My filial piety has gone bad

Thinking this way, he saw Xiao Ran returning with his sword, and before he arrived, he shouted from a distance——

"Master, I brought my wife back!"

Ling Zhouyue stretched her waist halfway, and suddenly became wilted.

For a moment, she felt that what she just read was Xiao Ran's autobiography.

Can you bring your wife back after going to Shenwu Kingdom for three days?

You are better than Xiao Yan!

Ling Zhouyue sharpened her sword furiously, resisting the impulse for the time being, and first see how Li Ran's wife is, and whether she is the type she likes.

Xiao Ran's Yujian landed on the Jianping, and saw the beautiful master sitting cross-legged on a branch, still in the long-lost slim and graceful charm.

I haven't seen Master for three days, Xiao Ran misses him very much, and when he came up, he went out to Wang Zang to fulfill his filial piety, and saw Master with his arms around Bing Bing, who was wearing his green clothes.

"How about it, this is my wife Bingbing, does Master like it?"

Even your clothes are on...

Ling Zhouyue smiled and said nothing.

I don't know when, the sky was covered with dark clouds, lightning flashed and thundered, and a gravitational black hole seemed to appear above the head, gathering everything in the world.

Xiao Ran looked up and felt something was wrong.

Netherworld?

Do not!

This spiritual pressure is even scarier than Netherworld!

Xiao Ran shivered all over, and was about to ask Master what to do, when the black hole above his head suddenly dispersed, turning into a majestic wave falling from the sky.

"Master, be careful—"

In an instant, li xuan knew that the master was angry, but he still pretended not to know, and jumped towards the master like a moth to the flame.

In exchange, it was ruthless waves.

Xiao Ran was hit obliquely by a wave that fell from the sky, and was shot eastward like a cannonball, crashing into the base of Zhaoxia Peak.

In an instant, the entire Zhaoxia Peak was shaking, which lasted for a hundred breaths.

The disciples who didn't know thought it was an earthquake.

Why is Master so angry?

Didn't he agree to find a wife she likes and have a threesome with him?

Xiao Ran pondered underground for a long time, and withstood the pressure of the whole mountain, and truly realized the pressure of the mountain.

Half an hour later, Han Erleng and Wang Tiezhu dug a hole at the foot of the mountain to fish them out.

The two dusted off the dirt on Xiao Ran's body.

"Uncle Xiao, the entire Zhaoxia Peak was almost shaken apart, you and the elder are playing too much."

"Many disciples on the mountain went to the Discipline Hall to complain. Only the two of us did not hesitate to delay our practice and worked hard to dig out the uncle. There is no credit but hard work. You see..."

"Bastard! Who's making me sleep?"

Xiao Ran opened his eyes in a daze, but there was only chaos and daze in his sleepy eyes.

He didn't look at Han Erleng and Wang Tiezhu at all, with a sad face, he chanted to himself:

"Ask the world, what is love? Just teach life and death. Flying guests from the north and the south, the old Chi's cold and heat..."

Xiao Ran's eyes were affectionate and blank, reciting a poem, his figure flashed, his back was lonely, and he stepped on his sword back to Zhijian Peak.

Only Han Erleng and Wang Tiezhu were left frowning, reminiscing about the poems left by Xiao Ran.

"Ask the world, what is love? Just teach life and death..."

"How much emotional injury did Uncle Master suffer to compose such a wonderful poem?"

The two of them thought about it carefully, completely forgetting to ask for favors from Xiao Ran.

……

Prepared to be scolded, Xiao Ran returned to Zhijian Peak tremblingly.

It turned out that Shizun, Chuyan, and Bingbing were playing Dou Youming on the stone table in the pavilion by the water.

The big orange cat is non-slip, and flicks its tail in the crevices of the water and rocks to fish as usual.

The three people by the pool were chatting and laughing, having fun, and having so much fun, they completely forgot about his existence.

Seeing Xiao Ran's return, Ling Zhouyue put away her smile and said solemnly:

"I declare that starting today, your wife is a teacher."

Only then did Xiao Ran heave a sigh of relief, suppressing a smile on his face, and deliberately asked:

"How about it, my wife, are you satisfied?"

Ling Zhouyue nodded earnestly, just like a mother-in-law testing her daughter-in-law's ability to do housework.

"Your wife is great, especially the card skills of Dou Youming, which is very smooth."

Can my wife not profit?

Xiao Ran set Bingbing's rules for Dou Youming: when fighting against Shizun, the winning rate of 51 rounds is 99%, and when fighting against others, the winning rate of [-] rounds is [-]%.

It is equivalent to saying that an invincible Dou Youming master was almost defeated by the master.

Although Master failed to win, this kind of happiness is also one of the pinnacle experiences of competitive sports.

Let Shizun feel that being inferior in skills may be due to luck, and there will be a desire to keep playing.

However, Xiao Ran did not intend to deceive Master.

"This is the Dou You Ming Yan puppet that I specially customized in Shenwu Kingdom. I bought it specially to play cards with Master."

Xiao Ran confessed.

Ling Zhouyue was startled suddenly.