Starting from Nine to Five Tang Sanzang

"no need!"

After receiving the utensils from Zhu Bajie and the other two, Monkey King responded without raising his head.

"Ah? Eight hundred and eight flavors, three catties for each flavor, only two taels of this."

Zhu Bajie, who was talking, had an extremely strange expression.

Sun Wukong didn't explain, he brought a porcelain cup and said, "Bajie, take this cup and scrape half of the navel ash from the pot."

"Why do you need pot ashes?"

Zhu Bajie, who took it, asked in a daze.

"It needs to be used in medicine!"

Zhu Bajie came up and asked in surprise: "Brother Monkey! My old pig has never heard of using pot ashes in medicine."

"What do you idiot know? Pot ash is called Baicaoshuang, which can heal all kinds of diseases!"

Zhu Bajie, who was muttering in his mouth, had no choice but to scrape off half a pot of ashes and grind them finely.

Sun Wukong poured the pot ashes into the vessel, and handed over the cup.

"Go and wait for half a cup of our horse urine."

Listening to Monkey King's words, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were stunned again.

The pot ash is still in the past, what does it mean to make horse urine.

That thing is fishy and smelly, and people with spleen deficiency will vomit as soon as they smell it.

And then take the croton rhubarb, which makes people vomit and have diarrhea. The elder brother is going to punish the king.

"Eldest brother, don't you have a grudge against the king?"

Zhu Bajie, holding a cup, looked closely at Monkey King.

If the king is fixed, the master will definitely be in no danger, but the delicious food and drink will definitely be gone.

Seeing the expressions of Zhu Bajie and the other two, Monkey King rolled his eyes.

"Bai Longma is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. If you get his urine, no matter what ailment you have, take it and you will be cured."

After thinking about it, Zhu Bajie also nodded, what the senior brother said made sense.

After saying that, Zhu Bajie took the cup and rushed out excitedly.

It was already late at night, and the white dragon horse was sleeping on the ground.

Sensing Zhu Bajie approaching, Bai Longma slowly opened his eyes.

"Second Senior Brother, it's late at night, what are you doing here?"

"Xiaobai! Give me some urine?"

Stretching the cup under the white dragon's belly, Zhu Bajie said quickly.

Bai Longma, who didn't care at first, was stunned when he heard the words, and stared at Zhu Bajie with wide eyes.

"Second senior brother, did you go wrong in your cultivation and came out in the middle of the night to beg for urine?"

Glancing at Zhang Zi under him, Bai Longma looked extremely weird.

When Zhu Bajie, who was yawning again and again, heard the words, his mind was instantly filled with black lines.

"You idiot, your big brother wants horse urine medicine, so I asked you for some."

As Zhu Bajie was talking, he really wanted to beat him up.

But thinking of the relationship between Xiaobailong and Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie still curled his lips and held back.

"Second Senior Brother, I'm afraid this is inappropriate. I was originally a flying dragon in the West Sea. I carried Master to the West to learn scriptures because I violated the rules of heaven. If I urinate across the water, the fish in the water will eat Jackie Chan; The head of the grass gets its smell and turns into a Ganoderma lucidum, and the fairy boy picks it up for a long life. How can I just throw it away in this mundane place?"

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes, and explained patiently: "This is the king of the West, not a vulgar one. As the saying goes, if all the hairs gather fur, they must be cured by the king of their own country. When the cure is good, everyone will shine, otherwise, I'm afraid it will be bad." Switch Guan Wen and leave."

When Bai Longma heard this, he nodded and called 'wait'.

I saw the white dragon horse pounced forward, squatted back, hissing rhythmically, and managed to squeeze out some time.

"Xiaobai! You are too crowded here, aren't you?"

Seeing that only half a cup was missing, Zhu Bajie was depressed.

It's so stingy to give some urine!

"Second senior brother, enough medicine!"

Bai Longma staggered his body and said firmly.

Zhu Bajie had no choice but to go back first.

"Brother Monkey! Do you think these are enough?"

Monkey King, who took a look at it, nodded, then mixed the previous bait together, and rubbed three big balls.

"Brother, is this too big?"

Looking at the pill the size of a baby's fist, Monk Sha said softly.

"It's not big, if I eat it, it's not enough for one bite."

Zhu Bajie waved his hand and directly put the pills in the small box.

After finishing it, the three of them should go to sleep and practice.

Chapter 222 The Holy Monk Helps Me

In the early morning of the next day, the king was ill and set up an imperial court. He invited the Tang monk, and immediately ordered all the officials to pay homage to the god monk Elder Sun in the Huitong Hall to get medicine.

"Holy Monk! Is it a comfortable night?"

Looking at Tang Monk sitting not far away, the king asked softly.

The disciple I saw yesterday had an ugly face, but I didn't expect this master to be fair and pure, and he was a good-looking talent.

"Your Majesty is relieved. The poor monk is just a monk. He only needs to have a canopy and a bed."

Tang Seng, who put his hands together, responded calmly.

The king nodded, and then asked curiously: "I heard that the holy monk came to the Tang Dynasty in the east. I don't know how many dynasties the emperor was in your Tang Dynasty? How many generations of ministers and sages? As for the king of Tang, he came back to life because of a serious illness. Traveling across mountains and rivers to seek scriptures?"

Tang Seng, who was sitting upright, was taken aback for a moment. He didn't expect the king to ask these questions.

"In the poor monk's place, three emperors ruled the world, and five emperors were separated. Yao and Shun were on the throne, Yu Tang was in peace with the people. Formed into a group of Zhou sons, each set up a universe..."

Not to mention that the Tang monk was talking with the king in the hall, and all the eunuchs went to the hall and prostrated themselves on the ground to the walker: "My king's special servants are waiting to receive the magic potion."

"Bajie! Go get the pills."

Sun Wukong waved his hand and said to Zhu Bajie next to him.

"okay!"

Excited in his heart, Zhu Bajie rushed into the room, fetched the box, and lifted the lid.

The eunuch who took the box quickly asked: "I don't know the god monk, what is the name of this medicine? I want to see the king and answer."

Sun Wukong had known this for a long time, and said: "This name is Wu Jindan!"

Zhu Bajie and the two behind him had strange expressions.

It was really Wujin who was mixed with the ash in the pot.

The eunuch did not doubt that he was there, so he asked again. "God monk, I don't know what introduction to use?"

"You can get both kinds of Yaoyin, the ones that are easy to get, or the Liuwu Decoction."

The eunuch was slightly taken aback, with doubts on his face.

"What are the six things?"

Seeing the curious eunuch, Monkey King jumped forward.

"The old crow's fart flying in mid-air, the carp urine in the tight water, the queen mother's face powder, the alchemy ashes in the Laojun's furnace, the torn turban worn by the Jade Emperor, three yuan, five trapped dragon's whiskers, and six decoctions. Medicine, your king will get rid of your illness in due time."

The eunuch who stood there was stunned when he heard the words.

Not to mention six, you can't get any of them.

Zhu Bajie, who was watching from the side, rolled his eyes again and again.

The elder brother's bragging ability is really getting better and better. If he didn't know what Wu Jindan was, he would have been bluffed by him.

"This thing is something that doesn't exist in the world. May I ask what is the general introduction?"

The helpless eunuch had no choice but to look at Monkey King.

There was no chance for Yaoyin just now, if this is not easy to do, then there will be no way to make a deal.

"Send it with rootless water!"

"It's easy!"

When the eunuch who was standing heard this, his eyes lit up instantly.

Compared with the previous six objects, this one is indeed very easy.

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "How can it be easy to get?"

"It's a common saying here that if you use rootless water, take a bowl to the well or down the river, scoop up the water and turn around quickly without falling to the ground or looking back, just go home and take medicine with the patient."

The eunuch smiled and quickly replied.

"No! No! The water in Hanoi in the well has roots. My rootless water is not like this. It is the water that fell from the sky and is eaten without touching the ground. That is why it is called rootless water."

Hearing this, the eunuch was startled, but he didn't care.

"It's also easy, just wait until the sky is cloudy and rainy, and then take the medicine."

Immediately, he thanked Xingzhe and offered the medicine back.

"Eldest brother! It's hot summer now, when will it rain."

He can wait to heal the king and eat and drink in the palace.

Now that everything is done, we have to wait for a rainy day, who knows when it will rain.

"You idiot! Calling the wind and calling the rain, it's not easy."

Squinting his eyes at Zhu Bajie, Monkey King replied indifferently.

Zhu Bajie froze, mumbling in his mouth, but he stopped talking.

The king, who was chatting with the Tang monk in the palace, heard that the eunuch came with medicine, so he hurriedly greeted him.

After taking the box and looking at it, there are indeed three big pills, which are extraordinary at first glance.

"What kind of medicine is this?"

The eunuch didn't dare to hesitate, and responded quickly: "The monk said it was Wu Jin Dan, and sent it down with rootless water."

"Okay! Go and order someone to bring you rootless water."

The king who heard the words was overjoyed, and his voice became much louder.

"Your Majesty! The monk said that the rootless water is not the one in the well, but the one that falls from the sky and does not touch the ground."

Greeting the joyful king, the eunuch said softly.

"Ok?"

The king who heard the words frowned immediately.

All the officials around were also stunned.

It's hot summer now, and the rainy weather is not easy to wait.

The elixir is already in hand, so it is necessary to wait for a long time for this medicine to be introduced.

Whoa!

Just at this moment, there was a crackling sound above his head.

The people who were looking away saw the heavy rain outside the main hall in an instant.