"Bajie, do a dance!"
It got up staggeringly, then thought for a long time with a brain with limited IQ, and began to stomp its feet time after time...
How did you learn to be like Lin Xihan, stomping when you have nothing to do...
Xu Le complained.
"Bajie, say, 'It's all the elder brother's fault'."
Bajie: "..."
It seems impossible to do anything beyond the nature of animals.
If you can't, you won't, just like Xu Lehe almost died of his high math.
Lin Xihan looked at the scene in front of her with a distorted expression.
One person, one pig, happy and harmonious...
She didn't have Xu Le's perspective, and she was worried and frightened all day long.
Now the situation suddenly changed. The arrogant Survivor Queen relaxed all her tense nerves and muscles in an instant.
A sense of dizziness from loss of strength appeared, she staggered and almost fell.
Thin sweat gushed out instantly, soaking her clothes.
The clothes are close to the surface of the skin, protruding from the contours of the bulging chest, and the waistcoat line that is drawn down so captivatingly.
The skin that had been pale due to tension just now showed a blush color due to the backflow of capillary blood.
The wheat-colored legs, which were wet with sweat, reflected the slanting sunlight, shining brightly and making people dizzy.
"Ride up by yourself."
Xu Le reached out to support Lin Xihan.
The other hand patted Bajie's back, "I happen to have a means of transportation."
After Si Tiaojiao stood firm, he pinched his nose in disgust and turned his head.
"No, it stinks..."
Bajie, who could only understand Xu Le's meaning but not Lin Xihan's words, moved closer to her instead.
The wet nose is still arched...
"Go away go away..."
Lin Xihan cried out in surprise and hid back, looking at Xu Le for help.
"Fine……"
Xu Le gave Bajie a slap on the back, the rough skin on the back of the wild boar made him grin his teeth, "Take it easy, don't go up to the female when you see it."
Bajie: "..."
Just innocent.
Lin Xihan: "..."
The female is talking about me?Don't I deserve a better title? !
Xu Le ignored him.
He poked Bajie with the handle of the stone knife, and said with disgust, "It really stinks...you should find a place to wash yourself first."
Although wild boars also love cleanliness, it is still incomparable with the kind of cleanliness that humans love.
Xu Le himself could smell the embarrassing smell coming from Ba Jie.
He pinched his nose and looked at Lin Xihan: "Why don't you wash it too..."
Lin Xihan stomped her feet: "What do you mean?!"
The voice was so small that even she felt guilty asking.
What else could Xu Le mean...
I have been exposed to the wind and sun for three days on the island, and I have been doing medium-to-high-intensity physical activities.
I broke out in a cold sweat just now...
She couldn't stand the smell of sweat on her body.
But when Xu Le said it so clearly, I was very angry!
Girls don't want to lose face!
"Oh..." Xu Lele said, "It's nothing, you don't need to wash it."
"Anyway, I don't take a bath for ten days and a half months, and I'm used to it."
Then Lin Xihan cried.
Is this how people live...
She turned and left with a red face, and her two long legs crossed extremely quickly.
"You are not allowed to follow!"
Xu Le recognized that Lin Xihan was in the direction of the small pool where he was going to fetch water.
"Hiss... that's fine. There is also running water in the small pool, not counting as bath water..."
After thinking about it, he took off the snake skin tied around his forearm and tied it to Xiao Hei's back.
"Take this to her too, in case she does laundry, the snake skin can at least temporarily surround her."
"Come back and report when there is danger."
After thinking about it again, Xu Le simply put the stone knife on the snake skin.
"This can give her self-defense."
Xiao Hei bears a heavy weight that it shouldn't have to bear with its size.
It let out a whining sound, swayed its four short legs, and rushed out.
The handle of the knife was dragged to the ground from its back, which was barely high enough for a fist.
Ding Ling Dang...
Lin Xihan suddenly felt itchy around her legs.
"Meow woo woo..."
The cry from the ground was pitiful.
She lowered her head, but she couldn't see Xiao Hei, only a large pile of things on its back.
Stone knife, snake skin...
"Xu Le, you are still human!"
After taking off the snakeskin and stone knife, Lin Xihan hugged Xiao Hei into his arms with distress.
Soft... Lin Xihan.
Soft... Xiao Hei.
"Don't step on it! It hurts..."
Bajie arched Xu Le, with a flattering look in his eyes.
()showdown!I enjoy life on the island
Chapter 45 Master De's affirmation, guest entry?
"No...Even if I take a bath, I won't take a bath with you..."
Xu Le categorically rejected Ba Jie's invitation.
The weight of 350 kilograms came over, with a mixed feeling of loss and flattery.
Xu Le felt that if Bajie was reincarnated as a canine, he would definitely have a better future than being a wild boar.
Of course, in the final analysis, my skills are awesome... Xu Le praised himself.
Bajie continued to hum unwillingly, his wet nose kept arching Xu Le's arm, like an unfavored child.
"Okay, okay, okay..."
Xu Lexin reluctantly straddled the wild boar's back, "Speaking of which, I'll wash it first, and you wait by the side."
I really can't stand it.
Xiao Hei is cute when acting like a baby, and Lin Xihan occasionally shows a cute side.
But with a wild boar showing such a shy look, Xu Le felt that his life experience was not enough.
Bajie carried Master on his back... No, Bajie carried Xu Le on his back, his four hooves spread, and he rode across the island.
How else can we say that wild boars have a strong recovery ability.
Just for a while, with a person on its back, it can no longer see the slumped appearance after hitting the ground at full speed just now.
It's so crazy... Slow down... I remembered, besides the speedboat, I also get motion sickness...
Add another fainting pig...wouldn't my reputation in this life be over...
Xu Le clutched his chest, his face turned pale.
In the live broadcast room, it exploded again.
"So, I took a look at what just happened—"
"Brother Xu Le tripped the wild boar with a horse rope, and the wild boar was injured and fled. Big brother Xu Le chased and killed the wild boar all the way, and finally subdued the wild boar and became a mount..."
"Sponsor, come out, this is the plot of Survival Island? You got the script wrong!"
"Sister Goose... It is true that wild boars can be domesticated, but they are definitely the only ones who can be as easily as Mr. Xu Le."
"Wild boar mount? Do other anchors dare to think about this? Can other anchors do it? This is the card of Mr. Xu Le!"
"Wild animals are the most dangerous thing on a deserted island. Now, with a wild boar in hand, Mr. Xu Le will walk sideways from now on!"
"You can't say the same about the people upstairs. There are many dangers in the wilderness. But one thing is true. Mr. Xu Le is awesome!"
"In this way, the anchor's scope of activities can be expanded at once."
"Treasure host!"
"Guard the best brother Xu Le!"
[Current popularity in the live broadcast room: 220000! 】
……
Outside the live broadcast hall of the program group, Mr. Chen was humming a song and going to get off work.
The phone rang suddenly.
"What do you want me to do? What? Xu Le? Xu Le encountered a wild boar?! What the hell, I had a meeting all afternoon. What happened to the island?"
"Have you called the nearest rescue team? Don't worry about whether it will cause him to be out of the game, save his life first!"
"What? No need? Wori... I'm quite optimistic about Xu Le... I'm still discussing in today's meeting, should I increase the recommendation of his live broadcast room..."
"It's a pity that such a young man... has been met by a wild boar..."
"Then let's send out the rescue team. The people are gone. Don't let the wild boar ruin the remains."
"..."
"WTF?!"
"What the hell are you saying again?!"
After listening to the response on the phone, Mr. Chen was stunned for a long time, and hung up the phone stupidly.
The whole person is like a dream.
"Domesticated wild boars... that's outrageous..."
"Do I... have to work overtime again tonight?"
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