I am an anchor in the Three Kingdoms

Immediately, Sun Shangxiang was speechless...is this considered a talent?

Who knows, what Chen Ergou said is still going on.

"Miss Sun, where are you from?"

"Jiangdong, from Wu County!"

"No, no, no...you are my sweetheart..."

"..."

still speechless...

"Miss Sun, I found out that I have a serious shortcoming..."

"Uh... flaws?"

"Weak you..."

Speaking of this, Sun Shangxiang waved his hand directly.

"I can't go on trying... I can't go on trying... Cao Xiong, I can't try anymore."

Cao Xiong looked at Sun Shangxiang affectionately, as if to say "It's hard for you..."

This shit, Chen Ergou's performance, the standard is the earthy love story of the 21st century...

Sun Shangxiang naturally didn't like his tricks, but there are people who like him, like an ordinary lady from a big family, she is addicted to his sweet talk if she can't keep up.

"Being able to talk... is also a piece of technology!"

Thinking of this, he couldn't help shaking his head.

"Okay, let's hold up the sign!" Cao Xiong ordered immediately.

In the examiner's seat, in front of each examiner, he made two signs, one red and one green. The red signifies elimination, and the green signifies passing...

thump...

almost at the same time...

Three reds and one green... eliminated!

The only one that lit up red was Sun Yi...

Cao Xiong glanced at him with surprised eyes...

Sun Yi scratched his head, "I think what he said is quite good."

Only then did Cao Xiong realize that this king is still afraid of the inner world!Bao Buqi's earthy love talk is very useful for Mrs. Xu!

Amidst the roar of laughter, Chen Ergou walked off the stage.Still muttering in his mouth: "I don't know the goods..."

Immediately afterwards, after Chen Ergou, a few more came up, all of them were bullshit.

In the eyes of these people, cockfighting, lackeys, pot throwing...all of them can be called unique skills.

The lower limit of "unique skills" has also been refreshed again and again, and the scene was once a bit horrible...

Sun Deng rested his hands on the seat, feeling a little tired.

Sun Shangxiang's eyebrows are slightly clustered... At this moment, she realized.

Selecting generals from among the common people is simply two big words - bullshit!

Sun Yi was the most speechless one. He had heard Cao Xiong swear by it, and the folk drafts would do a lot, but who knew... what kind of crooked people came up for the drafts?

Troublesome people come out of poor mountains and evil waters, this sentence is really true...

Sun Shangxiang persuaded Cao Xiong again and again.

"Why don't we just stop it hastily? If this goes on, the four of us will become a big joke."

"It's okay." Cao Xiong was still very calm, he waved his hand. "Look again."

He still looks confident.

Sun Shangxiang was almost in a cold sweat... She never felt that this matter had anything to do with reliability.

Embarrassment, embarrassment of confusion!

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Chapter 1112 The mockery of the eight major clans!

Sun Quan was in the teahouse, so he witnessed all this.

His complexion is getting uglier, after all, among the four examiners, three are surnamed Sun...

It's embarrassing...

He was about to rub his grandson's family on the ground.

Embarrassed, for a while Sun Quan only felt completely embarrassed

All of a sudden... He, uh, clenched his fists violently, and his endurance seemed to be reaching its limit.

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Ha ha ha ha…

The mansions of the eight major families were about to be blown off the roof by laughter.

As they expected, Cao Xiong and Sun Deng's folk drafts selected a group of... crooked melons and split dates.

In the eyes of the Eight Great Clans, Cao Xiong and Sun Deng themselves will almost be unable to choose!

Sure enough, as they expected, let the common people become generals?How do you look at it, how can you be ridiculous...

……

Zhang family.

"Old Zhang, the son-in-law and the eldest son are making a big joke this time!" Zhang Hong patted Zhang Zhao on the back.

Zhang Zhao shook his head and laughed.

"Hahaha... Cao Xiong and Ben are just a joke, a big joke! Hahaha." At this point, it seems that You Zi is not enjoying himself. "The reputation that the eldest son has accumulated with great difficulty, will be completely destroyed in this encounter!"

"Old Zhang, don't just smile." Zhang Hong handed him a cup of tea. "Drink saliva, moisturize your throat, and then laugh!"

"... Can you pick out the general from among the cripples?" Zhang Zhao asked back, and his mouth was about to burst into tears.

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Lu family.

"God open your eyes, God open your eyes!" Lu Ji, who was originally pale and livid, even stood up from the sick bed. "Cao Xiong, let you rob me of Nanshan, I won't laugh at you to death! Hahahaha..."

It seems that Lu Ji was very angry because of the Nanshan incident.

"Calm down...Calm down!" Zhu Ran repeatedly patted Lu Ji's back, fearing that he would not be able to catch his breath and faint immediately. "Old Lu, you should be happy to have your revenge avenged, but you also have to take care of your health, don't you?"

"Body? It doesn't matter!" Lu Ji was still in a state of ecstasy. "As long as it can make Cao Xiong look ugly, it doesn't matter if the old man loses his health."

"Come, come." Lu Ji glanced at the servant, "Say it again, what are the unique skills of the untouchables who go up for the draft?"

"Eat soft food." A servant was kneeling in front of him. "Sing to a donkey..." "Turn somersaults..."

Ha ha ha ha…

Lu Ji couldn't stop laughing.

The Lu family was surrounded by loud laughter...

Lu Xun, who was in the ancestral hall, naturally heard about this too.

"That's not right!" He lowered his brows in thought, he still vividly remembered the losses that Nanshan had suffered before. "Cao Xiong is very treacherous! Is there something tricky?"

"Young master, don't think too much." An old servant explained to him: "Last time he was just lucky, but this time...his reputation is going to drop to the bottom of the sky."

"No..." Lu Xun waved his hand. "Pay close attention. If you have the latest information, report it to me as soon as possible."

"Here! The old slave takes orders!"

The servant quickly retreated, leaving only Lu Xun meditating in the ancestral hall. "Draft? Folks? Can you really select talented people?"

Thinking of this, Lu Xun shook his head. A big man from a family with a monopoly on his official career, he would never believe that there could be such talents among the people!

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In the time it takes for a stick of incense to burn, three or four civilians returned from the arena.

Broken boulders on the chest, dog skin plasters, such quack techniques have become the capital of their performance...

The onlookers also felt a little less interested.

Except for a group of weirdos who came on stage to be funny, there seemed to be no surprises.

Some of the people who were still looking forward to it had already shaken their heads and left... very unsatisfactory.

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Chapter 1113

"The folks in Soochow really don't have any plastic talents?"

Cao Xiong couldn't help being shaken.

You know, in the 21st century, the birth of this kind of talent show is to excavate a large number of talents from the people...

Even many farmers in the deep mountains, who have never been able to get out on the camera all their lives, stand out and become the focus of the spotlight by virtue of the draft!

Logically speaking... Soochow can't choose one, but it's a bit... unreasonable!

Cao Xiong muttered here, and Sun Quan in the teahouse was even more furious.

"We can't let them mess around!"

A heavy fist hit the table, the tea in the cup splashed, and the splashed tea was everywhere on the table.

The people's ridicule spread to his ears, and it became more and more harsh...

His grandson's three generations of foundation, when did he leave such a big man in Wujun.

"It's time to end this farce."

The crooked melons and jujubes of the people one after another drained Sun Quan's little patience.

At this moment, his heart is extremely firm, among the common people?Among the peasant households, how could it be possible to elect a general.

Nonsense, Cao Xiong and Sun Deng are too nonsense!

With this in mind, Sun Quan stood up suddenly, staring towards the direction of the ring, but there was a gleam of displeasure in his eyes.

"Come on!"

"exist!"

"End this... trouble..."

He was going to say to end this farce, but before he could speak, he saw a man with a not-so-big build come up to the ring, but he saw his hands covered with veins, looking from his pale yellow cheeks Obviously, he probably seldom eats meat.

"I'm here!"

His body was weak, but a roar resounded through the sky.

Hmm... so loud.