Chapter 873
"Go, why are you addicted? Go away."
Unexpectedly, the third uncle glared at the fat man who volunteered and scolded him.
Pang Dahai helplessly spread his hands at me, expressing that he had no choice.
I was anxious again: "Third Uncle, you just picked up your own nephew, didn't you?"
The third uncle pressed my shoulder hard and pushed me to sit down. Then he explained to me patiently: "Nephew, you said that. I am your uncle. We are not much worse than father and son. I How can I pick you up? Listen to me and tell you, can you lose your temper again?"
I saw that my third uncle was also blushing, so I calmed down a bit, and prepared to listen to what he said.
When my third uncle saw that I had calmed down, he also breathed a sigh of relief, and complained to me: "Nephew, you are very good, but there is one thing that is not good. You always lose your temper. If you say that your third uncle, I can still hurt you." Are you yelling at Third Uncle, big or small, not afraid of being laughed at?"
I waved my hand: "Stop talking nonsense. If you don't explain this clearly, don't blame me for not recognizing your third uncle."
My third uncle and I have a relationship, and the family relationship is getting stronger and stronger.But some of the things he did really made me feel uncomfortable, especially the fact that he cheated me every now and then.
Some things before, he always pushed me to the front, in fact, in the end I really didn't care much.The third uncle boasted that he knew it already, and whatever he asked me to do was to hone me.In fact, I know that there are some things that he doesn't have a fart at all.It's just that I'm lucky to be alive until now.
Of course, the third uncle didn't mean to harm me on purpose, and he didn't rule out the idea of tempering me, but if this continues, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it.
After being robbed by me, the third uncle's face was also one red and one white. He said helplessly: "Okay, okay, let me tell you. Let's talk about human feelings first, the three of us, whether you admit it or not, I am you Don’t the elders? If something happens, the juniors don’t go ahead, so why don’t the elders go? This is against our traditional Chinese virtues. Also, are you, third uncle, and I the commander-in-chief of the three of us? If I let the fat man go, Does this mean that I, the commander-in-chief, abused my power and let my nephew hide behind while others rushed to the front? If this spread, it would not be good for our reputation. So, on this first night, you have to go, elder nephew. "
The third uncle spit on Xingzi, and said a lot, he really can say, as if I didn't go up, I would be sorry for the country, I would be sorry for my parents, and I would be sorry for my ancestors in the middle.
The third uncle saw that I was speechless, and continued: "We don't look at favors, but from the three of us. Did something happen to Fatty and I last night? Why are you the only one who is okay? Have you ever thought about it?"
I squinted my eyes and said, "I'm fine, it's because I slept like hell. I didn't hear anything. And I'm lucky."
The third uncle waved his hand: "Grass, you sleep like hell, and there is a fat guy who sleeps like hell. That snoring and thundering may not wake you up, right? Why did he hear the sound of water before you? Good luck, you Are you embarrassed to say it? You yourself were sprayed with misfortune by your grandfather and you don’t know it? That misfortune is bad luck.”
"Then...why...why?" I asked puzzled.
"Because the water is not ordinary water, the other party deliberately let the fat man hear the sound of water, so that he can be attracted to it. I don't want you to hear it, so you can't hear it." Third Uncle explained.
The fat man nodded: "I just remember that I was sleeping soundly last night, and I heard the sound of splashing water in my ears..."
The third uncle then asked: "And then, what did you hear and see?"
The fat man said: "I saw a boat docked on the water. There was a beautiful woman who was rowing the boat with an oar in her hand. The sound of the water I heard was the sound of wooden paddles. But the boat didn't move at all. It was as if it was frozen. I looked anxious, so I waded into the boat and helped the woman row. But there were no oars, so I rowed with my hands... What happened later, I can't remember... ..."
I remembered the behavior of the fat man last night, nodded and said: "When I saw you, you were lying in the bathtub, holding water with your hands. Could it be that you were rowing with your hands at that time?"
"I don't know either." The fat man looked blank.
Fatty's occurrence of such a situation, it is estimated that the third uncle can't explain it for the time being.But returning to my topic, the third uncle went on to say: "This dirty thing is also picking soft persimmons. So both the fat man and I encountered strange things, but we didn't find you. So this first night, only you go It’s the safest way. Because we still don’t have enough clues about this house, and we don’t know enough about the dirty things inside. Only by taking turns living in it may we be able to encounter more clues.”
What the third uncle said seemed to make sense, and the fat man and I nodded frequently.
But then, I came back to it.
I waved my hand: "That's not right, Uncle San, you've turned me into a daze. You said it's true to pick soft persimmons for dirty things, but which of the three of us is the softest persimmon. Putting aside the fat man, we compare, that's me It's a soft persimmon. How could they find you if they don't find me?"
The third uncle shook his head: "Nephew, I have to correct your point of view now. You are too unconfident now, and always look down on yourself. You are not the same now, do you know it?"
"I know shit?"
"If you pretend to be confused, I will tell you that you are now the sole heir of our Danyang Dao. In addition, you have a fire wheel arm guard on your body, and you still have..."
I hurriedly stopped my third uncle from continuing: "Forget it, third uncle, don't talk about it, I understand now. If one of the three of us has to live in that house, it doesn't matter if I go first. The Buddha said, If I don't go to hell, I will go to hell. I was impulsive just now, don't mind third uncle fat man." I said with a wry smile.
I knew in my heart that third uncle must have some plans in mind.He should have had a preliminary understanding of that house last night. I just need to believe that my third uncle won't let me die for no reason.The three of us are relatives, and I don't need to worry about who will go first.
After thinking about it, I was relieved.
But the third uncle waved his hand and said: "No, I have to convince you. Your identity is indeed different now... You must always remember that you are a person of identity."
"I have a fart identity, so I have an ID card. Don't fool me with the name of the successor or heir of Danyang Dao, that shit. Until now, I have held this identity, and I haven't found it useful. place."
Chapter 874 Ecological Imbalance
"Eldest nephew, you have to believe me. The matter of Danyang Taoist successor will benefit you sooner or later. But this is just one of them. You still have the body protection of the fire wheel arm, and the blood of the fire spirit saliva in your body. On the surface, we can't see it, but those ghosts are different, they can feel it when you stand there, and they are afraid of these things. So, they won't easily provoke you."
I nodded, these are the facts, I do have these two things in my body.But how useful this thing can be is only what uncle San said.Is it really so magical?
The third uncle slapped his chest loudly: "Don't worry, nephew, if you don't trust others, you have to trust the third uncle. The third uncle will guarantee that you will be safe and sound after entering."
Pang Dahai heard this, and asked the third uncle: "Uncle, you can't hurt me? It's okay for the boss to go tonight. What kind of firearm does he have, and what does he have? I don't have anything? Tomorrow is It's not my turn, I can't go in and nothing will happen."
The third uncle waved his hand: "Nonsense. Didn't you tell me to go tonight? Let's talk about tomorrow's matter later. Maybe Li Yang will find something when he goes in tonight."
"Okay, stop the ink, then tell me, what do I have to do when I go in?" I asked.
Uncle San looked at the time and said, "No hurry, it's not yet time. It's still a few hours before dark. Let's go and enjoy ourselves first. Call Huang Changfu and make arrangements for the mud therapy room."
I nodded and called Huang Changfu.
Huang Changfu thought I was going to ask about sending emails, so he opened his mouth and said, "Don't worry. I have already sent several pictures of ratfish according to the email address you gave, big and small, front and side, and even I even sent photos of the bones left over after eating."
Huang Changfu did this very reliably, I thanked him, and told me about my third uncle going to live in the mud therapy hall.
Huang Changfu fully agreed: "No problem, if you didn't ask to live in that house last night, I would have arranged it for you. You go directly to the front desk, just say I arranged it, and let them entertain you directly. I will call the front desk right away .”
I put down the phone, left the lake with my third uncle, Fatty, and prepared to go to the mud spa.
As a result, the third uncle walked a few steps, then turned his head and continued to look at the lake, not knowing what he was thinking.
I was curious and asked him what he was looking at?
The third uncle asked: "You said, there are other fish and shrimps in this Anhu lake? If there is only one kind of mousefish, then the ecological balance chain will be broken, which is not in line with the laws of nature? "
I couldn't help but look at my third uncle suspiciously.
The third uncle was taken aback: "What do you see me doing?"
I shook my head: "If I hadn't seen your face, I would have thought it was an old horse coming? I said third uncle, since when did you care about ecology? Isn't this what Ma Di should do?"
"You know what. As I said, the location of the lake and the feng shui where it is located are not quite right. It is said to be a dead lake, but it is really puzzling why ratfish can be born."
Every time the third uncle breaks down the house, the entry point is a bit unexpected.It was the same this time, he didn't pay much attention to the house, but he became very interested in the saddle lake and the ratfish.
But third uncle's question, no one can answer him.We stood by the lake with Uncle San and watched for a while, but found nothing new, so we had to go to the mud therapy hall again.
When we arrived at the front desk, we mentioned Huang Changfu, and sure enough we were warmly received.Someone led us to a large suite room.
The facilities and standards inside are luxurious enough in my opinion.The reception staff said that this is the highest standard guest room here, and Mr. Huang explained that all the consumption here can be charged to his account.
I glanced at my third uncle, and said to myself, how much we have done for Huang Changfu, and let him receive us with such a high standard.
Even though I'm going to the house alone at night, I've decided to just enjoy myself for the time being.
In the mud therapy hall, the guest room is a guest room, and you have to go to a separate area for mud therapy.
We took the room card and went to the mud therapy area under the leadership of the service staff.
The mud treatment area is also divided into rooms and treatment areas of various standards.The treatment area is also divided into health care area and pathology area.The three of us were led to the health care area, and a single room was opened, where the three of us could be treated together.
I glanced at Pang Haihai's back, the scars from my beating were still there.I asked the service staff, and said that this kind of situation will not affect the mud therapy, but it will be good for the wound.
Only then did we start mud therapy with confidence and boldness.The so-called mud therapy is actually no different from taking a bath in a hot spring.The difference is that here is not water, but mud.
We lay in the pool, covered in layers of mud.At first, I thought the mud in Huangnigou was that kind of yellow soil, but after seeing it, I found out that it is not the case. The soil here has been processed and refined to a certain extent, the color is black, but the particles are very fine.It feels smooth and greasy.Much better than I imagined.
When our whole body except our head is covered by this black mud, we can still feel the heat from the mud to our body.
This feeling is extremely comfortable, the joints of the whole body are dredged up, and it is extremely comfortable.
The waiter next to me prepared a fruit plate and hot tea, which is really a kind of enjoyment, an unprecedented enjoyment.
The three of us did it for a while, and I felt more and more that the heat of the mud was getting bigger and bigger, and just when it was about to reach the limit of my body, the temperature stopped.
This feeling has continued, which should be the process of entering the treatment.
However, mud therapy can't last too long.
Comfortable and comfortable, we buried in the mud for an hour, we felt hot and hot, and our heads began to sweat.
In the end we had to crawl out of the mud and take a shower in the next bathroom, and the mud therapy was over.
During this period, I asked my third uncle several times what I needed to do at night, and my third uncle always said that it was too late, and he looked at the time from time to time, as if he was waiting for something.
When we got dressed and walked from the mud therapy hall to our room, a waiter came to find us and said that someone was looking for Mr. Li Dongbin outside.
Upon hearing this, the third uncle nodded and said, "It's finally here."
Fatty and I didn't know what Uncle San was talking about. Seeing him go straight to the gate, we quickly followed to see what happened.
When we got to the gate, we saw an old man standing outside, dressed in plain clothes, waiting for us with his hands in his hands.
I don't know this old man, nor have I ever seen him.
The third uncle walked over and reported himself to the old man.The old man was very respectful, and said: "Master, the work is done, do you want to go to check it?"
Chapter 875 1 Yuan Money Wallpaper
The third uncle waved his hand: "There's no need to test, since you dare to take this job, you can't go wrong. You can find Huang Changfu for the wages."
The old man nodded and said: "Thank you, my boss. The wages have been settled, and you will get rich. Since I don't approve, then I will leave first. If you have any questions, come to us at any time."
Saying that, the old man nodded and bowed, bid farewell to us and left.
Pang Dahai and I are confused, what the hell is third uncle doing?
Seeing this, it seems that the third uncle hired the old man to do some work, and after the old man finished his work, he came to ask the third uncle to inspect his work.
When the old man left, the third uncle waved his hands at us and said, "Okay, although we don't need to test, we have to go to the scene to see."
We left the mud therapy hall with Uncle San, I was puzzled and asked, "Uncle San, are you going to Huang Ergui's house?"
The third uncle stared: "What Huang Ergui's house is our house, strictly speaking, it is the house of our Dacai real estate agency company."
I smiled wryly and said, "Is it interesting to bite this word? You know what I mean, you just have to. What did you do with that old man just now?"
The third uncle didn't hide it this time, and said casually: "It's nothing, I asked the old man to put a layer of wallpaper on our house."
"Huh? Post wallpaper?"
The fat man and I were taken aback.
"After the house is in hand, it must be renovated. I think the walls are a little yellow."
Third Uncle stretched his waist as he walked, lazily walking on the street.
"Fucking third uncle, are you real? You don't know what's going on with the house yet, why don't you post a shitty wallpaper? Isn't this a waste of money?"
I followed Third Uncle closely and kept moaning next to him.
The third uncle said lightly: "It's not expensive, it's only 1 yuan to paste the wallpaper."
"How much? One... ten thousand... yuan? Did you get your head in the mud during the mud treatment? Gold stickers? The salary is 1 yuan?" I was anxious at the time.
Pang Dahai said from the side: "Boss, please be safe and don't be impatient, I think Uncle Master is joking with you."
The third uncle smiled: "Who is joking with you? If you don't believe me, you can ask Huang Changfu. I will ask him to take out 1 yuan from the house payment we called him. Later, Yangzi, you can call Chen Tao and ask him to give Huang Changfu more money." Make up [-] yuan. Huang Changfu didn't ask us to write a statement, so we have to keep our word."
"Is it really ten thousand? Damn, I won't hit you. If I want to hit you, third uncle, you are really crazy."
The third uncle was robbed by me for a while, and he didn't care. Seeing that I didn't care about his business, he called Chen Tao himself. In front of us, no matter whether Chen Tao was happy or not, he forcefully asked Chen Tao to call Huang Changfu again. I paid 1 yuan.
It seems that this is true.
I was annoyed for a while, holding my breath, and said to myself that when I got to the place, I would like to see what kind of bird the wallpaper that cost [-] yuan could make.
Soon we returned to Huang Ergui's house.Oh, according to Uncle San, it was back to the house of our Dacai Real Estate Agency.
At this time, it was more than four o'clock in the afternoon, and there were still two or three hours before dark.It shouldn't be a big problem to go to this house at this time.
When passing by the yard, the third uncle looked at the three trees in the yard again, without saying anything, he went straight through the yard and opened the door to the first floor.
At this time, the light was good, and the entire first floor was under a piece of sunlight.
I went to look at the walls on the first floor first, and sure enough, a layer of gray wallpaper was pasted on the two walls of the living room.
I walked up to it and touched it with my hand. The wallpaper was still slightly damp, and it looked like it had just been posted not long ago.And to the touch, the wallpaper feels rough, so it shouldn't be a good wallpaper.
To make matters worse, the craftsmanship of this wallpaper is even worse.
The wallpaper was pasted all over the wall, but it was pasted one piece at another, not only the gaps between the wallpapers were not very neat, and some places were also uneven.
Pang Dahai saw that the wallpaper was pasted like this grandma, so he came up and said to the third uncle: "I said, uncle, you gave 1 yuan for this broken wallpaper and this craftsmanship? Why do you make cheap things for outsiders? If I knew it earlier, I would post it for you. I don’t want [-], just give me [-]. It’s better to keep it than he posted.”
The second uncle glared at the fat man: "Fart, it's up to you? Just this craft, you can practice for another 20 years, right? I didn't expect that this Nandou Town is really hidden dragons and crouching tigers, and I can find such craftsmen. I am impressed by the Dao Lord." .”
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