Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

Hearing this, Bai Jingjing smiled slightly. In the smile, there was seven points of bitterness, two parts of expectation and one part of helplessness.

After all, a movie is a movie, not real, and she can still tell the difference clearly.

However, as a woman, she also wants a peerless hero who can step on colorful auspicious clouds and come to marry her!

Banana Cave.

At this time, the Bull Demon King's face was a little livid, and he felt a murderous aura, and even a strong evil aura.

"Old cow, you really are a heartless person!"

Behind her, Princess Iron Fan's eyes were cold, especially in the movie, when the Bull Demon King married Fairy Zixia, he actually snatched Princess Iron Fan's plantain fan away.

"Ahem, ma'am, listen to my explanation, it's actually not like this!"

The Bull Demon King's face turned green. He not only felt the murderous aura from his wife, but also the murderous aura from other people.

That's a saint!

The Bull Demon King wants to cry but has no tears. I have provoked someone. I just went to shoot a movie.

"Fake? What does the vixen say?"

Princess Iron Fan's face was icy cold. One sentence directly left the Bull Demon King speechless and dumbfounded.

Are we talking about a problem?

Is this thinking jump too far?

(To be continued)

Chapter 292 Living Area

In the chat forum, there has been an explosion, and someone even directly posted the article "The Farthest Distance in the World" to the forum.

Another wave of heated discussions ushered in.

Because not everyone can look down on Westward Journey, after all, there are still more poor people in this world, but when they read this article, they will be shocked.

How deep is this understanding of love to write such an article?

Everyone felt that Qin Hao must have had an unforgettable love, otherwise he definitely would not have written such a straightforward but shocking article.

Taibai Jinxing: "Who knows who Qin Hao's former lover was? Where is it now?"

However, when I asked this sentence, there was no response, let alone reply, no one knew at all, what was the reply?

Not even a saint, let alone an ordinary god.

Wen Quxing: "Hey, what a painful comprehension, I can't even imagine such an article!"

Wu Quxing: "It's true that this article doesn't use words and sentences like ordinary articles, and it's even very sloppy, but I have to say that this is the most straightforward and shocking article, even for a vulgar person like me. It's blood boiling!"

The article "The Farthest Distance in the World" was affirmative, then negative, and then affirmative again. It can be said that it turned back and forth, but finally became extremely affirmative.

Therefore, with the promotion of this group of people, those who originally looked down on Westward Journey also gritted their teeth and chose to watch it with others.

......

"Hey! In this world, the most disturbing thing is a beautiful misunderstanding!"

In Yujing Mountain, Qin Hao was sitting by the lake, sighing, there were small animals everywhere around him.

"My lord, how did you come up with this article?"

Xiaoqian sat beside her, with a charming body, looking at Qin Hao with a pair of beautiful eyes, full of curiosity and admiration.

Even a group of women around her looked at Qin Hao, everyone's eyes were full of admiration, and they made no secret of their admiration.

For these female ghosts, oh, no, now they can only be called monks, because they have already become immortals, and their bodies can't be owned casually.

For them, Qin Hao is their benefactor and their reborn parents. If there is no Qin Hao, they may still occupy the mansion of Tang Dynasty now, or, if they go far away, the most miserable thing is to be Kill demons and eliminate demons.

And since following Qin Hao, their status has not only improved, ordinary monks and immortals dare not presumptuously when they see them, even their reputation has completely resounded throughout the Three Realms.

This is a life they couldn't imagine before!

Wonderful!

And the person who changed their lives was this talented man in front of them, who not only developed a mobile phone, but also novels and movies, bringing joy to all beings in the three realms!

"Hehe, you are still too young. When you come into contact with those, you will know that maybe it is not a good thing!"

Qin Hao smiled leisurely when he heard this, and shook his head helplessly.

"Although it is said that life is perfect if there is a period of unswerving love until death, but this is a calamity, a calamity of love!"

Qin Hao suddenly remembered his previous life. Although he didn't have any unforgettable love, he did have a few girlfriends. The world where people eat people is more complicated than this world, and the most terrifying thing is the human heart.

When the girls heard this, they all fell into deep thought. Although there were many mature women among them, the women of this era are too conservative in their thinking. They just know that marrying a chicken follows a chicken and a dog follows a dog, unlike Qin Hao's world Be open minded.

Therefore, they seem to understand Qin Hao's words.

Qin Hao looked at them, took out his mobile phone, thought for a moment, and posted a message on his personal page.

"In the rainy night, a hundred ghosts walk around at night, and some people linger among them, and they never get tired of it."

"On a sunny day, the alley is empty with thousands of people, and there are ghosts in it, so I don't know what to do!"

"Yin and Yang are divided into two paths. Humans and ghosts end up in different paths. People know that ghosts are terrifying, and ghosts know that people are poisonous. People are afraid of ghosts three times, and ghosts are seventy percent afraid of people. Thousands of miles of deep seas have bottoms, and people's hearts can't be touched by five inches!"

"Love is precious, but you need to watch people's hearts!"

"This passage is for everyone, I hope everyone likes it!"

After Qin Hao finished publishing, he casually threw his phone aside. In this world, the most indispensable thing is impulsive people. It is inevitable that after watching Westward Journey, he will look for some kind of love that is sworn to each other.

His words are just to remind those people, and also to tell these people around him.

"Ding dong!"

Just after it was released, all the girls rang out in unison. When they looked down, everyone's faces were filled with surprise. They directly understood what Qin Hao meant.

As for those who were discussing in the forum, someone directly saw this passage posted by Qin Hao.

Suddenly, the entire forum fell silent.

Indeed, the more mature a person is, the more he knows that the human heart is the scariest thing in this world. He is smiling on the surface, but secretly, you have no idea what he will do.

At the same time, it also woke up some people, most of them are young people. After watching Westward Journey, they couldn't calm down at all. They wanted to find a Zixia fairy who belonged to them, but after seeing this passage, they instantly calmed down down.

They suddenly thought of a sentence from Supreme Treasure in Journey to the West.

"Love is the biggest arrangement of God!"

......

"Ding dong, congratulations to the host, the karma value has exceeded 300 million, and the living area of ​​the system mall has been opened!"

Yujingshan, the system suddenly sounded.

Qin Hao was stunned for a moment. If it wasn't for the reminder from the system, he might have almost forgotten that there is such a thing in the system mall.

I quickly clicked on the system panel and took a look, only to see that the originally gray living area was now lit up.

After clicking it and taking a look, Qin Hao couldn't laugh or cry.

What the hell is this!

He originally thought that the living area would be some natural and earthly treasures, or some kind of refining material. After all, this is Journey to the West, and these things are basic daily necessities.

But now, he found that he was wrong, big mistake!

The living area literally means that there are a lot of food in it, and they are all ordinary food, for example, Master Kong's convenience, white rabbit toffee, and even chocolate.

Needless to say, the price is so cheap, with a thousand karma value, you can buy a lot of them.

"What the hell, I'm in this mythical world, what's the use of these things?"

Qin Hao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this thing had completely useless functions, but after a closer look, his eyes widened and he was dumbfounded.

(To be continued)

Chapter 293 Recruiting Little Demons

"What the hell is this, Kang Shuaifu? Taibai Rabbit Toffee?"

Qin Hao looked at the things in the system mall with a look of shock.

That's right, the things in the living area are not Master Kong, but Kang Shuaifu!

This couldn't help but make Qin Hao smile bitterly. He suddenly remembered some mountain villages in his previous life, where such things existed.

They are all counterfeit and shoddy products!

"I didn't expect you to be such a system. I thought you were very cold at first!"

Qin Hao's eyes are a little confused, even the system has fake products, what else is real in this world?

"Ding, it's just that the name is different, but both the taste and the taste are much better than the original one. After eating one bowl, I want to eat the second bowl. I can't stop!"

At this time, the system probably also felt embarrassed and explained a sentence.

Qin Hao: "..."

Is not this nonsensical?

He had really heard of one thing, that is, someone ate the instant noodles of the Kangshuaifu brand, and finally concluded that it was indeed more delicious than Master Kong, because there were more additives in it!

Just when Qin Hao was struggling with what this thing could do, suddenly white lights appeared on his body.

Qin Hao's body trembled slightly, only feeling that his brain was clear, and his realm suddenly began to improve.

This is the power of faith!

In just an instant, he was promoted to the late stage of Taiyi Golden Immortal!

"Ding, congratulations to the host, promoted to the late stage of Taiyi Golden Immortal, and the Shangqing Immortal Technique will automatically run and match!"

......

"call!"

After a long while, Qin Hao let out a long breath, and his mood improved a lot. Although the newly opened functions of the system are useless, at least, the Journey to the West is not in vain, the realm has improved, and he has earned a lot of karma points.

"Hey, I just don't know how the Monkey King is doing now!"

The corners of Qin Hao's mouth rose slightly, and he started to smile badly. At first, his purpose was to mess with Monkey King and earn some karma points along the way, but now it seems that the influence of Journey to the West is far greater than he thought.

......

White Tiger Ridge.

At this time, Sun Wukong had already returned, but his face was a little confused, he didn't even dare to look into Bai Jingjing's eyes, and wanted to take out his phone several times to ask Qin Hao if that Fairy Zixia really existed.

But he didn't dare to ask!

Because he was afraid that this person really existed!

Just one Bai Jingjing already made him very confused, let alone one more Fairy Zixia.

"Brother, don't worry, I've never heard the name Zixia Fairy in Heaven!"

Zhu Bajie seemed to see Monkey King's embarrassment, and said quickly.

What he said was the truth, at least he was Marshal Tianpeng, the grandson of the Taishang Laojun, the gods in the sky, and even the Buddhist side, he knew everything about it, but he had never heard of this name.

In other words, even if there is such a person, he can't tell it in front of Bai Jingjing!

"Huh, then I'm relieved!"

Monkey King nodded, but for some reason, deep down in his heart, there was still a faint sense of loss.

"Wukong, I think it's better for you to ask Master Qin!"

At this time, Tang Sanzang came over with complicated eyes: "According to my understanding, although some of Qin's benefactor's movies and novels are fake, some are true, half-truths and half-fakes!"

"Then what do you mean, master, you are also very nagging?"

Sun Wukong squinted at Tang Sanzang.