"So... does big brother want a wife?"
"puff--!"
I almost didn't spit out when I heard this. Is this what a little girl with a mental age of only 16 should have? !Are you tempting me to commit a crime?You are so open at such a young age!Besides, do you know what a wife is when you are so young?Please……
I really had to stop and slap myself when I thought of this, I think I really misunderstood Sasha...
"Do you want Sasha to send your wife?"
If you just listen to this sentence, you must be thinking about it. A loli who is nothing like a loli except for her IQ discusses such ambiguous issues with you, even if there is a question of "does loli want her?" It's normal to think of it as a gift for you as a wife...but actually from Sasha's point of view...it's too wrong!
Sasha stretched out her right hand, shaking it back and forth, in order to show me what she was holding in her hand - a Q-version Two-dimensional girl mobile phone pendant...
This is very embarrassing...
It’s really time for retribution... This is exactly the "baby" I told Sasha 3 months ago that this thing is called "wife" and gave her. Unexpectedly, I was sarcastically ridiculed in this way...
But in order not to embarrass myself, I will definitely refuse!
"No need... Wife, you should keep it to yourself!"
And just relying on your expression like cutting flesh, I am absolutely embarrassed to want to come back!
"But if big brother is lonely, doesn't he need his wife to comfort him?"
"Only a pervert would think that way!"
"This is what the big brother said, "The wife is something that every boy yearns for. A man will regard her as the most precious and favorite thing. If that man does not have a wife, then he will lose his life. Spend the rest of your life in infinite pain! Our wife is our most precious treasure!" Isn't this the original words of the big brother? "
"..."
I am speechless, this is indeed what I said, but it was the words that fooled Sasha back then, as expected, I still miss my lord very much...but...
Why do you still remember verbatim such a long conversation!
"Use Shasha's wife to comfort big brother, Shasha won't mind."
It's as if I'm going to put a forgiveness hat on you!And please stop this bad conversation!
"These are not important! I didn't come to you to discuss my wife's problems!"
Forgive me for casting a big shadow on the word "wife" because of Sasha, but I really have something to do when I come to Sasha!
"Then big brother wants to do... that kind of thing with Sasha? Sasha... Sasha is not ready yet... that... at least until Shasha grows up... this is what my mother said..."
Ha, what strange thought did you have?And... a beast would attack a child!
"You think too much……"
"What...why can Sister Lola and Sister Lissus...Big brother is really partial..."
Was it the relationship between Lola and Lissus that made you think this way?I'm sorry, I will definitely keep a distance between the two of them next time... Eh? !I have nothing to do with the two of them!
"Can this kind of thing be eccentric?"
"Big brother is so bad!"
"..."
This thought jumps too fast, I'm sorry I can't keep up with your speed, but in order to prevent the topic from going off track again, I immediately stated the purpose of coming here.
"I just want to know what this means..."
After I finished speaking, I held up the strip of cloth that Goode gave me, and there was a calendar with many strange symbols on it...
As for why it is called a calendar, because from the format point of view, I don’t think it has any other use except for a calendar. I don’t believe that Goode will give me a math problem saying “this day Must come" This kind of proves the time.
"That guy Gude drew a circle on it, I really don't know how to read it..."
I originally planned to ask Goode directly, but that guy ran too fast, so I chose to ask another original resident of this world, Sasha, because the format of this calendar is completely different from that of the earth.
"This...is a calendar!"
"I know... I want to ask what day is it?"
"Well... ten days later!"
I finally solved the problem of time. It seems that I have learned more about the calendar in the study of the other world. However, 10 days from the place where the wreath is placed is the current date. I am really smart...
It's boring!
"Speaking of which, does this day have any special meaning?"
I figured Goode wouldn't have given me a date for me to come for no reason, so I asked anyway.
"Eh? Brother, don't you know about the harvest day? Today is the harvest day!"
Sasha replied with strong expectations.
…………
Fifty Troubled Lives
When it comes to Payday, probably only the No.1 shooting game in which a group of four gangsters keep robbing banks flashed in my mind, and then... nothing else.
Is it possible that this Payday is for us to loot the imperial treasury together? !
Let's just call it Day of the Dead!
Apparently this festival has other meanings.
But Sasha explained it to me for a long time, but I still didn't understand what kind of festival it was. I probably suspected that she didn't know it herself, otherwise she wouldn't have talked about it for a long time without explaining why. Just know that this is a very grand, grand, grand, grand festival...
That's right, that's what Sasha said.
Anyway, there are still ten days, so it is not necessary to fully understand it now.
Afterwards, I chatted with Sasha about other interesting things, and then I went back to my cave. The cocooned Lissus was still there. I was still very worried about leaving her alone in the cave for a long time.
In fact, I have been looking forward to whether Li Susi will give me a surprise after returning to the cave, telling me that she has transformed from the cocoon...
But I thought too much. After returning to the cave, I didn’t hear Lisus’ lazy voice, and I didn’t see the tail that was moving all the time. The egg-like cocoon was still in the corner I placed for safety. , without any change.
"I miss you..."
Now I am no longer worthy of being an otaku, after all I am used to the life with Lissus and it is really hard to be alone again.
But I really can't just wait for Lissus to return, because even without Lissus, life will go on, unless I want to starve to death here.
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