"Look at you, you look pretty, but your mind is so vicious, fuck things!"
"I am honored to tell you now that you will completely die on the Internet!"
At this time, a voice came from the keyboard system, "Ding, the hatred value has reached 1000 points!"
"May I ask if you want to exchange for the bronze treasure chest?"
Sheng Chu wiped his hands immediately, "Nonsense, why don't you open it for me?"
"The bronze treasure chest has been exchanged for you!"
"Successfully opened the bronze treasure chest and received rewards: million-dollar bank card, 50% shares of Tiantian Factory!"
After seeing this reward, Sheng Chu blushed with joy, "Damn it!!"
"This shit, just type a few words, and you can get a few million?"
"And the shares of this factory where I am!"
"Now, I don't have to face being scolded every day and leave an hour early, and I don't have to go to work at all!"
He rubbed his hands excitedly, touched his pocket, and sure enough, there was a brand new bank card.
Dancing with joy, he immediately ran to the ATM of the nearby bank. After seeing the balance, he was so excited that he almost fainted.
"Buy a computer!"
"The latest one, a high-end Martian computer with a cost of 6 yuan!"
"I also want to buy the latest Shenmo mobile phone 20PLUS!"
He immediately went to the online shopping platform to buy mobile phones and computers. In the blink of an eye, the bank card balance dropped by a full [-]!
But he didn't feel distressed at all. Seeing the large series of 9s, he rubbed his hands together, continued to pick up his phone, opened the short video, and began to preach on the keyboard!
Before he could find it, someone replied to the previous comments.
"Damn! Fuck! Fuck! It's the first time I've seen a moral kidnapping so fresh and refined! It's amazing!"
"Could it be that Your Excellency is the legendary 'Heaven didn't give birth to me as a keyboard man, my spray path is like a long night! Key to it!'?"
"Damn it! It's my first time being a human being. Why should I wait for you to escape for half an hour? There are also countless phone explosions? You can be directly arrested by demons and spirits. The court will sue you for illegal harassment, okay?"
"According to a certain article of the "Domestic Public Security Management Punishment Law", if this kind of harassment affects normal life, it will be detained for at least 5 days! If it is more severe, the half-month package will not run away!"
Sheng Chu was immediately amused, "If you have the guts, you can sue? Other riders have a thick back. Believe it or not, he blocks your gate and makes you worry all day long?"
"Then congratulations, you got a one-month package again!"
Sheng Chu, "..."
What am I?
I am a dignified keyboard man, but I was tricked by an unknown little thing?
"Are you the pet dog of this **** woman? Are you talking for her everywhere? Is your brain flooded, or is it crazy?"
"You love to lick her so much, why don't you go to her house and give her a lick? You forced Lai Lai on this short video, I really thought she could see your loyalty, didn't you?"
"**thing!"
"You care so much about this woman, do your parents know?"
"If they knew, they would be so angry that they would vomit blood for three liters and then disappear with a kick. Your parents didn't know how to be grateful for giving birth to you and raised you for so many years, and even went to the Internet to force Lai Lai."
This time!
In Sheng Chu's mind, the prompt sound from the keyboard system finally sounded again, "Ding!"
"Your current hatred value is 50000, may I ask..."
"What the hell, I'm going to do a big job tonight, I'll kill you to [-] points, and try to get the platinum treasure chest!"
Before the keyboard system could ask, Sheng Chu rolled up his sleeves and started spraying in various short videos.
But soon, the short video official gave him a perfect ten-year package on the grounds that he was spreading bad information and suspected of maliciously disturbing the order of the Internet.
"What!"
"A group of **short video management!"
"I*******!"
Sheng Chu cursed angrily for a full 10 minutes, then picked up his phone again, and began to use his invincible potential on other social platforms!
A small bronze treasure chest gave him so much money, if it was the platinum treasure chest... Hiss!
I feel excited just thinking about it!
quickly!
He downloaded a social platform called Dabo's platform!
As soon as I went in, I didn't know if it was the system or the assistance of the world consciousness, but I saw a big melon in an instant!
"These women these days are really scary. One of my friends was scared out of the shadows... That woman lived in my friend's house under the pretext of having sex with her. She was provided with all food, drink, and sleep, and also bought clothes for her. My friend's parents treat the girl like a daughter. They eat and do whatever they want, serve them with delicious food and drink, and feel uncomfortable. My friend's mother has a stomachache during the menstrual holiday. My friend's mother works hard to chop ginger Broken brown sugar ginger water boiled on the fire. I thought my friends and parents thought that they could talk about marriage after being together for so long, but the girl saw that she couldn't get along, so she found an excuse to leave. I have pity on me. That friend, being messed up by this, is completely out of the shadows!"
Sheng Chu rubbed his hands together, "Come on!"
"Is your friend a glass heart? A shadow will come out when you touch it like this? I think he could just find a piece of tofu and smash him to death, oh no, he can kill him with a piece of wall! What a f***ing play, such a little psychological bear Is it easy to come out and harm other girls?"
Chapter 267 Xiao Li'er, "Tumble, you are amazing!"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't comment, as soon as he commented, it completely exploded!
"Fuck! F*ck! F*ck!"
"How can I have no culture, I'll go all over the world with one word!"
"Hey, these three views are simply outrageous!"
"Glass heart? How about you, glass? Have you experienced this? Do you know a chicken feather? What are you doing there?"
This big blog has just been released, and many people are watching it.
After seeing Sheng Chu's words, everyone suddenly boiled.
Sheng Chu was immediately overjoyed, he was not afraid that you would not tweet, but he was afraid that you would not see it or ignore it.
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