I really don't want to be reborn

"Don't worry, I'm not the kind of villain who likes to spy on other people's secrets. You've graduated so you don't understand a lot of things. Now I'm a refined and easy-going gentleman."

Chen Hansheng said earnestly: "If you hide it from me, be careful to delay important matters."

"I'll think about it."

Wen Ling was also in a dilemma: "If it wasn't for that scumbag who said that he was going to return to China for development and continue to pursue Sister Jing by the way, I wouldn't have told you."

"Fuck, I have to go back to China, fuck it..."

"Ok?"

"The fucking French fries should be good, the community is right in front, let's go."

......

After delivering Wen Ling, Chen Hansheng bought a bag of snacks and walked back to the dormitory slowly.

The atmosphere in 602 is so coquettish. Yang Shichao and Guo Shaoqiang are two people playing golden flowers. The current bet is a bit exaggerated. Whoever loses will eat the other's booger.

I don't know how to come up with such a disgusting method, and how the loser can fool the past.

Lao Dai is still lying on the bed. He has almost finished reading the novels by Jin Yong, Gu Long and Liang Yusheng, and is currently chasing Huang Yi's "Looking for Qin Ji".

Li Zhennan is on the phone with his girlfriend. His love style is more like a normal college student. He meets during the day and talks on the phone on the balcony for a long time at night. The two of them specially set up a mobile family number.

Jin Yangming was sitting by the computer, playing the game "crackling", probably because he felt that the computer was stuck, and he complained in his mouth: "Old Yang, I canceled your QQ, you will message me soon, and the game will be lost." Can't fight."

Yang Shichao was very dissatisfied: "Damn it, I used to hang up QQ for you all the time when I went all night, otherwise you can have two suns now?"

"Hold."

Jin Yangming had no choice but to hastily say a few words to a certain QQ friend, then cancel his QQ, and continue to help Yang Shichao hang up QQ.

For today's "computer experts", the QQ level is something worth showing off, and their mantra even at night is "Help me hang up QQ tonight".

Currently, in the 602 dormitory, Jin Yangming has the highest QQ level, two suns, overwhelming the crowd.

Chen Hansheng walked in with a smile, looked at this group of familiar idiots, after he put down his snacks, he suddenly started to find fault with each of them.

"Jin Yangming, can you lower your voice? You set an alarm every day, and you will never wake yourself up. The purpose of co-authoring is to wake up your roommate, and then wake you up."

"Old Dai, you read Huang Yi's novels. After the lights are turned off, if you breathe hard, I will treat you as a self-propelled artillery again."

"Old Yang and Shaoqiang, you guys are really disgusting. No wonder you still can't find a girlfriend in your junior year."

"Anan, have you finished speaking? Every time you make such a long phone call, you spend the most on the electricity in the dormitory."

......

Chen Hansheng provoked everyone, but the roommates in 602 were not angry at all due to "excessive power".

But as soon as Chen Hansheng came back, it was like a shit stick, directly igniting the lively atmosphere in the 602 dormitory.

"Play cards and cards."

Chen Hansheng yelled: "Jin Yangming, stop playing games, one of three is missing."

Jin Yangming reluctantly left the computer desk and started playing cards with Chen Hansheng and the others. Not long after, Li Zhennan came back from the balcony and dragged a chair to watch.

Even Dai Zhenyou got up to eat some snacks from time to time. Chen Hansheng was not around, so he didn't bother to get out of bed.

"I was in the cafeteria today and saw a particularly beautiful junior sister."

While playing cards, Guo Shaoqiang talked about the opposite sex, which was an enduring topic in the boys' dormitory.

"Damn it, you don't understand how beautiful she is. She is wearing a long fluttering white cotton skirt. She is well-proportioned and tall, and she still smells of perfume."

Guo Shaoqiang said: "She is very similar to Wang Zuxian in Hong Kong, that is, the one who played "Nie Xiaoqian". In my scoring system, she has at least 9.12 points. You know, Shen Youchu is only 9.88."

"So awesome."

Jin Yangming was very excited: "Did you meet in the first canteen or the second canteen, so beautiful should not have no name or surname, just go to the BBS to post and ask."

Chen Hansheng was also very curious: "Old Guo, did you strike up a conversation and add her on QQ?"

"What are you doing with QQ?"

Guo Shaoqing curled her lips: "My monthly living expenses are only 500 yuan. Since I have to play games for meals, occasionally buy two pairs of sneakers, and eat supper or something, how can such a girl afford it?"

"I'm just talking to you guys."

Guo Shaoqiang flicked the cards, with a lonely and regretful expression on his face, but also a little indifferent: "Actually, I didn't prepare for anything."

"Cut~"

This ushered in the ruthless ridicule of the roommates. Although Chen Hansheng also mocked, he was thinking in his heart that it seems that Lao Guo is the normal state of most boys, and it may even last until graduation.

In school, I met a girl who was attracted to me. She had never met her before, passed by, and never saw her again.

In the end, it becomes a memory in my heart.

......

Chapter 494

"You said you love lilacs the most, because your name is her, what a melancholy flower, a sentimental person..."

At 7:[-] in the morning, Jin Yangming's cell phone rang on time, and it was still the most popular online song "Lilac Flower".

"Fuck..."

Chen Hansheng played cards very late last night, and was woken up by the alarm clock again in the morning, and got up very angry.

The key point is that Jin Yangming is dead again, the ringing keeps repeating, he is simply the "alarm bomber" in the 602 dormitory, all the roommates are awake, and he can continue to sleep.

Chen Hansheng climbed out of the bed with bare feet, and impatiently slapped Jin Yangming awake: "I don't want to condemn you for such a stupid behavior. In short, you can't change it, but can you change it to some tasteful songs."

"I have good taste."

Jin Yangming was not happy: "The story background of "Lilac Flower" is so touching, I think this is the pinnacle of the Chinese music scene."

"Still at the peak, people who have never seen the world are just like you."

Chen Hansheng looked contemptuous, and then popularized the golden songs of this era of fairy fights to Jin Yangming: "Jay Chou's "Qilixiang", Lin Junjie's "Jiangnan", SHE's "Persian Cat", Jolin Tsai's "Love 36 Strategies", which song has the rhythm? It's not as good as "Lilac Flower", and the spread of online saliva songs is because of listeners like you who don't know how to appreciate it."

While Chen Hansheng was improving Xiao Jin's appreciation of pop music, his cell phone's alarm rang.

"Honey, you fly slowly, be careful of the thorny roses in front of you; honey, you open your mouth, the fragrance of flowers in the wind will make you intoxicated..."

Chen Hansheng suddenly stopped talking, and went to press the alarm in silence: "Get up quickly, you're going to be late for class."

"Damn it, Brother Chen, you're so kind, "Two Butterflies" isn't as good as "Lilac Flower"."

......

The class in the morning is "Social Management Practice". Because it is already the first semester of junior year, the school also considers the development of students after graduation, so some practical subjects are arranged in the class arrangement.

The teacher, Zhang Xueqing, is in her 30s. She used to be a HR in a state-owned enterprise, and later became a teacher at the University of Finance and Economics.

This kind of teacher has a good academic qualifications and rich social experience. Her lectures are combined with reality, and she is not limited to book knowledge. She often shares her actual experience as an HR in a state-owned enterprise.

For example, office struggles, various unspoken rules, how to deal with unexpected accidents, and even love gossip, these college students who are still in the ivory tower are fascinated by right and wrong.

This is much more interesting than the textbook, so in general, no one skips her classes, public management classes, except for Chen Hansheng.

Because he was busy, he could not see anyone from time to time.

Chen Hansheng came over today and found out that being famous is not as good as meeting each other. A class lasts 40 minutes, and Mr. Zhang lectures for 20 minutes at most, and the remaining 20 minutes are for sharing experience.

"One time, our company invited guests to dinner. I was also a company because I was in charge of personnel and administration. At that time, there was no way for a state-owned enterprise. If it was a private enterprise, it could find a reason to refuse."

I don't know which knowledge point to talk about, Zhang Xueqing started again: "After I was eating and eating, I suddenly realized that the dishes might not be enough because of drinking. At that time, I wanted to go out quietly to add some dishes."

"However, our leader drank too much, and actually asked me what I was going out for. There is a toilet in the box."

Zhang Xueqing glanced at the whole class: "At this time, I directly said that it is not good to add more dishes. After hearing this, the guests may think that we are not prepared enough, so I had an idea, and lied that the food was served too slowly, so I went out to rush."

"In this way, I not only concealed my purpose, but also told the guests that there are actually more dishes behind."

After Zhang Xueqing finished speaking, she concluded somewhat proudly: "This is just an example. You must learn to draw inferences from one instance to another. Maybe you will also face this situation at work."

"Papapa~~ The teacher said it very well."

The college students in the audience couldn't help applauding. The mentality of the junior students is very interesting. They have both longing for future work and some fear, and more of an impulse to try.

Chen Hansheng also clapped his hands, but he was addicted to sleepiness, and he had to sleep if he should.

What Mr. Zhang said is very interesting, but for someone like him who has made his first pot of gold, it is actually useless.

"Brother Chen, Brother Chen, the teacher is here."

Chen Hansheng was lying on his stomach when Li Zhennan who was next to him suddenly pushed his arm, and when he looked up Zhang Xueqing was already standing beside him.

"Student Chen, you're so shameless."

Zhang Xueqing was not angry either: "I finally came to listen to my class, but I was still sleeping. I was bragging in the office a few days ago that Chen Hansheng would never fall asleep after listening to my class."

The teachers in the university do not have the pressure to advance to higher education, so they are not as strict as in high school, and rarely conflict with college students who are already adults.

Zhang Xueqing is naturally no stranger to Chen Hansheng, and she even admires it. It is very difficult for college students to start from scratch, and even if they fail, they deserve respect.

"I'm sorry, Teacher Zhang."

Chen Hansheng also had no guilt, and said with a smile: "I slept too late last night."

"It's completely understandable for young people to go to bed late."

Zhang Xueqing said in a negotiating tone: "However, don't sleep in my class, you can sleep in other teachers' classes later."

The classmates in the class saw that the teacher was so unruly, and they all smiled.

Unexpectedly, Chen Hansheng was even more dishonest. He grinned and said, "To tell you the truth, I'm going to skip class later, because this is your class, so I don't have the nerve to leave."

"Hahaha......"

Some students were already laughing out loud, and Jin Yangming touched a few thumbs quietly, as expected of Brother Chen.

"See, this is the arrogance of your scumbag."

Hu Linyu said to Shen Youchu.

Before Shen Youchu responded, Shang Yanyan turned her head and retorted: "What do you know, this is the charm of the monitor."

"Hmph, you're the only one who thinks so."

Hu Linyu and Shang Yanyan are indeed enemies, and it's not the first time that the two have had a falling out.

Zhang Xueqing was taken aback when she heard it. She had heard about Chen Hansheng's unscrupulous character long ago, but she didn't expect the legend to be true.

"Jingle bell~"

At this time, the bell rang, and Zhang Xueqing joked about getting out of class: "It seems that I will have to prepare lessons more seriously in the future, and try to keep classmate Chen from sleeping."

"No, no, your level is already quite high."

Chen Hansheng praised loyally.

"Oh, how tall is it?"

Zhang Xueqing suddenly wanted to hear how this once brilliant college student entrepreneurial star viewed his class content.

Chen Hansheng thought for a while, and said seriously: "If you want to change jobs in the future, I can leave you the position of HR in the company."

"Wow......"

The exclamation in the classroom became louder, and the students actually recruited teachers, which seemed to be against the rules of the world.

"Thank you~"

Zhang Xueqing didn't mind at all, and said with a smile: "Thank you Mr. Chen for acknowledging my ability. Student Chen can have such ambition when he was in the trough. In fact, he is not far away from the second take-off."

The other students didn't pay attention to this conversation, and it wasn't the first day that everyone knew Chen Hansheng. It was normal for him to chat and laugh with the teacher.

The next class is "Applied Accounting". With Chen Hansheng's advanced mathematics results, it is basically like listening to heavenly scriptures. He is going to go to the law firm in Xinjiekou to have a look.

"I have something to do, don't wait for me to eat at night."

Chen Hansheng walked over to explain the situation to Shen Youchu.

Shen Youchu also whispered about her plan: "After class in the afternoon, I will go to the store to clean up first, and then I will draw up the recruitment list for the milk tea shop with Lin Yu in the evening."

Chen Hansheng smiled and pinched Shen Youchu's face, but just as he walked out of the classroom, Shang Yanyan suddenly ran out after him.

"Is something wrong?"