Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

Dionysus, who doesn't like drinking?

People rely on alcohol to die!

"There are three types of wine, red wine, white wine, and beer. The texture and taste are completely different, but I can guarantee that no matter which one it is, it is extremely classic!"

The shopkeeper said, took out a bottle of red wine, and said with a smile: "Look, everyone, this bottle of red wine is called Lafite, and it is the most expensive red wine here. According to the boss, it is made from red grapes, but the specific , but the villain is not clear!"

When everyone heard this, their eyes widened. There are so many kinds of wine?

As far as they know, liquor seems to be the only thing that is liquor, and as for the other two, they have never heard of it.

"I knew it, I knew it!"

Du Kang immediately looked excited, waved his hands, and said very proudly: "Bring me a bottle of the best red wine and beer, I'll try it!"

"Uh, guest officer, are you sure? A bottle of the most expensive beer is not that expensive, but red wine costs 99!"

The shopkeeper froze for a moment, and explained with a slightly embarrassed expression.

To be honest, he was terrified when he heard the price, even if he held it carefully, for fear of bumping it, otherwise, even if he bought it, he wouldn't be able to pay it back.

"what?"

When everyone heard this, they were shocked, 99?

Fog grass!

They looked at the wine bottle that was only bigger than a palm, and felt their scalps tingling.

It should be noted that the 99 is calculated based on the mobile phone fee, not real money, because the value of the mobile phone fee is higher than the exchange rate of real money.

In other words, this bottle is worth a million taels of gold!

It's ridiculously high!

One bite down, that's a sky-high price!

However, with previous experience, they would not say that this is a black shop. After all, judging from their experience of the day, every penny is worth the money!

"Hey, let's have five bottles of Lafite, Mr. Ben Xing treats you!"

Huode Xingjun waved his hand, and said calmly, he is now a master of alchemy, and he has also mastered alchemy in other worlds, so naturally he is not short of this money.

An alchemist is the most powerful person in the world who makes money, not one of them.

Because, even a craftsman is inferior. After all, in this world, the most powerful thing is the innate magic weapon.

"okay!"

The shopkeeper rubbed his hands excitedly, carefully took out five bottles of Lafite one by one, and then walked into the private room with some beer himself.

"Guests, look, this is a special opening device, only this thing can be opened!"

The shopkeeper took out a device, and with everyone's consent, opened a bottle.

"Exquisite!"

Du Kang's eyes lit up, as if he saw a peerless treasure.

"The wine I brewed in the past, in order to prevent the taste of the wine from overflowing, although it was sealed with magic power, it always lacked some natural methods. This method perfectly solved this problem. Not only can silk enter the inside The silky air evaporates naturally, and it can also seal most of the smell!"

Everyone also nodded.

Immediately, the shopkeeper took out some goblets and said with a smile: "My boss said that people who drink Lafite are either rich or expensive, and have a noble status. Only such glasses can be worthy of it!"

After all, he demonstrated it to everyone, but only poured half a glass.

"Everyone, please see that the wine has just been poured out and cannot be drunk yet. It needs to be sobered up to evaporate some of the gas inside. At that time, it will be the best at the entrance!"

The shopkeeper demonstrated it himself.

Du Kang imitated the shopkeeper's fingers spread out in a decent manner, gently clamped the goblet, and gently shook the wine glass, only to see the deep red wine inside shining brightly under the light.

"Scattered flowers are becoming more and more charming, and Asakusa has no horseshoes! It's really beautiful!"

Du Kang looked at the red wine in the glass appreciatively, smelled the smell lightly, and nodded subconsciously: "It is indeed made of grapes, but these grapes should be different from ordinary grapes."

"That's true. There is a slight sourness in the air, but the smell of wine is much less."

Mr. Huode Xing nodded, and then asked the shopkeeper to open a bottle of beer. The way of lifting the bottle cap made everyone amazed.

"Huh? Why does this wine taste so weird? Although it has the fragrance of wheat, it may also smell of corn, but the taste is very different!"

Smelling the smell of beer, everyone frowned unconsciously.

If they can still accept the taste of red wine, then the taste of beer is far worse.

"It's normal. After all, red wine is expensive, but beer is very cheap. I took a look just now, and it's only over 100 bottles. It's called Xuehua. There's something else next to it. It's normal to have a poor taste!"

Shui De Xingjun explained with a smile.

Everyone nodded, that's true, there is a reason why expensive is expensive, and cheap ones will naturally be worse.

However, it is inevitable to be a little disappointed in my heart, after all, the expectations are too high.

At this time, Mr. Huode Xing had already taken a sip, but when this sip entered Tangtang's mouth, his face suddenly changed. If he hadn't learned from the past, he might have spit it out by now.

This smell, why does it smell like horse urine?

Although he has never drank horse urine, but the first thought came to him, it was very abrupt!

"Why does it taste so weird? Although I have never drank it, the first thing I thought of was horse urine?"

Huode Xingjun's face was a bit ugly. He was in a good mood at first, but after taking a bite, all of them disappeared immediately.

When everyone heard this, their expressions were strange.

After taking a sip of wine, it tasted like horse urine?

But, by the way, you have never drunk horse urine, how do you know this wine is like horse urine?

Unexpectedly, you are such a Huode Xingjun.

"I'll try it!"

Du Kang was stunned for a moment, then took a sip, and frowned slightly. He believed that he didn't trust the shopkeeper, but Qin Hao. After tasting it carefully, his brows gradually relaxed.

Everyone stared at Du Kang, wanting to see his expression.

"Hehe, Mr. Xing, you misunderstood, this is not the smell of horse urine, although you will have this thought at the first time after drinking it, but you should feel it carefully."

After a while, Du Kang smiled slightly.

Huode Xingjun felt it carefully, smashed his mouth, and then nodded.

"It's true. It tasted very bad when I first drank it, but now that I think about it carefully, there is indeed a special fragrance, which is worth aftertaste!"

When everyone heard this, they looked skeptical, you two old men are very bad.

You don't want to trick us into drinking it, do you?

(To be continued)

Chapter 313 Special Clothing

Seeing Huode Xingjun and Du Kang taking a sip, the other gods couldn't help it. The smell of beer was indeed a bit strange, but these two were also gods. If it was an ordinary thing, they Absolutely not.

Opening the beer, many gods tentatively took a sip, all of them frowned, with strange eyes.

Indeed, although they have never drank horse urine, but for some reason, the first sip of this thing just after drinking it actually feels like horse urine. This kind of taste is hard to explain.

A sip of beer, a sip of food, tsk tsk, this is simply a life like a fairy.

Not long after, everyone had almost eaten, and the red wine was ready to drink. Everyone immediately picked up the goblet, shook it unconsciously, and experienced that inexplicable feeling.

Immediately, I took a sip, and suddenly, a sour and sweet taste entered my mouth.

"Well, although this red wine smells like wine, it's not particularly strong!"

Du Kang frowned slightly, pouted and muttered.

"That's true, it's a bit like a drink!"

Shui De Xingjun nodded, he has never had a drink, otherwise, the first thing he thinks of is definitely a drink.

"However, the taste of this wine is hidden in it. You can feel it carefully. It is indeed extraordinary!"

Mr. Huode Xing squinted his eyes and felt it carefully.

Everyone in the world knows that when red wine is drunk, the taste of alcohol is not too strong, and it is far from white wine.

But I have to talk about one problem, that is, the stamina of red wine is particularly strong, especially the red wines from foreign countries, which have full stamina.

The most important thing is that they drank beer before, and that thing was only about ten degrees, and it was nothing to drink from a bottle, but after drinking too much, it was completely different. Now they drank red wine, and soon, The faces of many gods have already turned red.

Everyone's eyes were a little blurred, and after paying a sky-high price for a meal, they wandered back to the heavenly court.

......

"Hehe, it looks like they've already left!"

Chuan Chuan Xiang Hot Pot Restaurant, Jade Emperor looked up and shook his head slightly.

He had already taken a look at this place, and knew what happened to the other people. He had to say that this place was indeed a place for entertainment, and he even lingered a little bit.

"Taibai Jinxing, pay the bill, we should leave too!"

The Jade Emperor winked at Taibai and immediately paid the bill. Although it was not cheap, it was far worse than Huode Xingjun's meal price.

"By the way, I still have some things to discuss with Fellow Daoist Qin, you guys go first!"

After leaving the Chuan Chuan Xiang shop, the Jade Emperor asked Lao Jun and Taibai County to leave, and then wandered around the Yujing Demon City with Qin Hao.

"Hey, it's really a good place, but unfortunately, I have too many things to do, otherwise, I would definitely like to come every day!"

The Jade Emperor looked at the surroundings while walking. This was specially built by Qin Hao, similar to the street lamps in his previous life. The most important thing is that the surrounding lights have various colors, but the distance is far away, so there is no such thing as a ballroom. It feels like a place of fireworks, only the feeling of feasting and feasting.

"Hehe, Your Majesty is the Lord of the Three Realms. If you want to come here, can you come anytime?"

Qin Hao just smiled slightly, he knew that Jade Emperor's position is similar to that of the emperor, but the position is higher, there are many things that cannot be controlled, such as Jade Emperor's younger sister, Yao Ji!

The rules of heaven are set by him, but fate makes people, even he, the Jade Emperor, can't control it. His younger sister actually fell in love with a mortal, and even gave birth to a child. This is challenging the Jade Emperor and provoking Believe in heaven.

If he doesn't punish him, he will make the people of the three realms laugh at him. At that time, what will be the majesty of his Jade Emperor?

So, sometimes, it's not because of a high position that one is awesome, and many things are beyond one's control.

"Hey! You don't understand!"

The Jade Emperor took a deep look at Qin Hao and sighed. The Heavenly Court looks like a solid plate, but the sects are divided into different sects, and most of the people who explain the teachings are taught. Most of the time, he himself does not order at all.

Therefore, Tianting looks awesome, but in fact, there is not much real combat power.

This is also one of the reasons why he did not engage in Buddhism.

"Hehe, let's not talk about this, let's talk about it, those clothes you made in Datang a few days ago are very good!"

The Jade Emperor shook his head, Qin Hao is the disciple of the Tongtian Sage, he will never understand this kind of trouble.

Qin Hao froze for a moment, the clothes made by Datang?

Immediately, as if he remembered something, his expression suddenly became strange.

As for the clothes he got in Datang, there was only one, and that was the clothes for the palace maids. Speaking of which, those maids had already been brought back to Yujing Mountain by him, and they were buying mobile phones now.

"What did His Majesty say?"

Qin Hao glanced at the Jade Emperor strangely. Could it be that the Jade Emperor still has such a hobby?

However, it is also understandable that even if he is the Lord of the Three Realms, he is still a man!

"Ahem, what kind of eyes do you have? I am a decent person!"

The Jade Emperor coughed dryly, but looked around cautiously, and then whispered: "It's the first time I saw such clothes, and I felt that there seemed to be some Taoist rhyme on them, and I wanted to take them back and have some insight. !"

After finishing speaking, even with the Jade Emperor's face, he couldn't help but look a little embarrassed.

"Oh, I got it!"

Qin Hao took a deep look at the Jade Emperor, didn't expect you to be such a person, then smiled slightly, took out a storage ring, and whispered: "Your Majesty, there are ten sets of clothes in different styles, you can take them back and take care of them." Comprehension, but I think if the Queen Mother is added, the effect of comprehension may be even better!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

Little friend, don't you know what it means to see through but not tell through?