions and anger.

Laojun is different, he is completely indifferent, unable to detect what he is thinking at all.

Because of this, Sand Chen was quite disturbed.

For a while, I didn't know what to do.

at last.

After trying a few dishes, Laojun seemed to think of the dust, and said, "Why don't you move your chopsticks, fellow Taoist? Eat together, eat together, don't be restrained."

He laughed and said: "The poor man is the guest, and you are the master. Don't let the poor man take the place."

Sha Chen chuckled, but thought to himself, "You old bastards who came here without invitation, you didn't treat yourself as guests at all when you came here."

"If a guest comes in uninvited, and doesn't even open the door, just come in on his own, wouldn't that be a distraction?"

but.

He wouldn't say this even if he was killed.

He moved his chopsticks, intending to take a few mouthfuls of food, but Laojun put down his chopsticks before he could eat.

Shachen also put down his chopsticks, looked at Laojun, and said, "Saint, is it not to your liking?"

The old gentleman said: "Pindao is used to bland food, these are too greasy. However, fellow daoist, don't worry about poor hospitality, you just use it slowly, and eat some green vegetables for the poor."

Sand Chen secretly said, hasty.

He who forgot that an old cow needs to eat young grass, even forgot that the old man should eat more vegetarian food.

He wanted to make more vegetarian dishes, which were lighter, but Laojun stopped him and let him eat on his own.

Shachen had no choice but to sit down and continue eating.

but.

No matter how you eat next, it will be tasteless.

He secretly thought that it would be better to eat with Master Tongtian. Although he was cautious, he didn't have to worry about eating, and he could eat and drink without any scruples.

Eating with Laojun now is completely tasteless.

Obviously the dishes he made were very delicious, but they couldn't taste the taste.

Sha Chen simply moved his chopsticks a few times, but didn't eat any more, just drank.

When drinking, it is also a little greasy.

When drinking with Master Tongtian, Sha Chen can drink heavily and eat meat. Although it is also adhering to the practice of not talking when eating or sleeping, and not talking casually, but it is happy.

now.

Drinking with Laojun, it takes three sips to finish the wine in two or two glasses.

And put down the cup, Laojun just looked at him and smiled, occasionally nodded slightly, and occasionally just smiled mysteriously.

This feeling made Shachen panic, not knowing what to do.

In a word - unhappy.

Laojun didn't feel any unhappiness at all, instead he was drinking and drinking for himself, enjoying himself.

After a long time, Shachen couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Why did the sage come to Liusha River?"

The old gentleman said: "After conferring the gods, another evildoer from the sky appeared in the world and changed the fate in the dark. Naturally, Pindao wants to take a look."

Sha Chen frowned and said: "The junior is just a loach in the mud, so humble that it can't be more humble, how can there be such a thing as a monster?"

The old gentleman said: "You are as cautious as ever, and you are humble and low-key. However, your strength and talent do not allow you to be low-key."

Sha Chen hurriedly said: "I'm as humble as an ant, and I don't have any natural talent at all. It's just a false rumor from the outside world."

"Hahaha."

Laojun laughed, and stood up, and the bluffing sand and dust followed suit, but it was like a light on his back.

Sure enough, people are afraid of being famous, but pigs are afraid of being strong.

He wanted to keep a low profile, but there were more and more rumors about him outside, which gave him a headache.

Laojun got up, walked around in the cave, and came to Houtian Xiyang, looked at the endless fields in front of him, and smelled the fragrant wind blowing towards his face.

He closed his eyes, stood with his hands behind his back, and said, "Shachen, you are very comfortable, waiting for a paradise in this world, where you can escape from the world."

The dust suddenly tingled his scalp.

The old gentleman was no longer polite, and even called him by his first name.

He also couldn't figure out what Laojun's attitude was at this time, so he quickly said: "I just want to practice, and I don't want to care about the ups and downs outside. I live a life of picking chrysanthemums and seeing Nanshan leisurely under the eastern fence."

Laojun turned his head and took a deep look at him.

He laughed and said, "I never thought you'd be such a big bastard, and your educational level is still higher than those literati."

Sha Chen hurriedly said: "Those elders mainly focus on cultivation. When juniors encounter difficulties in cultivation here, they like to think about other things blindly, and they cannot enter the eyes of saints."

The old gentleman said again: "Everyone in the world thinks you live in poverty, even the Jade Emperor thinks you are poor, and has helped you several times, but you don't want to be grateful. The Jade Emperor thought you were a white-eyed wolf several times, but he didn't know it. It’s just rice grains, and you have a granary here.”

Shachen's cheeks twitched, but he didn't dare to admit it, otherwise the old gentleman would be very distressed if he took some things from him.

He quickly denied it, "The sage was just joking, but it's just the hard-earned money that the junior cheated and abducted, and my own cultivation is not enough. The treasures bestowed by His Majesty the Jade Emperor are rare in the world, and the junior will remember them in our hearts."

The old gentleman said: "Do you really remember it?"

When he was talking, some strange looks flashed in his eyes.

Sha Chen felt that something was wrong, frowned, but nodded, and said, "I will definitely keep it in my heart."

The old gentleman smiled and said: "Since you remember it in your heart, if the old man tells you that the Jade Emperor wants you to join Buddhism, would you be willing?"

"It was discovered that the host was invited to join Buddhism by the incarnation of the sage Laozi, the sub-sage Taishang Laojun. You have the following options."

"Option [-]: agree to the request of the Taishang Laojun, join Buddhism, and get a reward magic weapon [plantain fan]. The power of wind spirit, this is Laojun's plantain fan."

"Option [-]: Refuse the request of the Taishang Laojun, do not join Buddhism, and get the magic weapon [Taiqing Glass Cup], Taiqing Glass Cup: a lighting green lamp on the old womb of the Taiqing Saint, which contains infinite power of clarity, There is nothing to hide under the lamp, and it can also strengthen the soul power of the primordial spirit."

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Chapter 207 The Taishang Laojun wants to accept disciples 【Please subscribe and ask for a monthly ticket】

When Shachen saw the choice, he chose to reject it without hesitation.

It is impossible to go out, and he will not go out unless he is a saint in this life.

It's so dangerous outside, and it's so safe here, and all the maids speak so nicely, so they can only continue to practice like this.

Shachen chose to refuse.

"Forgive me, the sage. Although this junior is grateful for the Jade Emperor's reward, he is grateful and dare not say it. However, leaving this place is not what this junior wishes. Joining Buddhism is even more unthinkable."

Laojun took a deep look at him, smiled, and said, "You hate Buddhism?"

Shachen's scalp was numb, he didn't know what Laojun meant by this question, and he didn't know what Laojun's attitude towards Buddhism was.

Anyway, he knew that Laojun was the one who matched Sun Wukong and Tianpeng for the great cause of learning scriptures, and he also recommended the candidates to the Jade Emperor.

even.

Except for his rolling shutter general, Sun Wukong and Tianpeng were both recommended by Laojun to the Jade Emperor, and Tianpeng was the first to be promoted.

In other words, Laojun is trying his best to facilitate this matter.

But Laojun is the patriarch of Taoism, but he facilitated this matter for Buddhism, so that the sand and dust can't figure out which side Laojun's butt is sitting on.

Of course, you can't talk nonsense.

He said: "The sage was joking, the junior is just as humble as an ant, and he respects everything in the world. Why do you hate it?"

The old gentleman said: "Since you don't hate Buddhism, why don't you join?"

In normal times, Sha Chen must say something, you old man doesn't hate men, why don't you have sex with men?

but.

Facing Laojun, even if he is an incarnation outside his body, he is still a sub-sage, and Shachen dare not raise an argument.

Honestly: "The sage forgot that the younger generation likes to practice in a low-key manner and ignore world affairs."

Laojun didn't seem to want to give up, and continued: "You can continue to practice when you join Buddhism, and with Buddhism as your backer, and no one disturbs your cultivation, wouldn't it be great?"

Shachen said: "To join Buddhism, you need to practice Buddhism. The younger generation doesn't want to switch. Moreover, there are too many rules and regulations in Buddhism. Although the younger generation is low-key, they don't like to be restrained, for fear of ruining the reputation of Buddhism."

Seeing that Laojun was about to ask again, Shachen said quickly, "Why is the sage so anxious for Buddhism? They really love each other with Buddhism. The relationship is really good. Please Laojun find another candidate."

Killing hearts.

Sha Chen's words really choked Laojun.

He did think too much for Buddhism, but no one dared to mention it.

Even if someone knew, they would not dare to say it in front of him, but Sha Chen was forced to say it on the spot.

After finishing speaking, Shachen also regretted it.

I was uneasy, wondering if Laojun would be angry.

What if you beat him to death in a fit of rage.

"Probably not. I've already entertained him with food and drinks. If I still do it, it's too disrespectful."

Laojun was just stunned for a moment, choked and unable to speak for a while, but he was not so angry that he wanted to kill someone.

He just smiled and said: "This seat is just talking casually."

He doesn't call himself a 'poor Taoist' any more, maybe it's because he wants to show Shachen his power, and he doesn't want to condescend, or maybe he feels that his butt has gone to the Lingshan Mountain, and calling himself a poor Taoist is really unreasonable.

Laojun was about to walk away, but suddenly he picked up a piece of black soil, put it in his nose and sniffed it, and was stunned for a moment.

"General Rolling Curtain is very capable. Not only is he talented in cultivation, he has great strength, and his level of alchemy is also great."

The old gentleman said: "This should be the waste from refining the innate spiritual product Jasper Violet. Looking at the waste, it should be refined successfully, and the quality is not bad."

Sha Chen was secretly startled, as expected of the old gentleman who is famous for his alchemy, he really is amazing.

Indeed, as Laojun said, there is no difference.

Laojun found other waste residue, picked it up and smelled it, and he was able to tell what kind of elixir the sand and dust were refining.

It really frightened Sha Chen a lot, which almost wiped out Sha Chen's alchemy level, leaving him nowhere to hide.

As everyone knows, Laojun was even more shocked.

He came here because he was just curious about the sand and dust, and didn't know anything more.

After arriving, he has been in a state of shock in his heart, but his emotions and anger are invisible, and Sha Chen doesn't know it.

With such a large area of ​​acquired soil, there are many magical medicines that make the golden immortals of the peak Da Luo envious, as well as peach wine and sweet-scented osmanthus wine, which are rare in heaven.

The quality is still very good, it is estimated that the Jade Emperor has never drunk it.

He could tell that the dust had a lot of these fine wines.

That is to say, in terms of life, the dust is probably three points more nourishing than the Jade Emperor.

It is estimated that it is not as good as the Jade Emperor in terms of beauty.

But he just had this thought in a flash, and saw Mrs. Diyong who was cultivating in the cave palace.