I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

"It's that serious." Liu Changge nodded: "Believe it or not, if I took a picture of Bai Xiye's words and demeanor to you with my mobile phone just now and put it on the forum, half the Yin-Yang world would be blown up?"

I was stunned for a moment, Liu Changge would not be aimless if he could speak so far, I guess Bai Xiye is really abnormal today.

After thinking about it, I smiled: "The past is over. If you don't love me, why bother? If you can't be clear about being entangled, it will actually hurt Bai Ling'er."

At this time, my phone rang suddenly, and I took it out to see that it belonged to Monk Sanjie.

My heart skipped a beat. When Liu Changge and I went to Yu’s house, Monk Sanjie took the cute little zombie to take care of grandpa. Now he suddenly called. Could it be that something happened to grandpa?

I hurriedly connected to the phone, and as soon as I got through, the Sanjie monk on the other end of the phone howled: "Amitabha, you have answered the phone, come to the hospital quickly, something happened."

When Monk Sanjie was speaking, I vaguely heard the sound of something breaking and someone shouting over there.

Immediately, my face changed drastically, and I hurriedly asked Monk Sanjie what happened, but Monk Sanjie yelled "ah" and hung up the phone.

I became anxious, dragged Liu Changge, rushed out the door, and went straight to the Central Hospital.

When we arrived at the hospital, Liu Changge and I hurried into the elevator. As soon as we got out of the elevator door, we heard a commotion from the other end of the corridor.

When I took a closer look, I saw a large group of noisy people surrounding a ward, and that ward was where my grandfather lived.

"Something really happened!" I was so anxious that I ran over there, squeezed into the crowd, and looked into the ward, and I suddenly lost my composure.

The ward was in a mess, some medical instruments were overturned to the ground, and there was a doctor and two nurses standing at the door, without exception, all three were disheveled, terrified, and their professional clothes were torn to pieces Rotten, the doctor was still shaking with a chair leg in his hand.

And in the ward, I don't know how to describe this scene, it was so exciting!

My grandfather was still weak before, but at this time he suddenly felt like he had been beaten with chicken blood, running around everywhere, and from time to time he had to climb a window, jump on it, and do somersaults.

Monk Sanjie was sweating profusely chasing grandpa to stop him, and the cute little zombie followed Monk Sanjie's buttocks and paced with his little butt twisting, clapping his hands and slapping my grandpa again somersault.

It's not enough to describe this scene with chicken and dog jumping.

This is grandpa flying, grandpa jumping!

Suddenly, my grandfather rushed to the window, grabbed the window with one hand, and put the other hand on his forehead to make a concave shape. He looked like a monkey grandson, and shouted at the same time: "Hey, I am the Buddha Jade Emperor Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva specially appointed to take the Western Sutra." , Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King, Sun Wukong is so handsome!"

I heard that the whole person is not good, just my grandfather's old-fashioned look, no matter what, he is so handsome that he can't touch the scum, I still believe in the simple scum.

As soon as the words fell, the cute little zombie who was following Monk Sanjie clapped his hands and yelled, "Grandpa is amazing, grandpa is mighty, come do a somersault!"

Immediately, I had the urge to grab the cute little zombie and whip his ass, this fart child, it is really not a big deal to watch the excitement.

"Good!" What I didn't expect was that my grandpa actually responded to the cute little zombie's voice, and he jumped into the air and did a somersault. .

"Grandpa did a great job, let's do two more somersaults." The cute little zombie followed suit and applauded.

I immediately became angry. If this torment continues, my grandfather's whole body will be shattered and fractured. I shouted anxiously: "Little boy, if you make a fuss again, I won't give you tomatoes!"

This shout had the effect of shocking the audience, and the whole ward fell silent immediately.

As soon as the Sanjie monk saw me, he immediately chanted Amitabha and collapsed on the sofa panting. On the contrary, when the cute little zombie saw me, his body trembled in fright, stuck out his tongue, and then paced and ran Come to me, laughingly said: "Father, what you saw just now is not real, it's all fantasy, I'm weird, you have to give me tomatoes." He grabbed my right hand like a dog, pressed his chubby face against my back and rubbed it vigorously, and at the same time blinked his big eyes at me.

I'm really losing my temper because of this kid. Damn it, after this kid got out of the soil, he learned more and more.

At this moment, the doctors and nurses in front of me turned their heads and glared at me, and the doctor holding the chair leg held up a stick and scolded me angrily: "You are a family member, right? Your old man is obviously not mentally ill, why did he suddenly behave like this? Did he want to do it on purpose?" Hurry up and smash our hospital? You beat me up and almost ripped off the clothes of these two little nurses. Please tell him to stop quickly. For the sake of this chair, I have already swung up the legs of this chair."

As soon as the voice fell, before I could speak, the grandpa who was squatting on the bed and possing suddenly jumped down, rushed to me, then turned around and slapped the doctor on the face, and then cursed in a high-pitched voice: "Hey, you monster, how dare you challenge my old grandson? Give my old grandson a blow!"

After finishing speaking, my grandpa began to take off his pants...

Chapter 538

When I saw Grandpa taking off his pants, I was so frightened that my skull almost flew up.

Yaya's legs, grandpa is going to do something big today!

The doctor was stupefied by his grandfather's slap, but as soon as his grandfather took off his pants, the doctor immediately came to his senses, clutching his chest with both hands and quickly backed away, panicking, "You, what are you doing?"

Almost at the same time, the two nurses also let out a cry of surprise, covered their eyes with their hands and retreated in unison, but what I didn't expect was that the two young nurses opened their fingers to reveal the position of their eyes, staring straight at him. Grandpa's crotch.

This damn is a bit of a hooligan!

The onlookers in the corridor at the entrance also all exclaimed, and some even cursed at the old pervert.

I was so frightened that I hugged my grandfather in a hurry, grabbed his waistband tightly with my right hand, and shouted: "Grandpa, calm down!"

But grandpa ignored me at all, struggling desperately, pulling his trouser belt with both hands, yelling in a sharp voice: "Hey, if you still dare to block my grandson, then let you give me a stick from my grandson first!"

When I heard this, my hairs stood on end. I am my own grandson, how could you treat me so dirty?

I was almost dying of anxiety, but the cute little zombie next to me was fine. This fart kid clapped his hands and shouted: "Grandpa, come on, come on!"

As soon as the words were finished, Monk Sanjie rushed forward and dragged the cute little zombie back, while covering the eyes of the cute little zombie, he said: "Amitabha, the Buddha said: It's not suitable for children, it's not suitable for children."

The scene suddenly became chaotic.

"Monster, don't let go of my old grandson." In my ear, my grandfather's voice was as thin as a eunuch's, and he was a lunatic, struggling desperately.

I couldn't control it anymore, and hurriedly shouted to Liu Changge who was watching the theater at the door: "Brother Liu, help!"

Liu Changge, who was leaning on the door frame, grinned: "Your grandfather wants you to eat a stick, how dare I stop it? What if he wants to give me a stick, what should I do?"

"Fuck your uncle, what time is it, are you still talking about me?" I cursed anxiously, and just as the words fell, the grandfather in my arms suddenly yelled, and the strength burst out suddenly, so strong that he was going to die, he broke free I bound my hands, threw me a meter away, and fell heavily on the ground.

I fell to the ground with a bang, my whole body was in pain, but I didn’t care about the pain at that time, and I hurriedly struggled to stand up, but before I could stand up, the grandpa at the door suddenly looked at me and smiled: "Monster, eat my grandson!" One stick." As he spoke, his hands were already on the waistband of his trousers.

In the nick of time, suddenly, Liu Changge appeared behind his grandfather, raised his hand and slashed his palm knife on the grandfather's neck with a "bang". The grandfather who was about to take off his pants rolled his eyes, his body softened, and he fell down.

Liu Changge had been prepared for a long time. As soon as his grandfather fell down, he was supported by him.

The noisy ward became quiet all of a sudden. I saw my grandpa passed out, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Thanks to Liu Changge's quick response, otherwise, even if I don't eat grandpa's golden cudgel today, I guess grandpa's integrity will be lost .

"Fengzi, your grandpa has a problem." At this moment, Liu Changge said something to me.

I stood up and rolled my eyes at him: "As far as this situation is concerned, everyone can see that there is a problem."

After finishing speaking, I frowned. With the strength of grandpa, even if he is seriously injured now, it would be very difficult for someone to plot against him. Moreover, during the time before, Grandpa had Sanjie Monk and the cute little zombie by his side. Watching, this makes it more difficult for those who assassinate Grandpa.

In other words, the person who can really use tricks on grandpa and drive grandpa crazy is definitely not an ordinary person.

Thinking about it, a terrifying idea suddenly appeared in my mind. As soon as this idea appeared, my heart suddenly twitched.

I didn't have time to think about it, so I was busy appeasing the doctors, nurses, and people eating melons in the corridor outside, and sent them away, but the doctor was quite responsible, and even checked my grandfather's physical condition before leaving.

However, the results of the examination made him a little puzzled. Grandpa's body had recovered to a large extent, and there was no other abnormality.

I didn't care about the results of the doctor's examination either. It wasn't something wrong with Grandpa himself at all, but someone secretly used methods to deal with Grandpa, which couldn't be detected with the current scientific equipment.

After the doctors and nurses left, I locked the door of the ward, and when I looked back, Liu Changge and Monk Sanjie were surrounding Grandpa to check carefully.

Without exception, both of them were frowning with solemn faces.

"Did you find anything?" I asked.

Liu Changge and Monk Sanjie looked back at me at the same time, then shook their heads, followed by Liu Changge and added: "But it must be the way of people in the industry."

I nodded, walked to Grandpa's side, took Grandpa's hand, and carefully sensed Grandpa's body with the Xuanyin Body, but to my surprise, there was no abnormal breath in Grandpa's body at this time.

The so-called abnormal aura is actually yin qi, monster qi, etc. Even the methods used by people who eat yin and yang will definitely leave some traces in Grandpa's body.

After all, the method of displaying the Yin-Yang Realm is to mobilize the energy of heaven and earth to transform to achieve the desired goal. This energy of heaven and earth can still be sensed carefully in my current state of Xuanyin body.

"Did you find anything?" Liu Changge asked me.

"Nothing abnormal." I shook my head, paused, took a deep breath, and said, "But I have an idea in my mind."

As soon as the words fell, Liu Changge also nodded: "Actually, I also have an idea in my heart."

I smiled bitterly. Liu Changge knew everything about me recently, and my grandfather's reaction just now was too abnormal. As long as you know the situation, you can make a vague guess with a little calculation.

Thinking of this, I turned my head and asked Monk Sanjie: "When we were away, did any suspicious people come in?"

Monk Sanjie lowered his head and pondered. After a few seconds, he shook his head: "After the poor monk received your call, he immediately rushed over with the little zombie. During this period, no suspicious person entered the room."

"That's impossible. Since there is no suspicious person entering, and you and the little zombie are taking care of the whole process, even if there are experts targeting Senior Chen, there is no time gap and opportunity for close contact. It is impossible for Senior Chen to have the situation just now. As soon as the words fell, Liu Changge frowned and retorted.

I shook my head: "No, there is a free time, and even if someone enters, none of us will know."

"what?"

Liu Changge and Monk Sanjie looked at me in astonishment at the same time.

I let out a sigh of relief and said, "We left the hospital after calling Sanjie, that is to say, Grandpa was unattended during the time when Monk Sanjie and the little zombie rushed to the hospital."

"Wow, you really know how to find opportunities!" Liu Changge cursed.

As soon as the words fell, the cute little zombie who had been sitting on the sofa in a daze suddenly said: "Father, I actually know my great-grandfather, why is it like this!"

Chapter 539 Corpse Doll

When I heard the words of the cute little zombie, I was shocked and turned to look at him: "Do you know why?"

Not only me, but even Liu Changge and Monk Sanjie looked at the cute little zombie in astonishment.

The cute little zombie sat on the sofa, shaking his feet, and nodded with a cute face: "Yeah."

Then he pointed to the unconscious grandpa on the hospital bed, and said in a childlike voice, "Grandpa had a power that I was very familiar with just now, but it was so weak."

To suffer!

Suddenly, my heart skipped a beat. The words of the cute little zombie are like a magnifying glass, instantly magnifying the guess in my head countless times.

Subconsciously, I glanced at Liu Changge, his face was as black as carbon, and his brows were even more wrinkled into a word Sichuan.

"Amitabha, if this is the case, the poor monk should understand." Immediately afterwards, the monk Sanjie also clasped his hands together in a dazed look.

I wasn't surprised by Monk Sanjie's words. The cute little zombies have already talked to this point. If they can't react anymore, they must not be in the industry.

What is Cute Baby Zombie?

He is a zombie!

Since it is a zombie, the power he is most familiar with should be corpse energy.

In other words, Grandpa should have corpse aura just now, and his abnormal reaction just now is likely to be charged with a corpse, and with this ability to control grandpa, he would not let Monk Liu Changge Sanjie and I discover corpse aura Master, there is only one person I can think of in my head... Huo Lei Gong!

He is an expert in refining corpses, and he must be the pinnacle of controlling corpses. A boss-level figure of the Four Masters in Sichuan, it is easy to deal with the weak grandpa and hide us juniors at the same time!

At this time, the cute little zombie stood up, walked to the bed, pointed to the bottom of the bed, and said, "Father, can you give me the toy below?"

Under the bed?

I was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly squatted down on the ground to look at the bed board. When I saw it, my whole body went numb.

Under the bed board, Yue Mo happened to be where the pillow was placed, and there was a paper doll stuck to it. The paper doll was glued to the bed board with its limbs spread out, facing the ground.

This paper doll is about the length of a palm, and its whole body is made of paper. Its hands, feet and face are pale, but its body is wearing colorful clothes made of paper.Especially on its face, it was painted with two smears of blush, its mouth turned up into a V shape, and at the corner of its mouth, two fangs were drawn with a red pen, and a pair of eyes were so dark that they were a little pale. Light, in the center of the eyebrows, was even a small red dot.

As soon as I saw this paper doll, I immediately felt a creepy feeling.

At this time, both Liu Changge and Monk Sanjie squatted down, and when they saw the paper doll, they gasped at the same time, and Liu Changge even exclaimed: "Corpse doll, live thunder!"

I'm not surprised at all, things have progressed to this point, if we can't guess who is dealing with Grandpa secretly, then we are really two fools.

Thinking about it, I reached out to remove the paper doll on the bed, but was grabbed by Liu Changge: "I can't move it."

"What?" I was a little surprised, but the monk Sanjie explained: "There is a heavy corpse poison on it."

hiss!

I gasped, and my face changed drastically. If Liu Changge hadn't grabbed me, as soon as my hand touched this paper doll, I would have lost my skin today even if I didn't die.

Corpse poison is actually similar to a virus. If you accidentally touch it, the highly toxic corpse poison can even invade the living body along the pores.

After reacting, I said to the cute little zombie: "Small, take this thing off, it will be your toy from now on."

The three of us really can't touch the corpse doll, but the cute baby zombie is a zombie, and he is still a corpse king who has been lying in the ground for thousands of years. With his level, it is estimated that there is no corpse poison in the Yin and Yang worlds that can harm him .

As soon as the words fell, the cute baby zombie responded with a smile, and got under the bed with his buttocks pouted, reached out and grabbed the corpse doll and pulled it off the bed, just as the corpse baby was pulled by the cute little zombie When it came down, the corpse doll let out a shrill scream.

The scream was extremely ear-piercing, as if the corpse doll was really a living doll.

"Thank you, Father." The cute little zombie crawled out from under the bed while grabbing the corpse doll with a smile on his face, but just as he finished speaking, a thick black light burst out from the corpse doll's body, as if it was splashing ink.

Almost at the same time, the cute baby zombie screamed, threw the corpse doll out, and said to me with a look of astonishment: "Father, it's so hot."

I was startled suddenly, at this moment, the corpse doll that was thrown out suddenly rolled up black light like ink and flew into the air, and the dense black light instantly filled the entire ward.

It was clearly broad daylight, but with the surge of black light, the whole room was as dark as night, and the only thing I could see was the corpse doll floating in the air.