My filial piety has gone bad

Ling Zhouyue patted him on the shoulder.

"You don't have to force it. It's not very demanding to be a teacher. You'll be very happy if you give me some bones."

are you a dog

Seeing Master's money-greedy expression and that picture-like face with sword-like eyes, Xiao Ran couldn't imagine that they were the same person.

"What's a piece of dragon bone? With the joint efforts of our master and apprentice, we will definitely catch the real dragon."

Ling Zhouyue's eyes converged, and she looked at Xiao Ran quietly.

"Do you want to catch a dragon, or a woman?"

Xiao Ran strode forward, intentionally not paying attention to Master's eyes, and blurted out:

"Man, who wouldn't want to ride a dragon?"

Ling Zhouyue smacked her lips, a little panicked.

"Although people's sexual fetishes are free, the teacher still recommends that you see a doctor."

Xiao Ran still firmly believes that his sexual fetish is fine, one-stop service, who doesn't love it?

"Master thinks that woman is a dragon, or did she control a dragon?"

"You mean Hei Qin?"

Ling Zhouyue looked up at the drink and didn't pay attention to this woman.

"She doesn't have the bearing of a dragon. The so-called magic dragon may be just a cover to trick people into hunting dragons, and they just fell into her trap. This kind of deception is too common."

"Didn't we see a dragon?"

"Dragon is a race that stands on top of all spirits. Real dragons, even female dragons, have never had the type to charm men."

Xiao Ran sighed.

"I still hope that there will be real dragons or other divine beasts that exist in the form of original bodies, without human transformation or ghost transformation, otherwise this world will be too boring, and people will not see any hope."

Ling Zhouyue stopped, raised her head and drank heavily.

"The hope of the Dharma-ending era has never been a cat or a dog, but always a human being."

Xiao Ran didn't expect that the always naive Master would have such a profound understanding.

Unexpectedly, Master added another sentence.

"After all, people can fight against the Netherworld."

Xiao Ran turned his head to look, and found that the place where the master stopped was actually the entrance of a gambling house, and the sound of bamboo cards being thrown on the table could be heard from inside.

Sorry, I overestimated you.

Ling Zhouyue thief sighed.

"This game spreads pretty fast, we are all veterans, how about going in and winning?"

Xiao Ran shook his head.

"If you can be won by the master, others will think this game is a scam, which will damage the reputation of the game."

Ling Zhouyue tilted her head and pondered for a long time before realizing that the bastard Xiao Ran was mocking her again.

Angrily, she raised her foot and wanted to kick it, but found that Xiao Ran had disappeared, her foot was hanging in the air, and she was extremely embarrassed.

Xiao Ran appeared beside him, and helped the master's long legs down.

"Master, please calm down. If my wife cares enough about this game, she will definitely promote it at the temple fair. Let's go to the temple fair to find out."

Ling Zhouyue stared at Xiao Ran in surprise.

"Invisibility is forbidden on the street. How did you manage to disappear suddenly? You didn't even respond to the big city guard."

"It's the ordinary invisibility technique, plus the resonance method, but the disciple's realm is slightly higher."

Xiao Ran smiled like Versailles.

Ling Zhouyue nodded slightly, thoughtfully, and suddenly had a whim:

"You teach as a teacher, and we, master and apprentice, go to the brothel together in stealth, do we still need to pay a penny? Not only can we listen to music for free, but the so-called wife is not as good as a concubine, and concubine is not as good as stealing, and the joy of eavesdropping and playing secretly can be doubled. "

You are really old Siji!

Xiao Ran shook his head.

"Isn't the apprentice and teacher respecting a big treason?"

Ling Zhouyue has a serious face.

"When you secretly became a teacher, why didn't you say treason?"

Xiao Ran quibbled:

"The disciple is testing the newly learned exercises."

Holding the pot, Ling Zhouyue snorted coldly, the sword light in her eyes was ready to come out.

"Are you testing the skills, or testing the physique of the teacher? If it weren't for the special physique of the teacher, you may have to make more progress."

It's not that long...

You are overrated.

"No, the disciple will pay attention to the scale."

Ling Zhouyue curled her lips to drink, she was so drunk, she chatted nonsense.

"You are a young man in his 20s who is still in estrus and has not got rid of the reproductive instinct of life. I will tell you as a teacher that things between men and women are meaningless. The opposite sex is only for reproduction, and the same sex is true love. You and me are mentors and apprentices." Together, the dragons sway their tails and form a pair of evil spirits to pick up girls, and they are not envious of mandarin ducks or immortals..."

Good guy!

You dare to poke out any words when you are drunk!

Xiao Ran subconsciously distanced himself from his master, for fear of being misunderstood by others as having something to do with her.

……

Peacock Street goes east to the end. There is a small lake with a width of [-] feet. The small island in the center of the lake and the street along the lake are the venues for the temple fair.