Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang Author: Little Panda

Qin Hao traveled westward with the system and opened a magical bookstore.There are all kinds of novels, movies, games, mobile phones, and computers in the store.

Avalokitesvara: "Buddha, Monkey King is crazy, what did he say that I can't cover my eyes again this day, he has brought all kinds of demon kings to attack the foot of Lingshan Mountain!"

Tathagata: "Jade Emperor, it is God's will for Buddhism to travel eastward, why destroy the way to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

Jade Emperor: "(Buddha is Tao) Haven't you heard of it?" Ordinary people: "Fahai Fahai, you don't understand love, Leifeng Pagoda will fall!"

When the cowherd is going to be the first son-in-law of the Three Realms, when Xiaotiangou claims to be the black emperor and wants to accept the seven fairies as his favor, when Tang Sanzang is worried about mobile phone bills...

"Quick, help me up quickly, I can still fight! I want to be the king!" The internet-addicted teenager Hong Haier collapsed on the ground, as if he was epileptic, but his bloodshot eyes were fixed on the computer.Addictive to reading, too deeply involved in movies, games and movies poison the three worlds, and the world of Journey to the West is completely chaotic.

Chapter 1

"Get out, get out, you're the only one who wants to sell books, I think you've had too much to drink?"

"Damn, why do I want to be able to cover my eyes again this day, what to write, disrespecting the gods, disrespecting the heaven and the earth, I don't know what to say! As long as you have a peanut, you won't be able to drink like this."

The obese shopkeeper of the bookstore cast a contemptuous glance at the young man who was pushed to the ground, gave a yell, and turned to enter the bookstore.

The passers-by around saw the appearance of the young man, wearing a robe that had been washed to whitish, and immediately shook their heads. This kind of thing has happened to them quite often. Every day, there are poor scholars who want to write some legendary stories to supplement their families, and even fantasize about a big fire. Buy it, be a rich man, a great writer!

But those who can write legendary stories in the current dynasty are all contemporary masters!

As for the others?Just think about it.

Qin Hao sat on the ground, looking around in a daze, everything here is so strange, antique buildings, carriages passing by, everyone is wearing long robes, even the women are wearing Luoxiu long skirts.

This is the ancient, famous Tang Dynasty!

Tang Huang, the era of Li Shimin!

Even after traveling here for three days, I still can't get back to my senses.

Qin Hao stood up helplessly, and an interface that only he could see appeared in front of him.

Host: Qin Hao.

Novice task: "Write a story that shocks 10 people."

Reward: "Sage One Strike Card! Can release Saint One Strike!"

Note: "Are you confused for the first time travel? Don't be afraid, the skills to sweep everything are here, do you want to love it or not!"

Qin Hao looked at the system task, and this saint hit the card, which made him a little confused. He was in ancient times, which saint was this saint referring to?

However, it didn't take long for Qin Hao to give up. It's useless to guess anyway, because he can't get it at all!

"This... is really too difficult! It's hell difficulty at the beginning!"

Qin Hao sighed deeply, feeling powerless for a while.

Because the book he held in his hand was the number one divine book on the Internet in his previous life.In order to complete the system task, I wrote it for three days and two nights. I don’t know how many brain cells died, so I finally finished writing with some guesswork.But when it gets here, it becomes waste paper, which is not easy to use at all, and people don't recognize it at all.

So, how to accomplish this task?There is no way at all!The kind that has no tricks at all!

Maybe, he might become a disgrace to the traversers!

It was hard to die by the system's first novice task!

While Qin Hao was thinking about where to go, the crowd around him became commotion.

"Hurry up, the Water and Land Ceremony is about to begin!"

"I heard that the emperor has invited Master Xuanzang to preside over this Dharma meeting!"

"Master Xuanzang is an eminent monk of our Tang Dynasty!"

Qin Hao looked at the excited crowd around him and listened to their conversation, and suddenly his brain buzzed.

I even felt as if I had entered a certain state, but I couldn't hear a word of other people's words, and only the name "Xuanzang" echoed in my mind.

Xuanzang?Tang Sanzang?

Land and water law meeting?

Fog grass!

No way?I can't!

After a while, Qin Hao came back to his senses, his heart trembling. He thought he had traveled through the ancient Tang Dynasty, but now it seems that something is wrong!

He settled down and followed the crowd, he wanted to verify some facts.

If it is as I guessed, then this world...

Soon, Qin Hao saw a high platform in front of him from a distance. Sitting on it was a monk wearing a simple monk's robe. He had a handsome face, his eyes were slightly closed, and he seemed to be chanting something. It's too loud, you can't hear it at all.

Not far from the high platform, sitting is a middle-aged man, wearing a sky-reaching crown and a golden five-clawed dragon robe, imposing and majestic.

It was Tang Taizong Li Shimin!

And all around are soldiers and generals with cold faces in armor.

"Boom!"

A bell rang, resounding all around, and there was silence all around.

The Land and Water Ceremony has officially begun!

(To be continued)

Chapter 2 Journey to the West

Qin Hao's eyes were complicated, and he stared closely at the monk on the high platform. If he was right, this monk should be Chen Xuanzang, that is, the famous Tang Sanzang who could live forever after eating!

"Don't be Journey to the West, don't be Journey to the West!"

Qin Hao prayed frantically in his heart, and the book in his hand was slightly deformed due to too much force.

If it was in the ancient Tang Dynasty, maybe by virtue of his advanced thinking, he could become a small rich man at worst, not to mention being in the imperial court, on the premise of not being able to complete the system tasks.

But if it's Journey to the West, then it's cheating!

Journey to the West!

Earth immortals are not as good as dogs, great gods walk everywhere, and the era of demons ravaging!

How could my small body withstand such cruel torture?

However, at this time, he understood which saint the Saint Strike rewarded by the mission was referring to.

But it's a fart!

Even if he completes the task and has a sage blow, this is not the capital for him to settle down. After all, it is just a blow. What happens after the blow?

Only cool!

Time passed by every minute and every second, because it was too hot, Qin Hao's forehead was covered with sweat, and in this trance, a voice seemed to come from his ear.

"Then monk, you can only talk about the 'Hinayana teaching method', but can you talk about the 'Mahayana teaching method'?"

Second Olympic!

Qin Hao cursed angrily in his heart, and his whole body seemed to be poured down by a basin of cold water, from head to toe.

This classic opening dialogue is so familiar that it can't be more familiar, and it has even become a household name.

Looking up, Qin Hao felt that he was about to faint, and saw not far in front of him, an old monk with long eyebrows in a gray monk robe, who was seriously questioning Xuan on the high platform. Master Zang, and a young monk followed behind him.

This familiar combination!

Mucha boy, Avalokitesvara!

Absolutely did not run away!

This is really Journey to the West!

Qin Hao's mind was blank, buzzing, so immortal, why did he travel through this world?

This is so hard to imagine!

It is true that this world can become immortals and ancestors, and live the same life as the sky, but it is accompanied by the danger of death at any time, especially for a small person like him who has no strength, no background, and no background, it is estimated that he will be cannon fodder None of the qualifications!

Qin Hao thought about it, and suddenly his face changed, because he seemed to be a criminal!

Will a traverser be noticed by the Great God?

This is a very serious question.

Qin Hao's body trembled, and he subconsciously wanted to turn around and leave.

After all, this is the start of Journey to the West, and there will definitely be many great gods paying attention, and if his identity is exposed, then what awaits him will be a disaster!

But at this moment, one was inattentive, and the book in his hand fell to the ground.

Looking at the books on the ground, Qin Hao just wanted to bend down to pick them up, but the next moment his movements stopped abruptly, his face twitched slightly, and cold sweat instantly spread all over his body.

During this flash, he thought of one thing.

This matter may, probably, be second only to Heihu!

Because it is written in this book, but Wukong Biography!

The Journey to the West incident has only just begun, but it is written in my own book. Moreover, every word and deed in the book is full of provocation and rejection of Buddhism, which is basically similar to a reactionary book!

If anyone finds out...

After all, this is the age of mythology, and under the consciousness of immortals, there is nothing to hide!

Qin Hao's face was ugly. He was in an embarrassing situation. Should he pick up this book or not?

this is a problem!

"Ding, congratulations to the host's story that shocked the clairvoyant!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host's story for shocking Mucha boy!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host's story for shocking Avalokitesvara!"

"Ding......"

"Ding, congratulations to the host, the task is completed, the reward: the saint hits the card for automatic storage."

Task announcement: "In order to accumulate popularity and fame, please continue to write a story that shocks 10 people!"

Reward: "Human Immortal Cultivation Card! After using it, you will immediately have Human Immortal Cultivation!"

Note: "The future is bumpy, are you apprehensive as the host? Don't be cowardly, keep your faith, just do it!"

Qin Hao: "???"

(To be continued)

Chapter 3 Shock God

If I want this day, I can no longer cover my eyes; if I want this land, I can no longer hide my heart.I want all living beings to understand what I mean, and I want all Buddhas to disappear in smoke! ! !

If I become a Buddha, there will be no demons in the world. If I become a demon, what will Buddha do to me?

If the sky crushes me, split the sky; if the earth holds me, crush the earth.

Domineering and arrogant words are engraved in the biography of Wukong.

Every word is full of disdain and indignation towards Buddhism and even the way of heaven!

All the great gods who were watching the progress of Journey to the West turned their attention to the book Wukong Biography.

Then, the Void Divine Sense fluctuated violently, and even the masters of these Divine Senses were shocked, and their eyes were full of horror.

This......

"hiss!"