They can understand that since this is a monogamous system, both Hao Jian and the female boss are now in dire straits.
Of these two guys, one wants to explain to his wife, and the other doesn't want to be misunderstood by his ex-husband!
"Hahaha, it's so funny, there are such coincidences in the world!"
"Hmph, that's because you've lived too short a time, I've seen even more coincidental things!"
"That's true. There are too many coincidences in the world, and it's really nothing like this."
In the live broadcast room, everyone started discussing, and the audience on the scene also laughed out of joy.
"You boy, you are really talented. You can think of such a thing, and even act it out!"
Master Tongtian had a smile on his face. Obviously, his expectations for this party are getting higher and higher.
Unexpectedly, there are so many interesting things in this boring world, why haven't I discovered them before?
Qin Hao smiled awkwardly, what can I say?
I said I didn't make it, and I don't know if you can believe it!
"I'm upright and I'm not afraid of the shadow leaning on me!"
Hao Jian said something, but the boss quit and pushed Hao Jian to hide behind the curtain, but in the process, Hao Jian tripped over the sofa and lost a shoe.
"Quickly I slant my shoes!"
"Hurry up and hide in the curtains! Here are your shoes!"
Seeing Hao Jian hiding behind the curtain, the female boss threw the shoe out of the window.
"It's over, only the body is not afraid of shadows!"
Hao Jian looked at the shoes outside the window and said helplessly.
"Hahaha."
Everyone burst into laughter when they saw this scene. Although Qin Hao brought a lot of interesting things to this era of lack of entertainment, the skits were something they had never touched before.
Just a very low gag, and they can't stop laughing.
As for the juniors at the scene, if there were no elders here, they might have been having fun by now.
At this time, the boss walked to the door and opened the door.
When everyone saw this man, their eyes lit up immediately, and they saw that this man was wearing a suit, and his hairstyle was as licked by a cow, with a big back!
It's not how handsome this man is, but they recognize him.
Isn't this person the same as the passer-by A and passer-by B in the previous skit?
"Let me tell you this, brother used to drive a car!"
"It really is these three people, tsk tsk, this female boss is the old lady from the last sketch!"
"Interesting, these three guys are simply lovers of joy!"
"I didn't expect that mortals actually have such abilities."
In the barrage, many people laughed, and the barrage was fast.
At this time, the ex-husband had already walked into the room, looking around, with longing on his face, as if recalling the life of him and his wife in the past.
"Have you replaced them with new ones?"
After a while, the ex-husband spoke slowly, his voice very soft.
"Yeah, what else can I use? When you get divorced, aren't you asked to move away?"
The female boss rubbed her hands with a shy and embarrassed expression, but her words were very heart-rending.
"Haha, I was still thinking, this ex-husband is kind of interesting, just came in with tenderness on his face, so the co-author is such a guy!"
"God damn it's been replaced with a new one, and the god damn it made you move away, how dare you say that?"
The audience was powerless to complain, mainly because when the ex-husband came in, he had a tender look on his face, as if he loved his wife deeply, but who knew, it would be revealed in a few words.
"is it?"
Hearing this, the ex-husband was not embarrassed, but asked instead.
"Old Gao, forget about it. When you leave, only me and the load-bearing wall are left at home!"
The female boss rubbed her hands with a shy expression on her face.
"Back then, I was so impulsive! Ha ha ha ha!"
When the ex-husband heard this, his face was a little embarrassed, but he came to the curtain and drew it directly.
But it doesn't matter if you pull the curtain, Hao Jian's sneaky figure will be exposed directly.
"Hahaha!"
"It's over, these two guys must have been misunderstood now!"
The audience saw that now as long as the ex-husband turned his head, he could see Hao Jian's wretched figure. Then, tsk tsk, even if they had a thousand mouths, they wouldn't be able to explain it clearly!
(To be continued)
Chapter 536 I'm Shy Too
"Why are you pulling the curtains? It's midnight!"
The female boss covered her mouth with one hand, her eyes widened suddenly, staring at the exposed Hao Jian.
However, her reaction was also quick, and she rushed over to block Hao Jian's body, with a stiff smile on her face.
When the ex-husband saw it, his eyes lit up, and he smiled slightly, very gentle.
Everyone laughed like crazy when they saw this scene. What the hell, it's right under their noses, yet they didn't see it?
"I don't know why, when I saw this scene, I was already angry!"
"Yeah, I'm afraid it's a man, so I can't accept it!"
"Tsk tsk, I've already imagined that when Hao Jian is exposed later, whether the ex-husband will beat him to death!"
On the barrage in the live broadcast room, there was joy.
In any era, whether it is ancient or modern, any man is very intolerable to wearing a hat.
What's more, it's all under the nose, who can accept it?
"Hey, you were so shy back then."
The ex-husband looked at the female boss, covered his mouth and smiled: "I'm shy too!"
As he said that, he turned around and stretched out his hand to grab the female boss's little hand, but what he couldn't die for was Hao Jian's hand behind the curtain!
Then, under the watchful eyes of the crowd, he walked out slowly.
Both Hao Jian and the female boss were surprised.
"Fog grass!!"
"Mist Grass Misty Grass!! How big a heart is this! Didn't even find it?"
"You will never wake up a him who is addicted to good times!"
The live broadcast room and the scene have already boiled over. Isn't this so fucking funny?
It's amazing, the ex-husband's hand happened to be Hao Jian's, they were all embarrassed for this guy!
However, the ex-husband didn't realize it at all. Just like that sentence, you will never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep. What's more, now the ex-husband's mood is completely addicted to the happy time with his wife before!
"I'm holding your hand, just like now, my little heart, thumping. We just held hands like this, walking on the asphalt road, and bumped into your mother head-on! It scared you ah."
The ex-husband pulled Hao Jian, and when he looked up, he happened to see the female boss covering her mouth with her hands, looking very surprised and frightened.
The ex-husband smiled slightly, let go of Hao Jian's hand, pointed at the boss, and said with a smile, "Yes! That's how you looked at that time!"
After finishing speaking, he took Hao Jian's hand again and continued, "When you saw your mother, you took your hand away and went into the woods."
Hao Jian took the opportunity and quickly hid behind the curtain again.
But the ex-husband was deeply obsessed with the past, and continued: "As soon as I saw you go, I chased you! Oh, I chased you! You ran! I chased you! You ran! When I saw that I couldn't catch up with you, I just waited for you! But you ran into my arms in one fell swoop!"
Everyone was bursting with laughter as they watched this scene. They saw their ex-husband chasing Hao Jian behind the curtain, and finally bumped into his ex-husband's arms!
"My mother... I can't even look at it!"
"Ahem, the next scene may be too bloody, non-combatants retreat quickly!"
"Hahahaha, what the hell are you doing so that you are not afraid of the shadow slanting, and I will kill you in a while!"
The audience is already boiling, looking forward to the next scene very much.
The female boss patted her forehead. She was so frightened that she gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, kicking her ex-husband directly.
"I go!"
The ex-husband subconsciously covered his stomach, and at this moment, the female boss quickly pulled Hao Jian out and hid him again.
"Oh, I'm going! Your heartless kick kicked me from memory to reality!"
The ex-husband's face was flushed, and he was clutching his stomach in pain.
"Hahaha......."
"Unfeeling feet not only bring you back from memory to reality, but also help the two of you!"
"Awesome, the plot arrangement is simply invincible. Although it seems a little insulting to IQ, it is still understandable!"
"Indeed, if you look deeper, there are a lot of loopholes here. Logically speaking, as long as you are a normal person, you can find something wrong, but this guy has not found it until now."
"However, this is a skit, a funny show, and I'm about to understand it!"
Although everyone felt that there was a bit of a loophole here, they said that this is a sketch in itself, and the joy is over, so why bother to delve into it so much?
But at this moment, Hao Jian poked his head out.
Seeing this scene, the female boss hurriedly shouted to stop it.
"How cheap! (Hao Jian)"
When the ex-husband heard the words, he thought it was his ex-wife talking about him, so he glanced at her and nodded slowly: "Okay, I'm cheap! I'm so cheap!"
"I'm not saying you..."
The female boss wanted to explain, mainly because she was really not talking about her ex-husband.
But the ex-husband was already very sad now, he immediately waved his hand, and his face calmed down.
After all, any individual who was thinking about the good times before was suddenly kicked by the early stage, that would be so simple!
The ex-husband waved his hand: "Stop talking! I came here today to tell you good news. I'm getting married again! I found a young girlfriend who is young, beautiful and rich. Don't you think it's annoying? Hehehehe.
I just want you to check for me today. If a narrow-minded person like you says she is good, then we will get the certificate!Of course, as long as you say you don't agree, it won't work!Hehehehe, isn't that feeling a little uncomfortable? "
After finishing speaking, the ex-husband looked smug, as if he had found the place again.
And everyone was a little confused, so it was like this?
After co-authoring for a long time, it turns out that this guy is here to show off?
Sure enough, upon hearing her ex-husband's words, the female boss showed a smile: "If you say that, then my heart... will feel so bad! Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Bar!"
Having said that, go directly to the curtain and pull it open.
"Show yourself, baby!!"
When everyone saw this scene, they almost died laughing. They saw the ex-husband froze in place, looking at Hao Jian who was hanging on the tree in surprise.
He probably never dreamed that there was actually a man hanging by the window of his ex-wife's house!
"Ahem, the shoe is hanging on a tree branch!"
Hao Jian looked at the expressions of the two people, coughed dryly, and pointed to the shoes on the tree.
"Hahaha, Wucao Wucao, I'm convinced, is it a matter of hanging the shoes on the tree now?"
"Quick, my ex-husband went up and beat him to death. I didn't pick a problem. Anyway, if this matter happened to me, I would definitely not be able to bear it!"
"Haha, that must be, I can't bear it either!"
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