I really don't want to be reborn

When Yu Yueping left, he reminded Chen Hansheng by the way: "If you have time, write an application and I will pass it for you. I dare not say anything else. At least a few computers are fine."

"Understood, thank you, Old Yu."

Chen Hansheng waved his hand and left.

Thinking about it this way, Chen Hansheng didn't lose at all. A computer cost 200 yuan, but Yu Yueping couldn't put the school computer in his pocket, but the 200 yuan actually went into his pocket.

Which is more important, which is true and which is false, there is no love and hate for no reason in the world.

......

After coming out of the cafeteria, Chen Hansheng called Shen Youchu again and asked her how the situation was going.

"Lin Yu and I had dinner on the first floor of the cafeteria, then took a walk on the playground, and brought back Tuanyuan, who was raised by the dormitory auntie..."

Shen Youchu answered honestly, but Hu Linyu snatched him away before he finished speaking: "Chen Hansheng, Mr. Chen, I'll wait for you to give out red envelopes."

"If you don't have money to send out red envelopes, how about pledging someone to you?"

"It's too disgusting, only Shen Youchu will want you."

"Anyway, someone wants me. Hu Linyu, you are in the second semester of your sophomore year, and you are still single."

Chen Hansheng was merciless when he hit him: "Even Jin Yangming doesn't like you, Xiao Hu, you have to find your own reasons."

He hung up the phone immediately after speaking, and let Hu Linyu complain to Shen Youchu alone.

There are very few people in the school. Chen Hansheng is no stranger to this feeling. Part-time jobs on campus are like this. He is the latest to leave school and the earliest to return to school. Sometimes he is the only one in the entire dormitory.

At night, there is probably the sound of wind or other movements outside the corridor, which sounds like people walking.

At this time, the usual rumors, "It was a cemetery at the beginning, it was used as a school after it was bulldozed, because the students are full of yang, can suppress evil things..." can't stop going My head raced, and then I remembered the plot of a ghost story, and I didn't even dare to go to the fucking bathroom.

Therefore, many students arrive at the dormitory early and plan to go to the Internet cafe at night.

"Whoa!"

Chen Hansheng pushed open the door of the dormitory, and Li Zhennan turned around in a jerk: "I was scared to death, Brother Chen."

"What's wrong?"

Looking at Li Zhennan's terrified eyes under his glasses, Chen Hansheng probably guessed that he was a little scared in the dormitory alone.

No way, there is only one person on the whole floor.

"Look at how timid you are."

Chen Hansheng sneered.

"hey-hey."

Li Zhennan patted his head in embarrassment: "It's good that the fourth brother is here."

"Of course, brother four is so considerate."

Chen Hansheng coughed: "I'll tell you a little story to make you forget the random thoughts just now."

When Li Zhennan saw that there was a story to listen to, he immediately concentrated.

Chen Hansheng knows a lot and can talk. The stories he tells must be very interesting.

"There are only two of us, don't turn on two lights first."

Chen Hansheng looked up at the ceiling, stood up and turned off a light.

There were originally two incandescent lamps in the dormitory, and Li Zhennan knew that he only needed to turn on one, but he was a little scared and turned on all of them. Now that Chen Hansheng pointed it out, Li Zhennan felt quite guilty.

But after turning off the lights, the dormitory immediately became much darker, and Chen Hansheng's story began.

"There was a couple who went with a group to climb the snow-capped mountains, but considering the difficult climbing conditions, they left the girl in the couple in the camp while the others climbed up."

"At noon, everyone came back, except the girl's boyfriend. They said that your boyfriend died in the avalanche, and the girl was very sad."

"At night, when they were sitting around the bonfire, the girl's boyfriend suddenly rushed over covered in blood, grabbed the girl and ran away, telling the girl that all the climbers except themselves were killed in the avalanche. None of them are human."

"Ask, does the girl trust her boyfriend, or someone else?"

Chen Hansheng asked slowly.

Li Zhennan was very interested at first, but when he heard his face turned pale at the end, he realized that Chen Hansheng told himself a ghost story.

"Damn it, Brother Chen, you are too bad."

Li Zhennan complained, but he is also cheap, he is obviously very scared, so he has to ask one more question.

"Brother Chen, what is the ending of the story? Is the girl's boyfriend real or fake?"

"That doesn't matter."

Chen Hansheng looked at Li Zhennan quietly, the room without a light was dim, the wind was blowing outside the balcony, and it seemed that someone was walking outside in the corridor.

"Anan, first guess if I'm real or fake."

......

Chapter 355 The Wisdom of the Scumbag (Thank you The Tang's leader for the reward)

"Damn, Brother Chen, don't scare me, okay!"

Under Chen Hansheng's sullen tone, Li Zhennan obviously felt goosebumps on his arms, and the muscles on his face tensed up into a pile. He didn't suspect that Chen Hansheng was a fake, but he felt a little bit about his behavior of intimidating himself. depressed.

"You are also 20 years old, why are you still afraid of ghosts?"

Chen Hansheng made fun of Li Zhennan while packing his luggage.

"I'm only 19, one year younger than you."

Li Zhennan picked up the broom and started cleaning. In fact, he had wanted to do this for a long time, but he was a little scared and would rather sit on a chair and watch the computer.

Chen Hansheng packed his luggage and helped with cleaning. Li Zhennan looked very interesting: "Brother Chen, do you still remember when you signed up for freshman year, you were the first to clean the balcony?"

"Why don't you remember?"

Chen Hansheng said with a smile: "At that time, you and Lao Yang had to come over to help. Lao Guo and Jin Yangming were both slackers, so Lao Dai will not mention it."

"At the beginning we all thought you were an honest man."

Li Zhennan himself laughed. After one and a half years of university, if the six people in the dormitory have deep feelings, it would be a pretentious lie, because they are all adults after college, and everyone has their own independent thoughts.

But at least under Chen Hansheng's control, 602 never isolated a roommate.

When Li Zhennan was promoting Rocket 101, he had seen the kind of cold war dormitory. The roommates did their own things. They didn’t play cards or brag. They passed by without saying hello. The cold atmosphere made Li Zhennan unable to stay for a moment.

After the two of them cleaned the dormitory, Li Zhennan took out the souvenirs from home.

Anan is from eastern Guangdong, and the specialty products also have the characteristics of eastern Guangdong. This is their own dried orange peel, which is also called tangerine peel.

"Brother Chen, you usually smoke a lot, and taking two pills once in a while can invigorate the spleen and clear the lungs."

"Oh, thanks."

Chen Hansheng shook a small jar of yellow and dry orange peels, and immediately took out a piece soaked in water, which tasted sweet and sour.

Next, Chen Hansheng focused on playing games, and Li Zhennan sat on the side watching the fun. He is not afraid now, especially since there were people from the dormitory on this floor just now. Although Li Zhennan didn't know him, he felt more at ease.

"Brother Chen, we are all in the second semester of our sophomore year. I feel like I haven't learned anything, and sometimes I feel quite panicked."

Li Zhennan looked at Chen Hansheng: "Do you feel this way?"

Chen Hansheng shook his head with a smile. This is also a common phenomenon among college students. They finally realize that the knowledge in college is useless in real life, and it is inevitable that they will have self-denial thoughts.

"Aren't you a part-time job?"

Chen Hansheng played the game with his fingers "slapping", and asked: "Can't the money you earn bring you spiritual sustenance?"

"OK."

Li Zhennan nodded and admitted: "If it weren't for this part-time job, this sense of emptiness would only be magnified. I can understand Brother Jin and Lao Yang now. University life is too boring, and there is really nothing to do if you don't play games."

"Let's have a relationship, Anan."

Chen Hansheng took the time to say: "In college, I feel bored and fall in love, feel lonely, fall in love, and feel that I'm about to be broken. There is nothing that a fall in love can't solve."

"If there is, break up and talk again!"

......

The next day, Chen Hansheng accompanied Shen Youchu to dinner, and he drove back to Hong Kong by himself.

He didn't drive the Xiali parked in the school, because Chen Hansheng lied to Xiao Rongyu that "he left relatives", and it was difficult to get back by driving the Xiali back.

Like this kind of dating with several girls at the same time, if you don’t know how to lie and routines, there is no way to do it. The most important thing is to be ruthless, and you will think it is true if you want to tell a lie. Such a smart little fish will not would doubt.

Or even if she doubted it, she couldn't find evidence.

As for the routine, Chen Hansheng had already prepared it.

After he got off the bus at the Hong Kong City Bus Station, he went to the newsstand next to him: "Is there any traffic report? It's the kind of news about people being killed by a car."

"I don't know, you can find it yourself."

The newspaper owner was a middle-aged man. He glanced at Chen Hansheng and didn't respond. If Chen Hansheng didn't speak the Hong Kong dialect, he wouldn't reply.

Looking for news like this during Chinese New Year, you must have a hole in your head.

Chen Hansheng grinningly took out 10 yuan and handed it over: "Uncle, I am a teacher at Chengbei Driving School. There is a student who just finished learning how to drive and wants to go on the road. No matter how much you persuade him, I just want to remind you with real news. If you can do me a favor, I won't ask you for change for the 10 yuan."

Chen Hansheng used to check Zhihu occasionally before. On that online platform, he was sometimes a "slutty and handsome guy with N boats on his feet", sometimes a "hard-working middle-aged man who was cheated by his wife", and sometimes "a young man in a certain international society". Engineers working in high-end research institutes", sometimes "Chinese-Americans who have lived in New York for more than 20 years".

In short, his identity can be changed at will according to the request of the subject, anyway, it is all made up now.

"That's it."

For the sake of money and legitimate reasons, the middle-aged man began to search carefully. This kind of news is not difficult to find, and he found dozens of copies for Chen Hansheng casually.

"The novice made a panic and made a mistake on the road. He stepped on the wrong accelerator and killed 5 people."

"According to our newspaper, there were 11 traffic accidents in our province on the way back during the Spring Festival holiday. We remind all car owners not to drive tiredly."

"A large truck rolled over on the Beijing-Hong Kong Expressway, causing severe congestion."

......

Chen Hansheng nodded in satisfaction, picked out two more traffic accidents caused by female drivers, and left with a smile and said goodbye to the boss.

He had a purpose. Although the Chevrolet was bought for Xiao Yuer, Chen Hansheng didn't want her to drive to Jianye, because that would be a matter of kicking the accelerator from Dongda University to the Finance Institute, and Chen Hansheng didn't have time to react.

When can Xiao Yuer drive this car to Jianye?

For Chen Hansheng, the slower the better, at least after Shen Youchu's mother-in-law came to Jianye, so that Shen Youchu would have one more place to arrange, and the two would not meet each other.

If there is another accident, the scale of the Shura field will exceed imagination. Although Chen Hansheng has already planted various foreshadowings and prepared various plans one after another, it is still very scary to think about it.

However, Chen Hansheng couldn't object to the matter of "driving", which would make Xiao Yu'er suspicious, so he left it to Lao Xiao and Lao Lu.

Before school started, Chen Hansheng received a call from Xiao Yuer inviting him to have dinner at home, so he quietly took the newspaper with him.

Xiao Rongyu hadn't seen Chen Hansheng for several days, but he left relatives, and there was nothing he could do about it.

"Xiao Chen, you are here. I have something I want you to comment on."

Xiao Rongyu pulled Chen Hansheng to his parents: "Xiao Chen bought the car, why don't you let me drive to Jianye, I also have a driver's license."

It turned out that her family had been arguing about this for a long time, and it seemed that Xiao Yu'er was at a disadvantage 1-2.

"Girl, it's not that Dad won't let you drive."

"Daughter slave" Lao Xiao carefully explained: "Your driver's license is not very formal. The boss of the driving school deliberately asked you to pass the test as soon as possible for Dad's sake. Your actual driving experience is too little."

"Xiao Chen also passed in two days."

Xiao Yu'er said resolutely: "How can he be on the road."

"He drives well."

Xiao Hongwei pointed to Chen Hansheng: "Boys have a better understanding of machinery. Hansheng seemed to be very proficient in touching it for two laps at the beginning. The coach couldn't believe it."

"Who says female drivers are inferior to male drivers?"

Xiao Yuer pursed her lips to retort, then looked at Chen Hansheng as if asking for help: "Xiao Chen, what do you think?"

"I support you in driving to Jianye."

Chen Hansheng not only did not object, but said firmly, and even persuaded Xiao Hongwei and his wife: "Uncle Xiao, Aunt Lu, it doesn't matter if you are not proficient, just go on the road a few more times, if you never dare to drive, you will never learn." Yes, driving is no longer a profession, but a necessary skill in life.”