Hu Tianwang of Entertainment

【brief introduction】

He is the Heavenly King of Killing Hu, who can kill any character he wants.

He is a master of looting, who can erase the classics of looting.

He has the strongest background in the legend, as long as you have heard of the great people, he has a phone call and a group photo, such as US President Obama, the world's richest man Gates, the German Chancellor, the British princess...

He is a master of martial arts, with inhuman skills, known as the number one master in the world.

He is a walking aphrodisiac, and any beautiful woman can't help herself after seeing his perfect body.

He is a legend, a legend who is alive and constantly creating myths...

〇① [Screen debut]

Chapter 0001 How about three tricks for me?

On June 2013, 6, the studio hall of Toilet Station was recording the base camp of June 16, and it was almost halfway through the recording.

1. Divide into 2 teams for PK, with 5 players in each team;

2. You must answer the question positively, and you cannot deliberately avoid it;

3. You must say the original word above the head, synonyms are not counted, and the words marked with an asterisk are action words;

4. Issued by the eliminated, they can no longer participate in the game;

5. If you guess the word on your head, you can signal the referee and tell the answer.If you guess right, you can eliminate one of the opponent's players at will, and if you guess wrong, you will be eliminated;

6. If one side is wiped out, the game is over.

7. The loser should be punished.

This issue is mainly to promote Times 1, so many guests came, including Guo Xiaosi, the four sisters of Times Yang Mi, Guo Biting, Guo Caijie, Xie Yilin, Feng Xiaoyue, Ke Zhendong, Chen Xuedong, and Qin Tian.Plus five happy family members.

So there must be some people who cannot play. After all, there are several games, and they will usually play alternately. However, Qin Tian knows that he will still be the human background board, and there is no link for him to enter the game. It's the same as his name.

Facts have proved that Qin Tian's judgment was correct. Although there were only three people in the happy family this time, there were seven guests, but the main ones were Da Mimi, Guo Xiaosi and the Baodao gang. He kept up with the last round Feng Xiaoyue, who had participated in the game, was once again reduced to the background board.As for the future, it is even less likely that he will have the opportunity to go abroad, because the artist from Bangzi Kingdom will appear later.

"Little Tian, ​​are you willing? Are you willing to just be a human background board like this? You know, you are a man with the Uranus system, and you are destined to become a Uranus superstar."

After hearing the system elf Dabai's question, Qin Tian, ​​who was already very upset, immediately replied in the depths of his heart: "I'm not reconciled, I'm not reconciled, I came here with great difficulty, I will definitely not just be a human background plate."

"Well, I have a challenge task here, do you want to challenge? You can now have the true biography of Xingyiquan, and then you have to make a big splash in this show before the end of the show. If you succeed, you can not only continue to have Xingyiquan You can also win a lucky draw. If you fail, you will be completely banned from the entertainment industry, and you will not have a chance to make a comeback in a short period of time. Even if you succeed, there is a [-]% probability that you will be banned by the toilet."

Qin Tian gasped when he heard the words, it really is high risk and high reward.Being blocked by the toilet table, this is neither big nor small.The key depends on your ability, strong ability, this is a joke.For example, the studio after Da Mi Mi was formally established and was banned for several years, and finally came back in a glorious manner.So Qin Tian decided to seek wealth while taking risks.

Feng Xiaoyue didn't stand beside Qin Tian, ​​who was also in the same crew, but stood beside Wei Jia and Xie Na, who were not on the show, because he knew that Qin Tian basically wouldn't have any scenes tonight.Who told him to offend Guo Xiaosi.

Soon the game was over, a group of people were laughing and laughing, no one paid attention to Qin Tian's human flesh background board, the only big power who was not afraid of Guo Xiaosi was to make Qin Tian suffer more on purpose, otherwise this It's not so easy for the kid to sign into his own studio.She is very optimistic about Qin Tian.

Soon the artists from Bangziguo appeared on the stage, Rain, who is known as the Asian dance king, and Lee Junki, who is notoriously famous.But they didn't dance when they came on stage, but showed off their national quintessence, Taekwondo.They themselves are masters in this area, and they are all black belts.

Only taekwondo practitioners who have undergone long-term and arduous training, their technical movements and ideological cultivation are quite mature, and can be awarded a black belt after passing a series of professional tests, which is equivalent to a bachelor's degree in a degree.The black belt also symbolizes freedom from darkness and fear.

So the skills of the two are very good, and Taekwondo itself is mainly based on legs, with a large attack range and strong strength. Because the strength of the legs is three times that of the arms, it is very cool. People around It was screaming again and again.

Especially when the two of them kicked back and forth in the air, and kicked back and forth with both legs in the air, it blew up the audience. Countless people were calling their names, and even the girls on the stage looked adoring. while the other men were a little timid, especially when the two stick artists deliberately played fancy tricks beside them, they even had a reaction of backing away and fear.

After Lee Joon-ki and Rain stopped performing, they were triumphant, and they came to the center of the stage with an expression that we are awesome.Qin Tian didn't act in a hurry, but watched with cold eyes. With the pissing nature of the stick, death would be inevitable later, and it would be more appropriate to hit the face at that time.He has long been unhappy with these sissies.

"It's really amazing. As far as I know, both of you are black belt masters, right? Among Korean artists, you should be the best." He Jiong asked Rain and Lee Jun-ki.

"That's not true. Many of our Korean male artists have practiced Taekwondo, and many of them have won black belts. Taekwondo is the most aggressive and powerful martial art in the world. It helps us film various types of actions. Movies, our Korean artists are all real kung fu, not the kind of label inserters who rely on special effects juggling and appearance to deceive the audience." The young and energetic Lee Jun-ki said arrogantly.As if he could punch Nanshan Nursing Home and kick Beihai Kindergarten.

He Jiong became a little embarrassed at this time, because he naturally understood other people's subtext, and he was obviously saying that the Chinese kung fu and action superstars that he and others were proud of were not worth mentioning in front of them, and even the big brother in the film industry had sex with him. Both Dragon and Kung Fu Emperor Li Jie are nothing more than the first-timers.

However, as a professional host, and it is still recorded and broadcast, what he has to do now is to stand up and smooth things over, and just cut off these remarks when they are played later.It doesn't matter at all.It's a pity that Qin Tian is going to stand up at this time, it's fine if he doesn't have the ability, how can he not stand up when he has the ability, this is the courage that every Chinese man should have.

"Hmph! What a joke. Even kids like you who play Taekwondo dare to be arrogant. Not to mention kung fu masters, even I, Qin Tian, ​​can kill you without three tricks!"

Chapter 0002 Because I am Chinese!

As soon as Qin Tian said this, the faces of the hosts and entertainers on the Chinese side changed drastically, but the audience in the auditorium looked like they were watching the show.Although they are also somewhat displeased with the attitude of stick artists, in many of them's eyes, Chinese Kungfu is similar to dance, and it is really not practical, far less beautiful and domineering than Taekwondo.

Guo Xiaosi didn't bother to watch Qin Tian's jokes at this time, he didn't actually hate Qin Tian, ​​it was just a little out of love and hatred, and it was just a little temper tantrum.He is still very convinced of Qin Tian's acting skills and character, otherwise he would not have a soft spot for him.So he immediately went to Qin Tian's side and tugged on his sleeve, telling him not to die.

At this time, Haitao also stood up to smooth things over and said, "He was joking, he was joking. Cut this paragraph off and let's continue."

Qin Tian didn't appreciate it at this time, especially after seeing the lucky expressions of the two stick artists, he went a step further and walked directly in front of Li Junji and said, "You can look down on Huaxia and Chinese exercises, Even look down on Chinese people. But you can’t say this on our Chinese territory, let alone you are still eating our food with the money given by me in Huaxia. Since you look down on Chinese Kung Fu, then I can do both The countryman will challenge you, with a limit of three moves, and if I can’t beat you, I will lose. Whoever loses will kneel in front of the TV screen and apologize to everyone, dare you? Black belt master!”

The melon-eating crowd who were still watching the excitement, now feel a little heavy for some reason, and feel that their initial thoughts are a bit too shameful, and some three views are not correct.But they are not overwhelmingly on Qin Tian's side now. After all, Han Duha is used to the toilet table, and they are also used to watching the artists and works of Bangzi Kingdom, and they feel that these are tall and superior, which means they are better than domestic ones. A second- and third-tier star is comparable to a domestic first-tier star, and other first-tier stars are basically Asian kings, such as Rain.

However, what the toilet table did next made these melon-eating people angry. Although they are a little bit Han and some brain-dead fans, most of the three views are still very positive. I still remember that I am a Chinese, a Hunanese, People from Changsha are not from a stick country.

"I'm sorry, you are not welcome here now, please leave." At this time, the staff of the toilet stand brought two security guards to stand on the stage to stop Qin Tiandao.

"Whether you like it or not is up to you. If someone insults Huaxia in front of me, it won't work if they insult Chinese Kung Fu. You either apologize, or you kneel down and apologize after being defeated by me with Chinese Kung Fu. You are spineless and like to hold sticks." Feet, that's you, it doesn't mean that the Chinese people all over the world are like you. I really don't know that Changsha, Hunan, a blessed place that produced countless anti-Japanese heroes and patriots, now it's full of you crap, it's just embarrassing." Qin Tian sneered directly in front of the staff member, and those who listened were panicked with embarrassment, and the audience on the side also started to make a fuss at the toilet table.

"How can it be like this? It was obviously that Korean guy who provoked there first, so I shouldn't deal with my own people."

"That's right, what's going on with the toilet table, who's stronger and who's weaker, we'll know if we let them have a fight. Why, if we don't fight, we're going to trouble our own people?"

Looking at the excited audience below, Liu Wei, the director of the base camp who originally planned to drive Qin Tian away and cut off all his shots, can only let Qin Tian deal with this Lee Jun-ki first.Anyway, how these scenes are broadcast is not up to him.For uneasy factors like Qin Tian who don't follow the script, provoke troubles at will, and disrupt the progress of their programs, the only solution has always been to block them.

At this time, Da Mimi looked at Qin Tian and didn't know what to say about him, she had never seen such a deadly artist.It seems that this guy has nothing to hope for. Even if he wins, he will be blocked. He won't even be able to get the limelight. These clips will definitely not be broadcast.

Lee Joon-ki was just trying to pretend, but he didn't expect that he would be challenged by an idiot, risking offending the TV station and being blocked, and even cutting off his star road, he could only be forced to change careers and vent his anger, it is necessary ?

"Are you crazy? Do you know what you are doing?" Lee Jun Ki asked curiously.Lee Jun Ki, who is a stick, naturally doesn't have so many scruples, he is an uncle here, he talks nonsense, and he doesn't dare to do anything to him here, otherwise he wouldn't be so arrogant.

"I know. I may be banned from all aspects of the toilet, and even cut off my star path from now on, and I will not be able to mix in the circle in the future." Qin Tian said frankly.

Many people around who originally thought that Qin Tian was just a stunned young man who didn't understand anything were dumbfounded after hearing his words, and really couldn't understand him.

"Since you know, is it worth it?"

"It's worth it. Because I am a Chinese, and I am also a martial artist. Today, when someone else is in our territory, our own TV station insults us and insults our national quintessence. No one stands up from the beginning to the end, and even We are greeted with smiles, who will take us seriously? You will not think that we are polite and hospitable, you will only think that we are weak and deceitful.

No one stands up now, and when you call to occupy and conquer us in the future, few people will stand up, and even if you dare to take action against us, it is what we used to make you feel that we are China, Huaxia people are stupid people with a lot of money, they are weak and can be bullied.So I, Qin Tian, ​​stood up today at the expense of my future, just to tell you, tell you all, Huaxia still has men, and men with handles! "Qin Tian said righteously and solemnly.

The surrounding audience, the artists on the stage, and even the surrounding staff who were recording the program felt ashamed for a while, and felt that the toilet table, the Korean stick, was really outrageous, and Qin Tian's approach was right.

Li Junji rarely put away his original cynicism and arrogance, and began to face up to Qin Tian in front of him, because he began to realize that the meaning of this duel was different. It was no longer a battle between two artists, but a battle between two artists. The collision between South Korea and China, whichever side loses, is a very damaging thing to the country, and it may even make the national quintessence of his country humiliated, so he has to be prepared.At this time, Qin Tian remembered a day ago, almost at this time...

Chapter 0003 Cut Hu?

The time went back to a day ago, Qin Tian also met his own golden finger at that time, Dabai.Without Dabai, he might not even have the chance to get on the stage of the base camp...

"Tianzi! Where have you been?" The manager Brother Zhang's voice came from Qin Tian's phone.

At this time, Qin Tian had just got off the train and arrived in Changsha. He looked at his watch and replied to his manager, "I just arrived in Changsha. Isn't the show going to be recorded tomorrow afternoon? It's not a big problem."

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