"Don't dare, dare not!" Chen Yu accompanied with a smile, "We are convinced of you, how dare we dare to obey you!"
Ye Qing said: "That's good! Of course, it will be of great benefit for you to follow me. I can play with the one-on-one bosses and furious equipment. At that time, if I have any unnecessary garbage equipment, I can also use it." I can give it all to you!"
When the four shadows heard the words, their eyes lit up!
With Ye Qing's strength, I'm afraid that Molten Heart can really be used solo, and the Black Wing Lair, Naxxramas is not a problem, when the time comes, the best equipment, just click to give it away, it's really a bit small to think about it Excited!
Chapter 741 Three Seasons Rice Confession
Obviously, Fang Brick also thought of this at once.
What does having good equipment mean?
Get stronger!
And if you play games, what is the difference between not being strong and salted fish?
"Boss, can I come together?" Fang Brick asked while licking his face.
"Of course, anyone from the Diobus union can do it." Ye Qing said, "I'm not interested in those junk equipment, you just share it among yourself."
"That's really great!" Fang Brick said.
San Jidao looked at this scene, and suddenly sneered, "Cunning alliance dogs, you guys are so brazen for cheating, it's just stinky and shameless!"
Si Yingying was taken aback. This Sanji Dao was a tribe. Normally speaking, they couldn't understand what the tribe said, but now they could understand it.
"Stupid tribal pig!" Fang Brick said disdainfully, "I've said it all, our boss is a powerful party, so there's no need to cheat."
Ye Qing looked at San Ji Dao, scratched his head and said, "San Ji Dao, if you don't talk, I almost forget you."
Sanji Dao said: "I should not speak."
Ye Qing said: "Three Seasons Rice, get ready to explain your problem!"
San Ji Dao said: "I have nothing to explain!"
Ye Qing said with a half-smile: "San Ji Dao, you are a mere level 60 character, but you can summon a level 80 mount and use the flying technique that only appears in the 70 version, don't you think it's strange? Everyone calls you San Ji Dao is a godly manipulator, killing Xiao Wudi and escaping Wushuang, but I don't know that you use this method!"
"Okay, Sanjidao! I said why I can't catch you every time I start a group, so you are using the flying technique!" Chen Yu angrily scolded Sanjidao, "Sanjidao, what is the difference between you and cheating? "
San Ji Dao looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and said: "You are slandering Chi Guoguo, do you have any proof for slandering me like this? You are all talking nonsense! I, San Ji Dao, fell into your hands today Here, it's not that I'm not good enough, it's just that you guys are cheating!"
Ye Qing smiled and said: "San Ji Dao, you are very stubborn!"
San Jidao snorted coldly and said, "I am an undead. I have nothing but iron bones. Don't say that I have no problems. Even if there are problems, I won't talk about them. Feel free to torture me, if you are afraid of death It's not San Ji Dao!" San Ji Dao said, with a righteous expression on his face, as if he was about to die generously.
"San Ji Dao, you put on such a face, it makes me very embarrassed!" Ye Qing showed a smirk, "Then I will be tortured to serve you!"
Sanjidao sneered and said, "You can serve him with severe torture!" Sanjidao's idea was to simply let Ye Qing kill him, and then revive himself weakly, and then ride away on his mount, wouldn't it be beautiful?
"Chen Yu!" Ye Qing said to Chen Yu, "Can you take a shit?"
Chen Yu's face darkened, and said: "Shit, everyone should know this! Except Pixiu."
Ye Qing said: "Since you know how to shit, I will entrust you with a glorious and arduous task."
Chen Yu had a bad premonition, and asked, "Go and soak some shit, then bring it back and feed it to San Ji Dao. If he doesn't confess, just keep feeding him shit."
Chen Yu looked embarrassed, and said: "This...that..."
The others, except for Sanji Dao, were all holding back their laughter.
"Why, don't you want to?" Ye Qing asked.
"No, it's just that I didn't eat anything today, and I want to shit, so I can't ship." Chen Yu smiled wryly, "There are so many animals in Stranglethorn Valley, I will collect some animal excrement for Sanji Rice to eat, what do you think?"
Ye Qing said: "Is that so? That's fine too! But I want something from a large animal, it's better to get some excrement from an elephant or something, come here! We must make sure that Mr. Sanji Dao eats to his heart's content, so that he can burp when he eats!"
"Okay, President, I'll go find shit right now!" Chen Yu said helplessly.
Although going out to collect poop is a bit indecent, Chen Yu has done the same task. There was a task of collecting bat poop in Razor Heights. Chen Yu was very happy to do it at that time!
And no matter what, collecting poop is better than pulling it yourself!How can one's own reincarnation of the five grains be seen by others?
Just as Chen Yu was looking for shit, San Ji Dao shouted, "Don't, don't, I confess, I confess!"
Chen Yu stopped, turned around, and said to Sanji Dao: "Aren't you very stubborn just now?"
San Jidao said with a black face: "How could I have thought that your president's methods are so disgusting. This game is too simulated. I don't want to taste the taste of poop. Especially your poop!" Three Seasons After that, Rice couldn't help but vomited when she thought of that scene.
"Hmph, if you want to eat, I won't pull it for you!" Chen Yu said arrogantly.
"Tell me, San Ji Dao, what's the matter with you?" Ye Qing asked San Ji Dao.
"Actually, I'm a time traveler!" Sanji Dao announced the big news.
The Four Shadows listened attentively, and Fang Brick had already seen it.
With Ye Qing as the biggest weirdness, San Ji Dao is not weird at all.
"How can you prove that you are a time traveler?" Ye Qing said.
"The next version will be capped at level 70, and the final boss will be Kil'jaeden the Honest of the Burning Legion, and the dungeon location will be at the Highlands of the Sunwell!" San Jidao said, "The next version is called Wrath of the Lich King, which is The cap is at level 80, the final boss is Arthas the Lich King, and the dungeon location is Icecrown. The next version is called Cataclysm, which is capped at level 85, the final boss is Deathwing, and the dungeon location is in the Caverns of Time. I am from the era of level 85. Looking back on that day, I just brushed out invincibility with my good friend. I rouged 100 points, and our friendship has since broken! That day, I was so drunk that I woke up again When I was in Booty Bay in Stranglethorn Vale, I found that I went back to the past, this is the era of level [-], and apart from being able to use flying mounts, I have no other advantages compared to ordinary players."
Chen Yu complained: "The advantage of being able to fly, you are against the sky, okay?"
Ye Qing wondered: "You came back from time travel just to kill the trumpet in Stranglethorn Valley? Are you too unambitious? What's the matter, you have to go to Black Rock Mountain to kill the trumpet?"
San Jidao said: "It's not that I like to kill trumpets, but I can't do without them!"
Ye Qing said: "What's the situation, do you have something hard to hide?"
San Jidao said: "It's not just an unspeakable secret, it's an unspeakable secret! I actually got a system when I traveled through time! I was forced to kill by this system. I must have [-] honors to kill before I can go back..."
Chapter 742 Heavenly Demon and System
system?
Hearing this, Ye Qing was taken aback.
Then Ye Qing sneered.
It's not the first time Ye Qing met the system.
Last time in the Green Snake World, Xu Xian's traverser brought a system, but Ye Qing killed Xu Xian and his system in order to pick up girls and eliminate competitors.
Unexpectedly, another system appeared on Sanjidao.
The system is a product of the demon world, and it is very popular in the heavens and worlds.
Generally, powerful demons will constantly search for suitable objects in the heavens and myriad worlds, and then add some of their own power essence with a trace of true spirit to form a system and tie them to the chosen one.
Systems are weird.
What kind of pretentious face-slapping system is there, as long as the host keeps pretending to be forceful and slapping the face in this system, it can continuously obtain the force of force and make the host continuously become stronger.
What is a big star system, as long as the host continues to develop in the entertainment industry and its popularity continues to increase, the system will continue to become stronger.You can't write songs, can you?The system helps you copy from other worlds!Wouldn't it be a movie, wouldn't it?The system helps you copy from other worlds!Not good at acting, is it?The system directly fills up your acting skills!You're tone deaf, right?The system directly raises your singing skills to the level of the national team.Looks too low, right?The system will directly pinch a charming face for you.
There is also a monster killing system, as long as you are willing to kill monsters, you can gain experience.Even if you kill a chicken, you can upgrade!And upgrade, you can gain strength!After many hosts got this system, they were really frenzied, even the ant nests on the side of the road, just to gain experience from monsters.
From this point of view, the system seems to be learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds, but it is not. This is called "If you want to take it first, you must first give it."
When the system feels that it is almost done, it will abandon the host, take away everything from the host, and become the celestial demon's own resources.This is still a conscientious system. If those systems have no conscience, they will directly kill the donkey. After taking everything from the host, they will kill the host.Those who are simply evil cannot be more evil, and those who are cruel cannot be more cruel!
And the reason why Sanjidao's system was able to hide from Ye Qing's eyes was because the demon was so cunning that he actually hid himself in Sanjidao's little dick.Think about it, Ye Qing, as a normal man, why would he look at another man's penis?Moreover, this system also disguises itself as a game system, which is even more difficult for people to detect.
However, since Sanjidao had voluntarily confessed that he had a system, the system was completely invisible.
"Hey, you demon, you are so cunning, you almost hid it from me! And you are hiding on Sanjidao's penis, don't you find it disgusting? He is an undead, and the penis is rotten!" Ye Qingyi Stretching out his hand, grabbing at the void, a sky demon appeared in Ye Qing's hand.
This day, the demon is full of black energy, with horns, and his strength is as strong as the middle stage of the original ancestral realm. Presumably, he is also a big boss in the world of the demon.
This demon turned into a "Boundless Slaughter" system and was bound to San Ji Dao, but this demon was very greedy. Basically, San Ji Dao's killing value was intercepted by this demon, and he didn't even give San Ji Dao any scum. ah!
Such a stingy system can be regarded as the greatest courage of the heavens and the world!
He wants to be willing to invest in Three Seasons Rice for one day, for example, to upgrade Three Seasons Rice to level 100. Three Seasons Rice will go directly to Orgrimmar to slaughter the city by himself, so why should he go to Stranglethorn Vale? Kill value?
"My lord, spare my life, my lord, spare my life!" The Heavenly Demon was pinched in Ye Qing's hands, looked at Ye Qing, terrified.
Although this Heavenly Demon is a big boss in the Heavenly Demon World, one of the demon kings worshiped by the entire Heavenly Demon World, but to Ye Qing, he is like an insignificant ant, if Ye Qing exerts a little force between his fingers, he will die.
"To put it nicely, I'll spare you!" Ye Qing laughed.
The Heavenly Demon was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Grandpa, hello."
Ye Qing laughed loudly and said, "You are very good at talking, what's your name?"
Tianmo said: "My name is Li Gang."
Ye Qing said: "Then you are a bit of a bull!"
Li Gang said cautiously: "I am in front of you, and I can't talk about this word at all."
Ye Qing said: "You demons have the most sensitive sense of smell. I will give you a task. If you do well, I will promote you to be my running dog. If you can't do it well, I will wipe you out! You know, I I have already obtained your real name, and I will be the law of the world with one word, and I can wipe you out with a single word!"
Li Gang said: "It is my honor to serve you, my lord. May I ask what tasks you have given me?"
Ye Qing imitated the smell of a lifeless mother, and let Li Gang smell it.
"Do you remember this smell?" Ye Qing asked.
"I remember it." Li Gang said, "I will remember it firmly, and I will never forget it in eighteen lifetimes."
Ye Qing said: "Go, search the world, and find me all the people who are similar to this smell! If you can find the owner of this smell, I will count it as a great achievement for you. If you can't find it, you can provide clues. If you find nothing , you know your fate!"
"Yes, my lord." Li Gang saw sweat on his forehead, which turned into a black gas and disappeared.
"Then... what is that thing? Why is it in my body?" San Jidao asked in surprise, seeing Ye Qing and Li Gang talking happily.
Ye Qing explained: "That thing is called Heavenly Demon, which is the system on your body. Do you know where he hides on your body?"
Sanji Dao asked, "Where is he hiding?"
Ye Qing said: "Your second child!"
"Ah!" San Jidao lost her voice, "Then when I was sleeping with a female fan, wouldn't he be able to see the specific details and frequency clearly?"
"Of course." Ye Qing laughed, "But you still have female fans, and you can still sleep with female fans."
Sanji Dao said, "I am also a celebrity!"
Chen Yu sneered and said: "In such a big tribe, there are always a few silly girls, but the tribe now only has tauren women, orc women, troll women, and undead women. I have to say, Sanjidao, you have a very strong taste! You sleep Could it be an honorable female orc?"
San Jidao's face turned red, and said, "Don't smear people's innocence out of thin air like this! I...I...I obviously slept like a blood elf!"
Ye Qing reminded San Jidao, "Brother, the next expansion pack of the blood elves will be released!"
Sanji Dao looked dejected.
"San Ji Dao, I won't talk nonsense anymore." Ye Qing looked at San Ji Dao and said, "I'll give you two choices!"
Three Seasons Rice asked, "What choice?"
"The first choice." Ye Qing said, "I asked the storyteller to spread your wretched flying skills and the story of you sleeping with a glorious female orc all over the world, and then I stripped you naked and tied you to the tower of Stormwind City! "
Three Seasons Rice: "I choose the second one."
Chapter 743
"Very good, the second choice is a mission." Ye Qing said.
"What task?" San Ji Dao asked.
Ye Qing said: "Did you know that your tribe has a union called Chrysanthemum Explosion Brigade?"
Sanji Dao said, "Is that the trade union full of bastards, mentally handicapped, imbecile, and idiots?"
Ye Qing smiled and said: "It seems that this chrysanthemum explosion team is very famous in your tribe?"
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