"Big brother, let's have a baby together!"
I heard such horrible words, and then...
Then it's time to lick it!help!I'm going to be fucked by children!To be born by a child! !
It was my most precious teammate Li Susi who saved me from the fire and water when thousands of troops were fired. Her palm cut Sasha's head unceremoniously.
Boom!
"Ah—what happened? Eh? Big sister, why did you hit Sasha?"
"cut!"
Faced with Sasha's innocent expression, Lisusi turned her head in disdain, but the tone of the "cut" was really complicated.
"Don't Sasha know what you just did?"
Finally breaking free from the shackles, I took a breath, but Sasha's innocent expression really didn't look like she was pretending.
"Huh? Just now? Eh?! The big brother actually seduced Sasha and did such a shameful thing!"
"Is it really okay to let a child like you say the word 'seduce'!And who is the victim, please see clearly! "
"Well, Sasha doesn't know why this happened..."
"how so……"
"cut!"
Hey, do you really only say "cut", Lissus?
"Idle work is mine."
"Big sister is too much! Occupy big brother alone!"
"No, mine."
"Then Sasha's treasure is exchanged with my sister?"
"I won't change it!"
"Just change it?"
"Don't change!"
"Then Sasha will steal it!"
"Who will be afraid of you! Big guy!"
Ha... so glad I'm a popular item to be fought over... yuck!I am not a commodity, what is it about me that attracts you? !
"Well... Sasha doesn't know why she is like this, she doesn't remember anything at the time, she only knows that big brother has a strange feeling, that as long as she gets in touch with big brother, she will be very comfortable, then...then... "
Sasha's face was flushed at this time, and she looked shy no matter how she looked.
"Then... I want to have a baby with my big brother"
Wow, it must be very...perverted to have a baby with Mrs. Sandworm! !
I finally stopped the weird fight between them, and Sasha answered my initial question. Fortunately, Sasha, a simple sandworm, brought me and Lissus to her home. Of course, this huge underground world that only has holes and sand can be regarded as "home".
"What does that mean?"
I didn't get it, if anything, I don't think there's anything special about me that attracts bugs.
"Sasha didn't have this kind of feeling before, but this feeling suddenly appeared after knowing that big brother is a good person, it is unbearable at all! Is big brother a fireweed? Sasha likes big brother just like fireweed !"
As for what fireweed is, I later learned that it is the favorite plant of creatures like sandworms. It grows underground near the lava layer. It is very spicy. , is fire, and its shape resembles a flame, so it has this name, but I... that thing is far from me!
"You are the plant!"
"Then why is Big Brother so attractive to Sasha?"
"Who knows! But...by the way, have you ever had this kind of situation, Lisu Si?"
"Yes."
"Uh...that's really a concise answer...so when did it start?"
"long, long ago."
"How long is a long time..."
"Well, probably... It started when I saw Xian Ren."
"It's been a long time indeed... Hey! Have you planned to do bad things to me since you met me?!"
"cut."
"..."
It seems impossible to get an answer from Chong Niang, anyway, I attribute the reason for this kind of thing to my handsome appearance, it must be like this!
…………
Since coming to someone’s home as a guest, it’s so boring just to be a “guest”. To be honest, I’m still very curious about the underground life of sandworms like salsa. Although there are sandworms on the earth, they are not so Big one!
While wandering around, I found a lot of interesting things, such as goblins who make a "grunt" sound underground.
This kind of guy is really the same as described in the film and television drama, short in stature, with a pointed nose and green skin. The only regret is that his eyes don't shine!
However, this kind of goblin has a very low IQ. Apart from being afraid of people, they just hide in the corner. To be honest, don’t the IQs of other creatures in this world not be very high?As for why there are goblins in the underground world, Sasha later told me that it was because she would be very tired if she was the only one digging holes underground, so the goblins came to help, and the two types of creatures lived together in a relatively harmonious way. Moreover, the two creatures have a unified attachment to treasures...
This is why you live together!
Of course, besides goblins, there are other interesting things, such as singing bats, which are super ugly! , the lantern plant that can glow, the pitcher plant that can change color to attract small insects, let’s call it that... In short, there are many interesting things. If they are placed on the earth, this kind of thing will definitely be caught and studied vigorously on the earth. Let’s do it again, forget it, this is not the earth anyway.
It was already night when I returned to the cave, and I was exhausted from this day. Thanks to the fact that I saw the direction of "home" after being thrown away by Sasha, otherwise, if I was relying on Lissus to guess...then I would rather Throw your shoes again!
In short, the harvest of this day is really not small. Not only did I get to know more species in this world, but I even got to know a big "loli" like Sasha... who can transform us from "food" to "good people"... What kind of terrible experience has this been through!
Ha, but this little loli is really interesting, it would be so interesting if she could become a neighbor...
How should I put it, sometimes God may inadvertently satisfy your unreliable wishes, or is this the anti-law of Murphy's Law?
In short, I advise everyone not to make wishes without authorization to get something...
ask me why?
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