I really don't want to be reborn

Because no matter whether you say "yes" or "don't", it seems that they all mean eating shit.

"Brother, why do you always mention these disgusting things?"

But Chen Lan also has a unique trick, whenever she can't say that Chen Hansheng can't, she will play tricks and fool her: "I like to argue with me all day long, but when I ask you to buy a dress, you just push it back and forth, do you still look like a big brother? "

"Chen Lan, you are already in college, why are you still comparing yourself to elementary school students?"

Chen Hansheng said contemptuously: "Elementary school students only compare which clothes are more expensive. We college students are always comparing where to buy clothes. Whoever can buy a pair of jeans for 9 yuan is simply the king of the dormitory."

"Forehead......"

Chen Lan smirked twice: "It seems to be like this. Our dormitory has already had this trend. The second sister bought a discounted skirt for 39 yuan, and everyone in the dormitory is very envious."

"Alan is still innocent."

The little secretary shook his head, Minister Chen just simply didn't want to pay.

But there was no other way, the brother and sister liked to fool each other like this, of course the elder brother was always superior every time, even though Chen Lan didn't eat shit, Chen Hansheng also saved hundreds of dollars.

At the same time, he also learned about Xiao Rongyu's attitude towards this case, throwing stones to ask for directions, and throwing bricks to attract "fish" was considered a success.

"Since Xiao Yu'er agrees to this case, I have a reason to go to her. After all, she is the director of the law firm. As a client, what's wrong with me asking about some business in person?"

Chen Hansheng put his feet up on the table, thinking silently in his heart, after a while, the battle between Guoke and Samsung will enter a fierce stage, and then there will be no time to spare.

It's just that Xiao Yu'er's address in the United States is not clear, but it doesn't bother Chen Hansheng. Although I don't know why Bian Shishi deliberately matched, but she did have this behavior.

"Drip drop~"

Chen Hansheng opened QQ to look for Bian Shishi, and countless group chat messages rushed to his face immediately.

There are class groups of junior high school classmates, class groups of high school classmates, class groups of college classmates, and family QQ groups.

The QQ group of the family members is also divided into two, one is from the Empress Dowager Liang's side, the QQ group name is "Liang Family Courtyard", and the other is from Lao Chen's side, and the QQ group name is "Benefits and Loving Family".

This name is estimated to continue into the WeChat era.

These uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts often forward various links in the group, such as "When these symptoms appear in your body, you should pay attention", "Save the child, Teacher He Jiong will cry when you see it", "Click in and you Making money, a monthly income of more than [-] yuan is not a dream.”

Good guy, even scam trojans are forwarded.

"I can't stand it."

Chen Hansheng forked out these group chat messages, and when he pulled down his friends, he saw Xiao Yuer's QQ profile picture, which was gray and dull.

Last year at the Shura Field, Chen Hansheng was blacklisted by Xiao Rongyu in all his methods. Later, by chance, although the phone was pulled out, QQ was still on the blacklist.

"Hey~"

Chen Hansheng sighed. He had more than 300 friends in his QQ account, but at least 100 of them were unknown to him. Therefore, not all the friends in the circle of friends were friends, but the ones in the blacklist were old friends.

Chen Hansheng found "Shiyu's Summer", which is Bian Shishi's QQ nickname.

Nicknames sometimes reflect something, such as Chen Hansheng's "Chen Yingjun", which expresses his appearance, and the English homonym of Hansheng's "handsome";

Shen Youchu's "Cat Lane Girl" expresses a feeling of homesickness, mother-in-law and younger sister;

Xiao Rongyu's "fish hiding in the bottom of the sea and spitting bubbles" expresses a kind of innocence, cuteness and interesting thoughts;

Wang Zibo's "you don't know frivolity when you are young", this is a very typical pretentious nickname, which has no connotation;

Bian Shishi's "Summer of Poetry Fish" should express the deep friendship between two good friends, and also have a little literary and artistic feeling.

"Tattoo."

Chen Hansheng sent a message.

Chen Yingjun: Are you there, are you asleep?

The Summer of Poem Fish: ?

Chen Yingjun: I haven't slept yet. It's past 2 o'clock in the morning in the United States.

Xia Tian of Shiyu: What, do you have something to do?

"Hey, so cold."

Chen Hansheng frowned, he thought that he had made a mistake in his judgment, and Bian Shishi actually didn't mean to match up.

So, Chen Hansheng brought out the reasons for being aboveboard.

Chen Yingjun: Guoke and Samsung have had some business conflicts recently. I have entrusted the case to Rongsheng Law Firm, but there are still some issues that are not clear, and I want to consult with Xiao Yuer face to face.

Summer of Poet Fish: Do you want our address in the United States?

Chen Yingjun: Ang.

Summer of Shiyu: No, bye!

"Fuck!"

Chen Hansheng stared at the word "No" in a daze, and said to himself that Shishi is such a big dog, your man slept with Huang Hui, do you know that?

But Bian Shishi seemed to have really fallen asleep, and never replied to the message again. When Chen Hansheng was thinking about "breaking up and breaking up together, I'm uncomfortable, and you can't be happy", Wang Zibo suddenly called.

This silly guy has been busy with a small school project recently, and the two haven't seen each other for several days.

"Xiao Chen."

Wang Zibo's tone was a little puzzled: "Help me analyze it. What does Bian Shishi suddenly want to eat the osmanthus cake from Shiziqiao? Well, if you don't send it, will she be angry?"

"...My mother, what about it!"

Chen Hansheng patted his head depressed.

Bian Shishi should really want to tell herself Xiao Yu'er's address, but felt that it would be too easy, so she made a big detour and deliberately said it through Wang Zibo, the arrogant woman is really scary.

"Take off your pants and fart, it's unnecessary!"

Chen Hansheng muttered helplessly.

"What? I didn't fart, Xiao Chen, help me think about it, should I send the sweet-scented osmanthus cake..."

Silly Wang Zibo was still asking questions.

......

Chen Hansheng's passport and visa had not expired, and he was not short of money, so he bought a plane ticket to the United States the next day, and the public reason was naturally "business trip".

Xiao Rongyu naturally didn't know anything, let alone her, even Bian Shishi never thought that Chen Hansheng would be so decisive.

It was just an ordinary morning in San Francisco, the mist had just dissipated, and the unglamorous sun passed through the leaves, leaving irregular spots on the ground, and occasionally there were bursts of crisp birdsong.

Aunt Lin woke up early, humming "today is a good day", while happily working in the kitchen.

Aunt Lin is a very experienced nanny who has served all kinds of clients, but this is her first time in the United States, thousands of miles away.

She didn't want to come here, but Cheng Dejun, the chairman of Shentong Express, came to the door in person and paid a lot of money, so Aunt Lin agreed to give it a try.

However, the quality of the customers is very good. One is a professor in a university. It is said that he is very famous in China. His white hair looks knowledgeable and majestic.

Two beautiful girls, one of them is very beautiful, with two sweet dimples when she smiles, Aunt Lin likes this girl named "Xiao Yu'er" the most.

It’s just that Xiaoyu’er seems to be pregnant, but the customer didn’t take the initiative to say so. Aunt Lin also abides by the principle and never asks. She just cooks nutritious soup on time every night.

In addition, there is a girl with a cropped cut. She has a cold personality and likes to watch men's wrestling shows. Aunt Lin is a little afraid of her.

"Dong Dong Dong~"

Suddenly, someone knocked on the door outside.

"Who is it?"

Aunt Lin yelled, and through the cat's eyes, she found that it was an Asian man, tall, with a smile on his face, but there was always an indecent taste in the smile.

The old professor said that this is a wealthy area in the United States, and there is no problem with safety, but Aunt Lin was still very cautious, she only opened the wooden door inside, and asked in the English that Xiao Yuer taught her, "Who... ...how are you?"

It should have been "who are you", meaning "who are you?"

As a result, Aunt Lin was not familiar with it, so she directly changed it to "how are you", which means "how are you?"

"I......"

The one at the door was naturally Chen Hansheng, and he was also a little confused by the English question of the middle-aged woman in front of him, but the sentence pattern was so familiar that every child who had attended nine-year compulsory education would answer it.

"I am fine, thank you, and you?"

Chen Hansheng almost blurted out.

Then, the two stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and fell into a daze.

Aunt Lin didn't know how to reply, she could speak simple English.

Chen Hansheng wondered if he had come here by mistake, could it be that Bian Shishi was lying to me, what a big asshole!

"Crack, creak, creak~"

At this time, someone happened to be stepping down the stairs.

Chen Hansheng looked over, a pair of slender legs, indicating a height of at least 168, a simple sports Nike sweater, a high ponytail swinging left and right, a slightly raised chin, a delicate oval face, and the familiar dimples on both sides of the mouth .

"Aunt Lin, who's coming..."

Before she could finish a sentence, she swallowed the second half abruptly, grabbed the white wrist of the stairs, and suddenly clenched it tightly.

"Little fish~"

Chen Hansheng tilted his head and said with a bright smile, "Long time no see."

......

(Eason Chan's "Long Time No See" is really nice, please ask for a monthly ticket, thank you everyone.)

Chapter 847 Will You Appear Suddenly

The short sentence "Long time no see" is very interesting. When I first listened to it, it seemed to be full of the joy of a sudden reunion, but after a closer look, it is more sad that I have not seen each other for a long time.

In fact, Xiao Rongyu just came to the United States last month. Chen Hansheng was seeing him off at the airport by chance. It is reasonable to say that the time of separation was not too long, but there was a very special situation. Xiao Yuer was pregnant, and Chen Hansheng was still kept in the dark. , This kind of spiritual distance is not comparable to space and time.

The two stared blankly at each other. Xiao Rongyu stood on the stairs, and Chen Hansheng stood in the living room. There was a distance between them, and the incomprehensible sunlight filled them, reflecting suspended dust particles.

This scene is like in a TV show.

"Little fish..."

After a while, Chen Hansheng opened his mouth, wanting to say something.

But Xiao Rongyu turned around and ran upstairs without looking back.

Just as Chen Hansheng wanted to catch up, Aunt Lin, the nanny, stopped her. Aunt Lin should have seen that Chen Hansheng and Xiao Rongyu knew each other, but out of a sense of responsibility, she still had to ask clearly.

"that......"

Aunt Lin gestured hard with both hands: "Are you Chinese?"

"What?"

Chen Hansheng was blocked, feeling very impatient: "I'm fucking 100% made in China!"

"Oh oh oh."

Aunt Lin nodded quickly. She may not understand "made in China", but the phrase "I'm fucking" has already shown her identity, which is a pure Chinese quintessence.

After the aunt stopped blocking her, Chen Hansheng first went up the stairs with a "thud, thud, thump", but after taking two steps, he stepped back down the stairs "thump, thud, thump", because the two people walking towards him were none other than Sun Biyu Professor and Bian Shishi.

"Good morning, old lady, classmate Shishi, what a coincidence that you are here too."

Chen Hansheng stepped back and greeted with a smile: "It's true that we meet everywhere in life, hahaha..."

Chen Hansheng told a cold joke, but no one responded, and he looked a little embarrassed. Professor Sun directly asked with a sullen face, "Why are you here?"

The old lady's tone was a little cold, but this was the appearance, in fact, in her heart, apart from surprise and doubt, she also breathed a sigh of relief.

Professor Sun is a die-hard "little fish party". Her position is that "a child must never be without a father". Now that Xiao Rongyu is pregnant, the debate should subside.

Chen Hansheng needs to cut off all the emotional lines as soon as possible, no matter how good the girl named "Shen Youchu" is, but Xiaoyu'er is pregnant, this will overwhelm everything!

It's just that Xiao Rongyu has a kind of arrogant insistence, she doesn't want to use her child as a bargaining chip, this is the most helpless thing for all "Little Fish Party" members.

Therefore, Professor Sun said "Why are you here", but the subtext is actually "Why are you here now?"

"Guoke and Samsung had some commercial disputes. Rongsheng Law Firm represented the case. I happened to have some doubts, so I came to the United States to ask for advice."

Chen Hansheng said very "frankly".