"Well, do humans think I'm pornographic?"
"Do not."
"Sure enough..."
"I mean you're out of the porn side!"
It never occurred to me that this big spider sister who was eager to eat me was actually a master of dirty jokes! !
"Thank you for the compliment."
This is not something worthy of praise!
However, just talking about it for a while, my waist has been wrapped in spider silk, and now it seems that my hands and head will be wrapped soon.
"That...for the sake of our happy chat, can you let me go?"
"Well, the bones will remain."
Why does it feel more terrifying?
"Well...how about I find you something to eat? If you want something to eat, I can cook..."
"If I can find food in this winter, how can I catch you?"
It seems that this is also correct...Because there is really nothing to eat in winter, just in the morning, Li Susi and I were also worried about this problem. After all, everyone is hiding for the winter, so...
So am I just so unlucky? !
"But why didn't you catch Lisus!"
"The worm? Because it's more dangerous."
"Are you calling me weak in disguise..."
Although it is true...
"Of course, hey hey, even if you do something interesting to humans now, can't you resist, such as sleeping together?"
"If you can stop eating me, let alone sleep, I would be happy to sleep for the rest of my life."
"Tch, human beings are indeed creatures that think from the lower body."
"Bastard! Only you are not qualified to say this!"
But although chatting with Big Sister Big Spider is a very pleasant thing, it is based on the premise of equal status. Judging from the current situation, it is obvious that she is the predator and I am the prey.
How can we talk about this!
"Human beings are really cunning."
"The cunning me is about to be eaten by the more cunning you!"
"That's right... Do humans want to call for help?"
"Of course—Lisus—! Help—! I'm going to be eaten by a big spider—!"
As a result, nothing happens except the echo.
"It seems that your master doesn't like you anymore."
"The ghost is your master...ah no... she is not my master! It's just that she can't hear it!"
"Can this give you confidence in humans? Well, yes, I'm saying that because I don't have confidence in men."
"I'm fine with that...so why are you talking about this dirty joke that isn't funny at all!"
"Don't worry. Anyway, she won't come."
When talking, the jewel on Miss Spider's head would always reflect the dizzy light coming in from time to time, so sexy, I couldn't believe that such a cute half-human would eat me.
But no matter how imaginative it is, this is the truth. Now my hands are wrapped in spider silk, and they will soon reach the position of my chest.
I'm still doing the final struggle.
"Hey, I said can we stop for a while?"
"When a man stops suddenly while doing this kind of thing, it makes women feel very uncomfortable."
"..."
I feel like I made a very bad decision talking to her.
"Speaking of which, I haven't introduced myself yet... How about we get to know each other first?"
"Ok?"
So you should stop!
"My name is Xianren, nice to meet you."
Now in this situation, besides talking, I really don't know what else I can do.
"Idle job?"
But in front of my name, the big spider sister suddenly froze, which made me a little overjoyed.Speaking of which, the name Xianren is indeed quite famous. Thanks to the Apocalypse City, coupled with the reasons for doing too many great things, many humans and monsters have recognized the name Xianren. This is something I want to be proud of. After all My friendliness to monsters is recognized. Now that the big spider shows this expression, it should be the reason why I know me, and then maybe they will let me go because I am a good person. Sure enough, I still have a little reputation... …
"That's right! I'm idle! Get to know me, now you can finally let me go..."
"What are you talking about, human? There are still people in the world who say they are idlers. Are you idle? What a strange name! Hahahaha!"
…………
67: The Confrontation of Insects and Spiders!
My face hurts, this face hurts me...
This time, the other party not only didn't know me, but also slapped me in the face severely. The name Xian Ren is indeed famous, but it is definitely not to the point where everyone knows it. Maybe I am too arrogant and always think that I am It's really like the number one actor in the world.
"In short, let's talk about this first, let's treat it as the last relaxation link before you are united with me forever, let the fusion of flesh and flesh, and the fusion of heart and soul!"
"Wait... what is meant by being together forever, the fusion of flesh and flesh, the fusion of soul and soul?! You erotic pervert!"
"Isn't this obvious? I'm talking about eating you. It turns out that humans want to do this kind of thing with me. Tch, you're really perverted."
I was called a pervert by a pervert again!But I seem to have heard even more terrifying lines again!
"You... what did you just say?"
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