Absolute Conquest System

It was horrible.

"Master, you almost kissed a pig just now, do you know that?" Xiao Ling asked eagerly.

I was dumbfounded for a moment, what did Xiao Ling say?I almost kissed a pig?By the way, where did the miniature pig I saw go?Could it be that pig that I was about to kiss just now?Grass, no matter how hungry I am, I will not play with humans and animals. System, you are going to cheat me to death.

"Xiao Ling, where is that pig? Where is that pig?" I asked, grabbing Xiao Ling's shoulder.

"Master, what do you want to do? You don't really want to fuck that pig, do you?" Xiao Ling shouted with her big eyes open.

"Fuck, I'm not that qinshou, I'm going to kill that pig and cook it as a roast pig.

"Cheating my feelings, I want to chop it up.

"Master, I know that pig, I'm going to catch that pig right now.

"Xiao Ling gritted her teeth with hatred when she saw me, and immediately flew out to help me find the pig without saying a word.

When I thought that I almost kissed the pig, I was so angry that I picked up the sword and chopped off the blue team, and killed the blue animals.

"Hold the grass, is that guy's chrysanthemum burst, so brave.

"A certain player of the blue team was dumbfounded when he saw me working hard.

"Damn, it must be because of the asshole explosion too much, and the insanity, let's stay away from him, don't be hacked back to grandma's house by him.

"Sister, if this person is our blue team, I don't know how good it is."

"" Don't, don't, look at him so crazy, maybe he is someone who kills his teammates, I don't want to be with him.

"After the two blue team players not far away cooperated to eliminate a member of the red team, their eyes turned to me.

"The two of us worked together to take him down.

"The two of the blue team spoke together.

"Good brother, you are indeed my twin brother.

"Brother, let's go together and kill this guy."

"Okay, the two of us will go together."

"The two members of the blue team nodded at each other and rushed towards me.

My eyes were still blue except for the blue. When the two of them approached me, they were holding a dagger no more than 20 cm long. It was equipped with pink equipment and should be quite sharp.

When I confronted them, one of them was No. 53, holding a dagger and swiping at my lower body, and the other No. 54, attacking my top

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The two seem to be connected as one, and they cooperate quite seamlessly.

If it were an ordinary person, it would be possible to take care of the top but not the bottom, and take care of the bottom but not the top.

I hastily stepped back several steps to avoid the attacks of the two of them.

When the two saw that the attack was unsuccessful, they immediately exchanged glances. No. 53 focused on my front, and No. 54 was in charge of my back.

Even if I wanted to escape now, I couldn't escape from the palms of the two of them.

"Want to pinch me, dream.

"I put the sword in the storage box in my hand, turned my wrist, and when No. 53 rushed forward with a dagger, I turned to avoid No. 54's attack. At the same time, I grabbed No. 53's hand and straightened his The dagger pierced No. 54's body.

No. 54 looked astonished, and never thought that I would grab 53's hand.

Fortunately, the dagger only pierced into the not too deep part of his left shoulder, and No. 54 did not die on the spot.

I knocked the heads of the two of them together, and the dagger in No. 53's hand went deeper into No. 54's body.

"Fuck, what's going on, brother, are you planning to kill your younger brother?" Number 54 was so painful that he was about to faint, and number 53 also sent a dagger into his body. Is this the rhythm of killing him? "I'm sorry brother, it's all this damn guy, if she and he didn't come here suddenly, I wouldn't

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Before No. 53 finished speaking, he saw his brother's figure had faded away.

His brother died? No. 53 looked at me in astonishment, "You killed my brother, you actually killed my brother.

"The battlefield has no eyes. If you want to kill me, you have to think about paying the corresponding price."

"I grabbed his wrist and turned it around, the dagger in his hand crossed his neck, drawing a deep red bloodstain.

"Dude, your game time is up, you can go back and prepare for the next game.

""I

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"will kill you.

Before No. 53 finished speaking, his body fell down and disappeared in front of us.

"Without me, don't meet me again next time, otherwise you will definitely have good fruit to eat.

"I turned around to deal with others, when Xiao Ling's figure suddenly appeared in front of me, holding a blue mini pig in her arms.

"Grass, I finally caught you, I'm going to chop you up.

"I took out a gleaming dagger from the storage box, and the mini pig in Xiao Ling's arms screamed.

"Master, you can kill it at most and let it return to the safe zone. If you want to torture it slowly, put it in your life storage box. In this way, it will be cut off from the master and cannot return to the safe zone. By the side of your master, you can torture it however you want.

"Xiao Ling has never been a kind person, and she has no kindness to these spiritual pets.

The mini pig seemed to understand Xiao Ling's words, and struggled desperately in Xiao Ling's arms.

I looked at the appearance of the mini pig, hehe smirked a few times, grabbed its ears and threw it into the storage box.

I'm going to ruthlessly exterminate this pig later.

The battlefield has fallen into quite a chaotic situation, no one has noticed what Xiao Ling and I have done.

After dealing with the mini pigs, I joined the battlefield, and suddenly an owl roared towards my face.

Damn, did I make a mistake.

An owl is a national second-class protected animal. Some people dare to raise an owl. This is thinking that they are Harry Potter, right?I took out a flat pan from the secret realm, aimed at the flying owl and stuck it on the pan. In an instant, the owl slammed onto the pan with a loud snap, and suddenly it slid down in a very funny way.

"I wipe it, a flat pan? Is it the Red Wolf series?" Someone stared at the flat pan in my hand with a look of incomparable surprise.