Being bred by the worm mother to breed offspring?

Just like people.

I didn't know what I was thinking, so I suddenly looked at Lissus.

"Did you think I would make complaints like 'I can't bear the big spider' this time?"

Lisuth gave me a supercilious look, and I felt my IQ was insulted.

"...Actually, what you say is a kind of complaint."

Thinking about it carefully, I have been in a different world for a long time, and my living habits have been greatly influenced by the different world, but in the same way, as my closest friend, Lissus, has also been influenced by the culture of the earth. For example, this guy now even knows the word "Tucao"!

"What's the matter? Shouldn't Xian Ren say something like 'Thinking too much!' at this time?"

Is the rant still going on? !How many shocking statements have you mastered!

"It's not that I have no confidence..."

"Look, it's the same as now."

"Take the dog!!"

"Dog... dog dazed? What do you mean?"

"It's nothing, it's just a compliment to you."

"Oh! Then I'm a dog!"

"..."

Taking advantage of Lisusi's inattention, I silently slapped myself.She was crushed in every way.

But it is because Lissus is by my side that I will always be so happy. If I came to this different world and did not meet Lissus, what kind of life would I experience?

Maybe it was eaten by other monsters long ago.

I always feel that I have complained about this many times, well, forget it, why think so much.

Sadly, after leaving the giant spider's cave, Lissus and I drove another full day.But I haven't seen any monsters at all these days.Thinking about it carefully, the monsters I met before seem to have been met by accident, which made me wonder where the forest known as the human forbidden zone is dangerous...

Is it possible that I really have to shout at the top of my voice, "Alliance is formed, Tianqi City is allied, interested guests come out and take a look"? !Do not make jokes.

Moreover, driving is a relatively boring thing. Although people who drive for the first time will become addicted to driving, I can't understand the excitement of driving to the toilet, but for an old driver... there is no As far as the simple noun with extended meaning is concerned - "veteran driver", driving is a tiring and boring thing.

Anyway, there are no traffic lights or cameras in this different world, and even if there are, I don't have a license plate number, so I just play with my phone while driving.

"Idle Ren, it's dangerous."

"I know."

"Then concentrate on driving."

"Ah... there's no one here... Eh? Don't poke me!!"

Seeing my absent-minded appearance, Lisuth, who is my female...sex friend, was of course very dissatisfied. When she saw that just talking about me didn't have any practical effect, she poked me directly.

"Then concentrate on driving!"

"What's the matter...and you are more dangerous like this!"

The place to sit in the co-pilot was too small, so after Lei Ting stayed in Ante Kingdom, she fell in love with the big rear seat.So now she's just stretched out like this, crawling on the back of my seat and harassing me non-stop.

What's even more naughty is that this guy even smeared her tail with slime and wrote on my face!

I don't know where she learned this skill, because after the mucus dries, it will leave a skin-like substance, so there are actually a lot of words written on my face.

"Hey! Xianren Xianren! There are words on the face! It's still shining!"

"You bastard, what are you writing?"

Seeing such a mischievous Lisus, I feel warm in my heart. Compared with the test of life and death in battle, this warm daily life makes me more addicted.

"Guess it?"

"Huh? I guess... well... Xianren is the best handsome guy in the world! How about it, isn't it?"

"Idiot! How could you write so many words on your face!"

"Eh... that's what you said... what is that?"

"You idiot..."

"Eh? If you don't say it, don't you say it, why do you call me an idiot?"

"Idiot idiot idiot! I mean! All I wrote was 'You idiot'!"

"..."

I always feel that being scolded is very correct...but I still feel so uncomfortable being called an idiot!

Probably Lissus was addicted to playing, so she wrote a lot of words on my body, I couldn't feel it, even if I asked her, she would answer like this:

"It's a secret."

secret?Pfft, this is the first time I've heard of a secret written on someone else's body.

…………

76: Christmas

It was only when I was looking through my phone in my spare time that I realized that today is a special day.

How the calendar of the different world is divided, I still don't quite understand it, anyway, as long as the 24-hour system is still the same as that of the earth, it will be no different to me.

So more or less the calendar in the mobile phone has less influence on me.

In other words, I have gotten used to the new way of life in a different world.

If I want to explain it in detail, it seems that only the Spring Festival is probably very similar in time and method to the festivals I celebrated when I was on Earth. After all, there must be a day to celebrate the beginning of the new year.

So today - December 25th, it's Christmas.

I seem to have missed last year’s Christmas, oh no, to get to the bottom of it, even as a person on earth, I despise foreigners’ festivals very much, so every Christmas I just buy each other an apple to express The blessing is almost there.

But having said that, if you have lived in a foreign land for too long, as long as there is a little thing about your hometown, it can arouse strong emotions.To give a simple example, for example, if you have lived in the United States for five years, you will feel very excited when you suddenly see people from the Celestial Dynasty. people.

This is almost how I feel now. Counting with my fingers, I have lived in a different world, not in another country, for two years.

Two years... that's not a long time, but it's not a short time either.