Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

In Baihuling, Tang Sanzang and his party stared wide-eyed. It was unimaginable for this kind of plot.

Even the Bone Demon looked at Tang Sanzang with strange eyes. Unexpectedly, Tang Sanzang, who looked handsome, was actually such a person.

Legend has it that some of the movies Qin Hao filmed happened in real life, such as A Chinese Ghost Story and The Devil Child, and this Tang Sanzang...

The bone spirit's eyes suddenly became more complicated.

Zhu Bajie came back to his senses, looked at Tang Sanzang, and then at Sun Wukong, his eyes were a little strange, the master was actually called Guanyin, sister of Guanyin?Why has he never heard of it?

Or, is this a personal nickname?

Tang Sanzang ignored him at all, just looked at Monkey King quietly.

"As a teacher, I just want to know, who is the Bull Demon King?"

"My sworn brother!"

Tang Sanzang's expression changed, and he became a little ugly: "Wukong, the monks are merciful, or..."

I paused at this point, and didn't know what to say for a while, because Monkey King himself is a demon!

On Lingshan, Avalokitesvara watched with no expression on her face. Even though she felt the vague eyes of many Buddhas, she was still unmoved.

Now she only wants the buddhist mobile phone to appear as soon as possible and completely crush Qin Hao.

After all, she is also one of the great powers of Buddhism, so she was arranged like this?

Sister Guanyin?

What the hell is this?

With the development of the plot, a talkative Tang Sanzang appeared in front of everyone.

What kind of littering will destroy the flowers and plants? If you want it, just say it. If you don't tell me, how do I know you want it?Although you looked at me sincerely, you still have to tell me that you want it!

Sun Wukong's face was ashen, and he had a splitting headache.

"I rely on!"

With a loud cry, Tang Sanzang was knocked down with a punch.

Not to mention Monkey King, even the beings in the Three Realms who watched the movie felt headaches.

It was like countless mosquitoes buzzing non-stop around my ears.

In the picture, Avalokitesvara uses a jade bottle to capture Monkey King and wants to beat him to death, but Tang Sanzang stops him.

"If I don't eliminate this evil obstacle, I won't be able to explain to the Buddha!"

"Sister Guanyin and Tathagata Buddha, please tell me, the poor monk is willing to exchange his life for another life!"

After Tang Sanzang finished speaking, he sat cross-legged and chanted a Buddha's name. The Zen staff flew directly into the sky and pierced down from the top of his head.

The faces of the people in the three realms who were still laughing suddenly became quiet when they saw this scene.

No one expected that things would develop to this point.

Tang Sanzang stared blankly at Baihuling, his heart was extremely shocked, even, a question arose in his heart, Wukong escorted him all the way, but if Wukong was helpless, would he be able to sacrifice his life? Die, to save Monkey King?

This is an unanswered question because it didn't happen!

"Well, although this monk chatters a bit, his character is very good!"

Zhu Bajie murmured in a low voice, his small eyes were full of shock.

Tang Sanzang turned his head to look at Monkey King, and said calmly: "Actually, you can be a teacher!"

"Hey, I think, this opportunity is not too far away!"

Sun Wukong grinned immediately, but he remembered the agreement with Qin Hao, when he arrived at Lingshan, the world would definitely be turned upside down!

(To be continued)

Chapter 286 Goku's Wife

A woman in black gauze rode a horse and came to Wuyue Mountain to stay.

This woman is Chun Thirty Niang.

And what Zhizunbao and many bandits did made everyone laugh.

The dumb who is on guard, the blind who is peeking at the bath, and the Supreme Treasure who is trampled by innocent people.

......

Tianting, Jade Emperor was in a good mood watching the movie. It was the first time he had seen such a funny movie. However, what made him a little puzzled was that it didn't fit Qin Hao's style!

Isn't that guy Qin Hao good at tragedy?

Reading novels, reading A Chinese Ghost Story, they all end in tragedies, and even the birth of the devil boy can be regarded as a tragedy.

And this movie is so funny?

"It shouldn't be, it shouldn't be at all!"

Don't say that the Jade Emperor was puzzled, even those powerful men were also a little puzzled, this is not Qin Hao's routine at all.

Could it be that he has changed course now?

......

As the plot continued, Bai Jingjing came looking for her. Zhizunbao fell in love with Bai Jingjing's beauty at first sight, and dressed up carefully to attract Bai Jingjing's attention.

The starry sky was bright, and Bai Jingjing was sitting alone in the courtyard, holding a jade pendant in her hand, her eyes were a little dull, as if she had returned to a thousand years ago.

In the Water Curtain Cave, Bai Jingjing has a pretty figure and a pretty face.

"Sun Wukong, get out of here, you stinky monkey, you said you would marry me, and you made me wait for hundreds of years in vain!"

"My great king said that if someone named Bai girl comes, I will give this thing to her and explain to her. Thank you for the kindness of Bai girl, he is not blessed to accept it!"

Bai Jingjing grabbed what the old monkey threw out, it was a fish-shaped jade pendant.

The subsequent plot was even more dumbfounding. Bai Jingjing showed her real body and asked the bandit to look for a person with a mole on the sole of her foot.

......

Baihuling, the atmosphere here is a bit weird at this time, the master and apprentice are sitting silently, looking at the pretty woman in the gazebo without any trace of eyes.

Bai Jingjing's real body is Bone Demon!

And beside them is the bone spirit!

"Brother Monkey, I didn't expect you to have such a..."

Zhu Bajie looked at Bone Demon, and then at Monkey King, his small eyes were full of gossip.

Not to mention him, even Tang Sanzang and Sha Wujing looked at Monkey King with strange expressions.

"No wonder Qin Hao's benefactor said, Wukong, you have a relationship with Bai benefactor!"

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together, with a complex expression on his face.

While watching Monkey King, he looked confused, even a little dazed, did he really have such an experience?

why i don't know

However, when he looked at Bone Demon again, his heart trembled violently.

"Well, what's your name?"

After hesitating for a moment, Sun Wukong asked slowly.

However, the White Bone Demon didn't answer. On his exquisite face, he was also full of bewilderment, a little shy, but more angry.

"Since when did I like Sun Wukong? If all beings in the three realms know that I was abandoned by this guy, how will I behave in the future?"

Hearing Monkey King's words, Bone Essence subconsciously glanced at Monkey King. For some reason, she suddenly felt that this monkey is very handsome!

It fits the handsome image of Yaozu very well!

"My name is...Bai Jingjing!"

"boom!"

Hearing this, Monkey King staggered and almost fell to the ground. He looked at the pretty woman opposite with a shocked face, and even his mind went blank.

Bai Jingjing?

This woman, Bone Demon, is actually called Bai Jingjing?

Doesn't that mean... Brother Qin Hao is not fooling him?But is it true?

After all, most of Qin Hao's movies are adapted from real stories. Many people know this, but why don't I remember it?

"This is impossible, this is simply impossible!"

Sun Wukong's face was in a trance, and when he stepped on his foot, his body disappeared immediately.

"You...do you want to abandon me again?"

Seeing Monkey King leaving, Bai Jingjing felt a slight pain in her heart for some reason, and subconsciously called out.

Perhaps, the sense of substitution in Journey to the West is too deep, which caused the two of them to be confused. Who can tell the difference between the real and the fake?

Sun Wukong's body paused slightly, and then it turned into a rainbow and disappeared.

"Ahem, Miss Bai, don't be sad. My senior brother is not that kind of person. Maybe he just can't think about it for a while and can't accept it. When he comes back, I will try to persuade him!"

Zhu Bajie quickly comforted him, he is also a veteran in the field of love, so naturally he was able to catch him.

"Although I believe in Buddhism, I have to say that Senior Brother didn't handle this matter very well!"

Monk Sha stroked his bald head and said in a daze.

But Tang Sanzang's mood is a bit complicated, they are monks and don't look for women, that's right.

But after all, Sun Wukong is still a monster, and he is looking for a woman, and it is fate hundreds of years ago. As a master, he can't bear to break it up!

......

In the chaos, Wa Palace.

Nuwa's exquisite face was a little weird, she really didn't know that Monkey King had such an experience.

Speaking of which, Sun Wukong is also her child.

After all, she was the one who threw out the Sky-Mending Stone casually, and the reason why Monkey King went on a journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures was also very beneficial to him.

"Your Majesty, this Bai Jingjing..."

On the side, Caifeng was about to say something with a smile on her face. Seriously, Bai Jingjing could be regarded as Nuwa's daughter-in-law.

"Cough cough!"

Nuwa coughed dryly and interrupted quickly.

......

All the beings in the three realms had weird expressions on their faces. Unexpectedly, that monkey with no emotion turned out to be a man with a wife?

As the plot continued, Patriarch Bodhi appeared to help Zhizunbao deal with Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing, but failed because of the soul-shifting method of the second master.

In order to save Zhizunbao, Bai Jingjing fought with Chunsanniang. Although she injured Sansanniang, she was also poisoned.

But at this moment, the Bull Demon King came with a strong wind, and after a fight, the Bull Demon King was also a demon king, and the top figures in this world, the second daughter was naturally defeated, so they hid Zhizunbao and the second master into Pansi inside the hole.

Earth Immortal World, Banana Cave.

The Bull Demon King and his family are watching a movie. After all, there is also the Bull Demon King.

Seeing the Bull Demon King's domineering appearance, the Bull Demon King's eyes lit up immediately, and he smiled proudly at Princess Iron Fan.

"How is it? Isn't your husband particularly handsome?"

"Humph!"

Princess Iron Fan snorted suddenly, a cold light flickered in her beautiful eyes.

"Why is there no me here? Could it be that your wife is someone else in this movie?"

Hearing this, the Bull Demon King's expression changed immediately, thinking of the next plot, the chief executive trembled slightly, and quickly apologized: "Ma'am, this is all fake, it's just fake, don't take it seriously!"

(To be continued)