Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

Even if you take a shower, it won't be clean for a while, because you still have to keep searching until you find the evidence.

"What does this mean, sir?"

Saint Nuwa looked at her with clear eyes, "Are you going to demolish my shop?"

"If this hero finds the evidence, it must be dismantled immediately!"

"What, you really want to tear it down!"

Unexpectedly, the Shaanxi dialect spoken by the sage Nuwa is quite standard, and the people who are amusing for a while are laughing from ear to ear.

"It's a black shop, I'm going to tear it down, and do justice for the heavens!"

"Why does this sound so familiar?"

Master Tongtian interrupted.

"Ah! Male and female dual evil!"

Master Tongtian and Saint Nuwa said in unison!

"It's a male and a female!"

"You have done all kinds of bad things, and you still dare to call yourself a hero?"

"Why have we done all kinds of bad things? It's you, who even opened a black shop and killed people!"

"My god! You have to speak with your conscience! Who did you kill and whom?"

"Then where did the blood in front of your door come from?!"

(To be continued)

Chapter 985 Intermission

Hearing her righteous question about the blood in front of the door, Nuwa sage giggled: "Xiucai, come and explain, where did the blood in front of your door come from?"

Yang Jian, the God of Erlang, was originally an awe-inspiring and extremely indifferent person, but now he actually plays the role of a sour scholar who speaks a lot, and he can't adapt to it for a while.

He giggled, originally intending to show off a smile, but he didn't expect that the appearance of a superficial smile frightened everyone!

"Mist grass, God Erlang, you actually laughed? But it's too ugly to laugh like this."

"That's right, he was originally handsome, but now he's a somewhat silly second brother!"

"However, he acted very seriously, look at those little eyes!"

"Hahaha, it's quite charming!"

In the live broadcast room, the audience watched and discussed, as excited as it was during the Chinese New Year.

At the shooting scene, Erlang Shen proudly said: "That's chicken blood."

"Chicken blood? What about chicken feathers?"

Li Dazui, played by Fuhu Luohan, immediately handed over a feather duster: "Xiongsha! Here you are!"

"Ah, made into a feather duster?"

Erlangshen gave her a cold look: "Otherwise, what would you do?"

As the drama progressed further, Guo Furong still refused to believe shopkeeper Tong and the others, insisting that this was a black shop.

Shouting to do justice for the sky, and then doing it.

Fairy Chang'e waved her slender arms and shouted: "Topple mountains and seas!"

Her eyes are full of anger, she must eliminate harm for the people, that is her true nature of a heroine!

Tong Xiangyu, Bai Zhantang, and Lu Xiucai behind them ran downstairs in a hurry, panicked.

Only Mo Xiaobei, played by Hong Boy, shouted with an air of fearlessness, "What are you afraid of? With Big Brother Bai here, are you afraid of him being a little thief?"

When Master Tongtian heard this, he immediately frowned like an 80-year-old old man.

"Xiao Bei, don't talk nonsense, Big Brother Bai is old, and he is not as brave as he used to be!"

When Bai Zhantang said that he was old, everyone burst out laughing again. With such a young appearance, he actually said that he was old, who is he lying to?

The Master Tongtian is a saint, with an eternal face and eternal youth.

Although he doesn't know how many years he has lived, he probably has forgotten it himself, anyway, he is not dead, so it is useless to remember how old he is.

With his thin skin and tender flesh, he is like a fresh meat.

If he came to the modern society and stepped into the entertainment industry, it is estimated that Lu Han and the like would have no place to stand.

"stop!"

Tang Wang Li Shimin shouted with satisfaction, and everyone stopped.

Then came to the intermission area, the third prince Aobing immediately offered tea and dessert.

Everyone is very satisfied with this logistics.

Not to mention the improved food every three days, it is still so rich.

The key is that there are snacks and drinks in the middle of the field, which can whet people's appetites.

Of course, these saints and gods don't eat and are not hungry, but seeing the delicacy in the world, they just can't help but want to taste it.

Especially Nuwa saint, for the founder of human beings, seeing the small snacks made by human beings is so exquisite and sweet, it is really endless to taste one after another.

She ate more than half of a plate of snacks by herself.

The red boy on the side became resentful: "Sage Nuwa, don't you girls want to lose weight, these are sweets, if you eat too much, you will get fat!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter again, today is an eye-opener, Hong Haier actually made Nuwa Saint lose weight.

"The red boy didn't eat enough, so blame the saint!"

"The Master Tongtian and Nezha next to him just ate a piece!"

"The goddess Chang'e in my heart, eat more, and see how thin you have become!"

"Wow, it's delicious, I'm so hungry, I want to eat it too!"

They talked about each other, and they talked endlessly.

The atmosphere at the scene was very good.

"Well, can I try one?"

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, who had been watching for a long time, couldn't bear the temptation of delicious food, so he leaned forward and said.

Only then did everyone see her existence.

"Hey, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva! When did you come?"

Nezha greeted warmly first.

"It's been a long time coming!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at the dim sum behind him with a smile on his face, and asked shyly, "This dim sum is really delicious, can I have a taste?"

"of course can!"

Fuhu Arhat quickly picked up a plate, and held it up in front of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, regardless of the sweetness of the Nuwa sage's food.

"Hahaha!"

The people in the live broadcast room were amused again, this is too amusing, Fuhu Luohan is so obvious to curry favor with his immediate boss?

"That's right, the county magistrate might as well take care of it now, of course he wants to have a good relationship with the Bodhisattva!"

"Sage Nuwa looked at the plate of snacks eagerly, obviously he didn't eat enough!"

"That's right! It really looks delicious. After the live broadcast is over, ask the mother-in-law at home to make it too!"

"As for your mother-in-law, it's almost as good as you!"

"That's enough of you guys! If you say this openly, you won't be afraid to make people laugh!"

They laughed and talked for a long time, and finally waited for Nezha's start.

Unknowingly, after the intermission, Nezha said hello, and everyone started shooting again.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was eating while sitting in the rest area watching the filming.

In the plot, Fairy Chang'e moved mountains and seas with one move, causing a vortex of air waves between heaven and earth, making everyone feel the magic power of a saint.

She unconsciously used the divine power of a saint.

Fortunately, the worst of the few present were also Da Luo Jinxian, who was not injured at all, especially Bai Zhantang, who stretched out his hand and shouted: "Sunflower Acupuncture Hand!"

Then he suddenly stretched out a big hand, this big hand can be extended forward!

The vortex of air waves stirred up by Chang'e Fairy between heaven and earth is completely displayed in front of the audience through the camera.

"Fog grass! Fog grass! Looks good! Looks good!"

They usually don't have the chance to see the saints make a move, after all, the whole space will be destroyed if they make a move.

Ant-like existences like them, before they came close, disappeared with the rupture of the space!

At this moment, it is really cool to be able to see the real contest between immortals, or the contest of using supernatural powers!

Although it was filming, everyone was surprised to see such a performance.

Master Tongtian stretched out his hand lightly, and made a gesture of pressing acupuncture points on Fairy Chang'e's left rib.

Fairy Chang'e, who could have avoided it, simply stood still in order to cooperate more tacitly.

There was still a look of surprise on his face, and his hands were hanging in front of him.

"boom!"

A big hand stretched out in front of her from a few meters away, and Fairy Chang'e was immediately frozen in place, unable to move.

Is this the Sunflower Acupuncture Hand?

And it's real, saint-level!

(To be continued)

Chapter 986

Such a wonderful and real battle opened the eyes of the people, and they were dumbfounded.

The power of the Moon Palace, Fairy Chang'e was really touched?

of course not.

After all, Fairy Chang'e is also one of the earliest batch of gods in the world, and their seniority is there.

Not to mention the leader of Tongtian, even if Patriarch Hongjun came, it would not be so easy to win.

Of course, they are filming a TV series, that's the arrangement.

Fairy Chang'e stood still and couldn't move. The leader of Tongtian was very surprised: "Oh! She was caught by me?"

"Brother Bai is awesome!"

"Old Bai is amazing!"

"Brother Bai's amazing skills!"

There was a lot of bragging, which made Bai Zhantang feel a little flustered.

But fortunately, he hasn't lost his mind: "I said, you are obviously a male and female, aren't you very powerful, why did you catch me in one move?"

Fairy Chang'e blinked her eyes and thought helplessly, "What can I do, the script is written like this!"

Fortunately, everyone didn't know what was going on in her heart, otherwise there would be another commotion.

"Looking at the expression on your face, you are not convinced!"

As the Master Tongtian said, he walked up to Fairy Chang'e and scratched her nose with his hand.