This star has some salty fish
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An audience of hundreds of people gathered in front of the stage, watching with gusto.
"What a beautiful young lady! Let's take a look too." Qin Xiaoyue said.
Su Yuqing had no objection, and Li Han naturally had no objection.The girls on the stage are really pretty.
The stage play tells the story of a pair of gifted men and beautiful women who fall in love at first sight and then get married and enter the bridal chamber.
Everything went well before, but when it was time to enter the bridal chamber, the bride blocked the groom outside the bridal chamber, saying that she could only enter the bridal chamber after the groom recited her three couplets.
At this time, the audience in front of the stage also booed one after another, saying yes, how can this bridal chamber be so easy to enter?You must go out of the Shanglian before you can enter.
Also let the bride quickly publish the couplet, preferably a little more difficult, so that the groom can't make up.
Although everyone knew it was acting, everyone was very interested.
"It's interesting! Fortunately, we stopped to take a look." Qin Xiaoyue said.
Li Han also showed a look of interest, which is indeed very interesting.
On the stage, the groom interacted with the audience at the scene, saying that if he couldn’t make up the second couplet later, he would ask the audience who had just booed him to help him do the second couplet.
The bride said that she will have a bridal chamber with whoever agrees with the next couplet.
These words made the audience laugh out loud, and some young men screamed in excitement on purpose, the atmosphere was very lively.
After interacting for a while, the bride began to make the first couplet:
"East Wing Room, West Wing Room, the newcomer in the old room enters the bridal chamber, the best man for life."
As soon as the first couplet came out, the groom began to think hard about the second couplet.The audience at the scene was also thinking about the second couplet.
This really seems to be a bit difficult.
After a while, the groom paced back and forth, but he hadn't written the second couplet yet.
Qin Xiaoyue said next to Li Han's ear: "I think the groom can't match the couplets. Hurry up and go to the couplets, and then you can have a bridal chamber with that beautiful young lady."
Li Han rolled his eyes, then smiled again, and said, "If you are that bride, then I'll tell you the next couplet right away."
Originally thought that Qin Xiaoyue would be embarrassed, but Qin Xiaoyue giggled and said, "Then what if the bride is Yuqing?"
Li Han said: "That's right! This is called not rejecting anyone who comes."
Su Yuqing squeezed Qin Xiaoyue's waist hard, making Qin Xiaoyue let out a low "Ouch".
Li Han smiled, these two girls.
As for the bridegroom on the stage who couldn't make up the second couplet for a long time, this is obviously a deliberate effect of the performance, just to be able to better interact with the audience on the scene.
Next, the groom should ask the audience at the scene for help.
I have to say, very creative, and the effect will obviously be very good.
Sure enough, the groom said: "Let me just say, how can this couplet be so easy to get right? Who made a fuss just now? Come on, come on, I'll leave this bridal chamber to you. I can't get in. "
The audience at the scene laughed again.Although everyone knows that entering the bridal chamber is a fake, but in such an atmosphere, everyone really wants to make a second line.Especially young boys.
I can't enter the bridal chamber, but at least I can show off in front of so many beautiful ladies and attract their attention.
It's just that this Shanglian is really bad!They have been thinking about the second couplet, but they have never found a suitable one.
Qin Xiaoyue whispered in Li Han's ear again: "Are you really wrong? It's a pity for such a beautiful young lady!"
Li Han chuckled, and said, "Yes, why is it wrong? As the saying goes, a gentle lady is a gentleman. Such a beautiful young lady is waiting to enter the bridal chamber, so it must be right."
"Good! Good! What a fair lady, what a gentleman. This little brother is right!" A voice suddenly came from behind.
Li Han was slightly taken aback, and Qin Xiaoyue was even more taken aback. Looking back, she saw that the person who spoke was a man around 40 years old.
Obviously, the man just heard Li Han's words.
The man's voice just now was not low, many people around, even the bride and groom on the stage heard it.
Everyone is thinking about the phrase "a fair lady, a gentleman is so good", which seems to express a man's admiration for a woman very openly and aboveboard!
Of course, this could have been aboveboard.It's just that some boys feel embarrassed.
Like there are some boys in the scene.Although they were thinking very positively about the next couplet just now, and wanted to show off on the scene, they were actually somewhat embarrassed in their hearts.
Because, there will definitely be people at the scene who will say that they are so active in publishing the second couplet for the sake of such a beautiful bride.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, this somewhat makes people feel a little embarrassed.
But now, a fair lady is a gentleman.What's the matter?I'm just for that beautiful bride, so what?
Those boys who felt a little embarrassed before laughed and said: "Not bad, not bad, a fair lady, a gentleman is so good. It should be like this."
By the way, who said that?
What the man said just now was "This little brother said it well." That is to say, this sentence should be said by the young man he is facing now.
The girls at the scene couldn't help saying "wow" when they saw it, what a handsome little brother!
The boys at the scene thought to themselves, "Fuck! That kid is more handsome than me."
Then seeing the two daughters Su Yuqing and Qin Xiaoyue next to her, she was shocked again. These two young ladies are much more beautiful than the bride on the stage!
Looking at it like this, that kid seems to want to make a second couplet, and then go to "Hao Qi", that young lady of the bride.
There are already two such beautiful young ladies by my side, and I want to go to the "Haoqiu" bride young lady, she is simply... a role model for my generation!
Chapter 411 Lianqiao's couplet to the bride's sister (repair)
Li Han was a little surprised by the situation at the scene. He just wanted to tease Qin Xiaoyue, but he didn't know that the voice of the middle-aged man behind him made everyone around him look over.
However, Li Han didn't feel embarrassed either.Instead, he cupped his fists at the middle-aged man in response.
The bridegroom on the stage laughed and said: "This little brother is really right. A gentleman should be nice to a fair lady. I think this little brother has a second couplet. Please share the second couplet with me."
They perform here in order to interact with the audience and enhance the atmosphere of the whole scene.Now seeing that Li Han should have already made a second couplet, it is natural to seize the opportunity.
The audience also booed, and then they were very envious. They also wanted to show off like this!
Li Han nodded and said: "Alright, then I will share my second couplet, please correct me. My second couplet is: 'Study in the south, study in the north, teach imperial studies in the primary school test, and marry the bride.'"
As soon as the second couplet came out, everyone at the scene applauded.
While applauding, the young boys lamented in their hearts, "This kid really loves the second couplet. The limelight is... envious!"
The middle-aged man also said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad, my brother is right."
On the stage, the groom deliberately sighed, and said: "This little brother really made the second couplet. If so, then please come on stage. There are two more couplets in the back. If the little brother can also match. Then, congratulations Brother, you can enter the bridal chamber now."
Still going on stage?Li Han said, this is not very good.
The two girls, Su Yuqing and Qin Xiaoyue curled their lips, what's wrong, it must be because they are very beautiful in their hearts, right?
Li Han was indeed very beautiful in his heart. Although the bride and sister on the stage were not as good as Su Yuqing and Qin Xiaoyue, they were not far behind. They were absolute beauties.
It is definitely a joyful thing to "enter the bridal chamber" with such a beautiful young lady.
However, Li Han did not appear on stage.That's too high-key, he's a low-key guy.It means that it is enough for him to face the next couplet here. If he can face the next two couplets, it will not be too late to go on stage.
Otherwise, it would be a waste of emotion if you go on stage and eventually come down.
This statement naturally caused the audience to burst out laughing, yes, yes, it is still too early to go on stage.
The bride on the stage looked at Li Han in the crowd, with beautiful eyes, and said: "In this case, please listen carefully, my little brother. My second couplet is, 'The moon is behind closed doors and the moon is thin, tonight Absolutely no rain.'”
As soon as the bride's second couplet came out, the actor who played the groom was first taken aback, "What's the situation? This second couplet is different from the previous rehearsal. How can we temporarily change the couplet?"
The reason why they performed the bridge of the bride's triple couplet and the groom's bridge is to interact with the audience on the scene and let the audience on the scene match the second couplet.
The three couplets are all rehearsed before, and the groom knows the second couplet.This is to prevent that no one at the scene can match the second couplet, and the groom finally pretends to be helpless and expresses that this second couplet can only be done by himself, and then the second couplet can be matched to avoid embarrassing situations.
But now the bride has temporarily changed the second couplet, and the groom doesn't know what the second couplet is.This couplet sounded rather difficult, and if the young man didn't match up, and no one else could match up, the groom would not be able to smooth things over.
Therefore, the groom is a little anxious.Walking quickly to the bride's side, she said softly, "Miss Luoxue, you are..."
The bride smiled slightly and said: "Mr. Lin, you don't have to worry, I have my own plans. Besides, I think that little brother can match the second line."
"Really?" The groom frowned, looking at Li Han in the crowd.He suddenly felt that he shouldn't have let Li Han talk to Xialian just now.
"I hope that kid won't be wrong." Lin Xiao, the actor playing the groom, wished so in his heart.
The audience at the scene didn't know that the bride's second couplet was replaced temporarily. They only felt that the second couplet was much more difficult than the first couplet.
It seems that one couplet is more difficult than one couplet!
They couldn't do it right in the first couplet, and I'm afraid they couldn't do it in the second couplet.I don't know if that kid can get it right?
The middle-aged man who was still standing behind Li Han was thinking, "I remember that the second couplet should not be this one. Did you change the couplet temporarily? This will be interesting."
Then, he looked at Li Han in front of him, with a faint smile on his face, he was looking forward to whether Li Han could still make a second line?
Of course, Li Han didn't know that the second couplet was replaced temporarily, but he was just thinking that the people who came out of the couplet were very capable.
"The moon in front of the window is pushed out behind closed doors, the moon and stars are scarce, and it will definitely not rain tonight." This couplet is definitely of a high standard.Not only is it ingenious and artistic, but "rain" also communicates with "language", which means that if I can't live up to this couplet, I will definitely not talk to you tonight.
Not only that, this is the night of the bridal chamber, and rain can also mean cloud and rain.If it doesn't rain, don't think about it either.
This is an absolutely high standard.
Li Han said with a smile: "Miss Bride, this second couplet is very difficult! If Miss Bride doesn't agree with this couplet, and Miss Bride doesn't talk all night, wouldn't it be a disappointment to this auspicious day?"
Some of the onlookers laughed and said, "Since that's the case, then you should hurry up and write the next couplet! Don't let down the auspicious day."
As soon as these words came out, everyone naturally booed again.
Li Han said: "In this case, I will try it. I am right in this couplet, 'Throwing a stone breaks the bottom of the sky, the sky is high and the air is refreshing, and it will surely turn into frost in the Ming Dynasty.'"
"Frost" is connected with "double", so it must be a pair tomorrow morning, so of course it's over.The beauty of the beautiful day last night must have lived up to it.
As soon as the second couplet came out, after the audience tasted the magical effect of "Shuang", they were excited for a while and applauded one after another!
That's right!It's so good to be right!No matter how you look at this second couplet, it is by no means inferior to the first couplet.
That kid is quite quick-witted!
In this way, those young people who are envious are naturally even more envious.This Nima is not only handsome, but also so quick-witted, can this still leave a way for others to survive?
The man in the middle laughed out loud, feeling extremely pleasantly surprised.In such a short period of time, Li Han came up with such an exquisite second couplet, which was beyond the expectation of a middle-aged man.
Quite wonderful!
On the stage, Lin Xiao, who was playing the role of the groom, frowned even more. He actually met him, and it was so wonderfully matched. Damn...
Lin Xiao took a peek at Luoxue, who was playing the role of the bride, and saw that Luoxue's face was full of joy, and suddenly felt jealous of Li Han in his heart, why didn't he have such talent?
Horse eggs!I really shouldn't have let that kid confront the second line before.
Luo Xue looked at Li Han with joy in her eyes.Sure enough, her feeling was not wrong, Li Han was really able to match the second line.
Luoxue has been good at poetry and couplets since she was a child, and she is very talented. She is a well-known talented woman in Hongzhou.
This couplet was changed by her on the spur of the moment, but it was not made out on the spur of the moment, but she got it by chance a few days ago.In fact, she herself has not yet come up with a good second line.
I didn't expect Li Han to come up with such an exquisite second couplet in such a short period of time.
Luo Xue was pleasantly surprised.
Then, there is a third couplet.
Naturally, she wouldn't use the third couplet that she had rehearsed before, it wasn't too difficult.
She wants to use a more difficult one.
She thought to herself.
Suddenly, she thought of it.She stood up and walked to a long table with a pen and paper.
She wants to write this third couplet.
Chapter 412 Miss Sister May May Borrow a Pen and Paper
The action of Luoxue walking to the long table and preparing to write was noticed by everyone present.
Everyone was a little surprised, the bride still had a third couplet, so why did she suddenly have to write something?
Everyone was surprised, but Luoxue's movements were not slow. He picked up a brush and quickly wrote a couplet on a piece of rice paper.
Then, he showed the first couplet to Li Han, and also to other audiences at the scene, and said: "I am my third couplet, my little brother invites you."
It turned out that I went to write the Shanglian.The audience was stunned.
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