Journey to the West: I Became the Focus of the Three Realms

Zhang Xiaoshun hummed softly, another sharp turn appeared in front of him, he opened the magnet and poked it out.

This time Xiaotiangou seemed to have no protection in his hand, so anxious he yelled: "Don't come here, Daojun, I will bite you!"

Naturally, Zhang Xiaoshun would not be frightened by the dead dog, and directly poked the Xiaotian dog into the corner.

On the way, he ate two more props.

Stuck over the roaring dog, he hurriedly drifted into the corner.

Without much thought, he left behind a banana peel and an ink prop in his hand.

Xiao Tiangou, who had just turned the corner behind, was hit directly, stepped on a banana peel and started spinning around.

When Fan Lihua rushed up, affected by the ink, she was bumped by the whirling Xiaotian dog, and got stuck there as well.

"Let you block my way."

Fan Lihua was furious, and an island bomb bombarded the Xiaotiangou car.

The Xiaotian dog who had just turned around was thrown out, Fan Lihua ignored it, and sped up to chase Zhang Xiaoshun.

After running and playing for a while, it was already the second lap.

After accelerating several times in a row, Zhang Xiaoshun finally caught up with Nezha when the second lap was coming to the end.

As for Fan Lihua, under the interference of the Xiaotian dog, she pulled a little far away.

"I bomb, I shield, I electrify."

Zhang Xiaoshun chased after him, attacking Nezha in various ways.

It's just that Nezha, with shields and angels on his body, can get acceleration from time to time.

Until the end, Zhang Xiaoshun didn't hold back Nezha, and Nezha won the first place.

He was second, Fan Lihua was third, Xiaotiangou was fourth, Honghaier was fifth, and Yang Chan was finally picked up by Honghaier and became the last one.

"Hahaha, our team won, don't be convinced, we are just that good."

A victory made Xiaotiangou even more insane.

Chapter 392

"Come again, this time with three teams, wait for another team."

Unaccustomed to Xiaotiangou's arrogance, Zhang Xiaoshun was very dissatisfied.

Xiaotiangou laughed wildly: "Whatever, no matter what, our team is the first."

"What should I do if I lose?" Zhang Xiaoshun asked with a dark face.

"Impossible to lose." Xiao Tiangou was full of confidence.

Zhang Xiaoshun pursed his lips, and said aggressively, "Don't be so sure, I'm not afraid of ten thousand, just in case, what if your team really loses?"

"I lost, I lost this dog live broadcast and eat shit." Xiao Tiangou was extremely annoyed, how could he lose.

In a cave on Cuiyun Mountain, Honghaier and Nezha hesitated to speak.

This dog is stupid, isn't it, nine people, if they unite, six against three, lose without pants left.

Besides, it was because of Nezha that he was able to win the first place just now. On his own, he would definitely lose.

"This is what you said. I didn't force you. The sound has been recorded here. If you lose, you will be ashamed!"

Zhang Xiaoshun pursed his lips, deliberately scaring Xiaotiangou.

At this time, a small team had already joined in, Zhang Xiaoshun looked, but it was the fairy old man team, two fairies, one was Zi'er and the other was Lan'er.

As for the old man, wearing bright red clothes, Zhang Xiaoshun found that he didn't recognize him.

"Wow, it's Daojun and the others. This princess wants to bomb Daojun, boom boom boom."

Seeing that it was Zhang Xiaoshun and others, Zi'er shouted excitedly.

Zhang Xiaoshun had a headache, glared at Zi'er angrily and said, "I didn't offend you, did I?"

"Why not, you won't let me meet my Dong Lang." Zi'er said angrily.

"It's your father and queen mother who didn't let me see you, okay, let me let you see, if you can't help it, something happens and you touch the sky, what should you do?"

Wuyu curled his lips, Zhang Xiaoshun shot back angrily.

After being stunned for a while, Zi'er said weakly: "I just complain a little, Daojun, don't be angry."

"By the way, Daojun, is Dong Yong okay? What level has he cultivated to?"

Seeing that Zi'er apologized, Zhang Xiaoshun said that he didn't mind, he didn't take it seriously at first.

"Dong Yong, that guy's cultivation speed is very fast. Now he is refining Qi and returning to God, and he is about to break through refining God to return to void. It won't take long to become an immortal, just wait for a while!"

At this time, the old man in red suddenly said: "You are the Taoist Lord, the Taoist Lord's supernatural powers are really against the sky, and the old man's duties have been robbed by you."

"What and what, by the way, who are you, why haven't I seen it before?"

Looking at the old man in red who was talking, Zhang Xiaoshun's eyes flashed with curiosity.

Zi'er rushed to introduce: "Dao Jun, he is Yuelao!"

"Yuelao?" Zhang Xiaoshun was stunned, he had traveled to the Heavenly Court so many times, but he had never seen this guy before.

Isn't Yuelao the god who is in charge of marriage, Zi'er and the others, is this guy tampering with it?

Thinking in his heart, Zhang Xiaoshun couldn't help looking at Yuelao's waist, but then suddenly realized that this is a game, not reality.

It is said that Yuelao has a red pouch around his waist, which contains a lot of red strings. As long as he uses red strings to tie the ankles of men and women in the world together, no matter whether it is an enemy, a disparity between rich and poor, or a long distance, the will all come together.

"That's right, the old man is Yuelao. When I have time, I will sit down and have a good talk with Daojun."

Smiling and nodding, Yuelao makes people feel easy to get along with.

"Okay, I also have some matters, I want to ask the old man Yuexia."

Zhang Xiaoshun complied, and what he wanted to ask was naturally about Zi'er and the others.

Yuelao is actually in charge of the marriage, how could it be possible for Yaoji, Yang Tianyou, Zi'er and Dong Yong to happen.

If Zhang Xiaoshun hadn't stopped Zi'er and Dong Yong in time, it might have been another tragedy.

For the safety of his daughter, the Jade Emperor will definitely take her back and protect her, keeping her separated from Dong Yongtian, making it difficult to see her again.

At this time, the countdown gradually ended and the competition began.

The one running in the front is still the Xiaotian dog. It has to be said that this dog's reaction is fast.

Of course, it is not ruled out that other people do not want to compete with it for the first place.

In the props competition, I ran to the first place at the beginning, but it may not be No.1 in the end.

On the contrary, start running to the first place, only to be taken care of intensively.

"Xiaotiangou, where are you running, this time I will definitely defeat your group and let you live broadcast to eat shit."

Zhang Xiaoshun shouted at the top of his voice, the purpose was to let Zi'er and others hear him.

The fact was as he expected, Zi'er and the others were all astonished, looking at Xiaotiangou who was leading the charge, was this a bet?

"Let's fight Xiaotiangou and them together. Xiaotiangou said, if you don't win, you will live broadcast and eat shit."

Zhang Xiaoshun is extremely proud, dead dog, you are still young to fight with the Lord of the Dao!

Rushed into the group of props, both of them were island bombs, Zhang Xiaoshun aimed one at Xiaotiangou and the other at Nezha, and bombarded them.

One of them activated the angel and the other activated the shield, blocking Zhang Xiaoshun's attack.

Beside them, sisters Zi'er and Lan'er each threw a tornado, blocking the road completely.

"OK."

Zhang Xiaoshun was extremely happy, it really was fun with so many people.

As soon as Xiaotiangou, Nezha and Honghaier landed, they were bombarded by lightning again.

Of course, Zhang Xiaoshun and the others who ran ahead were also bombarded, and the one who shot was the slow-moving Yuelao who was at the back.

Everyone was stunned, and Yuelao had already run to the middle, second only to Xiaotiangou and the others.

Zhang Xiaoshun and the others, whose status had disappeared, set off again.

The target of everyone's attack was still Xiaotiangou and the three of them.

Under the indiscriminate bombardment of the tortoise, the little devil, the Kubi cover, the magnet, etc., the three of them were left behind.

"Dead dog, how does it feel to be chased and beaten by six people, wait for the live broadcast!"

Nezha's face was extremely dark, this dead dog, what are you doing so madly when you have nothing to do.

His face froze, Xiaotiangou said unconvinced: "What are you afraid of, the competition has just begun, let me fight back."

After driving for a while, after catching up with the big team, Xiao Tiangou suddenly opened his throat and yelled.

"Do you want to know about my bet with Daojun, I lost the live broadcast and ate shit, do you know what Daojun did when he lost the live broadcast?"

"Daojun said that after he lost, he will wear women's clothing live. I believe everyone will definitely want to see Daojun's women's clothing. Let's bombard Daojun together. I really want to see it."

After Xiaotiangou shouted, Zi'er and the others were stunned, their eyes widened, Daojun dressed as a woman?

Wanting to see that kind of scene, Zi'er, Lan'er, and Yuelao couldn't help chuckling.

Nezha and Honghaier, who followed Xiaotiangou, had their mouths twitching wildly. This dog really dared to say anything.

Just made a bet, obviously it was only its side saying what it would do if it lost, but Daojun didn't say anything.

As a result, the dog now came out of nothing.

But I have to say that this move was ruthless enough, Nezha and Honghaier also had some expectations for Zhang Xiaoshun's appearance in women's clothing.

"Come on, for Daojun's women's clothing, we will shoot them down."

Roaring Sky Dog yelled wildly, released a flying saucer, and caught Yang Chan who was running first.

Zhang Xiaoshun was running in second place at this time, and he almost vomited blood when he heard Xiaotiangou's words.

Damn dog, when did he say that he would wear women's clothing after losing? This is slander, okay?

Chapter 393 Barely Unhappy

"Mr. Dao, are you really going to lose and wear women's clothes? I'm going to blow you up!"

From behind, Zi'er's voice suddenly sounded, her tone full of excitement.

Before Zhang Xiaoshun could answer, there was a bang from behind, and something rushed up.

The two props, a banana peel and a cloud, are used later, and it seems that they cannot be hidden.

"boom!"

The next moment, Zhang Xiaoshun was overturned, turned 360 degrees, and fell down.

Two sisters, Zi'er and Lan'er, ran past him.

"It's the nonsense of that dead dog Xiaotiangou, you believe it too, how could this Taoist gentleman wear women's clothes."

Looking at the figures of the two girls running away, Zhang Xiaoshun yelled angrily.

Suddenly, there was the sound of the turtle shell cracking, and Zhang Xiaoshun, who had just finished speaking, was caught.

"Then maybe, what will the Taoist Lord do if he loses?"

Yuelao walked past Zhang Xiaoshun with a chuckle.

Behind, Xiaotiangou, Honghaier and Nezha gradually approached.

"How about it, Daojun, I lost the live broadcast to eat shit, and you lost the live broadcast of women's clothing?"

Xiaotiangou looked at Zhang Xiaoshun proudly, and was about to surpass him.