he came from the void

"This is the thing of that trash guy, he is not here now, we are waiting for him here!"

Kesu pointed at the shed angrily, and he gasped for breath, as if his flat nose wasn't enough to channel his anger.When he spoke, he revealed a mouthful of cavities, which made Kahn even more disgusted with him.

"What is this?" Kahn looked at the small shed and saw something covered with a rainproof cloth. It was about three meters high, and it was definitely not a small object.

"This is what that yordle trash guy used to bully us!" Kesu screamed, as if he was afraid that the thing under the tarpaulin would suddenly come alive and beat him, but Kane didn't feel any life in it. breath.

He walked up to it and lifted a corner of the rainproof cloth, but what was exposed made him startled.

A lump of red semicircular colloid, connected with metal bones and joints.

"Is this some kind of mechanical leg? But why does it look so much like a toilet plug?"

Kahn was about to tear off the tarpaulin completely when he heard a shrill yell from behind.

"Why are you guys again? Don't touch my things! And that purple hair, are you questioning my aesthetics? How dare you say that my Tristy has a pair of toilet plugs?"

Kahn followed the sound and found a little old man with a hood, a cloak on his shoulders, and a hairy face appearing in the square.

He was dragging a small trailer full of all kinds of rags, and was looking at Kahn's group angrily.

Hearing Tristy's name yelled out of the little old man's mouth, Kahn immediately pulled Kaisha away from Kesu's group of kids.

He wasn't afraid of the little old man, on the contrary, he knew the little old man.

"Yes! Master Mage, it's this yordle trash!" Kesu pointed at the little old man and shouted: "Please help me clean him up!"

Hearing that he was being called a yordle trash, the little old man angrily took off his hood, revealing a furry face.

It had razor-sharp cheekbones and ears as large and pointed as a fox.He has a mohawk on his head, orange goggles, and amber pupils that burn like they're about to spew fire.

“小毛孩你给我等着，等我骑上了我心爱的崔丝蒂，我一定把你揍得叫爷爷！”

Angrily, he dropped the handle of the small trolley, raised his chest and walked towards the mech covered by the rainproof cloth.

Although he was unarmed and only as tall as Kesu's waist, these boys didn't dare to go up to stop him, and they didn't know what kind of psychological shadow he had received.

He only dared to cry to Kahn from the side: "My lord, stop him quickly! Don't let him climb the mecha!"

Unexpectedly, Kahn had no intention of making a move at all. He threw back the gold coins he had received before, folded his arms and said, "You issued the commission intentionally without clearly stating the target's strength. If you know that this yordle is riding a mech , I’m not going to accept your entrustment, you want me to do it with just such a small bounty?”

Kahn's back-and-forth made Kesu look stupid. He admitted that he was hiding something, but he didn't need to play it safe before the fight started, right?He can go home later and get money for additional rewards!

Before he could pick up the few gold coins that had fallen at his feet, the yordle had already climbed onto the mecha and started it up, making a tinkling sound.

The rainproof cloth was lifted, revealing a three-meter-high mech.

It was pieced together from a pile of broken copper and iron, its feet were like stilts installed on a toilet plug, and its whole body was full of inferior textures.After starting, it kept shaking and shaking, and made sounds of puff, puff and zi la zi la.

"I want you to taste the taste of burning your butt!"

The yordle sat on the open-air cockpit, turned a joystick, and then the flamethrower on the left arm of the mecha sprayed fan-shaped flames and shook violently.

This time Kesu panicked completely, and before he even had time to pick up the money, he took a group of boys and fled desperately.

Seeing the mechs rumbling past and chasing the fleeing Kesu and the others, Kai'Sa was not afraid at all, but instead looked at Kahn in confusion.

"Kan, why didn't you make a move? This yordle is obviously very weak, and the mecha under him is no more than a level that I can destroy in one round of barrage."

"Because it makes me happy. It's just a bunch of rotten people. I'll get annoyed with them as soon as I meet them. If they want to make a few bucks, they will trick me into doing things. I should let these little villains have a longer memory."

After Kahn finished speaking, he went on to watch the yordle chasing people with his mecha.

And Kai'Sa stared at the mecha intently, trying to understand the function of the mechanical structure, to see what other tricks it could play, and whether it was as vulnerable as she judged.

Chapter 111 Rambo

The clumsy mecha couldn't keep up with the boys, so the yordle pressed a button.

With a violent tremor, the rocket behind the mech flew into the sky, flew to the highest point, and then fell.

The bullies made their way to the archway at the edge of the plaza as rockets rumbled to the ground, spewing flame and plasma, blocking their escape.

A wall of thermostatically burning fire stood between them and the arch, while yordles in their mechas surrounded them on the other side, trapping them in place.

"If you don't make a good apology today, don't even think about leaving!" The sharp-tongued yordle howled in a shrill voice, which usually sounded without any deterrent effect.But now, the flamethrower is still on fire!

As long as it blows out gas, it can burn these boys to death at any time.

"I'm sorry, Master Yordle, I shouldn't call you a trash man." Kesu cried.

"Not this one!" the yordle in the driver's seat yelled immediately, aiming at the electronic harpoon.

"I shouldn't have come back to seek revenge," he said as he leaned into the dust with his body attached.

"What did I say at the beginning?" The pilot was still dissatisfied, because Kesu didn't mention the key point.

"Forgive me, I really don't remember." Kesu was so anxious that he almost knelt down and begged for mercy. Seeing that he was about to be frightened, the yordle shouted:

"I asked you to call me Grandpa! Do you hear that?!"

Kesu was so shocked that he was speechless, and then called out tentatively: "Grandpa?"

"I don't have a grandson like you, get out!"

The rockets gradually went out, and the yordle's mace that controlled the right arm of the machine smashed a hole in the ground. Kesu got up from the dust and fled like hell.

"Do all the yordles like to ride the master mecha?" Kai'Sa couldn't help asking with a straight face after seeing this scene.

"Yordles are all weird, but they all look different."

As soon as Kahn finished speaking, he heard rumbling voices approaching him.

"And you, said that my Tristy has a toilet plug!" The yordle angrily drove the mecha back and walked in front of the two.

"You may have misheard."

"Did you hear wrong? Impossible! My ears are sharp, but you insulted my Tristy! You insulted my wonderful design!"

"I added later that such a design is simply ingenious."

Kaisha gave Kahn a sideways glance, she didn't hear this sentence at all, Kahn was just talking nonsense with his eyes open.

But the yordles were skeptical, and their big furry ears turned into airplane ears because of thinking.

"Really? As long as you admit that my mecha is the best mecha in the world, I will believe you."

"I admit it." Kahn couldn't help laughing, holding back his laughter to prevent it from wafting out.

Seeing that he was enduring the pain, Kaisha said to Jodl, "It's fake."

The yordle blew his beard and stared: "Little sister, do you want me to smash you flat with this mace? Look at the decoration, this is a 100% mace that belongs to the era of ascension!"

Kai'Sa ignored his threats, and said bluntly, "Your mecha is nothing more than a big piece of junk that was cobbled together from the scraps."

"You pissed me off!" The pilot controlled the mech and made a squeaky sound, aiming at Kai'Sa with a harpoon high above, and then shouted: "Do you know who I am? Do you see me?" Have you ever looked up to a yordle?"

"To be honest, this is the first time I've met a yordle." Kai'Sa's indifferent tone caused the other party to misfire.

This made Kahn feel that his language was amazing. If you don't learn good words, you can learn common sayings very quickly.For example, Lord Piltover, Tiaozi, and now the yordle dwarf

But what made him even more strange was Kaisha's attitude. Generally, girls should be overwhelmed by the girl's heart when they see this kind of furry thing, but she showed quite disgusting emotions. Even if the other party's attitude is too arrogant, but At least it's still reasonable

Kahn was obviously acting, playing with the yordle, but Kai'Sa just tore her face off.

This reminded him of a phenomenon that everyone in the human world shouted and beat the yordles, and he didn't know why. Perhaps Kai'Sa's instinctive disgust could explain one or two things.

Speaking of height, the yordle in the driver's seat was furious.

He was poked where it hurt. Even among the generally short yordles, his short stature was extremely glaring, so he was often bullied by his fellow yordles.

That's why he made such a mecha to protect himself and make those people shut up.

"Small man, today is your death day! In order to prevent you from dying inexplicably, I will tell you my name, Rambo! I am Rambo, the strongest mechanized driver in Runeland!"

"just you?"

Kai'Sa's disdainful expression ignited Rambo's anger.

He controlled the mech to swing the mace, but Kaisha immediately pulled Kahn away, completed the transformation in an instant, stepped on the mace and ran to the driver's seat, grabbed the yordle by the neck, and then jumped down.

All this happened in a blink of an eye, and by the time Rambo reacted, he had already been lifted in mid-air, with his feet off the ground!

"Ahh! Let me go! You will regret it!"

No matter how strong the pilot is, he is useless without the mecha. Rambo struggled desperately in Kai'Sa's hands, but because his head was too big, no matter how he moved his hands, he couldn't grasp the claw on the back of his neck.

He was caught by the back of fate's neck, and he could only make strange screams with a shrill voice, impotent and furious.

"Who's the little one now?" Kai'Sa didn't forget to taunt, causing Rambo to rage again: "You stole my lines, this is what I planned to say after I've taught you a lesson!"

Seeing that he had become like this for a while no matter what happened, Kahn simply let himself go.

He climbed into Lambo's beloved mech, stood on the open-air cockpit, and thought about how to fit his butt into the small cockpit.

"Hey! Bastard! Get down quickly, Tristy can't bear the weight of you humans!"

"Oh? Is that so? Tristy, I'm coming in."

Kahn just wanted to experience what it was like to control a mecha. Although Rambo's machine was tattered, it was still a mecha.

He slammed into the cockpit, but accidentally touched some switch, and heard the sound of the rocket going up to the sky behind him!

Watching the rocket turn a corner in the sky, it landed on his beloved mecha, and the pile of rags in the shed that could be pieced together to form a portal home.Rambo immediately shouted in horror: "Use the harpoon to intercept the rocket, it will kill people!!"

But at this critical juncture, Kane not only had no idea of ​​running away, but also slowly groped in the cockpit: "Which button is the harpoon launch? Explain clearly."

This made Lambo collapse on the spot!

Chapter 112 The Witch (First order 1600 plus more)

"It's over. I can't go home."

Just when Rambo was in despair, Kai'Sa behind her took a peek at the rocket in the sky, and the pod fired a round of hovering missiles, which detonated the rocket in the air with great precision, leaving only a pile of burning debris falling like raindrops.

"It's said to be tattered, but that's all." Kai'Sa frowned disdainfully.

He was speechless for a moment, thinking in his heart that you are amazing and you are right, and at the same time silently promised that he would never say that his shooting skills are the limit.

Rambo was relieved for a while, but the next moment his heart was raised in his throat again.

"I remember there was a safety ejector, was it this big red button?"

Kahn's words made Rambo's blood pressure rise sharply, and he begged Kahn sharply not to touch that button, otherwise the whole mecha would explode.

That was his life's work!

Kahn just feigned a shot, of course he would not press the button, seeing that Rambo had learned enough lessons, he jumped out of the cockpit.

He asked Kai'Sa to let go of Rambo, and he didn't know whether it was honesty or intentional, Kai'Sa let go directly, and then the little man fell to the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust.

Rambo groaned, then immediately got up and ran towards the mecha, trying to regain control of the situation.

In fact, staying on it just made him feel safe. He knew that he had no way to deal with Kai'Sa, and it was impossible to control the situation.

"Lambo, I actually know you." Kahn said earnestly, which made Lambert stop.

"You know me? Rambo, the strongest mechanized driver in Runeland!"

This long attributive made Kahn quite speechless. In his eyes, this mech was no different from a toy.

In order to stop him from feeling so good about himself, Kahn uttered a name that Rambo considered taboo.

"Not only do I know you, I also know Tristana." He said, "I also know why your mech is named Tristy."

"Ahhh! Don't say it, don't say it! I can't hear, I can't hear!" Rambo blushed instantly, and couldn't help blushing. Well, there was no sign of blushing on his furry face.

"I warn you, stop talking! Otherwise I will"

"Otherwise what?" Kai'Sa cast a dangerous gaze.

"Otherwise I'll press the automatic ejection device and eject myself!" He yelled shamelessly, he couldn't afford to lose this man.

He wouldn't say that he named the mech Tristy because only Tristana stood up to defend him when he was ridiculed.

"You might want to laugh me to death." Kahn paused, "I don't need to say anything, but you have to do something."

"What do you want to do?" Rambo hugged the mech's foot vigilantly.

"For example, take me to Bandle City for a tour"

"No!" Rambo yelled suddenly: "You humans are not allowed to enter Bandle City!"

"What's the reason?" Kahn crossed his arms and looked down at the little dwarf Rambo.