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"Looking at your appearance, you don't look like a starving ghost, tell me, how did you die?"

"Dude, you can really see me."

The bloated figure suddenly became interested, and came up to him very familiarly,

"However, do you know that it's impolite to ask a ghost how it died? It's a big taboo."

The bloated figure deliberately turned his face pale, looked at Lian Ge gloomily and said.

Looking at the ghost in front of him, Lian Ge's expression didn't change at all, but he said flatly,

"In other words, these two waxes are yours."

"..."

Hearing this, the bloated figure fell silent, and then said with some struggle on his face:

"We have to add the three sticks of incense."

"Okay, tell me, by the way, tell me how long you have been dead and why you are here."

The bloated figure flashed, and returned to the candle that was still burning out,

"I just remember that day, I was lying on the bed in the bedroom eating potato chips, drinking soda, and playing with my mobile phone by the way... But for some reason, I felt a little pain in my stomach while I was eating, and I just wanted to get up and drink a Coca-Cola slowly. ...As a result, I just got up, and I fainted, and when I woke up again, I was in the hospital..."

"After waking up, I felt empty in my stomach and was always hungry. I looked for food everywhere, but I found that I couldn't touch anything. I told everyone to ignore me, and then I watched Here are my parents... and my dead body."

As he said that, the bloated figure seemed a little depressed, then turned around and sucked the wax, and then showed an expression of enjoyment again,

"I'm dying, cherish the species..."

Listening to the ghost's narration, Lian Ge couldn't help laughing and muttered to himself, then turned to ask,

"Then if you don't go home or reincarnate, what are you doing here?"

"After I found out that I was dead, I also found that there were many guys in black formal suits hunting ghosts in the hospital. I didn't know what to do. I was very scared, so I ran out of the hospital, and then those in black formal suits also found me. Just chased me all the way, and I ran all the way..." It seemed that it was because he finally met Lian Ge who could see him, the bloated figure hesitated for a moment, and then told Lian Ge directly,

"Then you ran all the way here, only to find that those in black suits stopped chasing you, didn't they?"

Lian Ge looked at the bloated figure and asked with a smile.

"That's right, they stopped chasing me as soon as I rushed in here...Huh? How do you know, you won't be with those guys, right?"

Saying that, the bloated figure looked at Lian Ge warily.

Hearing this, Lian Ge couldn't help laughing,

In truth, they are really a team.

"Do you know who those people in black suits are?" Lian Ge couldn't help asking with a smile.

"What strange organization?"

"No, it's a ghost messenger from the underworld."

"Fuck, what the hell? Doesn't that mean... I'm a fugitive from hell?"

The expression on the bloated figure's face suddenly froze,

"Then will I not be able to reincarnate? Is it too late for me to surrender now?"

"If you can't get a baby, you won't be able to. At most, you will go to the eighteenth floor of hell and pass through it." Lian Ge smiled and said in a flat tone.

"Plop! Boss, save me!"

Chapter 60

Looking at the bloated figure lying at his feet, crying, Lian Ge thought for a while.

According to what the ghost said before, he obviously didn't have a period of confusion after death.

According to the records in "Mysterious Common Sense",

There are just a few situations,

The first kind of ghosts who are naturally resentful,

Secondly, there are ghosts with strong obsessions,

Then it is because of the surrounding environment and objects at the time of death.

Needless to say, the last one is very rare.

Among the remaining two, Li Gui is monitored by people from the underworld, so there is generally no problem.

Only ghosts who have strong obsessions and broke through the shackles of the Hunqian period, because they have no resentment and hostility,

Unless there is a ghost guard by his side when he dies, it is easy to slip through the net.

As for the obsession with this bloated figure, when he was lying on the ground begging, he did not forget to salivate from time to time to look at the scented wax in Lian Singer's bag.

"...Boss, those ghost messengers didn't come here before. It must be because you are here. Big brother, please help me, I really don't know that those people are ghost messengers from the underworld. , If I had known, I would not have run away. Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I really do not want to go into the oil pan, boss, look at my body, I really can’t get much oil out of it.” Saying this, the bloated figure was still trembling Trembling.

Hearing the wailing voice of the bloated figure, Lian Ge withdrew his thoughts, looked at the bloated figure on the ground,

"Help you? Why should I help you? Do you know that the incense you ate before was dedicated to the ancestors in the village. Now it's good, but you ate it all. You are ruining the foundation of our village. According to my rules, that would have to beat you out of your wits." Lian Ge said with a half-smile.

But it's completely bluffing him, Mao's foundation, which is so burning that the ghosts don't want to eat it, and it's gone anyway.

Hearing this, the bloated ghost's face turned ashen, turned over and collapsed on the ground with a look of despair,

"It's over, I didn't expect that I, Fatty Chen, who was famous for the first time, would die in the hands of eating twice..."

After finishing speaking, the bloated ghost didn't run away, just slumped on the ground like a salted fish on a chopping board.

Lian Ge glanced at the ghost, but didn't move, just watched quietly.

"Eh……"

The bloated ghost was paralyzed on the ground for a while, seeing that Lian Ge hadn't made a move, he also reacted,

"Boss, can I still be rescued?"

As he said that, seeing that Lian Ge was noncommittal, the bloated ghost immediately got up from the ground, approached Lian Ge like a snake, and continued,

"Boss, do you have anything that I need to do? Just tell me, Fatty Chen, I don't care if you go down the mountain of swords or into the sea of ​​fire, as long as you don't let me go into the frying pan."

"You know the current affairs well." Lian Ge smiled.

"Big Brother Miao Zan, Miao Zan..." The bloated ghost nodded and bowed in response, appearing to be very sincere.

"Fatty Chen, right?" Lian Ge looked at the bloated ghost, and said, "I really want to ask you something."

"Boss, just ask, I will know everything, and I will say everything."

"Did you encounter any obstacles when you broke into the ancestral hall or Lianjia Village?"

Lian Ge looked at Fatty Chen and added,

"Such as a transparent wall, or a transparent shield with a blocking effect."

"It seems that there is..." Fatty Chen replied hesitantly, "Boss, I didn't cause any trouble again."

"Speak quickly,"

"When I entered this village, I saw a... well, it was a bit like an enchantment, but it wasn't very strong, so I squeezed it in, and then I squeezed in."

"Take me over there."

Lian Ge narrowed his eyes slightly, and glanced at Fatty Chen.

"That boss, that wax..."

Fatty Chen shrank his neck, looked at the scented wax on Singer Lian and said in a low voice.

"Take it yourself."

"Boss, I still can't hold anything, at most I can blow out the candle..."

"I'll give you some when I get back."

"Okay, sir, this way please."

Fatty Chen immediately became active, turned around and led the way in front of Lian Ge.

Shaking his head, Lian Ge followed.

all the way,

Stepping out of the ancestral hall and walking across the open ground outside the ancestral hall, Lian Ge walked along the winding mountain road, led by the bloated ghost, all the way to the edge of Lianjia Village.

"Boss, it's here." Fatty Chen turned around and said flatteringly.

Looking around, you can see the foot of the rolling hills in front of you, the overgrown forest in the distance in front of you, and the Lianjia Village behind you.

After roughly scanning the surrounding environment by the moonlight, Lian Ge looked at Fatty Chen again,

"You go out of the barrier now, and then try to come in again."

"Okay, boss." Fatty Chen first sighed, as if lamenting his tragic fate, then quickly switched expressions, and responded flatteringly.

After the words fell, Fatty Chen followed Lian Ge's words and slowly drifted towards the outside of Lian's Village.

Lian Ge, on the other hand, was watching the upcoming changes with all his attention when his eyes were opened.

Finally, after Fatty Chen seemed to have drifted past a boundary line, a milky white light curtain appeared in Lian Ge's sight.

Seeing the moment when the light curtain appeared, Lian Ge turned his gaze, taking advantage of the height of the terrain, to quickly scan the entire Lianjia Village.

In the eyes, there is a milky white light curtain on the edge of the entire Lianjia Village and even in the sky, as if the entire Lianjia Village is shrouded in it.

After a quick glance, Lian Ge looked back at Fatty Chen,

The milky white light curtain only appeared for a moment, but it didn't seem to prevent Fatty Chen from stepping out of the range covered by the light curtain.

"Boss, I've already come out, so shall I enter the village now?" Fatty Chen turned around and shouted at Lian Ge.

Hearing this, Lian Ge nodded, and then continued to stare at the light curtain that might appear in front of him.

And sure enough, as expected,

When Fatty Chen stepped across a certain dividing line again, the milky white light curtain instantly reappeared.

This time, it did not allow Fatty Chen to pass smoothly, but produced an obvious hindrance, forcing Fatty Chen to stay in place.

However, since Lian Ge didn't speak, Fatty Chen didn't dare to stop, and walked in the barrier forcefully, and the light curtain seemed to be squeezed and pulled, although he tried his best to hinder Fatty Chen's forward movement. pace, but itself is still constantly deforming.

Finally, after a moment of stalemate, Fatty Chen's soul poured into the light curtain again, but it seemed that in the stalemate with the light curtain, the soul body became weaker.

"Boss..." Fatty Chen came up again,

Lian Ge glanced at him, moved away, and walked towards the light curtain that hadn't disappeared yet.

Walking in front of the light curtain, Lian Ge's eyes slightly blurred as he watched the gradually disappearing light curtain.

Ever since he first took over the ancestor worship ceremony, he has always had doubts.

According to normal circumstances, the Ghost Festival is not suitable for holding large-scale rituals at all.

Otherwise, the burning paper money and incense wax in the ceremony will attract many ghosts, and the ghosts will be light when the time comes.

But unfortunately, the ancestor worship in Lianjia Village has been here for so many years, and nothing happened.

Therefore, from the very beginning, he wondered whether there was something left by his ancestors that could ensure the smooth progress of the ancestor worship ceremony.

Now look, as expected,

I don't know which generation of the Lian family has arranged a large talisman array around the Lian family village, so that the entire Lian family village will be protected from ghosts.

It's just a pity, I don't know if it's because the inheritance of the Lian family has been interrupted since the old man of the Lian family, resulting in the mana of the talisman array not being replenished, and the protective power of the talisman array has become very weak at this moment.

Chapter 61

On the hillside at the end of Lianjia Village, Lian Ge squinted his eyes, thinking.

On the side, Fatty Chen, who was floating around, was silent for a while, and then couldn't help saying,

"Boss, can you save me now, I really don't want to be in the frying pan..."

Hearing the sound, Lian Ge turned his head, glanced at Fatty Chen, and asked indifferently, "What kind of frying pan?"