Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

The broom star also nodded with a smile, and hurriedly followed.

When the God of Cookery heard this, he ran even faster!

In the heavenly court, who are the three people who should not be messed with?

Some people say that it is [-]% the Jade Emperor, or the Taishang Laojun, but in fact these are not the people who should not be messed with.

Because of these two, ordinary people provoke them, and they don't bother to care about them!

Would an elephant care about a small ant?

will not!

But as the saying goes, the King of Hades is easy to deal with little devils, so it is obvious who the heavens should not mess with!

Especially for mortals!

trouble marker!

God of decline!

poor god!

These three, whether they are gods or mortals, can hide as far as they can when they see them!

The man in the black robe is the God of Decline!

"It's really unlucky today, I ran into these two when I went out, but how did these two guys get together?"

The God of Cookery touched the cold sweat on his forehead, the high-level gods are naturally not afraid of the three of them, but the low-level gods are not.

Because their skills are fucking passive type, not active release type, just ask if you are afraid?

In the past, there were some ignorant Ascenders, and their minds were normal. After all, they were newcomers and had a good relationship with colleagues in Heaven.

Then I became good friends with Shuaishen and Poor God......

And it's an extremely good one!

Then there is no more....

As far as God of Cookery knows, that brother was rich when he went to heaven, but for some unknown reason, he returned overnight before liberation.

What is admirable is that he didn't care about these external things at all. Later, when he went out to play, he just caught up with the breakthrough, crossed the tribulation, fell directly to the realm, and was banned from the mortal world...

That's right, this is what happens when you get close to the Gods of Decline and God of Poverty!

People make friends with you sincerely, the more tragic you will be!

Therefore, over time, everyone kept their distance from these three.

Only those gods above Da Luo will not care about this, because even if the three of you are released passively, they will not be afraid!

Of course, the three of them are not qualified to contact the existence of Da Luo Jinxian.

The God of Cookery wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, glanced at Du Kang who seemed to be fine, and shook his head speechlessly.

Then he had time to observe the shop.

There were already many people in the shop at this time, but even so, it didn't seem noisy at all, but very quiet.

After all, this is the shop of Taishang Laojun, who dares to make a loud noise?

The God of Cookery looked around, and saw crystal counters all around, and among the counters, there were crystal clear pills!

Seeing these pills, God of Cookery's eyes widened and his saliva almost flowed out!

And everyone else has the same look in their eyes!

(To be continued)

Chapter 1304 [-]% Off All Sites

The God of Cookery came back to his senses, but he didn't see Taishang Laojun. Of course, he also understood that such a shop is not qualified for people of Taishang Laojun's level to appear in person.

After all, who are people?

How is it possible to come out to greet them?

"Welcome everyone to Laojun Dantang. Today is the opening of Laojun Dantang's new store. Everyone is welcome to join us. Therefore, we have decided to give [-]% off all products today!"

At this moment, everyone saw two children coming out from the backstage. Everyone knew that these two children were the children next to Taishang Laojun.

However, it doesn't matter, everyone's eyes lit up after hearing this.

Breathing began to increase!

They originally thought that with their money, they might only be able to buy a few pills, but if it was a [-]% discount, they might be able to buy more!

"Thank you very much!"

"Hey, Laojun is kind, and knows the difficulties of our lower-level gods!"

"Hey, Laojun is still kind!"

Everyone hastily clasped their hands together.

"Everyone, have you seen it? This is the shop opened by Taishang Laojun, it is a pill shop!"

At this moment, everyone heard an introduction from outside.

Everyone was stunned, turned their heads to look subconsciously, and immediately recognized it, isn't this Nezha, does Honghaier have Xiaotiangou?

Many of them knew that this guy, Hong Haier, had made his father miserable.

However, this guy is now holding a mobile phone in his hand, and it seems to be live broadcasting!

Seeing this scene, everyone quickly adjusted their appearance, they didn't want their image to embarrass the Heavenly Court, otherwise, no one would be able to bear the blame of the Jade Emperor.

"Brother, tell me, should we take this opportunity to spread the word?"

Yinjiao looked at the two people and the dog outside the shop, and muttered softly.

"what?"

Jin Jiao was surprised and didn't understand what it meant.

"Oh brother, look, the last time Red Boy cheated on his father live broadcast, tens of billions of souls have already watched it, so you think, no matter how small the number of viewers is this time, there must be hundreds of millions of souls, right?"

Seeing his eldest brother's confused look, Yinjiao felt very disappointed, so he stomped his feet and said.

"Yes, but what does that have to do with us?"

"Brother, think about it carefully, our elixirs are dispensable things for the master. Why don't we make some achievements to make the master look at us with admiration? Then let us manage the alchemy hall with confidence. ?”

Silver Horn had no choice but to explain carefully.

"Makes sense!"

Golden Horn nodded.

"Then we need to stimulate consumption now. I have been to Yujing Mountain, and I have seen Qin Hao's consumption pattern. Their consumption pattern is how much they consume, and then what to give. At first, I didn't understand why this happened, but Slowly I came back to it!"

Yinjiao's eyes flickered, and he said in a deep voice, "I once thought, if Qin Hao did this, wouldn't he lose money?"

"But thinking about it now, he actually didn't lose money, because the money for the things he sent us was actually all added to the things we wanted to buy. How could he lose money in this way?"

"Of course, I have to admit that the things they sell are really good. There is nothing to say about this. Today, the first day of opening of Dantang, we would rather earn less, and first make a name for ourselves!"

When Jin Jiao heard what his younger brother said, he became thoughtful.

It took him a while to figure out what this meant.

"What do you mean by that?"

"It's very simple, [-]% off the whole site, and then..."

"Brother, I'm going to prepare a banner. Let everyone stand up first, and say there is a mysterious event!"

Yinjiao said, and hurriedly went to the backstage.

He walks with style, feeling that he is a sales talent, I will use whatever method you Qin Hao can think of, and I will use it as usual!

"Everyone, be quiet!"

Jin Jiao watched his younger brother leave without caring, and clapped his hands, attracting everyone's attention.

"Everyone, today is the first day of the store's opening, so we have prepared a lot of activities, such as [-]% off the whole store, but now we have decided not only to have [-]% off activities, but also other mysterious activities!"

Jin Jiao said with a simple and honest smile.

"Wait a moment, you will know what the event is!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience was in an uproar!

Everyone's blood boiled, what?

Not only is there a [-]% off event, but there are other mysterious events?

Moreover, the [-]% off event was the first to mention it, which means that the so-called mysterious event is better than the [-]% off event!

"I'm going, today is not in vain!"

"I thought I might not be able to afford it even if I came here, but I took a closer look at the prices of these pills just now, and they are not very expensive, if you add activities!"

"Hey, I'm going to send it!"

Everyone is excited.

Even Honghaier and others outside the store heard the news, and immediately smiled and said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Everyone, did you hear that?"

"Hey, it's the right time to come today, there are still activities, how cool!"

Nezha also said with a smile on the side.

"Ma Dan, it's not fair, we are mortals, how can we go to heaven?"

"Yes, you gods can go to heaven to buy pills, but what about us mortals?"

"Or let these two boys open a branch in the mortal world!"

On the barrage, many people began to protest.

"This, I need to ask, everyone, don't worry, after all, it is the elixir shop of Taishang Laojun, so it is normal to open it in Tianting first, I will ask you later!"

Hong Haier hesitated for a moment, then said with a smile.

"Now, let's enter the store and see the price of the pill!"

Honghaier said something with a smile, and then brought Xiaotiangou and Nezha into the shop.

The first thing you see is a crystal counter.

"Everyone may not understand, let me introduce to you, Taishang Laojun is the No. Laojun is rubbish, but it is also the best for us!"

Hong Haier laughed and said, "It may be cruel to say this, but it is the truth!"

The audience nodded subconsciously, and the words were not rough!

"Look here, everyone. This is a marrow washing pill, which is a top-grade pill. Maybe you don't understand what it means. There are high, middle and low grades of pills, top grade, top grade, these grades, and top grade is already considered very good. In the mortal world, it is almost impossible to appear!"

Hong Haier continued to introduce: "Xi Sui Pill, as the name suggests, cleans the essence and cuts the marrow, which can regenerate a person and remove body dregs. It is very good for mortals to use!"

"Let's see the price!"

As the camera zoomed in, everyone suddenly exclaimed.

"1999?"

(To be continued)

Chapter 1305 The price of medicinal pills

Honghaier and Nezha both exclaimed in surprise, their eyes widened, full of disbelief.

Because in front of their eyes, this Marrow Cleansing Pill is only worth 1999!

No need for two thousand!

"Mist grass! So cheap?"