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He smiled and said: "Lao Sha, you and I are brothers, how did Fairy Chang'e get along with you? Teach me."

Sha Chen said indifferently: "My sister and I are in love with each other, and the love is deep and righteous, so it will be easy to fall in love naturally?"

Canopy said: "Is it just okay? What about the back?"

Shachen frowned, "You're not right."

Tianpeng said bitterly: "Lao Sha, you and I are brothers, your sister is my sister, and Fairy Chang'e is also my sister, is it okay?"

Before Shachen could speak, Chang'e scolded, "Shut up, you deserve to be my elder brother?"

Tianpeng said with a guilty conscience: "But, Lao Sha and I are brothers..."

Chang'e snorted and said, "You guys talk about yours, I'll talk to my brother separately, don't try to have a relationship with me, you're not worthy."

Sha Chen looked helpless, but shrugged with mockery in his eyes.

He patted Tianpeng's shoulder and said, "I can't help it. The girl has a cold personality. It's true that not everyone is qualified to be favored by her."

Tianpeng looked complicated, and said: "Then can I be the younger brother of the fairy?"

Chang'e said, "You can't even be a son."

Then he said: "If you have something to do with brother, you are not even qualified to let me explain to you. If you are wronged, you are wronged. What else can I do?"

Shachen's heart skipped a beat, worried that Chang'e would anger the canopy.

Just trying to ease the atmosphere.

But he muttered about the degree of canopy's dog licking. He licked his face and smiled: "Yes, yes, what the fairy said is that it is good to be wronged, and I should be wronged."

Then he said: "But the fairy has been wronged, and I have forgiven the fairy, so why can't the fairy give me a good face?"

Chang'e hehe said, "Are you worthy?"

Then he pointed to the shoes under Sha Chen's feet and said, "Did you see it?"

Canopy said: "I see, the fairy wants to wear it?"

I have to go to remove the dusty feet and pick up the shoes.

but.

Chang'e slapped his hand off and said, "Don't touch my brother's shoes, you are not worthy to lift his shoes."

Canopy was heartbroken.

Sand and dust is ashamed, cold sweat.

He didn't expect Chang'e to be so cold and proud that she would disdain the canopy so far.

But what made him even more unexpected was that the canopy licked the dog as always, which was similar to the original book, that is, he couldn't walk when he saw a beautiful woman, and he turned into a dog licking when he saw the fairy Chang'e.

It's all his fault.

Knowing that Fairy Chang'e harmed him, she still felt that it was his fault.

Sha Chen felt sorry for him at first, and wanted to persuade Chang'e, but was treated so harshly.

But now I feel like I deserve it.

No more persuasion.

One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.

Shachen said: "Tianpeng, you don't believe me, should you believe my sister?"

Tianpeng nodded again and again, who told Sha Chen to be Chang'e's brother, and Chang'e was here, how dare he say a word?

Sha Chen said: "Since you believe it, do you still want to return to the Heavenly Court? Let me tell you, if my sister hadn't told you this time, you were cheated, and you would probably be kept in the dark for the rest of your life."

Canopy nodded again and again.

Sha Chen said again: "In this case, you can say thank you to my sister, thank him for telling you the truth and letting you escape from the sea of ​​suffering."

Tianpeng was stunned for a moment, and thanked Fairy Chang'e in a ignorant manner.

Always feel wrong.

He apologized?

He seems to be the victim, how can I thank the victim?

After thanking her, she was about to explain the matter in depth, but Chang'e said: "Mother-in-law, I don't care about it, why do you still mention it?"

Canopy didn't dare to speak for a moment.

Nodding again and again.

Shachen was secretly amused, he was sure that the canopy had already been limp.

And he also knew that Chang'e would be so tough, and she cooperated with him on purpose, just to help him completely subdue the canopy.

It's just that Shachen didn't expect that Chang'e would be so green tea.

It can perfectly eat the canopy to death.

At the same time, he is also somewhat proud of himself. Fortunately, his heart is as hard as a rock, and he has never been obsessed with women, so he will not follow the old path of the canopy.

Tianpeng finally gave up the fantasy of going back to the sky as Marshal Tianpeng, but sincerely acted as his shield in the mortal world, a promising activity.

In a good mood, I plan to cook a delicious meal myself.

Even when he was about to start, Chang'e was the first to help him.

Canopy originally only wanted to eat and didn't want to do anything, but when Fairy Chang'e rolled up her sleeves, revealing half of her white arms, she couldn't help but her eyes lit up, and she also expressed her desire to help.

Sha Chen said: "You are a guest from afar, how can I let you do it?"

Tianpeng said: "Old Sha, you are being polite, aren't you, you and I are brothers, we should do a little bit of help."

He yelled: "Don't stop me, I'm in a hurry with whoever stops me from cooking."

Sha Chen sighed: "Since you insist, let me do it for you."

Then he clapped his hands and exited.

When Chang'e saw that Shachen quit, she also quit. She also put down her sleeves and withdrew.

Seeing this, Tianpeng said in astonishment: "You quit?"

Shachen said, "Let's try another day."

Tianpeng was stunned, looked at Chang'e and said, "Fairy, don't you want to do it?"

Chang'e took it for granted, "I'm a weak woman, and my hands don't touch the spring water. How dare you let me do this kind of rough work?"

Canopy thinks it makes sense.

then.

He didn't want to do it either.

Chang'e said: "Do you think anyone is qualified to cook for me?"

Tianpeng suddenly felt that it was a great honor for her to cook a meal for Chang'e.

then.

Honestly made a big meal.

He is good at cooking, but he was lazy and clumsy before.

Sand and dust tried it, and they all feel good.

The three of them were drinking and drinking, and Tianpeng tried to take the opportunity to get closer to Chang'e several times, but Chang'e was still aloof and unmoved.

As a high-cold senior tea artist with 10,000+ years of experience, Chang'e still doesn't know what the canopy is thinking.

No different from any other man loitering at the widow's door.

however.

How could she like such a superficial man? She likes sand and dust.

When she saw Shachen, she was fascinated. Only a man who is so indifferent to fame and wealth, pursues the natural way, and is not at all bewitched by her beauty is worth entrusting.

Those who love beauty will eventually leave her because of her aging and fading.

Wine over three rounds of dishes over five flavors.

Shachen also talked about business again, asking about Honghaier and the overseas situation.

Tianpeng just said what he knew again, and took the opportunity to brag about himself.

Shachen's face was serious, and he said: "The red boy is in a very dangerous situation, and he must not be allowed to meet Guanyin."

Then he looked at Tianpeng and said, "Unfortunately, I can't go out, Tianpeng, I will trouble you..."

Tianpeng waved his hands one after another and said, "Don't bother me."

Chang'e snorted, "So you are a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death."

Tianpeng was about to cry, and said: "Fairy, my marshal Tianpeng is strong and strong. I was tied up by a nine-headed dragon overseas. Hundreds of men beat me up. I don't even frown, and I would rather die than fall down." , how can you be greedy for life and afraid of death?"

Sha Chen made up the knife again: "You were tied up and beaten."

Chang'e said: "Brother, since the canopy is greedy for life and afraid of death, let me get in touch with the red boy."

Sha Chen said: "Yes, but it's a bit dangerous, sister be careful."

in fact.

He had other arrangements for Chang'e, but even if Tianpeng was so aggressive by the two of them, he dared not agree to it, and there was nothing he could do.

In the end, it was decided to let Chang'e leave, to help him inquire about Honghaier's news, and help Honghaier avoid Guanyin by the way.

He also needs to know more information before he can decide on the next step.

Chang'e also took away the jasper lotus roots, which Shachen ordered privately. He pulled Chang'e into the palace and whispered.

Canopy looked outside, anxiously scratching his ears and cheeks.

When they came out, Chang'e's face was red, and his heart was broken.

Shachen sent Chang'e away, and he asked Chang'e to take away the jasper lotus root to condense the physical body for the clone Hanshan.

At the same time, I told her to bring any news from heaven in the future, and the gate here is always open for her.

Chang'e blushed with joy.

Her door is also opened for dust.

After finishing these things, Sha Chen had time to pay attention to the canopy and said, "Why haven't you left yet?"

Tianpeng said: "Lao Sha, I just don't do things for you, why be so mean, I paid the money, and you still want to drive me away."

Shachen snorted, not doing anything is the biggest mistake.

Tianpeng suddenly said: "Actually, I have one more thing that I have been unable to tell you clearly, because Fairy Chang'e is here."

Sha Chen said calmly: "Is there anything else that can't be said in front of my sister?"

Tianpeng's face suddenly became serious, and he said: "I got news that a secret treasure was unearthed overseas, it is said that there are sky-shaking bows and sun-shooting arrows in it, both of which belonged to Fairy Chang'e's dead ghost husband, can you tell her in front of her? "

Then he said: "It's just strange that when overseas was fighting for the secret treasure, the Sky-shocking Bow suddenly flew away, and everyone could only fight for the sun-shooting arrow."

Shachen's heart moved, and he said: "You don't mean to say that my Sky-shaking Bow came from a secret store, did you?"

Tianpeng nodded, and then said: "Is there a second Sky-shocking Bow in the world? Also, Lao Sha, you have to be careful. At that time, there were many big shots who were interested in the Sky-shocking Bow, and two of them were determined to win it."

Shachen asked, "Who?"

Canopy said: "In the past, I taught the empress Shiji, and there is also the ancient Buddha who burns lamps in Buddhism."

Sha Chen was stunned, and said in astonishment: "Why do the two of them want the Sky-shaking Bow?"

Canopy said: "It is rumored that the leader of Tongtian sect wants to restore the Jiejiao, and Madam Shiji probably wants to offer a treasure. As for the ancient Buddha of burning lamp, he has always claimed that the shocking bow is the most precious treasure of Buddhism."

Shachen sneered and said: "It's ridiculous, this is owned by the great witch of the Wu clan, how can it be the treasure of Buddhism?"

Tianpeng shrugged and said: "He is unreasonable, and there is nothing I can do about it. Be careful, the two of them may come to your door."

Sand and Dust immediately became vigilant.

Trouble.

I can't think of what the system gives, it's so unsafe.