And at that time, Zha Kang himself happened to be at his friend's house, and he happened to be there!
"When that bastard Lucifer saw me, he deliberately mentioned my father,
He also told me that my father is suffering from the crime of hating his own flesh and blood in hell right now!
Fuck!Who the hell can stand it? "
The seventh building, in the VIP reception room,
Steve, Logan, Captain America, and Barnes sat in a semicircle,
Looking at the handsome blond windbreaker sitting in front of him and the others, he spittled and narrated his outrageous experience.
"Continue to make up... oh, it is to continue." Steve made a gesture of invitation and said to Constantine.
Constantine smashed his mouth and drank the red wine in his hand in one gulp.
It seems to be mixed with the mellowness of fine wine, reminiscing about the wonderful experience he just told,
Constantine closed his eyes, with an intoxicated look on his face, and continued:
"Having been humiliated like this, I, Mr. Kang, will definitely find my way back.
It just so happens that my friend still has a high concentration of holy water in his cellar,
So, I set up a magic circle in the wine cellar to transform the holy water into beer. "
Steve was suddenly agitated, and he had a faint feeling that Constantine might have committed a terrible death!
"Yes, I fooled Lucifer into the wine cellar,
Then lured him to drink the holy water that was transformed into beer,
Then I kicked over the barrel, oh no, it was a holy barrel full of holy water,
Then activated the magic circle that had been ambushing on the ground for a long time! "
Constantine said excitedly, and slapped the coffee table, startling everyone,
"do you know?
The beer drunk by Lucifer instantly turned into scalding holy water, together with the holy water on the ground,
Make his clone weak to the extreme!
Then I took the modified gun, added the engraved cross and the blessed bullet,
Just for a few seconds,
I personally wiped out Lucifer's clone cleanly and neatly! "
Steve and the others stared at Constantine dumbfounded,
If it weren't for Captain America and others finding him, he was indeed being hunted down by a group of powerful demons who had nowhere to go,
They will definitely think that Constantine is lying again.
"how did you do it?
I mean, how did you trick Lucifer into the cellar and drink the holy water? "
Logan took down the cigar in his mouth and asked very curiously.
Constantine stretched his arms, put them on the back of the sofa, and said with a smile:
"It's like this, then that, and finally! So! Do you understand?"
"..." Logan resisted the urge to stab him, put the cigar into his mouth again, and ignored the crap Constantine.
Constantine glanced at the sky disdainfully, and said:
"I not only killed Lucifer's clone, but also made him miss the best time to harvest my friend's soul,
I even reached out to that old God guy to get my buddy's soul into heaven.
I am so loyal to my friends, you probably can't imagine it..."
Speaking of this, Constantine looked at Steve, and his tone became gentle:
"Stee is a good brother who helped me escape from death, so after you die, I will definitely let your soul go to heaven."
Steve replied blankly: "Get lost! Stop talking nonsense, I'll send you to see God right now!"
"Hey! Just kidding, why get angry!"
Although the current Constantine is very relaxed, even cynical,
But he also knew that the one he had provoked was the arrogant king of hell, the current Satan, the fallen archangel Lucifer!
"I know Lucifer will definitely seek revenge on me,
So I secretly contacted several other hell devil kings,
And revealed to them the news that Lucifer is in a weak moment..."
Captain America scratched his hair. After listening for so long, he finally understood why.
"So...you cheated Lucifer, the strongest devil in hell,
Tricked him into drinking the holy water so that his strength was greatly damaged, and he also notified the other demon kings,
Let them take the opportunity to attack Lucifer? "
Constantine held the goblet, made a toast gesture, and drank the red wine in one gulp.
"Ah! A bottle of red wine worth tens of thousands of dollars tastes like XXX's!"
After putting down the wine glass and filling himself up again, he began to answer the question of the US team:
"Yes, this is the most fulfilling thing I have done over the years!"
Steve reminded:
"It's a rarity from Tony Stark,
A bottle of 17 US dollars, the way you drink it is simply reckless. "
When Constantine heard this, he couldn't help but take another look at the half bottle of red wine left.
"You have made Lucifer like this, he will definitely not let you go."
"SO, when the captain and his men found me, I was being hunted down by his generals...
Those sons of bitches want to get my skin cramped,
But the more they hate me, the happier I am!Hahaha! "
It was out of Constantine's hatred of the devil,
Steve would be willing to deal with him,
Otherwise, I wouldn't have had anything to do with him in the first place.
Chapter 3 and [-] Come with me and invade hell!
Since saving Constantine from several powerful demons,
During the period of dealing with him, the US team and others have been fooled by him,
Although they are all harmless jokes,
But this made the US team and others learn that they can only believe three points when they say something from Constantine.
Captain America stood up and said, "Although you are a bastard and a liar, it is better for you to lie to demons than to lie to humans.
It's just that you don't let me find out that you use deceit to do bad things, don't let me find out that you entrap innocent people,
Otherwise, no matter what you can do,
I, Steve Rogers, will bring you to justice! "
"Okay, okay!"
Constantine was extremely uncomfortable with the seriousness and meticulousness of the American team.
Hearing Captain America's slightly threatening words at this moment, he replied with a smile:
"Even if I deceived human beings, they are all people who should be deceived.
I still want to go to heaven, or you think that old God,
Why would you give me a chance? "
Captain America nodded, he turned to Steve, and said, "I've brought them here for you, and we've also eliminated 6 devils by the way. This commission should be considered a successful completion."
Steve also stood up and said, "To be honest, you guys did a great job.
It never occurred to me that you guys would find this guy in just one week.
emmm... for the other 6 devils, we will reissue the bonus according to the market price. "
"Actually, I took the initiative to come to you.
Otherwise, do you think they would find me so easily? "Konstantin said with a half-smile.
Knowing that this guy has some skills, and what he says is always true and false, making it difficult to distinguish,
Captain America and Barnes glanced at Constantine, and didn't bother to talk to him.
After communicating with the Red Queen for a while, Steve said: "I have already marked the entrustment,
After the normal process is completed, the remaining amount will be transferred to your account. "
"Well, then we won't bother.
Natasha's commission seems to have encountered a problem, we have to help her figure out a solution as soon as possible. "
"Okay, goodbye then, Captain, Barnes."
"Goodbye, Steve!"
After watching the US team and others leave,
Only then did Steve ask Constantine, "How did you find out that the person I entrusted came to you?"
"You know, I have some abilities similar to divination."
"Well, I don't care about your strange abilities.
Let me ask you, is there anything you want me to help with? "
Constantine showed a scumbag smile and replied, "You can't hide anything from you!"
"You've actually been back to America a long time ago, haven't you?"
"how do you know?"
"Gotham City, the mage Batman met who sold him the way to deal with the devil was you, right?"
"It turns out that you already knew it, that's right, it's me.
It's my job to send the devil back to hell,
It's just that these lunatics made too much noise this time, and I was a little tired to deal with it by myself. "
For this, Steve agrees, Constantine did a good job in expelling the devil,
"Tell me about your question. I'm suddenly curious."
Constantine gradually put away his smile, showing a bit of a pained expression.
"Well, didn't I disclose the news of Lucifer's weakness to the other demon kings?
My original intention was to let other demon kings contain him,
Who knew that they would take advantage of Lucifer's weakness and join forces to destroy his power,
Not only seized his territory and copied his home,
In the end, he was exiled from hell..."
"Cough, cough, cough..." Logan coughed violently after being choked by a sip of wine, mainly because such a development was too unexpected.
"..." Steve looked at Zha Kang in front of him, and said expressionlessly, "Very well, it's all thanks to you..."
Then a big smile appeared on Steve's face,
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