Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

But the person who drew 2 immediately turned gloomy, and the expression on that face could kill a bunch of flies.

This doesn't look good. It is obviously a happy thing, but it makes so many people unhappy.

Fortunately, both Liu Dameng and Lu Yi got 1, that is, they can go to Yujing City to be guards.

They glanced at each other and carefully put away the note.

The instructor re-recorded the names of the personnel, and then said: "Three days off, after three days, we will leave for Yujing Mountain collectively!"

"what--!"

Now whether it is able to go or not, everyone is cheering.

It's such a beautiful life.

Lu Yi returned to his residence and told his wife and daughter. They were also very happy, packed up their things in a hurry, and the family of three went down the mountain.

The rest of the students packed up their things one after another and went down the mountain one after another.

When Lu Yi returned to the original small town, he felt a lot of emotion when he saw the familiar folks.

The last time I left, it was in such a humiliating situation, my wife was robbed and I was beaten.

Come back now, it's time for him to find his place again!

At night, Lu Yi watched his wife and daughter fall asleep, got up quietly, changed into black clothes, and came out.

Walking on the deserted path, the night wind blows, it is very desolate.

When Lu Yi came to the bully's yard, he didn't know if he had gotten the news, but the lights were still brightly lit.

Teams of patrolling servants, holding weapons, looked like they were facing a big enemy.

"It seems that the news of my return has already come."

Lu Yi thought so, hiding on the roof, thinking about how to get revenge.

He has been studying at Huaguoshan School for a long time. In the first few days, he was reprimanded by the instructor because of his poor acceptance.

Later, there was an incident of falling off the cliff, but fortunately, he was saved by the Great Holy Lord.

From then on, with the help of instructors and classmates, Lu Yi's cultivation grew rapidly, and he gradually became one of the masters in the class.

Perhaps this is what the legend says, although the start was late, the strides were great.

He looked down from the roof, and the bully was talking to the wicked woman.

The bully is of medium build, neither fat nor thin, but his wife is not good enough, she is taller than him by a head and has a strong figure.

The reason why he fell in love with other people's wives was because his own was ugly, or even ugly.

Who can be in a good mood when facing a man woman every day, or a man woman who is five big and three thick?

What a sin!

But his wife didn't know what he was thinking about, and asked, "Master, did you really hear that Lu Yi is back?"

"That's right! It's still a family of three. You said, if I knew he was going to Huaguo Mountain, I would not have provoked him if I had the guts of a leopard."

"It's all your fault you're a dead ghost! You're quite old, but fortunately you fell in love with someone's wife, but now it's better, you're being watched by others."

His wife said angrily.

"Ahem! Didn't I become obsessed with ghosts back then?"

The bully's eye circles turned red, who knew that such a big disaster could be caused, and Huaguoshan would be watching him.

In other words, who knew that Lu Yi would go to Huaguoshan School and become Sun Dasheng's disciple?

If I had known this earlier, I wouldn't have dared to rob his wife with all my guts!

It's too late to say anything now.

"Stop complaining, tell me quickly, what should I do now?"

"At the beginning, the people from Huaguoshan School forcibly rescued him, which made me sick for a long time."

"Now, Lu Yi has brought his wife back and killed him. If we can't figure out a countermeasure, we will die!"

He shot like a cannonball and didn't stop until a long while later.

"Yo yo, you are the one who is going to die, not me! You are dead, it just so happens that all this wealth is mine!"

His wife looked out the door, with uncontrollable complacency in her eyes: "I'll find a younger one at that time, and I won't be angry with you anymore!"

When the bully heard it, he became very angry at that time. What is this called?

She was in a hurry to die here, but she wanted to find another home!

"What a bitch! I just won't give you this chance!"

The bully turned to her and slapped her.

His wife was still in a dream, but she had been slapped on the face long ago, her angry eyes were staring like light bulbs, her nose and mouth were wrinkled together.

"Damn! How dare you hit me, I'll fight you!"

His wife picked him up from the chair, pushed him to the ground, and sat on it.

Bow left and right!

"Tell you to beat my wife!"

"You are so brave!"

"If I don't give you a taste, you really don't know that Lord Ma has three eyes!"

"I'll give you a longer memory this time!"

Her huge body sat on the bully, and the bully couldn't breathe.

"Oh, get up, I'm going to be out of breath!"

"Honey, didn't you say that you only weigh two hundred catties, why are you so heavy?"

"It's like a pig!"

"This shit is too heavy!"

When his wife heard it, what, said she was heavy?

She became even more angry, and grabbed his ear vigorously, turning it around!

"You despise me for being heavy? Tell you, I weigh two hundred catties!"

"Impossible, how can two hundred catties weigh people to death?"

"I am two hundred kilograms!"

I'm going to take a big hit!

The bully rolled his eyes immediately after being pressed, and passed out the next moment.

Lu Yi on the roof was thinking about how to come down and teach them a lesson, but in the blink of an eye, the two got into a fight.

And it's such a strange way of fighting.

He, Lu Yi, had seen a man beat a woman, even ruthlessly, and it was the first time he saw a woman beat a man.

And the fight is so tough and novel!

Just sit on this butt, and you can sit on the thinner one, right?

Hahaha!

He couldn't help laughing, the laughter spread into the room and was heard by Lu Yi's wife.

Shocked and frightened, she hurriedly shouted to the roof: "Who is laughing?"

(To be continued)

Chapter 1224 Poisonous Scorpion

daughter country.

The scorpion spirit proposed to go to learn Buddhist scriptures with Tang Seng. Monkey King was stunned when he heard it.

Zhu Bajie was happy: "Master, did I hear correctly? Can we take this female benefactor with us?!"

This elder sister is so beautiful, Zhu Bajie's eyes burst into many colorful bubbles, and his mind felt dizzy for a while because of dizziness.

Along the road, the four big men were too boring. Although there was a horse, it was still a male.

This kind of journey is as lonely and lonely as it is, and as helpless as it is.

The reason why Zhu Bajie always wants to go back to Gao Laozhuang is also reasonable.

What's the point of a group of old men being together in a long night?

Now, I heard that there are beautiful women in the same company, which is too pleasant a surprise!

So, Zhu Bajie shouted: "It's great, with this little sister walking together, we will never be lonely again!"

As expected, Monkey King and Drifting shook their heads repeatedly, but only Zhu Bajie agreed.

Tang Seng coughed and explained: "Apprentices, don't think too much, this is how it is."

After he told the story, he looked at Sun Wukong: "Wukong, tell me, in this case, how can you refuse as a teacher?"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes a few times, and suddenly turned his head to look at Zhu Bajie: "Idiot, you can take her with you, but you must stay away from me and Junior Brother Sha!"

"of course can!"

Zhu Bajie is really looking forward to it.

"This point is agreed by the teacher, and Bajie should indeed be allowed to take this female benefactor."

Tang Seng's words made Zhu Bajie's face beam with joy, and he came up to Xie Zijing with a smile, "Sister, let's take care of each other along the way, so we can have a companion!"

The scorpion spirit had a chill, and was about to say something to disagree, but unexpectedly, Tang Seng spoke again: "However, female benefactor, we are a group of men, it is indeed inconvenient for you to be a woman, why don't you show your true colors."

The scorpion spirit was taken aback for a moment, what, showing the truth?

How ugly that is!

Tang Seng didn't seem to see her embarrassment, and added: "Bajie, you take her with you."

I, I carry a poisonous scorpion?

Why do you let me bring a poisonous scorpion!

Zhu Bajie raised his head to the sky and screamed, why is my old pig's life so hard!

"Hahaha! Idiot, your good luck has come! You have a lot of good luck!"

Monkey King laughed, helped Tang Seng onto the white dragon horse, and led the horse away.

Drifting looked at Zhu Bajie sympathetically: "Oh, second senior brother, please take care of yourself!"

Seeing that Tang Seng was gone, the scorpion spirit could not delay any longer, and immediately revealed its true colors. It turned out to be a three-foot-long poisonous scorpion!

The shape of the scorpion is like a pipa, the whole body is covered with hard skin, and it has hard feet like pincers. It is long and thick, like a giant crab.

Those hard feet are scary to look at. If you accidentally get stung, it will definitely hurt to death!

Zhu Bajie looked at the poisonous scorpion and grinned to the point of crying. After all, when he was in Lingshan, this guy stung Tathagata, and Tathagata was in pain for many days!

Are you really looking for death?

However, no one cared about his life or death, and they knew that he would not die anyway.

Sun Wukong smiled while turning his head, Drifting shook his head sympathetically, he really wouldn't die if he didn't die, this is what he himself promised just now, with a scorpion essence!

"Bajie, hurry up and follow!"

Tang Seng's voice came without losing time, making Zhu Bajie even more embarrassed!

Well, how do I bring this scorpion spirit, my old pig?

Where to put it!

He looked at his clothes tangled, and then his eyes fell on the... nine-toothed rake he was carrying.

Going into the city of Daughter Country again, Zhu Bajie's return rate is much higher.