Zhang Xiaoshun arrived and waited for a while, when he saw two monks, one old and one young, approaching from a distance.
The old monk holds a Zen stick in his hand, while the young monk holds a cassock in his hand.
As a person who traveled through time, how could Zhang Xiaoshun not know that these two are Guanyin and Mu Zha.
With a sneer, Zhang Xiaoshun's eyes flickered slightly as he stared at the brocade cassock and the nine-ring tin rod in their hands.
These two treasures seem to be of high grade, looking for a chance to get them from Tang Sanzang.
When Guanyin and Muzha arrived, they found Li Shimin and boasted about their cassocks and Zen sticks. The meaning was obvious, and they hoped that Li Shimin would buy them.
"If I don't make you angry, I will count myself as a loser."
With a soft snort in his heart, Li Shimin had an idea.
He also heard Zhang Xiaoshun mention about Guanyin and Mu Zha selling cassocks.
After Guanyin finished bragging, Li Shimin pretended to ask the price, saying that Tang Sanzang was very virtuous and wanted to buy it for him.
"Since he is a virtuous and eminent monk, the poor monk does not want money, but is willing to give him away." Avalokitesvara came and refused to welcome him.
In her opinion, out of face, King Tang will definitely hold her back and give her money.
However, to Guanyin's bewilderment, seeing her leave, Li Shimin didn't care at all, took the cassock and tin staff, and asked someone to give it to Tang Sanzang on the high platform to wear.
"Nimma, why don't you play cards according to common sense?"
Guanyin turned around with a dark face, feeling angry.
As long as Li Shimin stops her from mentioning the money, she can pretend to be coercive, showing the image of a detached monk, and prepare for her real body to appear in a while.
Well now, Li Shimin's unreasonable trick directly fooled her.
Seeing the fleeting displeasure in Guanyin's eyes, Li Shimin was very happy and happy.
Want to buy the hearts of the people under my rule?
Fuck you, sir, no way.
"It is rumored that the king of the Tang Dynasty was wise and virtuous, the country was rich and the people were strong, and the poor monk knew how to get here."
Guanyin, who was in a bad mood, couldn't help ridiculing Li Shimin.
How could Li Shimin not understand the meaning of the words, and the corners of his mouth could not help but curl up slightly.
Hearing this meaning, Guanyin was very angry!
"What, the eminent monk wants money again? Let's just say, come and get 1 taels of silver."
Pretending to be understanding and pretending to be confused, Li Shimin waved to the people beside him proudly.
Guanyin almost exploded with anger, what the hell, does the poor monk want money?
With mere ordinary money, can you buy Buddhist treasures like brocade cassocks and nine-ringed tin rods?
Guanyin was so angry that his liver hurt a little. Is this Tang Wang really stupid or fake? He still speaks so loudly.
"No, money is something outside of the body. Besides, the poor monk has vows first. As long as he respects the Three Jewels, rejoices when he sees good things, and takes refuge in my Buddha, he will not ask for money."
"I see that your majesty is virtuous and good, and respects my Buddhism. Besides, the eminent monks are also virtuous and deeds. They preach the Dafa. They should be offered, and no money is required."
Waving his hands, Guanyin pretended to be a wave, showing how detached he was.
How could Li Shimin let her get what she wanted? He sneered in his heart, shook his head and said loudly: "The eminent monk made a mistake. I don't respect Buddha all my life, and only believe in the way of the emperor."
"How about this, the empress still asks someone to give you money, and I don't want your cassock and tin staff for nothing."
I am Nima!
Guanyin was almost furious. Believe it or not, this master showed his real body and shot you to death?
The ghost's way of the emperor, the three emperors of the human race are hidden from the world, and the Taoism has been lost. How can there be a real way of the emperor now?
Chapter 59
Zhang Xiaoshun huddled in the crowd, seeing Guanyin's unattractive expression, he was overjoyed.
Among other things, Li Shimin's ability to pretend to be stupid is absolutely superb.
"Is that Guanyin? Tsk tsk, does that king of Tang know that he is trying to die?"
Huang'er stood beside Zhang Xiaoshun, watching the play with her head tilted.
Zhang Xiaoshun didn't tell her all the details of the plan, so she didn't know some things, for example, the old monk in front of her was transformed by Guanyin.
"You can know it just by looking at it. It's boring to know it in advance."
Smiling and shaking his head, Zhang Xiaoshun didn't answer.
Ahead, Guanyin glanced at Li Shimin coldly, and walked forward with Mu Zha: "Send it as you say, poor monk won't ask for money."
Looking at the backs of the two, Li Shimin was overjoyed, telling you to plot against me and make you mad.
Guanyin and Muzha went all the way to the audience, and after listening for a while, Guanyin suddenly shouted loudly.
"Then monk, you only talk about the Hinayana teachings, can you talk about the Mahayana?"
Tang Sanzang on the stage was a little dazed, stopped preaching, shook his head and said: "The monks I have met all teach the Hinayana teachings, and don't know the Mahayana."
There was a smile on Guanyin's face: "You Hinayana Dharma, you can't save the dead from exaltation, you can only make the vulgar and light."
"My Mahayana Buddhism can surpass the dead and ascend to heaven, can save people from suffering, can cultivate the body of infinite life, and can do neither coming nor going."
After finishing speaking, Avalokitesvara pretended to be a master, waiting for Tang Sanzang to take the bait.
Li Shimin over there, she doesn't want to persuade him anymore, she will show her real body later, if she doesn't believe him, she dare not let Tang Sanzang go to learn scriptures.
Hearing that Mahayana Dharma is so good, Tang Seng's heart was moved in an instant, and he was going to ask Guanyin where there is Mahayana Dharma.
But at this moment, there were waves of uniform shouts from a distance.
"Cultivate immortals, cultivate immortals, we want to cultivate immortals!"
"My fate is up to me, what about ordinary people, what about poor aptitude, if aptitude is not enough, work hard to make up for it!"
"Demons, ghosts, and monsters, I will kill them with a single sword. Demons and monsters are hard to beat, and I am invincible in Taoism!"
Looking in the direction of the sound, a bunch of people are coming here densely.
The leader is an old man with white beard and hair, holding a bamboo pole with a piece of white cloth hanging on it, with four big characters written: Immortals guide the way.
The crowd came in mighty form, and they stood still not far below the high platform, heading towards Tang Sanzang on the platform.
"That monk, are you saving ghosts?"
The old man in the lead suddenly said, this old man is none other than Zhou Xian sent by Zhang Xiaoshun.
Before Tang Sanzang could open his mouth, Zhou Yixian said to himself, "Extreme saving is a hammer. It's called super-du if it sounds good, but it's not beheading if it sounds bad."
"Amitabha, it's a sin, a sin." Tang Sanzang was stunned, and hurriedly saluted with palms together.
"Benefactor, this statement is absurd, saving lives is not beheading!"
Zhou Yixian curled his lips and said disapprovingly: "Then you tell me, what's the difference? Both disappear, what's the difference?"
"Salvation is to send them to the Western Paradise, how can it be compared to beheading." Tang Sanzang argued.
"Stop talking about these useless things. The Ghost World of Ultimate Bliss is just a fictional place. The so-called transcendence, in the final analysis, is not about purifying and killing them."
Tang Sanzang was speechless when he was said, it seems to be reasonable!
He really didn't know where the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss was.
This sudden scene stunned Avalokitesvara, who was about to wait for Tang Sanzang to inquire about Mahayana Buddhism, and her face became very ugly.
Sure enough, an accident happened. Where did these people come from.
Why should they oppose our Buddhism.
Divine consciousness quickly swept through the crowd, and Guanyin was surprised to find that everyone was mortal.
Occasionally, there are a few people who practice, and their cultivation base is not very high, including the old man in the head, who has almost no mana fluctuations.
Chapter 60 Fortune-telling to Avalokitesvara
"Monk, how about this, I'll do a fortune-telling calculation for you for free!"
Seeing Tang Sanzang stunned, Zhou Yixian stroked his beard and smiled, pointing to the bamboo pole in his hand.
Before Tang Sanzang could speak, Zhou Yixian ran up to the high platform by himself, took Tang Sanzang's hand and pretended to watch it.
"Lying on the grass, it's not good, monk, you are born with a fierce life, and you are born to be incompatible with the word 'Xi'. Once you get on it, you will definitely suffer countless disasters."
After a few glances, Zhou Yixian yelled out in surprise.
Tang Sanzang is in a daze, does he disagree with Xi?
Hearing this, Guanyin's face completely darkened, it's no wonder he didn't come to make trouble.
It's just how did this old man know that Tang Sanzang would encounter disasters on his way west. Could it be the incarnation of a certain power in the Three Realms?
His face was cloudy for a while, Guanyin felt that it was time for him to come forward, and couldn't help coughing lightly.
As soon as she coughed, Zhou Yixian's eyes fell on her involuntarily.
"You have to do the math too, okay, I'll do the math for you."
As Zhou Yixian said, he couldn't help but grab Guanyin's hand.
The anger in Guanyin's heart, even if you are the incarnation of the power of the Three Realms, you can't be so frivolous!
Panicked, Guanyin dodged away, and the unknown fire in his heart burst out.
What went wrong? Why is it so difficult to do something that can be done easily in the imagination?
"It doesn't matter if you don't need to read your palm. This old man has the Algorithm of Observing the Gods, and you can tell your fate just by looking at your face... I, me, me, I wipe, your fate is actually the fate of the lone star of the god of evil, and you will be lonely and widowed for a lifetime!"
Zhou Zhouxian's eyes widened, looking at Guanyin in disbelief.
The anger in my heart, Guanyin no longer intends to bear it.
So what about the incarnation of power, it's too deceiving.
The Buddha's light rose from the angry Guanyin's body, revealing his real body, stepping on the auspicious clouds, flying straight to the sky above the high platform, looking down at the crowd.
Seeing this, Mu Zha also flew up in a hurry, and stood beside Guanyin, playing the role of a boy.
"Guanyin?"
"God, it's Guanyin Bodhisattva, Guanyin Bodhisattva has manifested, everyone, worship quickly."
When someone in the crowd saw the true body of Guanyin, they became extremely excited and shouted loudly.
There are even more devout believers who have already knelt down on the ground.
Tang Sanzang was also shocked, and hurriedly saluted respectfully.
He would never have thought that the one who mentioned Mahayana Buddhism to him was the legendary Avalokitesvara.
"What is our purpose?"
Before the Guanyin in the sky could speak, a voice that didn't suit the atmosphere suddenly sounded at this moment.
Everyone looked, but they were shocked to see that it was Zhou Xian.
At this time, Zhou Yixian raised the bamboo pole in his hand, his face was upright, his beard and hair were all white, and he looked a bit like a fairy.
"Cultivate immortals, cultivate immortals, we want to cultivate immortals!"
"My fate is up to me, what about ordinary people, what about poor aptitude, if aptitude is not enough, work hard to make up for it!"
"Demons, ghosts, and monsters, I will kill them with a single sword. Demons and monsters are hard to beat, and I am invincible in Taoism!"
As soon as Zhou Yi's words fell, the group of people who followed him shouted.
The voice is called a uniform, that is called a loud and clear.
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