I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

I was stared at by Mr. Yu, and the hairs all over my body stood up, and I could clearly see the black yin energy covering his body, as if it was boiling, and I rolled violently.

"Grandpa!" Yu Shu yelled as soon as he saw Mr. Yu opened his eyes.

I grabbed her and said, "Stand back, this is not your grandpa!"

Yu Shu was stunned for a moment, and the old man on the hospital bed suddenly grinned.

"Hmph... hum..."

This voice actually echoed in the room, like the tip of a needle, desperately piercing into a person's skull.

I couldn't help grinning my teeth, my whole body was enveloped in Yin Qi, and I felt unspeakably comfortable. I was almost scared to death in Kete's current situation!

As for Mr. Yu's current state, if it's really normal, then it's a ghost!

"Hey, I am the descendant of the long-haired Xiaofang of the Zombie Dao. If the evildoer doesn't leave quickly, I will beat you to death!" I gritted my teeth and shouted at the old man Yu who was on the bed.

This is a bit of pretentious shouting, the purpose is to scare away the ghosts of Mr. Yu. In fact, those Taoists who set up altars usually report themselves as soon as they open the altar, and they also want to scare the lonely ghosts around. .

After all, when there is a real fight, if there are lonely ghosts making trouble, it will be troublesome.

I was also in a hurry, just thinking about howling to strengthen my courage.

"Hmph, don't scare me!" The old man Yu on the hospital bed didn't like this at all, he ran towards me with a mouthful of yellow teeth and bit him: "Boy, you are full of yin, so it should be delicious!"

My hair exploded all of a sudden, this girl came here for my Xuanyin body again!

Seeing Mr. Yu biting him, I gritted my teeth, punched him on the chest, and threw this guy on the bed. At the same time, I stared at the edge of the bed with my right foot, and finally broke free from my right hand, because the force was too great. , With this retreat, he slumped on the ground.

"Grandpa!" Seeing Mr. Yu being punched by me, Yu Shu yelled anxiously and rushed towards Mr. Yu.

"Come back!" I yelled in fright, it was too late to stop.

At this moment, a chubby black figure suddenly appeared behind Yu Shu, holding Yu Shu firmly with both hands, it was Wang Dahammer!

I let out a sigh of relief: "Heipang, drag her back!"

Wang Dachui's reaction was fast enough, he grabbed Yushu and dragged him back, Yushu struggled desperately, but her thin arms and legs were no match for Wang Dachui.

At this time, Mr. Yu sat up on the bed, staring straight at me, grinning, his eyes were like a hungry dog ​​looking at Xiang.

Although this metaphor is a bit disgusting, but in the current situation, it is so apt.

I stood up, stretched out my hand and began to untie my belt, and yelled at Mr. Yu, "You're so excited, aren't you? I'll brew you a 17-year-old wine!"

"Hmph! You have the guts! Let's see who dies in the end!" Old Master Yu's complexion suddenly changed, he yelled, fell on the bed with a plop, and passed out again.

The room suddenly became quiet, and the whole room was full of strong Yin Qi.

I stared at Mr. Yu who was unconscious on the bed, the clothes on his back were wet, and he was numb. I was so frightened just now, how can I have a child peeing? I just wanted to scare him, but I didn't expect it to succeed!

"Are you crazy? I asked you to save my grandfather, not to beat him!" At this time, Yushu rushed to me like crazy, and was about to hit me with his fists.

I reached out and grabbed her jade hand, and said coldly, "That wasn't your grandfather just now, if Hei Pang didn't react quickly, you would have been bitten to death!"

When I said this, I was not polite at all. To be honest, I was a little angry with this girl Yu Shu. Her behavior just now was purely courting death.Originally, I had a little affection for this girl before, but now she wants to beat me up indiscriminately. It's no wonder my special mother can give her a good face!

Yushu was also taken aback by my reaction, froze for a moment, and looked at me with red eyes.

It can be seen that this girl still cares about her grandfather very much.

"You two, don't rush to fight." Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Wang Dachui came over to persuade Yushu, and said to Yushu, "Yushu, Fengzi is not to blame for this. Your grandfather has been in a coma for two days. Look at the situation just now." His posture looks like an old man in his seventies?"

Yushu glanced at Wang Dachui, took a deep breath and nodded, and said to me, "Sorry, I was impulsive just now."

I let go of her hand, and said in a deep voice, "You can change the story just now, but since you asked me for help, you have to listen to me for the rest of the matter, otherwise I'll leave this matter immediately!"

With what happened just now, I have to explain this to Yushu first, otherwise I might be tricked by this girl at any time. I have a short life, and I don't want to be tricked to death every minute.

Yu Shu bowed his head and thought for a minute, then said to me: "I can listen to you, but you must promise not to hurt my grandpa."

"I can't guarantee it." As I said that, I walked out, and I didn't bother to talk nonsense with Yu Shu. This supernatural event is inherently dangerous. I am not good enough, and I am playing with my life to help her. Who can guarantee it? Is Mr. Yu safe?

With respect to Mr. Yu's posture just now, this matter has far exceeded my expectations!

"Fengzi, what happened just now?" Wang Dachui followed and asked me.

I frowned tightly and shook my head: "I don't know, it's very evil."

"Are you saying it might be a ghost?" Wang Dachui said.

"No!" I denied his guess. It's not like I haven't seen this ghost's upper body. When Xiao Tingting was on Wang Dahammer's body, I felt it clearly. This point can still be distinguished.

In fact, I also wondered about this matter. The situation of Mr. Yu just now was indeed not a ghost, but his reaction was very similar to that of a ghost, but there was no ghost.

Of course, thanks to the absence of ghosts, otherwise the three of us would probably be in big trouble!

I went back to the living room on the first floor, sat on the sofa and lit a cigarette, hesitated.

At first, I thought it was just a small supernatural event, and I should be able to handle it with my strength, but the situation just now far exceeded my expectations, and I didn't even understand the situation!

If this matter continues to get mixed up, it may be fatal!

But if you don't continue to do it now, will you watch Mr. Yu burp?As far as his situation is concerned, if he continues to be entangled in Yin Qi, he will be finished within three days!

Although what Yu Shu did just now was a bit fucked up, but at least he saved me the night before, this kindness, no matter what, he has to repay it, right?

Thinking about it, I took out my mobile phone and called Liu Changge. As soon as the call was connected, before I could speak, I heard a girl's voices of varying heights.

As an old driver, my mother-in-law was furious in an instant, why is this guy asking for sex again?

"Fuck off, I'm not free!" Liu Changge's scolding came from the other end of the phone.

I resisted the urge to curse back, and said, "Brother Liu, I have a business talk, do you want to take it?"

Chapter 50 Offended the ghost

"Business?" Liu Changge said, "Wait for me, I'm exorcising evil spirits."

Smelly shameless!The corner of my mouth twitched.

Immediately afterwards, the calls of Liu Changge and the girl rang out on the phone, as well as bursts of exciting crashing sounds.

Seeing my ugly face, Wang Dachui on the side leaned over and asked, "What's the matter?"

I didn't say a word, and brought the phone to his ear. When this guy heard it, his eyes immediately became straight: "Fuck, live broadcast! Can you open the video?"

"Fuck you, uncle." I cursed and was about to get my phone back, but this guy snatched it from me and ran into the toilet.

I'm so fast that I can't even stop him, this bastard, why didn't he kill himself?

At this time, Yu Shu also went downstairs, sat on the sofa next to me, looked at me, and said, "Chen Feng, I'm sorry for what happened just now, I just care too much about Grandpa."

I glanced at her and said, "It's okay, I've already invited someone to come."

"Invite someone?" Yu Shu was taken aback for a moment.

I exhaled a puff of smoke ring and said, "An expert, I have already said that I have no skills."

It's a bit embarrassing to say this, but I don't need to hold on at this time.

I don't even understand what the situation is, and I really can't think of any other way except to ask Liu Changge, a professional Taoist priest, to come and help.

Otherwise, let me deal with that ghost. The yin energy floating in Mr. Yu's room is much stronger than that of Xiao Tingting and Zhou Xiaoqing. That ghost is definitely not a good person, so let me fight hard. How can I die? I don't know!

"Yeah." Yu Shu responded, lowered her head and did not speak.

Because of what happened just now, neither of us spoke, we just sat in the living room. After about 5 minutes, Wang Dahui suddenly heard a long roar from the toilet.

I know, Hei Pang finished his work, and then saw the toilet door open, and Wang Dahammer came out with a blushing face, holding his mobile phone and smiling, "Shu Tan!"

"What?" Yu Shu was stunned for a moment, and I hurriedly explained: "Heipang is constipated, I guess he finally pulled it out, so he feels comfortable."

After finishing speaking, I began to admire my own wit. If Yu Shu knew that Wang Dachui was masturbating in her bathroom, I would probably be able to directly castrate Wang Dachui!

"Fengzi, return it to you." Wang Dachui threw the phone to me, "They're done too."

I gave Wang Dahammer a hard look, then picked up the phone and said, "Hi, Brother Liu."

"Well, I just finished exorcism, and I'm exhausted." Liu Changge said, "What business did you just say?"

I have black lines on my forehead, numbness, shameless ability to lie, I admire Liu Changge!

"A big order of 10 yuan." I said.

"Look at your prospects, the order of 10 yuan, all right, tell me the location, and I'll come right away." Liu Changge scorned me.

I didn't bother to care about it, so I told Liu Changge the address of Yushu's house, and hung up the phone.

After waiting for an hour, Liu Changge finally came. This guy was still wearing a black suit and a pair of sunglasses. He walked in with a cool and crazy look. I don’t know, I thought he was a movie star. .

"This is..." Yu Shu stood up and looked at me with a frown.

"This is Liu Changge, a Taoist priest of Shushan, a master with real skills." I explained to her, then led her to meet Liu Changge, and introduced them to them.

This guy Liu Changge was still wearing sunglasses for comparison, but when he saw Yu Shu, he immediately took off his sunglasses and showed a wicked smile, took out his phone and said, "Beauty, add a WeChat?"

It hurts me to watch from the side, but judging by Liu Changge's coherent movements, this bastard must have done the same thing a lot!

Yu Shu was stunned by Liu Changge's actions, blushing and didn't know what to do for a while.

Seeing the awkward atmosphere, I coughed twice and said, "Brother Liu, let's get down to business first, shall we?"

"That's fine." Liu Changge put away his phone and said to me, "Boy, let's talk about it earlier, this time we will split the bill."

"Holy shit, why are you talking so loudly?" Before I could speak, Wang Dahammer roared immediately, and I was also shocked. Liu Changge's distribution ratio is even more ruthless than Zhou Paipi!

"Don't want to? Well, buddy, let's go first." Liu Changge was straightforward enough, put on his sunglasses, turned around and left.

I hurriedly grabbed him: "Okay, just do as you said."

There is no way, who made the buddies weaker?

"Bright!" Liu Changge smiled and put his arms around my shoulders, his ability to turn faces is faster than that of Sichuan opera.

"It's a bit weird that the person is upstairs. It's not a ghost." I led Liu Changge up to the second floor, and at the same time told what happened just now. The guy didn't respond at all. He kept looking at Yu Shu's house, his eyes were bright, and he didn't know what he was looking at.

The four of us arrived at Mr. Yu's room, and the smile on Liu Changge's face disappeared as soon as he saw the yin in the room. Then he looked at Mr. Yu who was unconscious on the bed, and said with a sullen face, "This is not a good thing."

"Brother Liu, what's going on?" I handed Liu Changge a cigarette and asked, "Isn't this a ghost?"

"No." Liu Changge lit a cigarette and exhaled a smoke ring, then turned to look at Yu Shu: "Beauty, has your grandpa done anything wicked recently?"

"What are you talking about?" Yushu immediately looked at Liu Changge angrily, "My grandfather has always kept himself clean and generous."

"Oh." Liu Changge nodded, "It should be an unintentional mistake."

I was completely confused by Liu Changge's words, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Liu, let's not be tricky, just say it, okay?"

"Then let you learn a lot." Liu Changge glanced at me and said, "Master Yu must have offended a ghost. The ghost is killing him, and this ghost is not ordinary!"

"We all know this. Just now, old man Yu went crazy and almost killed Feng Zi." Wang Dahammer said.

"Tsk tsk, you are quite popular in the eyes of ghosts." Liu Changge taunted me, and then said: "According to what you just said, you really look like a ghost, but when I went upstairs just now, I saw the ghosts in the villa. The Fengshui pattern is a life-saving bureau that stores wind and absorbs energy. It is difficult for people who live in it to get sick. It is estimated that they asked an expert to look at it at the beginning.

Moreover, there is also a God of Wealth enshrined on the wall. It seems that the incense ash should be worshiped in the morning and evening. This house with the gods enshrined will naturally be blessed by the gods. Ordinary ghosts cannot enter, let alone the upper body of ghosts. In the situation just now, it should be It was the ghost who knew that someone was going to save Mr. Yu, so he forcibly rushed in with a wave of Yin Qi, trying to stop it. "

As he said that, Liu Changge sighed: "It's also thanks to your good Fengshui and the enshrining of the gods, otherwise the old man would have been possessed by a ghost and died early."

Yu Shu's face suddenly turned pale, and he begged Liu Changge with red eyes: "Master Liu, please save my grandfather."

Liu Changge was about to speak, when suddenly an old man in his fifties with gray hair and wearing a suit entered the room, and said to Yushu, "Miss, the second master invited a Taoist priest to come back to see the old man."

Chapter 51 Grab business!

"Second Master?"

I froze for a moment, who is this guy?

Thinking about it, I looked at Yu Shu, and the girl's face became gloomy, and she muttered, "Why is he here?"

Obviously, Yushu didn't like this second master very much.

I looked puzzled at the old man in a suit in front of me. He is Mr. Yu's housekeeper. He also greeted him when he came in before. I asked him, "Who is this second master?"

"It's the old man's second son, the young lady's second uncle." The old man in the suit explained.

I turned my head to look at Yu Shu: "Since when did your Yu family have a second child?"

It's not that I'm stupid, it's just so strange.