Su Mu: "Woo..."
August picked up the ancient jade, looked at it again, looked at it again, and then said something that almost broke Su Mu: "I don't know this thing."
Sumu:? ? ?
I stepped on the horse, didn't the prestige merchant say that I just give her the things?
What's the situation now?
Although August is a devil, she looks like a fool now, so her words must be true.
In other words, is the prestige businessman messing with himself?
What the heck, what is he trying to do...
At this time, August suddenly changed his tune and said: "But I am very familiar with this smell, you..."
"I remembered, are you the monkey sent by the old man?"
"Monkey? What monkey?" Su Mu blinked, expressing his doubts.
The old man should be said to be a prestige businessman, but where is the monkey?
Could this monkey be talking about himself?Lao Tzu is obviously a distinguished Apocalypse player, okay?
You are the monkey, and your whole family are monkeys!
At this time, August's name actually turned white, and then she smiled and showed two small canine teeth, and said, "Monkey, you are the old man's friend, so that is August's friend."
"I'm just cooking, I invite you to eat meat!"
Su Mu: "Uh, no need, I'm not hungry..."
"No, you're hungry."
"I'm not hungry……"
"You're hungry!"
"I, I'm hungry..."
Seeing that Su Mu agreed, August smiled, showing two rows of white teeth, then grabbed Su Mu's right foot and dragged him directly to his home.
"I can walk by myself! I can walk by myself!"
Su Mu struggled, trying to break free from the seemingly thin claws.
However, he found helplessly that August's hands were more iron than iron tongs. If he struggled too much, he would not be able to break free, and would still feel raw pain...
In desperation, Su Mu could only temporarily choose to give up, letting August drag him along.
And August also said very enthusiastically at this time: "You're welcome, you don't have to go, I'll just come..."
"Thank you, thank you..."
Su Mu took out a bottle of qi and blood recovery potion, lay down on the ground, and drank it.
With only 1 point of qi and blood left, it began to recover slowly...
"Boom!"
When passing the gate, Su Mu's head hit the threshold hard.
pain!
But I couldn't refuse August's enthusiasm, let alone let it down.
August love...
……
Entering the courtyard, the smell of blood became stronger.
In the middle of the small yard, there is a large chopping board for a long time, similar to the one on the pork shop, with various knife marks and blood stains on it.
At this moment, lying on the chopping board was a donkey that had been chopped into pieces...
It turned out that the song that August sang just now was true.
She's literally killing donkeys.
Well... luckily it's a donkey.
If it is really what Su Mu thinks, he is killing people, and then he will make his own meat buns or something later.
Do you eat it yourself, or don't you eat it?
Although there is no hunger setting for game characters in the world of apocalypse, the restoration of food and taste is also 100%.
That is, you can eat, but you won't feel full or hungry from eating.
But food-induced drunkenness, poisoning, stomach ache, etc., will also have corresponding BUFF and realistic reduction.
"Sit." August pointed to a small stool, then turned and walked towards the donkey.
Su Mu sat down obediently.
It's all here, let's talk about the task after finishing it... After this link, there shouldn't be any big problems later.
It should be, no, there are other cheating things, right?
Not long after, August came over with the best piece of donkey meat and said, "Eat it!"
After she finished speaking, she stuffed a piece into her mouth and started chewing.
Su Mu: "..."
"Sister August, this... this meat is raw."
"Raw? What do you mean?"
August parted her disheveled bangs and said, "Oh, I didn't give birth to this, I killed it, I cut it, eat it."
"Very delicious."
Su Mu: "..."
Here, how do you get out of your mouth?
So Su Mu found some broken wood in the corner of the yard, lit it with a fire amulet, and finally added the piece of donkey meat on it.
Not long after, the smell of barbecue filled the entire small yard.
"Hmm~ It smells so good!" August said with glowing eyes.
The best ingredients often only need the simplest cooking method. For the busy master Su, a plate of delicious fire-roasted donkey meat is enough.
The two ate happily in the yard. After eating, they roasted and ate the whole donkey.
……
"Hi~" August touched her swollen belly, the original vest line had disappeared long ago.
"I'm so full, aren't you full?"
Su Mu: "full full!"
"Then why don't you hiccup? Is your trachea broken? Then let me fix it for you."
After finishing speaking, August picked up a kitchen knife and walked towards Su Mu, her eyes stopped on Su Mu's neck.
"Don't, don't, don't! My trachea is not broken!" Su Mu was so scared that he almost peed.
Is there a problem with the trachea if there is no hiccup?
Besides, you can repair the trachea while riding a horse?
Repair the trachea?
Eldest sister, you have your own real damage, can you take it easy... Be an NPC well, I beg you.
"Is that a broken stomach? Let me fix it for you."
After finishing speaking, August swung the knife at Su Mu's stomach!
Su Mu:! ! !
Be yourself!
Chapter 128 Do You Want To Wash Together?
With a slash, Su Mu jumped back in fright.
Fortunately, August didn't use his strength, this knife didn't hit the sumu, but split the little stool in half!
"Don't run away, I'll fix it for you." August held a kitchen knife and walked towards Su Mu step by step.
And Su Mu has retreated to the corner.
In desperation, Su Mu could only burp at August, and then said, "Miss August, did you hear that? I hiccupped! I just reacted slowly!"
"I didn't hear that." August shook his head.
"Hi~ Did you hear that?"
"It's too light, you're broken, I'll fix it for you." August has already raised the kitchen knife.
Shit... This female butcher clearly wants to chop me up!
I obviously hiccupped, but I insisted on repairing it, Wo Ri...
It's not trying to hack me for what it is.
No, I kicked Lao Tzu to the trigger to save his life with a jio, and I can't cool myself down with the kitchen knife?
Mainly because of real damage, sister.
We, can't stand it...
No, I have to think of a way quickly.
So, Su Mu: "Hi~hih, hiccup! Hiccup!——"
"Listen, did you hear that?"
August was stunned, and the devil would also be in a daze.
Finally, she put down the knife in her hand and murmured: "Well, it feels okay, and then it will be repaired when it breaks."
"Well... we'll talk about it later." Su Mu nodded, the flesh on his face twitching.
……
At this time, August took out that piece of ancient jade again, as if trying to remember something.
Su Mu was quietly waiting beside him...
After a long time, August patted his forehead and said, "I remembered! This piece of ancient jade is mine, thank you for returning it to me."
..., just, that's it?
Think for a long time, that's it?
And just at this moment, the system heard the notification that the task was completed.
The system prompts: "Gong complete [Secret of Ancient Jade], get 100 gold coins, 500 experience points, 2000 Kunlun reputation, and 1 divine jade.
"Intimacy with prestige merchants +10."
"Intimacy with August +5."
Sumu:? ? ?
Let me rub it, is this task so fragrant?
Although the gold coins and experience are pitiful, but there are 2000 points of Kunlun reputation, and a piece of divine jade for nothing?
So fragrant.
And not only gained the intimacy of the prestigious businessman, but also increased the intimacy between himself and Miss August.
You know, no player in the previous life could get close to August!
Not only is there no way to be intimate with August, but she will kill people with a knife just because she doesn't hiccup, how do you do it?
Just tell me, can you brush it?Do you dare to brush it?
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