Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

You will be shocked to find that this shop is always on the verge of bankruptcy, but it has been surviving!

At the beginning, many people would be fooled. Of course, the things they sell are very cheap, but as time goes by, everyone is familiar with this routine.

As for those who play the emotional card, they have seen many of them!

It's just that what Xiao Tiangou and Nezha didn't expect was that the golden and silver horns were actually learned and sold, and they were learned and used. I don't know if Laojun knows about it.

Sure enough, when he heard Yin Jiao's words, Hong Boy's face twitched, especially when he saw those excited guests, he seemed to see his young self.

Childish and innocent, simply scary!

Why wasn't the former self like this?

As if he picked up some great deal, he rushed up excitedly, and then spent all the money in his pocket!

You have to admit that the things you buy are indeed much cheaper than other things, but you don’t use that much at all, and you don’t even think about whether you can use them, just buy them directly!

"Hey!"

Honghaier sighed slightly, then smiled: "Old gentleman really cares about all living beings, I admire you!"

What can he say?

I let you tell me all the good things, that's all I can say!

Yinkaku nodded with a smile, these were the words he thought of for a long time.

Hong Haier glanced at the boiling live broadcast room, thought for a while, and asked again: "Silver boy, my current live broadcast room has more than one billion viewers, and they are very concerned about one issue, that is, whether Laojun has The idea of ​​opening a alchemy hall in the mortal world?"

"If there is, when will it be opened in the mortal world?"

Hearing this, Yinjiao's heart was shocked. He didn't expect that the red boy in front of him would be watched by more than one billion people, but faced with this question, he frowned, then shook his head: "I don't think so for the time being. I can see it."

"Master, only us, Jinyinertong, can trust the others. I'm afraid Laojun can't trust others, and the two of us are selling in the heavenly court. We have no skills at the same time. As for opening a alchemy hall in the mortal world, even if I think, But it's hard to do!"

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding gods felt nothing, after all, it had nothing to do with them.

But the audience in the live broadcast room exploded!

Most of the people in this live broadcast room are mortals!

They have been expecting that Dantang can open one in the mortal world, but now, they are actually told that they cannot open it in the mortal world?Can it only be opened in Heaven?

Isn't this a joke?

So what do they do?

After all, most of their gods can't go to heaven!

(To be continued)

Chapter 1307 Buy more and get more

"No, what does he mean by that? Does it mean that Laojun's alchemy hall on the stage will not be opened in the mortal world?"

"It seems so, but this is not right, isn't it meant to benefit the Three Realms?"

"Yeah, if it's only held in Heaven, what does it have to do with us in the mortal world?"

In the live broadcast room, the audience, who were originally excited, calmed down now.

Nonsense, even if you don't want to calm down!

Originally, they thought that these cheap pills would appear in the mortal world, but now they are told that these are only related to the gods, and have nothing to do with them mortals!

So what do they do?

Excited and lonely?

"Don't be impatient, everyone, I need to ask Silver Boy!"

Hong Hai'er didn't expect that the other party would answer like that.

"You have also seen that the crowd is raging. You are talking about benefiting the Three Realms, but it is conceivable that mortals have no way to go to heaven!"

Holding the phone, Hong Haier showed Yin Jiao the bullet screen, and continued: "I think this is unfair, and isn't there a courier now? You can use a courier!"

"That's right, you can use express delivery!"

"I support the use of express delivery, otherwise it would be a joke to benefit the Three Realms!"

Yinjiao also glanced at the barrage, and was startled by the dense barrage.

"We will consider your opinions as appropriate. Since the alchemy hall has just opened, there are many places that are not good enough, but I think there will be a good way in the future!"

Yinjiao glanced at the barrage, there are more than a billion people, so many opinions, if he doesn't handle it well, accidents are likely to happen.

The most important thing is that this kind of thing will be passed on from time to time. At that time, the awesomeness he just bragged is tantamount to directly hitting the master in the face.

It is a matter of the master's face, so he naturally dare not underestimate it.

"Okay, since you've already said that, presumably all beings in the Three Realms will quietly wait for the result!"

Hong Haier smiled and nodded, no matter what, he needs to get this matter out of the way first, after all, he proposed it.

If it is not handled well, he will also suffer.

As for after he's gone, that's a matter for all beings in the Three Realms and the Golden Horn and Silver Horn.

Then he looked down at the rolled-up banner in Yinjiao's hand, and said with a smile, "Is this the mysterious activity?"

Silver Horn nodded: "Yes!"

"Hurry up and announce the mysterious event, I can't wait!"

"Yeah, don't be inked, who is that, red boy, right? If you want to ask something, you can ask after the mysterious event is released. Don't interfere with our purchase of pills!"

"That's it!"

The gods present couldn't wait.

"Okay, since that's the case, all guests, please be well!"

Yin Jiao came in front of everyone, smiled slightly, and immediately said: "This event is very simple, that is, [-]% off the whole site, after this [-]% off, every time you buy more than ten pills, you will get an extra pill medicine!"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of all the gods changed!

Not only is there a [-]% discount for the whole site, but even if you buy ten pills, you will get one free?

What the hell!

All the gods felt that there was a rush of blood boiling in their bodies, which was the blood surging with the desire to buy!

Their fingers moved subconsciously. If it wasn't for Yin Jiao's announcement, they had already started to do it!

Yinjiao took a deep breath and said solemnly, "Remember, one is given out for every ten pills, that is to say, if you buy one hundred pills at once, then ten pills will be given to you directly!"

boom! ! !

This time, not only the gods exploded, but even the audience who were watching exploded!

Especially mortals, can't wait to rush to the Nantianmen right now, and then buy like crazy!

If you buy [-] pills at once, don't you mean that they will get [-] pills for free?

It should be noted that pills are not bad, and as long as they are not poisonous pills, anyone can use them. Even if you can't use them for the time being, you can keep them or give them to relatives and friends!

Even, some bolder people have already thought of a bolder idea at this time!

That is to spend a lot of money, let some cultivators take themselves to the heaven, and then buy medicine pills at a cheap price, and sell them at a high price in the mortal world!

If Qin Hao were here and knew what these people were thinking, he would definitely be shocked!

Isn't this really a scalper?

Buy low and sell high!

Therefore, I can only say, don't underestimate the ancients, their wisdom is very powerful, but the pattern and vision of the times have limited their worldview!

But as long as they are given a chance, they can create infinite possibilities!

The scene was noisy, and the faces of the gods were flushed with excitement.

"Don't be impatient, everyone, there is one more thing I want to make clear in advance!"

Yinjiao pressed his hand, as if he had expected it.

Everyone fell silent immediately, staring at him with burning eyes.

Yinjiao took a deep breath and continued: "After our decision, guests can choose the elixirs they give away at will, but they can't exceed the median price of the elixirs you bought!"

"What do you mean?"

"I didn't understand!"

Everyone was taken aback, a little confused.

"It's very simple, that is to say, if you just buy ten marrow-washing pills, which is the lowest grade, then you will be given a marrow-washing liquid! If you buy [-] pills, you will get one marrow-washing pill or You can also choose two marrow washing liquids!"

"However, if you buy one hundred pills, and the grades of the pills you buy are completely different, for example, fifty foundation-building pills and fifty Yuanying pills, then you will get one of the pills you give to everyone. For the median value, I will give you ten pills to help Jin Danqi cultivate!"

Everyone listened carefully, and gradually realized.

It's very simple, if they spend one hundred, they will give fifty, half and half!

"Everyone has to understand us. After all, if someone buys the Nine Rank Golden Pill, then we can't afford to give it away. Is this the truth?"

Hearing this, everyone smiled knowingly, this is indeed the truth.

Although it is somewhat different from what Yinjiao said to buy ten and get one free, everyone has no opinion!

Nonsense, what else is there to say?

The stuff itself is cheap, and there is a [-]% discount on the whole site, and even now you buy more and get more free, who would have any objections?

If you have an opinion, why don't you just give it away for nothing?

"No problem, I agree!"

"Hahaha, what else is wrong with this? I even wonder if you will lose money!"

Everyone laughed.

Yinjiao nodded, took a deep breath, and then waved his hand. The red banner slowly unfolded and floated into the sky outside the store door!

"Okay, everyone, now I announce that Laojun Pill Hall is officially open!"

(To be continued)

Chapter 1308

"Okay, everyone, I'll say no now, Laojun Pill Hall, it's officially open now!"

Yinjiao looked at the people who were already waiting, smiled slightly, and said lightly.

"Wow, it's finally started!"

"Hahaha, I'm here, I'm here! My elixir!"

"Well, I need to calculate how many pills I can buy with my money!"

Hearing Yinjiao's words, many gods immediately cheered, and then looked at the cabinet they had already aimed at, and ran over quickly.

Hong Haier was not in a hurry to pick out the elixir he wanted, but took a mobile phone and recorded everything.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned.

"To be honest, the scene in front of me makes me want to laugh."

"Yeah, if the live broadcast didn't tell me, I couldn't believe that these people are fucking gods!"

"Hey, the gods have also changed now, they've become so down-to-earth!"

Everyone looked at a group of old men, young people, and beautiful girls who joined the army of robbing the pills one after another, dumbfounded.

However, they rang out Silver Horn's previous words, and soon they stopped laughing.

"Hey, I don't know when Dantang will be able to open one in the mortal world!"

"Yeah, I'm afraid that if it can be opened, it will only be opened state by state. When it comes to our side, it may be the year of the monkey!"