Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

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Then, he turned the golden cudgel into a dagger, and drew "Sun Wukong is here to visit" on the belly wall of the green lion spirit!

Tang Seng watched the whole process and couldn't help laughing!

My apprentice is really too naughty!

While flying out of the green lion spirit's belly, he didn't forget to urinate a little boy and kick it a few times to relieve the hatred in his heart.

All of these were recorded by Tang Seng and posted to the forum as soon as possible!

"Hahaha!"

Netizens on the forum were all overjoyed when they saw this video.

This great saint still loves to play so much!

Can toss people again!

Watching Monkey King toss up and down up and down, and almost playing Qingshijing~ to death, netizens feel that it is too relieved!

"If I were a green lion, I wouldn't swallow people in my life! It's a living pain!"

"He doesn't know that swallowing the Great Sage is the end! If he knew, he wouldn't dare to lend him a thousand guts!"

"It's so cool to watch the whole process, so that I want to go in and play!"

"The magic weapon of the great saint is to drill the belly! But the green lion also likes to swallow people!"

"Fortunately, Tang Sanzang went in with him and recorded such a video for us, otherwise, would we have a chance to see it?"

Just when netizens were discussing, Qingshi slowly took a breath.

If Sun Wukong doesn't come out again and continues to toss inside, I believe that Qingshijing's life will have to be taken!

(To be continued)

Chapter 1383 I am a Buddha

The Green Lion Spirit was tormented by Sun Wukong, unable to survive or die.

In the end, there was no other way, and he begged for mercy loudly.

After Zhu Bajie broadcasted this scene live, netizens applauded.

The Elephant Elephant and the Golden Winged Roc saw it, and rushed over at the same time, blocking the way of their master and apprentice!

At this moment, Manjusri Puxian appeared at the same time, and took away the green lion spirit and the white elephant spirit.

There was only one golden-winged roc left, and he spread his wings and flew to the west!

There, the Buddha's light is all over the sky, and the Buddha's voice is curling up!

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were stubborn and chased after him directly!

The Drifting Monk and the White Dragon Horse took a look, quickly picked up Master, and followed closely.

In the Daleiyin Temple shrouded in golden light, three thousand Buddhas are waiting in full force, and every Bodhisattva's face is full of harsh criticism, it is really a vajra glaring!

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie have arrived, and saw the golden-winged roc standing on the shoulders of Tathagata Buddha!

Proud!

"Wukong, Wujing! You came at a good time. This seat is about to tell you that the green lion spirit, white elephant spirit, and golden-winged roc are all subordinates of this seat. the next difficulty.

To test you!Now that you have passed this level, let's end here and don't pursue the golden-winged roc again. "

What the hell?

You Buddhists set up difficulties casually, causing their teachers and disciples to work hard and suffer. If you say you will not pursue it after the end, you will not pursue it?

Tang Seng, Drifting Seng and others who came afterward also heard the words of the Tathagata Buddha, and they were also very angry immediately.

Tang Seng thought of Qin Hao's story about the Ninth Reincarnation Buddhist Monk, and felt really uncomfortable.

It turns out that the so-called Buddhist scriptures are just an excuse for Buddhism to go east!

This sutra, it doesn't matter if you don't take it!

The disheartened Tang Seng said blankly: "Disciples, let's go, go back to Datang!"

Tathagata Buddha and the surrounding Buddhas were taken aback, "What about your scriptures?"

Tang Seng murmured: "The Buddha is in my heart. What's the use of scriptures?"

Buddha: "!!!"

What is this nonsense!

Buddhism is looking for people to learn scriptures with great fanfare, creating enough momentum, but in the end, he came up with a sentence, what is the use of scriptures!

"The Buddha is in your heart, but you have not comprehended the true meaning of the Buddha!"

There was a murderous intent on the Buddha's face, it was obvious that he was about to get angry!

"The true meaning of Buddha is: Buddha is me, and I am Buddha!"

After Tang Seng finished speaking, he led a few apprentices and left reluctantly!

this moment!

Tathagata has the idea of wanting to kill him!

But at this moment, a vision came from heaven and earth!

The multicolored auspicious clouds kept rising, and there was a faint sound of thunder in the direction of chaos!

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Qin Hao was harassed over and over again, today is the most beautiful meeting between you and me, tomorrow is holding his hand and growing old together, and the day after tomorrow changes again, anyway, all love poems are not the same every day.

Qin Hao murmured in his heart, what is going on with this Empress Qingqiu?

If you have nothing to do, write yourself a love poem, which makes your little heart beat wildly!

Don’t bring such a thing, big sister, you should take a look, you are almost 300 billion years older than me.

Although the seniority of the two is okay, one is the disciple of the Master Tongtian, and the other is the daughter of Daode Tianzun.

But there is too much age difference!

In the previous life, the most violent mother-child relationship was Wang XX and Xie XX.

Parting and reuniting, getting together and scattered, in the end Xie Mouman still divorced his original wife and stayed with Wang Moumou.

That is the ultimate interpretation of mother-child love!

I really didn't expect Qin Hao to meet mother-child love after so many years in Journey to the West!

However, to be precise, what he encountered was not the love between mother and child, but the love between the ancestors!

Qin Hao, who finally lost his temper, dialed Qingqiu Diji's WeChat number.

"Hey, may I ask Empress Qingqiu?"

Qin Hao asked.

A very elegant and pleasant voice came, with a bit of surprise: "Mr. Qin Hao, you actually took the initiative to call me on WeChat, I am really flattered!"

"???"

Qin Hao was dumbfounded at the time, you fucked me every day by sending those love poems, and when I called you, you even said you were flattered.

You are indeed surprised, not favored.

"I don't know what advice Mr. Qin Hao has!"

"???"

Qin Hao was even more stunned. Did this Empress Qingqiu pretend on purpose, or did she really not understand?

She has disturbed my normal life and made my little heart thump!

I was still a child, so I had to endure such inhuman treatment.

Then when I asked you, you were able to pretend nothing had happened, as if you didn't know anything about it.

Pack!

Really good at pretending, too good at pretending!

"Di Ji, please don't send me those harassing love poems in the future, I really can't bear it."

"What? What love poems, I will send you love poems?"

Di Ji's eyes widened suddenly.

Did Qin Hao find fault on purpose to pick up girls?

Di Ji usually reads some romance novels, especially the Three Lives Three Worlds Pillow Book that Qin Hao posted in the book city.

She deeply understood that if a man is interested in a woman, he will chat with him, talk to him, or even say a few words if he has nothing to do.

Especially some young boys who are in love, pulling girls' hair, teasing girls' skirts, these are actually signs of her admiration, there is no bad meaning.

But now, Qin Hao actually publicly said that he was in love with him~shi.

When did I send him a love poem?

I don't have time, I study the Tao Te Ching every day!

That's right, Qingqiu Diji recently became addicted to studying the Tao Te Ching, because it was the work of his father Tao Dao Tianzun, or Lao Tzu.

Suddenly received a call from Qin Hao, and hearing what he said, Di Ji expressed that she was very puzzled.

How is this going?

Can this happen if you study the Tao Te Ching yourself?

Qin Hao actually said that he sent him harassing calls?

Isn't this framed!

I study hard every day, so I don't have time to harass him!

Qin Hao was stunned when he heard this, Wucao!

What do you mean I framed you on purpose?