Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

A mobile phone was thrown beside it, and it was beeping, but the Nuwa sage just glanced back, then snorted and refused to answer, and turned to watch the live broadcast in Houtu sage's hand.

"Hahaha! This fat man is so funny, his dancing moves are so coquettish~ so angry!"

Nuwa sage laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe, while gesticulating, she also learned the dancing movements.

The Houtu sage said with a smile: "You say that people are coquettish and angry, and you follow suit. Aren't you also coquettish and angry?"

After listening to the serious retort, Nuwa saint said: "The same movement, he will be angry when he dances, but I will look good when I dance! If you don't believe me, I will show you the dance!"

She stood up and danced directly to the beat.

I have to say, after all, if you are a saint, your comprehension ability is fast!

Just watching the fat boss dance once, she can dance, and she looks very decent.

"Don't tell me, it's really pretty!"

The two were chatting and laughing when another notification sounded on the phone.

The Houtu sage picked up his phone and looked, and there was a movie!

"Datang Cinema, play the movie "Super Body"!"

super body?

What is this stuff?

The two beautiful saints looked at each other, and said in unison: "You must see it!"

People of the Three Realms, it's really lively right now.

The children in the school have radio gymnastics, and the workers in the workshop have square dancing.

Then, Qin Hao released a new movie.

Such a good thing will definitely cause a sensation among everyone.

As a result, the theater was almost sold out on the first day.

Then everyone is looking forward to it day and night!

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Studio.

The parents saw a little classmate who was so greedy that they picked up a mouse from the cart and ate it.

All of a sudden they were shocked.

Here, Datang No. [-] Academy feeds rats to the children?

What's even more surprising is that the child's food tasted delicious!

It seems to be the most delicious snack, and the face is full of enjoyment!

The parents exploded immediately!

Every child is the treasure of the family, and now they are sent to the academy, but they are subjected to inhuman abuse!

Even if I almost ate, or ate pancakes and pickles, I had nothing to say.

After all, the fee is too low.

But what the hell is feeding the children mice, what kind of trouble is this?

"We protest! They even feed the children rats. No wonder the fee is so low, only one or two taels of silver. They don't give them anything to eat!"

"That's right! If you don't treat our children as human beings, you won't be able to learn!"

"Does His Majesty Tang just ignore it? Or is this what His Majesty meant?"

"I don't think His Majesty is like this, no matter what, he is a wise king!"

Da Zhuang's father was even more angry, because the child who ate mice was none other than their child——Liu Dazhuang!

"Everyone! You can still control your anger. As the father of this child, I can't bear it anymore!"

"What, you are the child's father? It's so pitiful. I sympathize with you when I see the child eating rats!"

"I'll bring the child back right away, I won't be able to go to school anymore! It's all a scam!"

Da Zhuang threw away the hoe in his hand and was about to leave.

"and many more!"

His wife shouted: "Our child has spoken, come and listen!"

In a classroom of Datang College.

Unexpectedly, the people in the live broadcast room would misunderstand that children eat mice.

Mr. Liu wanted to explain directly, but after he thought about it, no one would believe what he explained directly.

He thought for a while, then went straight to the kid who was stealing food, and held out his phone.

Liu Dazhuang was eating big mouthfuls. When Mr. Liu handed the phone to his eyes, he was a little embarrassed. After all, stealing food is not a glorious thing.

However, the teacher didn't pursue it, and Liu Dazhuang tried his best to make his bulging mouth smaller.

"Student, it seems that you are hungry, and you can't wait for the teacher to deliver snacks."

Liu Dazhuang chewed vigorously a few times, swallowed a few more mouthfuls, and said, "Mmm, I'm really hungry!"

"Then is this snack delicious?"

"It's delicious! It's so delicious! It's the first time I've eaten such a delicious snack!"

"This classmate, please have a good taste, isn't this a mouse? How could it be a snack?"

After hearing this, Liu Dazhuang replied strangely: "It's just dim sum, but it looks like a mouse in shape!"

"Hahaha!"

Teacher Liu smiled, and he said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Parents, you have misunderstood. This is indeed a snack, and it is an animal snack. It's just that it is so realistic that you all think it is a mouse."

Parents:"·····"

This turned out to be dim sum?

Too much like a mouse, okay!

(To be continued)

Chapter 1344 Cheers for you

After Mr. Liu explained to the parents in the live broadcast room, the parents woke up like a dream.

It turned out that it was just a mouse-like snack!

Immediately, someone remembered that this kind of animal snacks seemed to be sold only in Yujing Mountain.

As for Yujing Mountain, as we all know, everything is surprisingly expensive!

Doesn't that mean that the snacks that the children eat are all expensive?

They watched helplessly as the two teachers distributed snacks to the children, some were like butterflies, some were like spiders, some were like chickens...

In short, there are basically all kinds of animal shapes that children like.

After some children got it, they ate it sweetly.

Some were reluctant to look at it over and over again, how could they be willing to eat such a beautiful and cute little animal?

However, firstly, it was because they were hungry, and secondly, the taste of the dim sum was too sweet. In the end, the children couldn't bear it anymore, and started to eat big mouthfuls one by one!

"Oh! It's delicious!"

"It's really delicious dim sum! I've never eaten it since I grew up!"

"Poor kid, you haven't even eaten dim sum! Well, I haven't eaten such delicious dim sum either."

"I still want to eat! Teacher, give me some more!"

The children yelled as they ate, for fear that they would not be enough for themselves.

"Don't worry, children, there are still a lot, it must be enough for you to eat!"

"Although the snacks are very expensive, in order to allow you to study hard and reassure your parents, His Majesty specially allocated funds. Not only the food in the canteen is so good that you scream, but you can also eat the snacks as you like!"

"Long live Your Majesty!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty Ron!"

Not only the children thanked King Tang loudly, but even the parents were grateful with tears in their eyes.

Until now, the parents in the live broadcast room are completely relieved.

For the children, no more worries.

You eat well, you live well, you study well, what else do you care about?

Datang Academy is really worth it!

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On the Westward Journey.

Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Seng who was on the horse, and couldn't believe it was him, so he threw himself to the ground.

I wanted to ask what was going on, but I was afraid that I would offend Tang Seng, so I would give myself another pig's mouth to eat mud.

He intentionally rubbed against Monkey King, and muttered in a low voice, "Brother Monkey, do you think Master has really become stronger?"

Sun Wukong was thinking about his own thoughts and ignored him.

"Brother Monkey, what are you talking about, what's wrong with you?"

Sun Wukong became deep, almost like a gourd with a dull mouth, Tang Seng became silent again, and rode westward blindly.

There was no other way, so Zhu Bajie had no choice but to come to Monk Drifting: "Junior Brother Sha, aren't you surprised?"

Drifting hurried on in a muffled voice, not saying a word about this matter.

Zhu Bajie was bored, so he had no choice but to give up.

In this way, everyone stopped asking about the sudden change of Master.

However, in the following time, Zhu Bajie discovered that the master always used the excuse of convenience to leave everyone for a period of time.

At first it took ten minutes, then it lasted half an hour, and then it turned out that once I went there, I would not come back for most of the day.

Zhu Bajie felt strange and wanted to take Monkey King and Drifting to have a look, but none of them went.

There was no way, Zhu Bajie could only follow Tang Seng quietly to a dense forest by himself.

He saw the master looked around mysteriously for a few times, then stood still, and punched a big tree!

Fog grass!

Zhu Bajie closed his eyes in fright, just the tree, thick and strong, probably surrounded by the arms of an adult!

Such a thick and strong tree, the master will forcefully go up it!

You can't do it yourself!

Master's hand is definitely not available.

How hard is it to think about it?

Zhu Bajie thought, he should be prepared, when the master screamed, he rushed out to protect his hand.

However, after waiting for a long time, the imaginary screams were not heard, but the vigorous boxing sound was heard instead.

"Huh!"

"Huh ha ha!"

It was also mixed with the swaying of the tree body and the sound of leaves falling.

what happened?

Zhu Bajie opened his eyes and saw, ah, Master is not only fine, but he also punched a hole in that tree!

Last time, it can be said that it was an accident when I was overturned by the master because I didn't pay attention.