Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

Heaven!

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother had just bought a bunch of goods at the online celebrity live broadcast, and couldn't help but open the live broadcast room of the underworld, wanting to see how the filming process was going.

As a result, as soon as I opened it, I saw the sage Nuwa seductive!

Fog Grass Fog Grass!

The Jade Emperor was stunned!

He got acquainted with Saint Nuwa no later than the Master Tongtian, but he never knew that Saint Nuwa had such a provocative side.

All I know is that she has always been as cold as ice, as quiet as water, and as beautiful as she is beautiful, but compared with the Queen Mother, she lacks a lot of charm.

But today's Nuwa surprised the Jade Emperor!

It turns out that she is not only the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms, but also the most charming woman!

No wonder the former King Zhou was fascinated by her!

Unknowingly, the Jade Emperor looked at the performance of the Nuwa saint in a daze, and became dazed.

The queen mother next to her was also surprised by Nuwa's performance, and she couldn't help but said to the Jade Emperor: "I never thought that Nuwa, a saint, is really talented in acting. Just such a look can captivate all living beings."

She said so, but Jade Emperor didn't respond.

The Queen Mother couldn't help turning her head to look, and saw the Jade Emperor in a daze!

"You! Your Majesty!"

She was about to get angry when she suddenly held back her temper, because although the person next to her was her husband, he was also the Jade Emperor!

How could I lose my temper with the Jade Emperor in Heaven!

Really, is this palace tired of being the queen mother?

Therefore, when the Jade Emperor turned his head, the Queen Mother had already changed her gentle expression, "Your Majesty, Nuwa Saint is indeed suitable for acting. Seeing that she can completely let go of herself, she is super powerful!"

"Yes!"

The Jade Emperor praised unabashedly, "He is so beautiful and charming, no wonder he is the most beautiful woman in the prehistoric world! I'm going to be ruined!"

The Jade Emperor was wrong in saying this!

This Emperor Jun can be the Jade Emperor, but he can't be a man, let alone a husband.

In front of a woman, he actually praised another woman without hesitation, she was beautiful and charming, which woman could bear it!

Fog grass!

Someone should say, the queen mother is a fairy!

And it is the head of the gods!

She should be broad-minded and not care about these details!

How can you compare the Jade Emperor's words and compete with a sage!

You don't understand women.

Any woman, whether she is a mortal or a fairy, actually cares about her appearance.

For a woman who is more beautiful than myself, even if she is really beautiful, she can't boast in front of her.

Especially when you boast so directly.

Instead, say: "Although she is beautiful, I only like you. In my heart, you will always be the most beautiful."

It's a pity that many men don't understand, and neither does the Jade Emperor.

The queen mother couldn't help but get even more angry, and she had to keep her breath in her heart, which made it even more uncomfortable!

She wanted to have a fit, but then she thought about it, Nuwa saint can show her beauty in public, why can't she?

Thinking of this, she made up an idea, that is, Nuwa can go to filming and put down her body to experience this unique beauty, why can't Ben Gong?

Ben Gong is also going to film!

How could the Jade Emperor know that he didn't mean it, no, he did it on purpose and sincerely praised each sentence, which actually moved the Queen Mother to make a guest appearance!

The matter here has not stopped yet, and another bullet screen popped up: "Did I read it wrong, the Houtu sage is full of murderous aura!"

Indeed, people were attracted by this barrage, and when they all looked towards the live broadcast, they found that suddenly, the Houtu sage was full of murderous aura.

Because the Nuwa sage said a line, this line completely pissed off the Houtu sage!

"Miss Zhan, as far as I know, you are going to marry Zhuifeng, why are you still running out to hook up with someone?"

In fact, this is just a line, I didn't expect that the Houtu sage didn't see it in advance.

Suddenly she was stunned when she heard this sentence, and she thought angrily, did Saint Nuwa do it on purpose?

How many sisters from Yuanhui have become friends, and she just squeezed herself out just because of a scene?

Maybe it's because I've been alone in the underworld for a long time, and I'm a little isolated from the world.

The idea of ​​the Houtu sage is also different.

Then, she exploded uncontrollably in an instant.

It was really as expected by Master Tongtian. Sure enough, the saints knew each other best.

"How did you talk!"

The Houtu sage stared at his charming eyes, and said coquettishly, "Who are you talking about hooking up with?"

(To be continued)

Chapter 1024

Although she is a saint, she still understands the meaning of this sentence.

"Ah! Something is wrong! Stop, stop!"

Nezha looked at the performance between the two saints and felt a little confused, which is quite wrong!

Why are you acting like you're going to fight for real?

He quickly stopped, and then explained to the two saints: "This is just acting, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously!"

"What's the matter! Don't get too involved in acting, it's obviously an entertainment thing, the most important thing is to make yourself happy!"

The leader of Tongtian also hurried over and personally persuaded them to fight.

Is it like this between women, because one sentence and one plot can completely destroy the friendship of tens of thousands or even 10,000+ years?

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed it even if he killed him!

"That's it!" Nezha also persuaded, and the two saints realized that Wucao had lost his composure!

Especially the Houtu sage, she was a little embarrassed, and said something faltering, "Sister, I'm sorry, sister, my menopause is early!"

Fog Grass Fog Grass!

With a word of thunder, the people present and the people of Datang couldn't laugh or cry.

To be honest, they really didn't expect that the Houtu sage's mood was a little moody and out of control.

It's unbearable to be reasonable and humorous at the same time.

And her sentence of early menopause made everyone feel her innocence and naughtiness.

"Is the Houtu sage admitting his mistake? His attitude is good, but this sentence sounds so funny. I don't know what the Nuwa sage will think."

"That's right! By the way, what is menopause?"

"Hmm! I don't know about this either. It seems to have something to do with the Chinese New Year, right?"

"Chinese New Year? Oh, it's indeed almost Chinese New Year!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room was randomly posted, and the people of Datang didn't know what menopause was, let alone Tianting.

"What! What is menopause? Can it be eaten?"

The Jade Emperor looked at the Queen Mother suspiciously and asked depressedly.

Whether he is old or not, now he always has a feeling that many things are out of date.

If this continues, will he be abandoned by the times?

Fog grass!

This is so unacceptable!

He is the majestic Jade Emperor, and he must improve with the progress of the times!

"I guess it's a woman's exclusive thing?"

They are randomly suspicious here, and Li Shimin and Empress Changsun in the Tang Palace are more interesting.

A contradictory incident in the palace was turned into invisible by Empress Changsun's wisdom. She pulled Ashinayan to sit aside, talking and laughing into the phone non-stop.

"Sister, look quickly, this bag is so beautiful!"

"Yes, if my sister likes it, I'll buy it for you!"

Li Shimin looked at the two women speechlessly, discussing bags and shoes with great interest, or which one of the four fashion anchors is more beautiful and fashionable!

Completely ignored me!

He wanted to open his mouth to speak, but he was embarrassed to disturb them seeing the heated discussions and harmonious conversations.

In fact, Empress Changsun did it on purpose. She knew that Li Shimin wanted to punish Ashinayan, but in doing so, the relationship between Datang and Turks became even more tense.

As a Turkic princess, Ashinayan certainly didn't want to see such a scene.

For Tang Wang Li Shimin, if the Turkic king is really forced to have nowhere to go, both sides will suffer.

Therefore, as the eldest grandson empress of the peace faction, she was even more unwilling to see that scene.

She even thought that if she had time, she would call Qin Hao and ask him to ease the relationship between the two parties.

After all, they are all engaged in entertainment now, what kind of war is they fighting!

Isn't it good to watch a movie?

Isn't it good to play games?

Is it not new for online celebrities to bring goods?

So, she intentionally kept the two women buying, buying, and buying, so that Li Shimin couldn't sit still, so he had to give up.

Look, this is the benefit of the entertainment live broadcast, a battle in the palace has become invisible!

At this time, Empress Changsun let out a sigh of relief when she saw that King Tang had left, and said, "Okay, sister, there is no need to act!"

Really, after being an Internet celebrity for a long time, her acting skills have skyrocketed!

Ashinayan was indeed cooperating with her, and now she was relieved.

She was not afraid of being punished, but it would be over if she implicated her hometown.

"Thank you sister!"

She also no longer called the queen, and regarded the eldest grandson queen very closely as her own sister.

"Okay, let's continue watching the live broadcast!"

Empress Changsun inadvertently clicked, and the live broadcast room of the underworld appeared. It happened that the sage Houtu said the phrase "menopause" to the sage Nuwa.

"Do you know what this means?"

Ashinayan shook her head.

For these women, they really don't understand what menopause is.

"Ding!"

A message appeared on the bullet screen: "Tang Sanzang's live broadcast has started!"

"Tang Sanzang! What is he going to broadcast live for us? Is it like that crouching tiger arhat, telling us about those classics and scriptures? That's too boring!"

"Probably not. Fuhu Luohan's live broadcast room has regular fans. If it sells Buddhist scriptures or something, why release another Tang Sanzang?"

"It would be great if this handsome monk could give us a talent show!"