My filial piety has gone bad

What Xiao Ran is discussing is an extremely serious matter, which belongs to the category of science.

But Ling Zhouyue kept that unscientifically beautiful face and said unscientific words:

"Does your hometown hate big things?"

"Recently, my hometown really regards thinness as beauty."

Xiao Ran said truthfully.

Lingzhou Yueqi's chest trembled, and the sword energy in her eyes cut sword ripples on the mirror-smooth water.

Xiao Ran hastily added:

"But these are heresies. Stories about men falling in love with men are popular in my hometown."

Is it heresy for men to fall in love with men?

Is this kid implying that it is heresy for women to fall in love with women?

Ling Zhouyue said seriously:

"Is there a problem with men falling in love with men? If there is love, any species will do, right? Don't you just like snakes?"

Xiao Ran suddenly had the feeling of being slashed by his master. Although it was not fatal, it was quite sour.

"I'm already thinking about my next honeymoon destination, we're going to circle the planet and explore that deepest secret."

Ling Zhouyue still frowned tightly.

"That is to say, you don't plan to do these things for your honeymoon this time?"

Xiao Ran suddenly felt that Master became a little dissatisfied after he caught a snake or experienced illusion.

But I don't take the initiative, I insist on him taking the initiative...

It seems to be testing him!

"Didn't we go to the wilderness once? It was a failed attempt, broken by the space magic circle and the weird illusion. We need to find another way. If you want to climb a mountain that no one can climb before, you can't rely on perseverance alone. We need Find a path that no one has tried before, and find another way to climb the mountain."

Xiao Ran seemed to be talking about him from left to right, but it sounded like he meant something else.

Ling Zhouyue frowned slightly, pursed her lips and nodded, as if thinking, as if she had realized something.

"So you caught a snake?"

"So I caught a snake."

Xiao Ran explained:

"The disciple's boundless sea of ​​qi and the great underworld core can only withstand the master's sword energy and barely survive, but this ancient jade python with a spiritual power density close to that of a dragon can withstand the master's sword energy to prevent the disciple from going to heaven."

Only then did Ling Zhouyue sip her mouth in satisfaction, and drank the hanging pot in one gulp.

"You are really trying to survive."

"It's not about living in order to survive, but living in order to survive."

Xiao Ran's nonsense was very philosophical, it made the master stunned for a moment, his face almost turned red.

"Honeymoon is all about making love. If we cooperate well, it will be a miracle. That's why I didn't kill the python and stew soup to replenish my body, but came here to catch seafood to eat."

What seafood... Ling Zhouyue was conquered by Xiao Ran's filial piety and whimsy.

"My little injury is nothing serious, fast forward to your miracle."

"We can't be hurt at the same time."

Xiao Ran said meaningfully.

Caressing the chrysanthemum stone with his bare hands, Xiao Ran secretly sighed that the chrysanthemum was dark red and shiny, with graceful curves, like a sculpture.

While marveling at the rarity and beauty of the ammonite, Xiao Ran peeled off its spiral chrysanthemum shell, emptied its ink and blood, and cleared its internal organs.

Put the green sword on the chrysanthemum body, put it on the grill, disassemble a board to light the fire, and sprinkle chili oil, fennel, cumin, salt lake stone on the ammonite meat...

Most importantly, Xiao Ran injected the jade python spirit into the fire to add some seasoning to the seafood.

Under Xiao Ran's precise control of the fire and the infiltration of condiments without dead ends, a meaty aroma that penetrated straight into the spirit erupted like a volcano.

Even Ling Zhouyue, who has never been keen on appetite, is also eloquent.

"Can this thing be eaten?"

"No."

"Can't you still bake?"

"Then you still ask?"

Ling Zhouyue knocked Xiao Ran's head with a chrysanthemum shell in her left hand, and stuffed the red-hot chrysanthemum meat into her mouth with her right hand.

While Xiao Ran was grilling, he was fishing with fish. The more fish he caught, the bigger the fish he caught.

Two-headed lobster, purple-walled oyster, black-spotted sea snake, and a lot of oysters and squid...

Xiao Ran can occasionally catch chrysanthemum stones or other seafood with threads, all of which are reverse spirals.

It can be seen that the fish in this sea area all come from the wilderness.

The seafood that grows in the inner sea has a hard shell, and the meat inside is delicious and rich.

In addition to barbecue, Xiao Ran also made a series of seafood stews, using sweetness to remove fishy smell, onion to enhance fragrance, vinegar to moisten the spirit, and python spirit to embellish...

While watching Xiao Ran fishing for seafood, Ling Zhouyue ate and drank until evening.

His mouth was full of greasy food, he was drunk, and his picturesque clear face didn't know whether it was blush, the reflection of the sun, or some other color.

At this moment, Ling Zhouyue was leaning on Xiao Ran's shoulder in a daze, not only had her injured uterine body fully recovered, but she was also full of thoughts and feelings. Under the influence of the python spirit, Xiao Ran's handsome appearance appeared in her shining eyes.

"Can seafood be made into wine?"

You see, they are all talking nonsense.

Xiao Ran shook his head.

"No, but it can be made into sauce, and the sauce can be eaten with rice."

"I just want to eat you."