Being bred by the worm mother to breed offspring?

"Xian Ren, you are showing a perverted expression."

"..."

Who the hell taught you the word pervert for such a young child!I must kill him!

"A child like you knows what is abnormal..."

But the big sister outside described Xian Ren in this way. "

"She's in a special situation!"

"Well... how should I describe it?"

"Let me think about it... If you see me showing this kind of expression to you in the future, use charming to describe it! Say 'Xian Ren is so charming' to describe it, it is very appropriate!"

"Xian Ren is really charming?"

"what"

"Xian Ren has shown a charming expression again."

"Ah ah ah"

"Idleness is scary."

"Ah?!!"

I almost indulged in shameful things, but at the critical moment, I managed to stop my fantasy in time.

"You guy... Forget it, actually, these glasses have a very interesting function. Now close your eyes and listen to me..."

Thinking of my work that I thought was ingenious, I am a little excited, and now I can't wait to see it reveal its essence.

"Ok!"

Yvette sat there quietly, closed her eyes, and waited for my next content.

"Now, apply your ability to grow plants to the glasses, and remember not to open your eyes."

After I finished speaking, Yvette replied with a "huh", and then did as I said.

This kind of scene that I have only seen in sci-fi movies really appeared in front of my eyes. Tiny vines drilled out from the corner and gradually covered the glasses. Then, white flowers bloomed from above. This beautiful picture appeared on the face of this equally lovely child. I can't describe this feeling. From the very first moment, I took out my mobile phone and clicked on the shooting button to record this picture completely.

"Is it okay? Idle Ren?"

"Okay, now open your eyes."

"Okay... eh??"

When she opened her eyes, I had already put the mobile phone in front of her eyes, and the picture showed her flowers blooming with her eyes closed.

"This...this...this is..."

"This is you."

"Wow——!"

As a result, Yvette cried, which stunned me who was once intoxicated in my work.If they can understand English, a "Watt" can definitely express my mood.

"Hey? What's the matter?!"

"I... I ran to a strange place! I'm going to die! Whoa whoa!!"

"..."

I forgot, now these vegetative people don’t know the existence of the mobile phone, even if I tell them that it is a time stopper, they will believe that when they see their sudden appearance in the mobile phone, they will definitely jump, after all, she is still a child ...

Isn't this a joke! !

Most of the next time was wasted coaxing the baby, and it took a long time anyway before Yvette finally believed that she wasn't going away and that this was just an ordinary photo.

"It's strange to be idle."

"What are you trying to express..."

"For Xian Ren, the things around Xian Ren are very strange."

"Ha... ha... probably because I'm human."

Can I explain to her that I have traveled through time?It is estimated that she will be frightened again and cry loudly.

"It turns out that Xianren is a human being..."

"Don't answer with such words that may sound misleading!"

"why?"

"Forget it... just be happy..."

"Human beings are weird."

"It sounds even weirder this time!!"

Fighting wits with children, I can also enjoy it so much, it seems that I am hopeless.

"Surya taught me to say crab crab when I receive gifts from others, so crab crab is free."

When the little loli said thank you, her voice became whiny. Facing her gratitude, of course I had to pretend that I didn't care, although I thought in my heart that flirting with loli was just a fee.

"It's nothing, it's nothing for such a cute little fairy to send a pair of glasses."

While talking, rubbing her immature face, she didn't stop even after she made a cute woo-wah sound, it's not my intention, it's just so comfortable I feel like my hands are sealed so I can't stop down...

ha?Do you think I'm really going to say that?How is it possible, I did it on purpose.

"But then again, don't call me idle anymore, it sounds weird."

When I heard that she always called me Xianren, I thought it was necessary for her to change the title.

"Hmm... why is the hairspray swollen?"

So cute, it's impossible to stop!

"What's it called...that's really a question."

In fact, I have already thought about it a long time ago. I have another plan to take in a younger sister. I am pretending to be so hesitant now. Calling Brother Xianren is the best!

But maybe I'm thinking... Do you think I'm thinking too much?certainly not!I think too little!